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Title: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: sluggers on May 12, 2020, 11:27:43 PM
Here me out, listen slowly to Sheckler and his words.

I wish it had closed captioning as he makes so many profound statements rifling them off like an AK in a minute.

I don't know of anyone who can string along so many cliches. He is truly a master.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdF1FphX6o0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdF1FphX6o0)

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

We lost Grosso and now Sheckler wants to hook up with football, baseball, and whatever players.

Fuck. OFF.

WE REALLY DONT WANT TO KNOW.

I do like the whiteboard x-games street course photos for the run courtesy of his pops though.
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: Commercial D on May 12, 2020, 11:31:54 PM
53 minutes?

Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg.
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Post by: Davethedavedave on May 13, 2020, 12:32:47 AM
i liked him better on mtv crying about not being able to find a chill girl.
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Post by: Davethedavedave on May 13, 2020, 12:33:04 AM
i liked him better on mtv crying about not being able to find a chill girl.
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Post by: Davethedavedave on May 13, 2020, 12:33:21 AM
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i liked him better on mtv crying about not being able to find a chill girl.
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: Davethedavedave on May 13, 2020, 12:33:40 AM
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: mclovin1336 on May 13, 2020, 12:33:58 AM
53 minutes?

Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg.
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Post by: Davethedavedave on May 13, 2020, 12:34:04 AM
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: Davethedavedave on May 13, 2020, 12:34:52 AM
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53 minutes?

Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg.
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: Davethedavedave on May 13, 2020, 12:35:10 AM
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53 minutes?

Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg.
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: Frank on May 13, 2020, 12:37:55 AM
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Post by: Mog on May 13, 2020, 12:39:35 AM
wat
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Post by: Spacenoid on May 13, 2020, 02:56:43 AM
53 minutes and you can't give us a timecode for anything you're complaining about?
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Post by: Mog on May 13, 2020, 03:06:08 AM
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Post by: mareo on May 13, 2020, 03:16:51 AM
I'm pretty sure none of you guys that hate on this guy would be even alive if you had his life.

I'm not saying he had the hardest life at all, but being that famous from that young age definitely fucks you up in a major way, apart from his confessed drug abuse (Alcohol and probably more stuff).

I'm glad this guy is healthy now and I'm sure he did a lot of good things for skateboarding in the mainstream.
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on May 13, 2020, 03:52:27 AM
justin bieber of skateboarding
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Post by: must be nice on May 13, 2020, 04:18:24 AM
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: CHONGO on May 13, 2020, 05:12:19 AM
Have you ever seen  the revive dudes? Those guys take the lead in being the biggest fucking kooks ever. Don't get me wrong Sheckler is a kook also but can't forget about the dudes that make youtube videos for little kids and are scientologists
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on May 13, 2020, 05:53:33 AM
i mean, props for hearing Sheckler out for almost an hour, but I'm not gonna do that.
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Post by: goeatsomefriedbread on May 13, 2020, 06:02:53 AM
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: Owen on May 13, 2020, 06:03:18 AM
So what you will about his personality or style but dude kills it on a skateboard
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Post by: dooley on May 13, 2020, 06:15:40 AM
Did that GaryVee tool recently nut in him? 53 minutes, fuck off, "Shecks".
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Post by: secondhandstoke on May 13, 2020, 07:42:39 AM
Have you looked at his mom?  She's fucking HOT!!!
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Post by: Sleazy on May 13, 2020, 07:44:44 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKZ5fvZX0AMDUO-.jpg)

the craziest thing about this was how easy he made it look and that he totally didn't seem to give a fuck that a huge truck was there to take him out if he fucked up. you'd think he would have had a spotter.
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: straight fucking edge on May 13, 2020, 07:48:47 AM
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: NBD4ABD on May 13, 2020, 08:01:23 AM
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: jesus horse on May 13, 2020, 08:07:13 AM
53 minutes?

Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg.

