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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: eyodu on November 24, 2019, 05:12:46 PM
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The Pyramids, the sphinx and now Zach Allen...
We need answers.
Where did he come from?
Why and how is he on baker?
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The Pyramids, the sphinx and now Zach Allen...
We need answers.
Where did he come from?
Why and how is he on baker?
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We're all as confused as you are, man.
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truly staggering
just a soft reminder that this guy is in the baker/deathwish farm system and can't get a go. probably "too old"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRO9awI_FHY
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truly staggering
just a soft reminder that this guy is in the baker/deathwish farm system and can't get a go. probably "too old"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRO9awI_FHY
Not sure how I missed this, what a sick part. This would've fit nicely in Baker 4.
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holy fuck i never saw that part .. that dude rules
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Frankie heck’s recent footage not being in B4 is a shame.
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Ostensibly, it’s because his mom is dummy thicc.
Juice.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BrEX93LHRQN/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1bhfcf51y7lmh
Zach Allen? Nick Palmquist? Pyramid? Giza? Skateboards? What does it all mean?
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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.
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Ostensibly, it’s because his mom is dummy thicc.
Juice.
She also provided us with real time footy during the premiere, even though she's a garbage filmer, but hey she ain't getting paid fo that
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Ostensibly, it’s because his mom is dummy thicc.
Juice.
She also provided us with real time footy during the premiere, even though she's a garbage filmer, but hey she ain't getting paid fo that
Belee dat!
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Zach Allen seemed like he was actually mad during the play-fight hijinks with the talented kids in Baker 4.
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Pop like Pine, bad drunk, bad everything else...
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truly staggering
just a soft reminder that this guy is in the baker/deathwish farm system and can't get a go. probably "too old"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRO9awI_FHY
I don't even understand. That part was more fun to watch than what Baker's put out in 10 years.
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Funny how this turned into a frankie heck appreciation thread but that part is rad. So smooth and unique trick selection.
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Frankie Heck rules. Def being slept on.
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I can understand having him on if he provides hijinx and charisma. But from the video, kid seems duller than a bag of poorly rolled blunts.
TK wasn't the best skater but he had catch phrases for days and they still use "fuck with Baker" and "get there while you can" for shake junt/baker marketing so he was worth every penny.
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Zach Allen seemed like he was actually mad during the play-fight hijinks with the talented kids in Baker 4.
my buddy grew up with him and while they watched it on someone’s live stream he’s was like fuck this kid I still remember when he cried cause he lost a game of skate at Pedlow. He got so heated recounting all the times Zach Allen was a bitch and now he tries to cool guy them when comes over .
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Why is Frankie Heck homie flow?
Why is Zach Allen on the team?
These are the questions that keep me up at night.
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Post pics of his mom
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Heard bakerboys dropped their flowgram so there’s that
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that Frankie Heck part deserved more shine, goddamn
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Zach Allen seemed like he was actually mad during the play-fight hijinks with the talented kids in Baker 4.
I noticed that too. I could feel the awkwardness through the screen.
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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.
Spend pics/links of said mom
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Holy shit you guys ain't lying, Frankie Heck part was amazing. I feel bad for him missing out on get clips in Baker 4.
Which comes back to the initial theme of this thread, why in the fuck is zach allen on Baker?
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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.
Spend pics/links of said mom
Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages
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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.
Spend pics/links of said mom
Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages
Zach can get the bozack, and his mom can too.
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The Pyramids, the sphinx and now Zach Allen...
We need answers.
Where did he come from?
Why and how is he on baker?
