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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: LUCKY ACID on July 10, 2020, 08:45:13 PM
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Here and now. =)
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Here and now. =)
love that video
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“I think it’s me being more flamboyantly...extravagantly....I dunno, maybe I am that fucked up”
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One of the greatest parts ever.
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“I think it’s me being more flamboyantly...extravagantly....I dunno, maybe I am that fucked up”
"...but I'm not thinking I am"
Spoiler: He was that fucked up
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Friendly reminder. Happy FFTFT y’all
https://youtu.be/D_g8idtj-B8
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Love that video. Been bummed on/ about Wenning all week
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I’ve never fully understood why I love that part so much. I don’t like Radiohead and I don’t like Dill all that much but for whatever reason that part is brilliant
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This one is probably my favorite video part of all time.
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Maybe the best ender part ever
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Yes! !FFTFT!
That part really is so great. I'm ready to go skate now but work. :-\
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Bobshirt posted this amazing clip of Carter at this years Deckaid. Shit made my week. Also, he is absolutely jacked.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ceg3eYzJanI/
https://imgur.com/73NNiWW
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Carter is a treasure
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https://youtu.be/z2shXSadS-E
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I’ve been trying to figure out what Radiohead album that song is from for like 20 years
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I’ve been trying to figure out what Radiohead album that song is from for like 20 years
It’s a b side.
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Bobshirt posted this amazing clip of Carter at this years Deckaid. Shit made my week. Also, he is absolutely jacked.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ceg3eYzJanI/
https://imgur.com/73NNiWW
I wasn’t ready for that!
Thanks for sharing.
Bobshirt is such a gift to skateboarding.
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Carter looks like an action movie actor these days.
Man, he got ripped!
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The quarter snacks re-edit of this clip was something else.
Parts of it haven't aged well, but it had some pretty amazing lines:
"You is fucked up. I'm trying to get this janitorial business going. Whats good homie?"
"Yea, I know you skating, but this skateboarding flippty flap bullshit ain't doing nothing for me."
"Yea, I know what the ender means... Chlamydia and Kool-aid. Chlamydia and Kool-aid. Hit me up when you ready to do something other than this skateboarding bullshit."
Edit: I'm 0/2 today. @Billy Bitchcakes beat me to to this.
This was the perfect song for the quarter-snacks re-edit for his MindField part though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
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Carter stole Colin’s neck
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Carter looks like an action movie actor these days.
Man, he got ripped!
In case people don’t realize, that is not him in the phone picture in photosynthesis.
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I’ve been trying to figure out what Radiohead album that song is from for like 20 years
It’s a b side.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bNFMuzF6jRI
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbag_/_How_Am_I_Driving%3F
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Carter looks like an action movie actor these days.
Man, he got ripped!
In case people don’t realize, that is not him in the phone picture in photosynthesis.
Even if you know what Sarge actually looks like, it is a pretty big transformation. Glad to see he is taking care of himself.
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Carter looks like an action movie actor these days.
Man, he got ripped!
In case people don’t realize, that is not him in the phone picture in photosynthesis.
Even if you know what Sarge actually looks like, it is a pretty big transformation. Glad to see he is taking care of himself.
Yes, that's what I meant. He was a lot heavier a few years ago. I saw him slowly transform over the years and the man looks absolutely great these days.
(I think everyone knows it wasn't him in the photosynthesis picture. Ot at least most people do.)
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I’ve been trying to figure out what Radiohead album that song is from for like 20 years
It’s a b side.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bNFMuzF6jRI
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbag_/_How_Am_I_Driving%3F
Well I’ll be damned. Could never find the ok computer b sides at the records store. Granted, I didn’t know it existed.
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PLAASTIC BAAAAG, MIDDDLLLLEEE CLAAASS, POLYYYY-ETYLLLLEEEENE
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I love the tone of Dill's voice when Carter asks him if he knows what last part means. "I DOOOOOOOOOO!"
Also always thought it would be brilliant if Dill called up KB and recorded the call and gave him all the same lines that Carter gave him. No way would KB clue in to what was happening. Actually would be a brilliant fucking move by FA if they used it in a video. If anyone over there happens to read this, feel free to use it!
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happy fucking friday the fucking tenth erryone
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I’ve been trying to figure out what Radiohead album that song is from for like 20 years
It’s a b side.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bNFMuzF6jRI
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbag_/_How_Am_I_Driving%3F
Well I’ll be damned. Could never find the ok computer b sides at the records store. Granted, I didn’t know it existed.
they put it out a year or two back in a box set. its fantastic.