Yeah. Cliff Notes please.
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Post by: fakie nollie on May 13, 2020, 08:17:59 AM
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: Reed Richards on May 13, 2020, 08:38:07 AM
He's not a bad skater, but I think his crappy mtv show/him lying about El Toro to Jake Phelps soured me on him forever.  And he looks old as fuck to only be 30.
As far as kooks go, just wait until Mikey Alfred puts out his Vince Vaughn movie and has to do a press tour, either virtually or traditional.
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: sphincterparty on May 13, 2020, 08:39:54 AM
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: dpelevator on May 13, 2020, 08:52:21 AM
As long as they aren't racist or hateful or anything I could care less what a skater talks about when they are that good. Dude has been around so long doing such gnarly stuff, I think he has earned the right for us all to turn a blind eye to any kookiness.

(https://i.imgur.com/BF8gvjU.jpg)
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: too fakie on May 13, 2020, 08:56:39 AM
Sheckler isn’t even the biggest kook in that video.
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Post by: pdknox on May 13, 2020, 09:11:43 AM
i fux wit da shex

ha.
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: Saint Coke on May 13, 2020, 09:13:02 AM
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i liked him better on mtv crying about not being able to find a chill girl.
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: sus on May 13, 2020, 09:55:33 AM
Jerry Hsu had good things to say about shecks on The Bunt, and they're polar opposites, so i'll take Jer's word for it
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: TheDingus on May 13, 2020, 10:10:03 AM
What’s kookier, the video or actually wasting 53 minutes of your life watching it?
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Post by: Roast beef on May 13, 2020, 10:37:26 AM
Yeah, it’s the OP.
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Post by: Circaskater420 on May 13, 2020, 10:46:09 AM
Mike Vallely
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Post by: h00man on May 13, 2020, 05:31:10 PM
sheckler was a kook til I saw him skate in person. If you ever saw him skate in person, you'd shut the fuck up real quick. He kills it.

His racist brother is the real kook.
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: chrisskates808 on May 13, 2020, 05:39:19 PM
Have you ever seen  the revive dudes? Those guys take the lead in being the biggest fucking kooks ever. Don't get me wrong Sheckler is a kook also but can't forget about the dudes that make youtube videos for little kids and are scientologists
True! I don’t care about the revive skate team.
NO KOOKS!!
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Post by: chrisskates808 on May 13, 2020, 05:40:18 PM
Berra is also a kook
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: georgethecat on May 13, 2020, 05:52:44 PM
sheckler was a kook til I saw him skate in person. If you ever saw him skate in person, you'd shut the fuck up real quick. He kills it.

His racist brother is the real kook.

This guy, kook? No way.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/7d/5b/a67d5b5bbf1fe5f0d7f3aa5d8abc4914.jpg)
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: michael scarn on May 13, 2020, 05:54:02 PM
I am not listening to the whole 53 minutes but I'll take your word for it. Does he kook it more than mikey taylor tho? That would be an achievement
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: sluggers on May 13, 2020, 08:07:51 PM
I am not listening to the whole 53 minutes but I'll take your word for it. Does he kook it more than mikey taylor tho? That would be an achievement

No, Shecks has balls and is actually good on a skateboard.
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Post by: dooley on May 13, 2020, 09:24:49 PM
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: notmikerusczyk on May 13, 2020, 10:03:36 PM
Have you ever seen  the revive dudes? Those guys take the lead in being the biggest fucking kooks ever. Don't get me wrong Sheckler is a kook also but can't forget about the dudes that make youtube videos for little kids and are scientologists
you're acting like revive's kookiness is a hot take
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: ChildOfTheBurbs on May 13, 2020, 10:15:34 PM
He’s rich and you’re not so make threads about him being a kook all you want  8)
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Post by: NBD4ABD on May 13, 2020, 10:51:44 PM
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: sluggers on May 13, 2020, 11:25:40 PM
He’s rich and you’re not so make threads about him being a kook all you want  8)

I wish I had Rep: -65522 then I would be really rich and living large.
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: Tacotuesday on May 13, 2020, 11:45:03 PM
Here me out, listen slowly to Sheckler and his words.

I wish it had closed captioning as he makes so many profound statements rifling them off like an AK in a minute.

I don't know of anyone who can string along so many cliches. He is truly a master.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdF1FphX6o0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdF1FphX6o0)

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

We lost Grosso and now Sheckler wants to hook up with football, baseball, and whatever players.

