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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Windsor Knot on December 15, 2019, 01:25:02 AM
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He's really done some fantastic rail tricks over the years. Switch 50-50 Hollywood 16 springs to mind.
Had a Thrasher cover. Had quite a few parts.
Hats off to the man. A class act.
I don't know how to post video parts but I like his strange world one A LOT.
THANKS TO THE MAN
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i always liked him. one of my favourite Zero dudes, all his parts ripped.
sick hes bowing out and not milking it, this will be another nail in Zero's coffin though
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No disrespect intended to James whatsoever, but is "retiring" in skating an official thing now? Not just getting kicked of and/or fading into obscurity?
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i never cared for him and then when i heard he called Shuriken Shannon the N word (supposedly he punched Brockman in the face for that) i cared less for him... always skipped his parts in strange world and cold war.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B6EiG7pHRMv/?igshid=tpnlgeuzazj1
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As most of the people in here I couldn't care less what happens to anybody related to Zero.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPcawnNWak
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B6EiG7pHRMv/?igshid=tpnlgeuzazj1
It kind of feels like a diss to use that clip as his retirement announcement. Whatever, I've always liked his skating, but yeah, that Shuriken/Osiris incident left me kind of questionable.
I did like that he rocked the long hair while balding for awhile though.
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i never cared for him and then when i heard he called Shuriken Shannon the N word (supposedly he punched Brockman in the face for that) i cared less for him... always skipped his parts in strange world and cold war.
What? Ok then I take it back, all disrespect to him.
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That's a shame.
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OK.
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It kind of feels like a diss to use that clip as his retirement announcement. Whatever, I've always liked his skating, but yeah, that Shuriken/Osiris incident left me kind of questionable.
I did like that he rocked the long hair while balding for awhile though.
Which incident?
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As most of the people in here I couldn't care less what happens to anybody related to Zero.
It’s very generous of you to speak for all of us like that
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B6EiG7pHRMv/?igshid=tpnlgeuzazj1
It kind of feels like a diss to use that clip as his retirement announcement. Whatever, I've always liked his skating, but yeah, that Shuriken/Osiris incident left me kind of questionable.
I did like that he rocked the long hair while balding for awhile though.
I know it doesn’t really matter, but why’d he call em a nigger. Like in what context?
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B6EiG7pHRMv/?igshid=tpnlgeuzazj1
It kind of feels like a diss to use that clip as his retirement announcement. Whatever, I've always liked his skating, but yeah, that Shuriken/Osiris incident left me kind of questionable.
I did like that he rocked the long hair while balding for awhile though.
I know it doesn’t really matter, but why’d he call em a nigger. Like in what context?
goddamn
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PEACE!
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For rail skaters one of the best styles.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B6EiG7pHRMv/?igshid=tpnlgeuzazj1
It kind of feels like a diss to use that clip as his retirement announcement. Whatever, I've always liked his skating, but yeah, that Shuriken/Osiris incident left me kind of questionable.
I did like that he rocked the long hair while balding for awhile though.
I know it doesn’t really matter, but why’d he call em a nigger. Like in what context?
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Nice tribute, Jamie...
Also, that you, Doucher? Asking about context on hate speech?
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You can't spell "Brockman" without "rock", man.
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i never cared for him and then when i heard he called Shuriken Shannon the N word (supposedly he punched Brockman in the face for that) i cared less for him... always skipped his parts in strange world and cold war.
Damn i never heard abt that, i really liked him and liked his parts, fuck this dude tho, fucking kook piece of shit
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Not justifying it, however, Brockman said what he said to Shuriken when he was loaded and struggled with alcoholism for a long time. Brockman also got kicked off of osiris as a result of what he said.
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I'm sure part of story involved him shooting heroin into his cock on the pyramid at Tampa Pro...might have been a slap story that was never 100% confirmed though
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I'm sure part of story involved him shooting heroin into his cock on the pyramid at Tampa Pro...might have been a slap story that was never 100% confirmed though
HA! I remember those stories flying around too.. did he not take a shit in the park or something?
anyone got the full story?
