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Title: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: David Lee Sloth on June 10, 2020, 10:14:24 PM
So, Just noticed; I, the poster formerly known as Jesus Horse, got banned for activity labeled as "racist" and "transgenderphobic". Racist- not in the least bit. Transgenderphobic? I choose Biology. Way to be Bandwagoneers. You think because I don't agree with 100% of what you say I'm the enemy. Automatically be offended because you're trying to save face and make someone think you actually care. #hashtagwarrior. You are part of the problem. And oh yeah, if i'm banned take down ALL of my comments. You're not gonna benefit from my wit to keep conversation going. Cowards.

                                                             ADIOS
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: EdLawndale on June 10, 2020, 10:24:02 PM
Focus your account
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: rukes on June 10, 2020, 10:25:36 PM
I am confused as to why you would sign off with a footwear brand that hasnt existed in like 15 years???

                                      SAVIER
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: KDP on June 10, 2020, 10:52:05 PM
I am confused as to why you would sign off with a footwear brand that hasnt existed in like 15 years???

                                      SAVIER

Actual real life lol.

10/10.
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Painted Baby on June 11, 2020, 12:31:32 AM
Why is there zero percent Van Halen in this fucking thread?
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Glurmpz on June 11, 2020, 12:48:29 AM
There was a user called Jesus Horse?
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: ducky darnsworth on June 11, 2020, 12:51:54 AM
There was a user called Jesus Horse?
there was a user called chris coles pony
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Glurmpz on June 11, 2020, 01:32:07 AM
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There was a user called Jesus Horse?
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there was a user called chris coles pony

Is that just Mikey Taylor?  ;D
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: ducky darnsworth on June 11, 2020, 02:02:10 AM
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There was a user called Jesus Horse?
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there was a user called chris coles pony
[close]

Is that just Mikey Taylor?  ;D
nowadays probably, not sure which one would have the bigger chompers though.
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Powdered Toast Man! on June 11, 2020, 03:01:16 AM
What even is the world these days?

                          ICE CREAM

Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Hyliannightmare on June 11, 2020, 03:03:50 AM
They're outside waiting for you to skate
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: blurst_of_times on June 11, 2020, 03:15:57 AM
You are part of the problem. And oh yeah, if i'm banned take down ALL of my comments. You're not gonna benefit from my wit to keep conversation going. Cowards.

                                                             ADIOS
I love when people say this.

                                                            DIAMOND
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Youoverthere on June 11, 2020, 03:48:31 AM
I am confused as to why you would sign off with a footwear brand that hasnt existed in like 15 years???

                                      SAVIER
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Garnet on June 11, 2020, 03:55:33 AM
I been banned for both of those multiple times even tho I'm the nicest person ever. I checked out the one mods instagram who banned my ass the dude looked like he would be down to get cucked.
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: hateboard on June 11, 2020, 04:14:32 AM
I don't know what Jessies Hoes said so cant comment on how racist or transphobic it was. But this world is seriously losing the plot lately with all these overnight hashtag human rights warriors lynching people for the most minor shit. Half the sheep doing the take downs are doing it for the bloodsport not the cause and the people they are destroying aren't even the real offenders. Its heading directly toward an Orwellian society where you cant even look someone in the eye or say anything other than safe generic shit without fear of reprisal and being ratted out to Big Brother (aka the Internet). Who would have thought it would be the people themselves that would blindly lead us to that eventuality. Humans always were pretty stupid.
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Roast beef on June 11, 2020, 04:50:17 AM
Yeah man.

DUFFS
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Roast beef on June 11, 2020, 04:50:57 AM
Sure.

VOX
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Roast beef on June 11, 2020, 04:51:45 AM
Ofcourse.

88 FOOTWEAR
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: euro tm on June 11, 2020, 05:02:03 AM
i usually hit ignore on troll accounts but dog, shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: JANUS on June 11, 2020, 05:20:05 AM
So, Just noticed; I, the poster formerly known as Jesus Horse, got banned for activity labeled as "racist" and "transgenderphobic". Racist- not in the least bit. Transgenderphobic? I choose Biology. Way to be Bandwagoneers. You think because I don't agree with 100% of what you say I'm the enemy. Automatically be offended because you're trying to save face and make someone think you actually care. #hashtagwarrior. You are part of the problem. And oh yeah, if i'm banned take down ALL of my comments. You're not gonna benefit from my wit to keep conversation going. Cowards.

                                                             ADIOS

Jesus wept.

DEKLINE
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: 4LOM on June 11, 2020, 05:38:53 AM
With OP’s maudlin tone, “David Lee Goth” makes more sense
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: DaGOAT on June 11, 2020, 05:50:51 AM
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There was a user called Jesus Horse?
[close]
there was a user called chris coles pony
[close]

Is that just Mikey Taylor?  ;D
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nowadays probably, not sure which one would have the bigger chompers though.

