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Title: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: busch on November 20, 2019, 03:42:45 PM
Prove me wrong
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: anon on November 20, 2019, 03:57:01 PM
not if it's by accident
https://www.instagram.com/p/BxSV4qilYw9/
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: h00man on November 20, 2019, 04:00:10 PM
I agree
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: sus on November 20, 2019, 04:13:58 PM
brb about to post the slow mo versions of all of my clips now
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: GAY on November 20, 2019, 04:21:31 PM
I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: rusty knees on November 20, 2019, 04:27:01 PM
starting off with slo mo is a no no as well
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on November 20, 2019, 04:27:26 PM
I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.

slo mo porn? don't send me down that rabbit hole
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: sus on November 20, 2019, 04:27:59 PM
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I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
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slo mo porn? don't send me down that rabbit hole

slo mo with the 1000fps red camera yo. directed Flat Earth style by Ty Evans
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Samson Simpson on November 20, 2019, 04:31:23 PM
I like what Shlohmo did with Corbin
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: silhouette on November 20, 2019, 04:32:21 PM
Trending 2020: speeding up your own Instagram clips
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: hashbrowns on November 20, 2019, 04:35:24 PM
I reverse mine so you have to save it and play it backwards to hear the secret message.
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Cool Ceith on November 20, 2019, 04:42:51 PM
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I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
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slo mo porn? don't send me down that rabbit hole
GAY showin us his slo-face
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: doublesteveburger on November 20, 2019, 04:48:59 PM
Reported - I will not stand for this slowmophobia.
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: TheDingus on November 20, 2019, 04:51:21 PM
Reported - I will not stand for this slowmophobia.
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: deathturd on November 20, 2019, 09:05:05 PM
Reported - I will not stand for this slowmophobia.

This is how I feel when someone says that they don't like Bootleg 3000.
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: conqueso on November 20, 2019, 09:09:11 PM
so he sped up the clip? puleo out here lying for clout lol
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: SneakySecrets on November 20, 2019, 09:30:37 PM
Ok, ok busch, my bad.  I’ll cool it with the slo-mo.  geez  :(.

You didn’t have to yell at me like that though.
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on November 20, 2019, 11:06:44 PM
nobody gives a shit what you think
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: shingles on November 20, 2019, 11:08:42 PM
So any clip or just skating? Define your terms here!
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Molte on November 20, 2019, 11:50:59 PM
I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
That's shalomo
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Mesteezo on November 21, 2019, 12:44:31 AM
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I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
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That's shalomo

Shalomi  ;)
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Molte on November 21, 2019, 01:20:51 AM
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I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
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That's shalomo
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Shalomi  ;)
Shalmon?
(https://i.imgur.com/sPetJSq.jpg)
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: rawbertson. on November 21, 2019, 05:37:03 AM
confirmed, i am an asshole
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/ed781b6b7728302213c76d831ae6792b/tenor.gif?itemid=8140791)
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on November 21, 2019, 05:49:11 AM
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I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
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That's shalomo
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Shalomi  ;)
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Shalmon?
(https://i.imgur.com/sPetJSq.jpg)

When neen skated for remive
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: rawbertson. on November 21, 2019, 05:55:14 AM
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Reported - I will not stand for this slowmophobia.
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This is how I feel when someone says that they don't like Bootleg 3000.

i always loved those j strickland vids... i remmeber a lot of people found it obnoxious and i couldnt get enough of it. loved bootleg 3000. i do like the style it gives you a lot more time to absorb the atmosphere, its more like looking at a photo. tbh stroebeck and p much everyone on instagram in the game doing this slow mo stuff all biting what he started in the late 90s. the slowmo on the faces is a nice touch sometimes and the fast zoom ins like a bruce li movie.
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Omars_Dad on November 21, 2019, 06:28:35 AM
i slomo'd a video of my dog munching her favorite ball, it turned out pretty cute i think

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4s-ukSFHkc/
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: shingles on November 21, 2019, 07:25:26 AM
i slomo'd a video of my dog munching her favorite ball, it turned out pretty cute i think

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4s-ukSFHkc/

You asshole!
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: sus on November 21, 2019, 07:27:50 AM
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I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
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That's shalomo
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Shalomi  ;)
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Shalmon?
(https://i.imgur.com/sPetJSq.jpg)
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When neen skated for remive

that's Eugene Williams
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: johnes on November 21, 2019, 07:28:48 AM
I really don’t like slo mo but I wouldn’t say people who do it are assholes. Typically the person doing the slo mo doesn’t realize that they might be the only person to actually enjoy their clips in slo mo.
I used to use tho; probably up until 2017
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Mesteezo on November 21, 2019, 08:23:40 AM
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I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
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That's shalomo
[close]