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Nice tribute, Jamie...
Haha just took some parts of youtube and slapped them together. Zero not even trying anymore
Was trying to find more info on the Shuriken thing and thought this was pretty funny
Are you mad that you’re going bald?
No, I’m just gonna run with it.
But you cut your long locks.
I didn’t do that on purpose. I asked for a trim and I got this. I was like, “Just do something,” and she pretty much buzzed the fuck out of me.
https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/magazine/james-brockman/
Wish I had a barber like this when I started to go bald and didn't want to face reality
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I'm sure part of story involved him shooting heroin into his cock on the pyramid at Tampa Pro...might have been a slap story that was never 100% confirmed though
HA! I remember those stories flying around too.. did he not take a shit in the park or something?
anyone got the full story?
I always thought Shuriken was the one who took a shit on the pyramid, then Brockman called him n-word and then shot heroin up his dick?
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He had the only part I'd rewatch from Strange World.
Every clip from 2:50 on is so fucking good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFdu4gRyjv8
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JT could've just posted his Damn it All part, but I guess it's still rendering
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this excerpt from a Brockman transworld interview didn't age well no pun intended
TW: Things You Were Told Not To Do But Did Anyway?
(Brockman)
1. Underage Chicks.
2. Drugs.
3. Drinking and driving.
4. Skating.
5. Hate Crimes.
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big time legend
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"Who the fuck are you supposed to be, James BROCK-Man or something?!"
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Psychopath vibes, not a shit to give
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I always kinda wanted him to have a last part in one of their videos.
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JT could've just posted his Damn it All part, but I guess it's still rendering
It's included in the tribute upload to their youtube channel. Someone posted it on here earlier.
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JT could've just posted his Damn it All part, but I guess it's still rendering
It's included in the tribute upload to their youtube channel. Someone posted it on here earlier.
For those that don't want to look for it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPcawnNWak
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I always enjoyed his parts but it's no massive loss, also that tws interview if true is cringey.
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That tribute video was so weird. They unceremoniously leak his new part and completely neglect his Cold War or No Cash Value footage?
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That tribute video was so weird. They unceremoniously leak his new part and completely neglect his Cold War or No Cash Value footage?
This isn't surprising at all. It's incredible just how much Zero has fallen. This was a company that would refuse to turn people pro because their footage wasn't filmed by Black Box standard filmers, despite having fulfilled their obligations and filmed a full part. Jamie Thomas has ended careers pre-maturely due to the demands and stress he has put on certain riders. I know Jamie use to post on here. I'd love to see him come on her and try and defend this mess.
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That tribute video was so weird. They unceremoniously leak his new part and completely neglect his Cold War or No Cash Value footage?
This isn't surprising at all. It's incredible just how much Zero has fallen. This was a company that would refuse to turn people pro because their footage wasn't filmed by Black Box standard filmers, despite having fulfilled their obligations and filmed a full part. Jamie Thomas has ended careers pre-maturely due to the demands and stress he has put on certain riders. I know Jamie use to post on here. I'd love to see him come on her and try and defend this mess.
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this excerpt from a Brockman transworld interview didn't age well no pun intended
TW: Things You Were Told Not To Do But Did Anyway?
(Brockman)
1. Underage Chicks.
2. Drugs.
3. Drinking and driving.
4. Skating.
5. Hate Crimes.
What a doll.
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I love James Brockman, he always delivers. His subject to change part was super gnarly at the time and his cold war part is one of my favorites. Short and sweet with a great song. He filmed his cold war part (and strange world) in like 4 months.
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this excerpt from a Brockman transworld interview didn't age well no pun intended
TW: Things You Were Told Not To Do But Did Anyway?
(Brockman)
1. Underage Chicks.
2. Drugs.
3. Drinking and driving.
4. Skating.
5. Hate Crimes.
What a doll.
Not a good look, even by 1990's standards...