Everytime I think of Chris Cole I think of his penis. Not intentionally, but I can never get thru the description red gave on Weekend Buzz. She said some shit like “it looks very much like Chris”, and I cannot help but imagine a very veiny muscular dick, with Chris Cole’s face on the head.
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: mooraga on June 11, 2020, 05:53:07 AM
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There was a user called Jesus Horse?
[close]
there was a user called chris coles pony
[close]

Is that just Mikey Taylor?  ;D
[close]
nowadays probably, not sure which one would have the bigger chompers though.
[close]

Everytime I think of Chris Cole I think of his penis. Not intentionally, but I can never get thru the description red gave on Weekend Buzz. She said some shit like “it looks very much like Chris”, and I cannot help but imagine a very veiny muscular dick, with Chris Cole’s face on the head.
;D
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Garnet on June 11, 2020, 06:53:21 AM
Humans always were pretty stupid.

speak for yourself
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 11, 2020, 06:57:00 AM
Transgenderphobic? I choose Biology.

Didn't see any of your posts but I can tell from this alone that whatever you said was 99% some stupid shit that you're too ignorant to know was wrong

                                                 ELEMENT FOOTWEAR
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: GAY on June 11, 2020, 06:57:10 AM
I don't know what Jessies Hoes said so cant comment on how racist or transphobic it was. But this world is seriously losing the plot lately with all these overnight hashtag human rights warriors lynching people for the most minor shit. Half the sheep doing the take downs are doing it for the bloodsport not the cause and the people they are destroying aren't even the real offenders. Its heading directly toward an Orwellian society where you cant even look someone in the eye or say anything other than safe generic shit without fear of reprisal and being ratted out to Big Brother (aka the Internet). Who would have thought it would be the people themselves that would blindly lead us to that eventuality. Humans always were pretty stupid.

The fact that you didnt end this post with SHEEP seems like a missed opportunity.
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Freger on June 11, 2020, 07:27:39 AM
gtfo focus your account. get bigots out of skateboarding
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: NoComply180 on June 11, 2020, 07:39:02 AM
I have no idea what is going on

AIRSPEED
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: layzieyez on June 11, 2020, 07:40:26 AM
Blah blah blah

KASTEL
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: blowjobtofakie on June 11, 2020, 07:41:18 AM
I don’t know man, don’t say stupid, hateful shit.

AIRWALK
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: palelight on June 11, 2020, 07:43:09 AM
Why is there zero percent Van Halen in this fucking thread?

(https://i.imgur.com/DgsndD7.gif)
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: duck_man on June 11, 2020, 07:47:09 AM
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I don't know what Jessies Hoes said so cant comment on how racist or transphobic it was. But this world is seriously losing the plot lately with all these overnight hashtag human rights warriors lynching people for the most minor shit. Half the sheep doing the take downs are doing it for the bloodsport not the cause and the people they are destroying aren't even the real offenders. Its heading directly toward an Orwellian society where you cant even look someone in the eye or say anything other than safe generic shit without fear of reprisal and being ratted out to Big Brother (aka the Internet). Who would have thought it would be the people themselves that would blindly lead us to that eventuality. Humans always were pretty stupid.
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Lynching? Really? Your point might come across better if you didn't equate getting called out and boycotted by liberals with getting literally mutilated and murdered over whistling at a white girl (if even that). Sorry if you feel oppressed i guess, but it makes you seem pretty fucking fragile

              EMERICA (need to wait a little while on this one)

think hes saying this is how it starts bucko
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: JamesFardy on June 11, 2020, 07:48:03 AM
I find hashtagcombatant to be a more gender neutral/less offensive Term when describing my career
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: gonzSOI on June 11, 2020, 07:54:06 AM
a tragic

VITA
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 11, 2020, 08:23:37 AM

              EMERICA (need to wait a little while on this one)

(https://i.imgur.com/dbI1eue.png)
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: duck_man on June 11, 2020, 08:48:52 AM
Anonymous anti-BLM letter from Berkeley professor
https://anonymousfiles.io/aRH8ISJk/
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: ChuckRamone on June 11, 2020, 09:00:29 AM
"-I mean Chrahst, sensitive minorities, you know? Ed Feasley took up, turning to Otto. -I mean it's really people like us, you and me, we're the persecuted minority. White, Protestant, male, over twenty-one, I mean we don't belong anywhere, you know?"

From William Gaddis's The Recognitions, published 1952
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: coyote2425 on June 11, 2020, 09:08:51 AM
Insightful comment

HUF
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: sus on June 11, 2020, 09:14:01 AM
focus

GRAVIS

also rhymes with

PRAXIS
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Lou Strux on June 11, 2020, 09:19:44 AM
So, Just noticed; I, the poster formerly known as Jesus Horse, got banned for activity labeled as "racist" and "transgenderphobic". Racist- not in the least bit. Transgenderphobic? I choose Biology. Way to be Bandwagoneers. You think because I don't agree with 100% of what you say I'm the enemy. Automatically be offended because you're trying to save face and make someone think you actually care. #hashtagwarrior. You are part of the problem. And oh yeah, if i'm banned take down ALL of my comments. You're not gonna benefit from my wit to keep conversation going. Cowards.