Shalomi  ;)
[close]
Shalmon?
(https://i.imgur.com/sPetJSq.jpg)

Young Neen looks like my ex gf as a boy, and funnily enough she also cooked salmon skin side up. She's also an alcoholic and once drank a shot of fucking acetone because I wouldn't buy her beer after she had spent all of her disability check on booze.
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: h00man on November 21, 2019, 01:58:59 PM
its when kids slomo themselves entering the park or popping up their board into their hands as the opening clip.

then it goes to a couple of bails in slomo

then normal speed of the trick and immediately to slomo right upon landing

all filmed at a skatepark

dont get me started on slomo shots on their fit either
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: squintharder on November 21, 2019, 04:14:47 PM
Agreed. It's an instant unfollow even if i know them personally. Although if it's suuuuper tech maybe it's warranted
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: GAY on November 21, 2019, 04:33:51 PM
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I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
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That's shalomo
[close]

Shalomi  ;)
[close]
Shalmon?
(https://i.imgur.com/sPetJSq.jpg)
[close]

Young Neen looks like my ex gf as a boy, and funnily enough she also cooked salmon skin side up. She's also an alcoholic and once drank a shot of fucking acetone because I wouldn't buy her beer after she had spent all of her disability check on booze.

You sure Neen isn't who your ex-girlfriend eventually turned into?
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Supreme George on November 21, 2019, 05:40:31 PM
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I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
[close]
That's shalomo
[close]

Shalomi  ;)
[close]
Shalmon?
(https://i.imgur.com/sPetJSq.jpg)
[close]

Young Neen looks like my ex gf as a boy, and funnily enough she also cooked salmon skin side up. She's also an alcoholic and once drank a shot of fucking acetone because I wouldn't buy her beer after she had spent all of her disability check on booze.
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You sure Neen isn't who your ex-girlfriend eventually turned into?
Cool trans joke boomer gay guy
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: keepthefunkalive on November 21, 2019, 05:52:56 PM
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I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
[close]
That's shalomo
[close]

Shalomi  ;)
[close]
Shalmon?
(https://i.imgur.com/sPetJSq.jpg)
[close]

Young Neen looks like my ex gf as a boy, and funnily enough she also cooked salmon skin side up. She's also an alcoholic and once drank a shot of fucking acetone because I wouldn't buy her beer after she had spent all of her disability check on booze.

I once washed my hair in acetone because I had to take a hair-sample drug test for a job the next day... the smell alone made me gag and almost puke. Doing a shot is kinda impressive in a way. Damn
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Mesteezo on November 21, 2019, 06:24:51 PM
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I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
[close]
That's shalomo
[close]

Shalomi  ;)
[close]
Shalmon?
(https://i.imgur.com/sPetJSq.jpg)
[close]

Young Neen looks like my ex gf as a boy, and funnily enough she also cooked salmon skin side up. She's also an alcoholic and once drank a shot of fucking acetone because I wouldn't buy her beer after she had spent all of her disability check on booze.
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I once washed my hair in acetone because I had to take a hair-sample drug test for a job the next day... the smell alone made me gag and almost puke. Doing a shot is kinda impressive in a way. Damn

Yeah dude it was fucking gnarly, I hear that stuff sizzle when I clean my bearings with it so I can only imagine what it's doing inside of your body. Needless to say, she had a very horrible and painful night after that. That wasn't my first rodeo with girls that ingest fucked up chemicals. The previous girlfriend before that would spray Febreeze into her mouth on the daily, and she also ate Tide pods way before it became a meme, like some straight-up My Strange Addiction shit. I wish I could say I was making this shit up, but I seem to attract crazy.
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: chipped tail on November 21, 2019, 10:12:08 PM
I slomo my X-tube videos. Makes it seem like I'm cumming for like 20 minutes and dudes gobble it up like nobody's business.
pun intended
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Uncle Gavone on November 22, 2019, 08:04:42 AM
I understand where you're coming from, but I need to flex my flip tricks g
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Living Legends on November 22, 2019, 08:22:31 AM
Those kids who slow mo their bails and lay on the ground pretending to be funny, skate like that off camera too. Assholes.
Title: Re: If you slomo your own Instagram clips you’re an asshole
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on November 22, 2019, 08:59:06 AM
I once washed my hair in acetone because I had to take a hair-sample drug test

Did it work? Yall act like acetone is so bad. its kinda like aqua di gio fragrance, as always: the burn means it's working.