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Send me a postcard
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Sheesh had fond memories of his skating but yea, didn't know about any of this bullshit he had going on. Fuck this dude.
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Just rewatched a few of his parts, he had a pretty good part/song combo in the Osiris video Feed The need but yeah the comments he has made scream stupidity/ignorance
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this excerpt from a Brockman transworld interview didn't age well no pun intended
TW: Things You Were Told Not To Do But Did Anyway?
(Brockman)
1. Underage Chicks.
2. Drugs.
3. Drinking and driving.
4. Skating.
5. Hate Crimes.
I hope he was just trying to sound edgy or something
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this excerpt from a Brockman transworld interview didn't age well no pun intended
TW: Things You Were Told Not To Do But Did Anyway?
(Brockman)
1. Underage Chicks.
2. Drugs.
3. Drinking and driving.
4. Skating.
5. Hate Crimes.
I hope he was just trying to sound edgy or something
It's not like he'll actually be applying for a job that would require an extensive background check. I'm also sure he thought back then skating would last forever.
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this excerpt from a Brockman transworld interview didn't age well no pun intended
TW: Things You Were Told Not To Do But Did Anyway?
(Brockman)
1. Underage Chicks.
2. Drugs.
3. Drinking and driving.
4. Skating.
5. Hate Crimes.
Cancel culture gon' have a field day
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this excerpt from a Brockman transworld interview didn't age well no pun intended
TW: Things You Were Told Not To Do But Did Anyway?
(Brockman)
1. Underage Chicks.
2. Drugs.
3. Drinking and driving.
4. Skating.
5. Hate Crimes.
I fully believe that he was telling the truth
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JT could've just posted his Damn it All part, but I guess it's still rendering
It's included in the tribute upload to their youtube channel. Someone posted it on here earlier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPcawnNWak
Fyi I didn't watch and refuse to watch that much Brockman ha!
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It kind of feels like a diss to use that clip as his retirement announcement. Whatever, I've always liked his skating, but yeah, that Shuriken/Osiris incident left me kind of questionable.
I did like that he rocked the long hair while balding for awhile though.
I mean Jamie Thomas is a well known asshole.
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JT could've just posted his Damn it All part, but I guess it's still rendering
It's included in the tribute upload to their youtube channel. Someone posted it on here earlier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPcawnNWak
I wanted to see it, for whatever reason, and when I saw it was that long I was like "there is no way in watching more than 2 minutes from this guy."
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"Who the fuck are you supposed to be, James BROCK-Man or something?!"
Not being a dick here but can someone explain why this quote is supposed to be funny? I never got it .
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JT could've just posted his Damn it All part, but I guess it's still rendering
It's included in the tribute upload to their youtube channel. Someone posted it on here earlier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPcawnNWak
just watch this instead, definitely his best part. If you skip the JT intro it may be short enough for you..
he got way better when he started balding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFdu4gRyjv8
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Watching the Brockman's Damn It All footage in that vid made me wonder if Brian Hansen is doing ok these days.
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JT could've just posted his Damn it All part, but I guess it's still rendering
It's included in the tribute upload to their youtube channel. Someone posted it on here earlier.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFPcawnNWak
just watch this instead, definitely his best part. If you skip the JT intro it may be short enough for you..
he got way better when he started balding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFdu4gRyjv8
Haha bald powers
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good riddance
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theres no such thing!
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Dude is gnarly and had one hell of a run. He paid the price for saying that dumb shit though has this guy had a sponsor besides zero since that shit happened?
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh
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Jamie has a groupchat with a bunch of guys in metallica shirts with ripped jeans and long, dirty, hair. I'm sure he'll just call up another microwaved bean burrito out of the dugout and nobody will notice.
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh
WHAT!? 33? Took it's toll and then some. Ouch.
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Watching the Brockman's Damn It All footage in that vid made me wonder if Brian Hansen is doing ok these days.
haha what is Slash upto these days? The dude has disapearred
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Jamie has a groupchat with a bunch of guys in metallica shirts with ripped jeans and long, dirty, hair. I'm sure he'll just call up another microwaved bean burrito out of the dugout and nobody will notice.