(https://gm1.ggpht.com/hcQ4CBY021kg8L2jI9f90l6ZT1F3a_dTpPVWivt4i3-3h_Jqned-e_5ghklJEY6n59Uh8sxCwpN4-817pkaQJ7oQP3ccjWdHdVK07cTuaOYUO_o-0M50AYjt9IUdGhPOi9d4rp4YlBUDky2USMQDuB1Zah5yOGUBmEFZxt78ITlij2cqXwyApYsE8AdY2wS6QYkjCG-W7A2c6h4tJelRUFk_ROq_7JB-AllxCh1WuK2rrZW5UTV91DzbXE1cmV6DQV8obx9KLwvi0L3S-PwbtgU3d9SoIdJQu5E_ouBz7T3pprdO7GLgM6F9YifBpkARntc_xvKJLgWI6YubpOFTDgShNbUm3DFYzxumeUctyHFfSbjdQ8MhXvwK1PLOhl7S5jdoNrJOoVY9XqsHa5LRkX4qJO6dwcKv4Qu6FjLcqm8lI5s3W85Ty_d0h33_mp4FPCZGr3PwJSBL6V8WQOSRTTiadfNeQshuG4u-sjdR-fjk3n9Lqo9iwM40RR-h1o4bdhGQzyGfHn1nPxhX3C02Y4yaKOBr0AiAeGh_yqtQNsTmMHwFxGJi316bgdzORwISDH7WF6XbXY9IBazolzbzSGvYVRxaNztNZd0jPs008C4h5QWwolZ4hrjnJOyoZQNZ9vv-scSl8CP2i5fSotLqRcwUAUgEKuS_Z1gvsOYzYELicRfy6ozkzooKHrdPk3qEmya1L1CcxzrtsB7G36pNoZ_8fXV1UAiYThyQoCR4yBtGRW_4hUng2iT0VjF6=s0-l75-ft-l75-ft)
Yes. No one can really say why
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Also why did they get rid of Cyril Jackson?
Did something happened behind the scenes?
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💩💩💩
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Who?
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Who?
That kid who sucks on many levels and nobody knows how/why he got a spot on Baker.
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Zack Allen is the Swam Pablo of the baker camp
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He makes Knox Godoy look like Gino
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He makes Knox Godoy look like Gino
;D
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Cyrils energy on and off the board fit Baker so much better
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Also why did they get rid of Cyril Jackson?
Did something happened behind the scenes?
Zach is clearly better than him
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I always confuse him with Matt Allen
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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.
Spend pics/links of said mom
Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5GKykfHgwW/?igshid=bc0r66roaz1o (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5GKykfHgwW/?igshid=bc0r66roaz1o)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5KRg9fn9g9/?igshid=1np4vj2qwiy3i (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5KRg9fn9g9/?igshid=1np4vj2qwiy3i)
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oh god Frankie heck look 34, he 27
at first I was like yea, baker boys just taking there time with him "he's not old"
27 might as well be old is kader turning pro at 16
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seems antithetical to the whole idea of pro skateboarding that you have to career plan around the ages of 14 to 24 like its college admissions.
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Zach Allen seemed like he was actually mad during the play-fight hijinks with the talented kids in Baker 4.
i was watching it with my friends last night and when his part came on I said they had to show the trauma they put him through to justify his skating
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Someone said in the baker 4 thread that his footage is like watching lizard king learn how to skate. It’s one of the best things I’ve ever read on here.
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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.
Spend pics/links of said mom
Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5GKykfHgwW/?igshid=bc0r66roaz1o (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5GKykfHgwW/?igshid=bc0r66roaz1o)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5KRg9fn9g9/?igshid=1np4vj2qwiy3i (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5KRg9fn9g9/?igshid=1np4vj2qwiy3i)
Imagine growing up in an era when your own mother is an InstaThot seeking public attention posing in lingerie to get likes from creepy dudes because the acknowledgement is more important than your own dignity. The mind wobbles.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/7OWGvHLhG0MDe/giphy.gif)
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giggle giggle
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I’ve watched baker4 twice now and I love it. I know many don’t, but I do. But holy Christ zach’s part is so bad compared to the rest. I liked his cab flip, half cab heel ender, but most of it was so mediocre.
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The only conclusion I've reached is Baker put him on due to their family-vibe and he's close with Kader and T-Funk. But, even then most guys who got on to brands due to being in the "family" never looked this out of place (Burger Boy Ben Sanchez).
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i really thought this kid would come through. i was wrong.
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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.
