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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Sloppy Krooks on February 15, 2020, 09:20:54 PM

Title: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: Sloppy Krooks on February 15, 2020, 09:20:54 PM
...what would it be?

Skating is a bit like rough sex. Sometimes without  the consent. What would you go with if you needed to tap out? Something that would never come up in your session otherwise.

Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: cookiecuttersuburb on February 15, 2020, 09:47:37 PM
FredGall
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: jtrpma on February 15, 2020, 09:52:52 PM
Quote from: cookiecuttersuburb on February 15, 2020, 09:47:37 PM
FredGall

No way. That word is part of every better day.

Mine would have to be as random as Caenogastropoda or better in German. I think bdsm safewords should (internationally) only be german
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: stone cold steve austin on February 15, 2020, 09:54:52 PM
if my skateboard has a safe word that pretty much makes me asexual
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: Putaslocas on February 15, 2020, 10:42:06 PM
Cuck
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Post by: cookiecuttersuburb on February 15, 2020, 10:56:50 PM
Revive
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Post by: silhouette on February 16, 2020, 12:06:35 AM
*SNAP*
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Post by: Hefe43 on February 16, 2020, 01:12:15 AM
Helmet
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: Hmmmm Nice Bike on February 16, 2020, 01:26:58 AM
Well, if skating is like rough sex, then I suppose my skateboard would use the same safe word my girlfriend uses, which is "boring!"
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: swordtechnique on February 16, 2020, 01:31:20 AM
Ankle roll
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: Classy Durag on February 16, 2020, 04:46:32 AM
Wienerschnitzel
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: fang on February 16, 2020, 05:16:36 AM
Tre flip. Because I know I suck at them now
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Post by: Banned from the room on February 16, 2020, 07:13:12 AM
Bell ends
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Post by: GAY on February 16, 2020, 07:22:28 AM
I've never hurt any of my skateboards beyond bobby browning their tail so mine aren't afraid of me in the least.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on February 16, 2020, 08:29:22 AM
🥒
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Post by: Mystical Leader on February 16, 2020, 09:22:12 AM
One more try, please.
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: cheetahsheets on February 16, 2020, 09:24:07 AM
If my skateboard had a safe word, I’d be wrapped up in the me too movement with Cosby because i never listen and would have multiple accounts of sexual assault.
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: Craig Lutzka on February 16, 2020, 06:43:30 PM
https://youtu.be/9j6xm7e5bJo
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: Xen on February 16, 2020, 06:58:37 PM
Focus
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: Chavo on February 16, 2020, 08:34:12 PM
Camerontabbytite
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Post by: HyenaChaser on February 16, 2020, 10:37:19 PM
Gnarfunkle
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Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on February 16, 2020, 10:42:44 PM
Dental Plan
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: TheLurper on February 17, 2020, 01:20:01 AM
Quote from: Monkey_Mcpott on February 16, 2020, 10:42:44 PM
Dental Plan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIIjA7_mV4o
Title: Re: If your skateboard had a safe word...
Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on February 17, 2020, 05:59:35 AM
Quote from: cheetahsheets on February 16, 2020, 09:24:07 AM
If my skateboard had a safe word, I’d be wrapped up in the me too movement with Cosby because i never listen and would have multiple accounts of sexual assault.