Fuck. OFF.

WE REALLY DONT WANT TO KNOW.

I do like the whiteboard x-games street course photos for the run courtesy of his pops though.


You are a bigger kook for going out of your way to nega-dick ride shecks. "WE REALLY DONT WANT TO KNOW " but you still cared enough to post this and give a nice little rant. 
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Post by: NBD4ABD on May 13, 2020, 11:50:17 PM
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He’s rich and you’re not so make threads about him being a kook all you want  8)
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I wish I had Rep: -65522 then I would be really rich and living large.
Your just a few more shitty posts away from achieving it. Keep it sport.
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: sluggers on May 14, 2020, 01:08:34 AM
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Here me out, listen slowly to Sheckler and his words.

I wish it had closed captioning as he makes so many profound statements rifling them off like an AK in a minute.

I don't know of anyone who can string along so many cliches. He is truly a master.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdF1FphX6o0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdF1FphX6o0)

Get. The. Fuck. Out.

We lost Grosso and now Sheckler wants to hook up with football, baseball, and whatever players.

Fuck. OFF.

WE REALLY DONT WANT TO KNOW.

I do like the whiteboard x-games street course photos for the run courtesy of his pops though.
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You are a bigger kook for going out of your way to nega-dick ride shecks. "WE REALLY DONT WANT TO KNOW " but you still cared enough to post this and give a nice little rant.

 No waste at all, like every other washed up pro I live for this, Slap is our life blood. We feed on it.

Kook recognizes kook.

Shalom.
Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: primitive_rage on May 14, 2020, 08:07:23 PM
53 minutes?

Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg.
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Post by: Mongoloid on May 14, 2020, 08:12:58 PM
Those kids ended up with some real unfortunate genes.
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Post by: Manny Fapuiao on May 14, 2020, 08:43:42 PM
What’s kookier, the video or actually wasting 53 minutes of your life watching it?
slowly, no less
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Post by: Tracersbuttbuddy on May 14, 2020, 08:54:25 PM
Why don't you go lick a pole and collect the corona virus for free
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Post by: SickSickSicks on May 14, 2020, 08:58:11 PM
53 minutes?Yeah that's gonna be a no from me dawg.
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Title: Re: Is There A Bigger Kook?
Post by: Davethedavedave on May 14, 2020, 10:24:55 PM
As long as they aren't racist or hateful or anything I could care less what a skater talks about when they are that good. Dude has been around so long doing such gnarly stuff, I think he has earned the right for us all to turn a blind eye to any kookiness.

(https://i.imgur.com/BF8gvjU.jpg)
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Post by: northpole on May 17, 2020, 01:24:27 AM
Have you ever seen  the revive dudes? Those guys take the lead in being the biggest fucking kooks ever. Don't get me wrong Sheckler is a kook also but can't forget about the dudes that make youtube videos for little kids and are scientologists
they also have the worst sense of humor. I dunno how anyone can watch that, let alone actually act like that. it's just cringe.
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Post by: cant stop on May 17, 2020, 02:13:09 AM
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sheckler was a kook til I saw him skate in person. If you ever saw him skate in person, you'd shut the fuck up real quick. He kills it.

His racist brother is the real kook.
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This guy, kook? No way.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/7d/5b/a67d5b5bbf1fe5f0d7f3aa5d8abc4914.jpg)


I dont like to judge people. But my kook-sense is tingling.
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Post by: Hyliannightmare on May 17, 2020, 03:02:07 AM
Dudes part in round 3 was proper
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Post by: GuessAgain? on May 17, 2020, 03:26:00 AM
Lets be honest, Shecks was conditioned to be a kook. If any of us were that young, had that much money and a reality tv camera in our face 24/7, we'd all have done/said the dumbest shit.

I have to give him props where it's due. I expected him to pile out worse than any other skater period. And he didn't. Basically what I'm trying to say is I think he's aight cause he's not half as bad as I thought he'd turn out.
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Post by: dooley on May 17, 2020, 07:49:01 AM
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sheckler was a kook til I saw him skate in person. If you ever saw him skate in person, you'd shut the fuck up real quick. He kills it.

His racist brother is the real kook.
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This guy, kook? No way.

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