Spend pics/links of said mom
Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5GKykfHgwW/?igshid=bc0r66roaz1o (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5GKykfHgwW/?igshid=bc0r66roaz1o)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5KRg9fn9g9/?igshid=1np4vj2qwiy3i (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5KRg9fn9g9/?igshid=1np4vj2qwiy3i)
Imagine growing up in an era when your own mother is an InstaThot seeking public attention posing in lingerie to get likes from creepy dudes because the acknowledgement is more important than your own dignity. The mind wobbles.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/7OWGvHLhG0MDe/giphy.gif)
Big Mamas House
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I was not a fan at first. But his Baker 4 part was actually super enjoyable and his tricks/style are getting better. What I've found with anyone the boss backs is eventually they grow on me. He's got an eye for potential
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username checks out
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as funny / cringey as it is to see his mom's THOT process, seems like she is actually a really good mom and has pushed her son to do really well for himself in something he enjoys. i agree wiht everything you guys said - hate seeing this toughguy attitude and i wasnt feeling the part. reynolds isnt stupid he will take him off like he did with TK if hes not feeling it.
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reynolds isnt stupid he will take him off like he did with TK if hes not feeling it.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: tk contributes more to baker not even skating in comparison to Zach skating his heart out. “That’s what you get when you fuck with Baker” and “get there while you can” are catchphrases that the brand still clings to.
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reynolds isnt stupid he will take him off like he did with TK if hes not feeling it.
well, thats why he kept TK around for so long, it definitely was not because of the skating lol. this guy has not been around long so we will see if he makes it to 2020 lol i feel like people are much quicker to drop guys these days shit is sink or swim
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The only conclusion I've reached is Baker put him on due to their family-vibe and he's close with Kader and T-Funk. But, even then most guys who got on to brands due to being in the "family" never looked this out of place (Burger Boy Ben Sanchez).
He's the Shane Heyl to their Reynolds/Ellington.
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Seemed like everyone went their absolute hardest for baker 3 and if you were in that, you can just put out whatever for this video and you were good.
Zach Allen is heavily untalented with a horse ass style and literally no tricks. Crazy hes ON ON emerica and baker.
I thought this part was gonna be that part that we were all waiting for from him and it was definitely not that.
He did a line with no tee. first two tricks were there, then he bean planted like a 7 stair to end it. I threw in the towel after that.
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I wonder how zach’s dad feels about zach’s mom’s instathottery
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can we start a fake insta for Zachs mom called @shalomdozier
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Dude filmed a two trick line that included a kickflip backside 5-0 on a ledge and his ender was a half cab heelflip. Fucking hell.
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Zach is on baker because beagle wants to clap the daylights out of his mom’s cheeks.
Spend pics/links of said mom
Her insta was posted in the main Baker 4 thread on the day of the prem but I ain't going back to look through all them pages
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5GKykfHgwW/?igshid=bc0r66roaz1o (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5GKykfHgwW/?igshid=bc0r66roaz1o)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5KRg9fn9g9/?igshid=1np4vj2qwiy3i (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5KRg9fn9g9/?igshid=1np4vj2qwiy3i)
Imagine growing up in an era when your own mother is an InstaThot seeking public attention posing in lingerie to get likes from creepy dudes because the acknowledgement is more important than your own dignity. The mind wobbles.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/7OWGvHLhG0MDe/giphy.gif)
Big Mamas House
why we talking about somebody moms
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Yo, I'd be Zach's stepdad if I am being honest
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at the absolute best he deserves to be on vox and vox apparel.
fuck could you imagine being on vox apparel?
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at the absolute best he deserves to be on vox and vox apparel.
fuck could you imagine being on vox apparel?
I’m self-deprecating as much as the next guy but I’d never sink this low.
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truly staggering
just a soft reminder that this guy is in the baker/deathwish farm system and can't get a go. probably "too old"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRO9awI_FHY
Not sure how I missed this, what a sick part. This would've fit nicely in Baker 4.
It would have been better than most other parts in B4
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Ok so its actually pretty simple, Tfunk and Kader are Pedlow kids (skatepark in the valley) Zach is also a pedlow kid and I feel like Andrew wanted to capture/promote a scene of kids in a way that the oringal baker did. He is the kid that is just floating by assoication. Andrew started going to pedlow alot becuase of stella and its part of what made him find this new scene of kids that remined him of the early baker days. But as this video proved its hard to live up to how the early baker boys lived. Basically hes the new Daniel Castillo
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So what you’re saying is he skates as if he had one of his legs hug a bullet
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Ok so its actually pretty simple, Tfunk and Kader are Pedlow kids (skatepark in the valley) Zach is also a pedlow kid and I feel like Andrew wanted to capture/promote a scene of kids in a way that the oringal baker did. He is the kid that is just floating by assoication. Andrew started going to pedlow alot becuase of stella and its part of what made him find this new scene of kids that remined him of the early baker days. But as this video proved its hard to live up to how the early baker boys lived. Basically hes the new Daniel Castillo
There's no way Zach Allen could do switch backside heelflip manuals.