HAHAHAHHAAHAA HOLY SHIT
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If you can separate the art from the asshole, Brockman is a rail legend. Always looked forward to his footage.
Looks like he's still got it, too.
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this excerpt from a Brockman transworld interview didn't age well no pun intended
TW: Things You Were Told Not To Do But Did Anyway?
(Brockman)
1. Underage Chicks.
2. Drugs.
3. Drinking and driving.
4. Skating.
5. Hate Crimes.
Cancel culture gon' have a field day
Nothing to cancel
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh
WHAT!? 33? Took it's toll and then some. Ouch.
According to Zero site, he's 36 going on 37. Definitely still has it. Seems like he's retiring on his own terms. Slash is definitely 33 but looks a lot older. I've met Slash a few times, smelled bad, all times. Beware slappers.
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So this dude put out 9 minutes of footage throughout his “skate career” and we are supposed to celebrate his exit???
Pshhh okay. You fucking soft idiots.
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So this dude put out 9 minutes of footage throughout his “skate career” and we are supposed to celebrate his exit???
Pshhh okay. You fucking soft idiots.
he also shot heroin into his dick at tampa pro
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So this dude put out 9 minutes of footage throughout his “skate career” and we are supposed to celebrate his exit???
Pshhh okay. You fucking soft idiots.
he also shot heroin into his dick at tampa pro
He brags about driving drunk and passing out behind the wheel in a Transworld interview. You think that’s cool too?
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So this dude put out 9 minutes of footage throughout his “skate career” and we are supposed to celebrate his exit???
Pshhh okay. You fucking soft idiots.
he also shot heroin into his dick at tampa pro
Also talked about stabbing someone in the foot in some interview
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh
WHAT!? 33? Took it's toll and then some. Ouch.
According to Zero site, he's 36 going on 37. Definitely still has it. Seems like he's retiring on his own terms. Slash is definitely 33 but looks a lot older. I've met Slash a few times, smelled bad, all times. Beware slappers.
Did you guys not watch his new part? He absolutely does not still have “it.”
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh
WHAT!? 33? Took it's toll and then some. Ouch.
According to Zero site, he's 36 going on 37. Definitely still has it. Seems like he's retiring on his own terms. Slash is definitely 33 but looks a lot older. I've met Slash a few times, smelled bad, all times. Beware slappers.
Brockman is retiring on his own terms. He's just over it.
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Him and Slash are going to have a rough time in middle age, i reckon
I read this and thoght ' their pretty much middle aged anyways' then checked there ages.. nope, those boys are 33. life in the Van took its toll Huh
WHAT!? 33? Took it's toll and then some. Ouch.
According to Zero site, he's 36 going on 37. Definitely still has it. Seems like he's retiring on his own terms. Slash is definitely 33 but looks a lot older. I've met Slash a few times, smelled bad, all times. Beware slappers.
Brockman is retiring on his own terms. He's just over it.
Ah, yes, Jamie Thomas is notorious for letting people retire on their own terms.
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Welp the insta post is gone and the tribute video is private so....
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Welp the insta post is gone and the tribute video is private so....
Jamie making all the right moves lately, Zero is going to be just fine!
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Zero x Straye. Jamie pushing down an alley on his way to a yoga class in Encinitas. Good to see he’s on the up at 4 am and posting about it on insta tip. So sick.
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Welp the insta post is gone and the tribute video is private so....
Jamie making all the right moves lately, Zero is going to be just fine!
I'm starting to wonder if Jamie is trying to steer Zero straight into the ground on purpose...
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Zero x Straye. Jamie pushing down an alley on his way to a yoga class in Encinitas. Good to see he’s on the up at 4 am and posting about it on insta tip. So sick.
I'm one of the few who is still a zero/JT fan (call it nostalgia) but the skulls on the shoes are just tacky as all get out