                                                             ADIOS

Dunno, Pony Boy... the avalanche of goof you’ve unleashed with this post is already waaay funnier than most anything you’ve said previously.
You make a great foil for laughs, maybe the mods should’ve kept you around.

4CE
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: fake nollie.sk8er on June 11, 2020, 09:22:44 AM
The good times are still here! Skating, learning, and hugging with your friends!
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: chipped tail on June 11, 2020, 09:38:19 AM
Blow me

2 FISH
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: TheLurper on June 11, 2020, 09:43:48 AM
I am confused as to why you would sign off with a footwear brand that hasnt existed in like 15 years???

                                      SAVIER

This thread turned out to be far better than I expected.


FALLEN
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Painted Baby on June 11, 2020, 01:07:00 PM
Fuck it

RECS
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: hateboard on June 11, 2020, 01:38:18 PM
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I don't know what Jessies Hoes said so cant comment on how racist or transphobic it was. But this world is seriously losing the plot lately with all these overnight hashtag human rights warriors lynching people for the most minor shit. Half the sheep doing the take downs are doing it for the bloodsport not the cause and the people they are destroying aren't even the real offenders. Its heading directly toward an Orwellian society where you cant even look someone in the eye or say anything other than safe generic shit without fear of reprisal and being ratted out to Big Brother (aka the Internet). Who would have thought it would be the people themselves that would blindly lead us to that eventuality. Humans always were pretty stupid.
[close]

The fact that you didnt end this post with SHEEP seems like a missed opportunity.

All good GAY, i knew I could count on you to add it for me.
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: pbj on June 11, 2020, 02:24:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBX0XuDLEIs
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Lou Strux on June 11, 2020, 02:31:28 PM
I’ve been carrying this thing around for years; y’all don’t mind if I set it down right here, do ya’?

https://youtu.be/01HO5PIQ7BA

Simple
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Frank on June 11, 2020, 02:36:46 PM
pretty sure jesus didn't own horses.

PYRO
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: blurst_of_times on June 11, 2020, 04:05:02 PM
https://youtu.be/7_uuetc0Jns
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: ndsr on June 11, 2020, 06:00:31 PM
pretty sure jesus didn't own horses.

PYRO
I used to be such a PYRO and I’m trying to find a way to keep it from my girl NADIA.  I just couldn’t live with her knowing I’m so DVS.
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: companguero on June 11, 2020, 06:15:30 PM
Controversy

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9d/35/28/9d3528fef9c30bfeba002cbba90311a6.jpg)
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Lou Strux on June 11, 2020, 06:17:44 PM
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pretty sure jesus didn't own horses.

PYRO
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I used to be such a PYRO and I’m trying to find a way to keep it from my girl NADIA.  I just couldn’t live with her knowing I’m so DVS.
I like what you’ve done here. Fine work. Real fine.
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: GAY on June 11, 2020, 06:32:12 PM
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I don't know what Jessies Hoes said so cant comment on how racist or transphobic it was. But this world is seriously losing the plot lately with all these overnight hashtag human rights warriors lynching people for the most minor shit. Half the sheep doing the take downs are doing it for the bloodsport not the cause and the people they are destroying aren't even the real offenders. Its heading directly toward an Orwellian society where you cant even look someone in the eye or say anything other than safe generic shit without fear of reprisal and being ratted out to Big Brother (aka the Internet). Who would have thought it would be the people themselves that would blindly lead us to that eventuality. Humans always were pretty stupid.
[close]

The fact that you didnt end this post with SHEEP seems like a missed opportunity.
[close]

All good GAY, i knew I could count on you to add it for me.

Hahaha you got me with that one.
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: ndsr on June 11, 2020, 07:48:25 PM
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pretty sure jesus didn't own horses.

PYRO
[close]
I used to be such a PYRO and I’m trying to find a way to keep it from my girl NADIA.  I just couldn’t live with her knowing I’m so DVS.
[close]
I like what you’ve done here. Fine work. Real fine.
It’s in my GENETICs!
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Dead Baby Lynx on June 11, 2020, 07:53:35 PM
Roger has dentures
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: EdLawndale on June 12, 2020, 02:44:19 AM
https://youtu.be/bUmKUWzbDxg
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Garnet on June 12, 2020, 04:49:01 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ni8oFtgoAI
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 12, 2020, 10:51:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pXxVm-hdEo
Title: Re: Where Have All The Good Times Gone?
Post by: CallMeDillo on June 12, 2020, 12:34:25 PM
i think we shouldn't be talking politics and about trannies on slap.

poop in my mouth poop in my butt