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Frankie Heck would have had the best part in Baker 4
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I remember when I saw that Emerica promo showing their new blood I thought "what the actual fuck?!' when damn Zach Allen appeared, after seeing his part next thought was "I'm never buying Emerica again".
Now with this one I can add Baker to that black list.
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I remember when I saw that Emerica promo showing their new blood I thought "what the actual fuck?!' when damn Zach Allen appeared, after seeing his part next thought was "I'm never buying Emerica again".
Now with this one I can add Baker to that black list.
Nice. How does your brand infraction system work exactly?
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Fuck dude you aren’t gonna buy emericas anymore you sound serious
Free max b
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Fuck dude you aren’t gonna buy emericas anymore you sound serious
Free max b
Speaking of Emerica I believe I remember your avatar from the EMB
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Who’s worse though, Zach Allen or Donta Hill? I’m quoting myself from another thread here, but Donta could possibly be the worst skateboarder to have ever been sponsored by a legitimate brand.
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Who’s worse though, Zach Allen or Donta Hill? I’m quoting myself from another thread here, but Donta could possibly be the worst skateboarder to have ever been sponsored by a legitimate brand.
Prawn
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I remember when I saw that Emerica promo showing their new blood I thought "what the actual fuck?!' when damn Zach Allen appeared, after seeing his part next thought was "I'm never buying Emerica again".
Now with this one I can add Baker to that black list.
post the list please.
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Baker, Emerica, Lucky, Bronson, Palace, Flip sidecuts wheels, Pig bearings
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Baker, Emerica, Lucky, Bronson, Palace, Flip sidecuts wheels, Pig bearings
Lol
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I remember when I saw that Emerica promo showing their new blood I thought "what the actual fuck?!' when damn Zach Allen appeared, after seeing his part next thought was "I'm never buying Emerica again".
Now with this one I can add Baker to that black list.
I thought the take away from that was Victor Aceves closed that video but was Baker Boy Dist flow, and Zach Allen is somehow fully on Baker.
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Who’s worse though, Zach Allen or Donta Hill? I’m quoting myself from another thread here, but Donta could possibly be the worst skateboarder to have ever been sponsored by a legitimate brand.
Prawn
worse than Heyl?
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Who’s worse though, Zach Allen or Donta Hill? I’m quoting myself from another thread here, but Donta could possibly be the worst skateboarder to have ever been sponsored by a legitimate brand.
I mean, that Baker Am part he had didn't blow me away or anything, but I didn't think he was THAT bad...
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Ok so its actually pretty simple, Tfunk and Kader are Pedlow kids (skatepark in the valley) Zach is also a pedlow kid and I feel like Andrew wanted to capture/promote a scene of kids in a way that the oringal baker did. He is the kid that is just floating by assoication. Andrew started going to pedlow alot becuase of stella and its part of what made him find this new scene of kids that remined him of the early baker days. But as this video proved its hard to live up to how the early baker boys lived. Basically hes the new Daniel Castillo
this is the most insightful thing i have read in a long time on here, in this huge shit storm there is a nugget of truth that tends to slip through always. shine on, king.
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Who’s worse though, Zach Allen or Donta Hill? I’m quoting myself from another thread here, but Donta could possibly be the worst skateboarder to have ever been sponsored by a legitimate brand.
when donta was first coming up I could at least understand why the boss saw potential in him. He didn’t come into his own though that’s for sure.
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sorry to say but Zachs mother is not thicc. just fat.
i cant remember anything from zachs b4 part other than him saying he is not a bum, which we knwo is a fuckin lie
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sorry to say but Zachs mother is not thicc. just fat.
i cant remember anything from zachs b4 part other than him saying he is not a bum, which we knwo is a fuckin lie
That made me sad when he said it, because he actually is a bum