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The quarter snacks re-edit of this clip was something else.
Parts of it haven't aged well, but it had some pretty amazing lines:
"You is fucked up. I'm trying to get this janitorial business going. Whats good homie?"
"Yea, I know you skating, but this skateboarding flippty flap bullshit ain't doing nothing for me."
"Yea, I know what the ender means... Chlamydia and Kool-aid. Chlamydia and Kool-aid. Hit me up when you ready to do something other than this skateboarding bullshit."
Edit: I'm 0/2 today. @Billy Bitchcakes beat me to to this.
This was the perfect song for the quarter-snacks re-edit for his MindField part though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
Can that video be found anywhere online?? That shit was a masterpeice. I used to watch it more than actual mind field
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I’ve been trying to figure out what Radiohead album that song is from for like 20 years
It’s a b side.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bNFMuzF6jRI
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbag_/_How_Am_I_Driving%3F
Well I’ll be damned. Could never find the ok computer b sides at the records store. Granted, I didn’t know it existed.
they put it out a year or two back in a box set. its fantastic.
It's also in this OKNOTOK set which is OK Computer + an extra disc of b sides
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_Computer_OKNOTOK_1997_2017
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The quarter snacks re-edit of this clip was something else.
Parts of it haven't aged well, but it had some pretty amazing lines:
"You is fucked up. I'm trying to get this janitorial business going. Whats good homie?"
"Yea, I know you skating, but this skateboarding flippty flap bullshit ain't doing nothing for me."
"Yea, I know what the ender means... Chlamydia and Kool-aid. Chlamydia and Kool-aid. Hit me up when you ready to do something other than this skateboarding bullshit."
Edit: I'm 0/2 today. @Billy Bitchcakes beat me to to this.
This was the perfect song for the quarter-snacks re-edit for his MindField part though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
Can that video be found anywhere online?? That shit was a masterpeice. I used to watch it more than actual mind field
This isn't the video you were looking for but if you want to hear Return of the Mack to some solid skating, there is always this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ccv_OEcIUw
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I’ve been trying to figure out what Radiohead album that song is from for like 20 years
It’s a b side.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bNFMuzF6jRI
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbag_/_How_Am_I_Driving%3F
Well I’ll be damned. Could never find the ok computer b sides at the records store. Granted, I didn’t know it existed.
they put it out a year or two back in a box set. its fantastic.
It's also in this OKNOTOK set which is OK Computer + an extra disc of b sides
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_Computer_OKNOTOK_1997_2017
Everyone beat me to it, but I wanna add it's on the Paranoid Android CD Single.
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I added the White Stripes song Dill actually wanted it for the part and IMO it fits pretty well dunno which one is better tho
link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1O0PSi5eHjh8-YJIAka-5gocoIdRc90-x/view?usp=sharing
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Have a blessed FFTFT y'all
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Have a nice fucking friday, the fucking 10th!
(https://i.imgur.com/8ASqRllm.jpg)
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I added the White Stripes song Dill actually wanted it for the part and IMO it fits pretty well dunno which one is better tho
link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1O0PSi5eHjh8-YJIAka-5gocoIdRc90-x/view?usp=sharing
I love the white stripes, but I think it’s a terrible fit here especially compared to the Radiohead track.
Great use for Radiohead too, as when are you going to listen to Radiohead (who are great) in your normal day to day, it’s intense
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At the office, calling folks like
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Happy Friday.
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"You know what that means?"
"I DOOOOOOOO!
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Hot take: Dill’s photo part was one of my favorites as a kid, but now I think he just got a really good song
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I added the White Stripes song Dill actually wanted it for the part and IMO it fits pretty well dunno which one is better tho
link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1O0PSi5eHjh8-YJIAka-5gocoIdRc90-x/view?usp=sharing
That's great! I've been thinking about doing that myself. I think with that song the part would have been good, but not an ender part. Maybe a first part. I wonder if AVE could have had the last part in that case with a different song?
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Bobshirt posted this amazing clip of Carter at this years Deckaid. Shit made my week. Also, he is absolutely jacked.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ceg3eYzJanI/
https://imgur.com/73NNiWW
I'm not a doctor, but that lump in his neck looks concerning. Especially since it's just on the one side. My dad is a stage 4 cancer survivor, and one of the first indicators something was wrong with him was a similar bulge. Really hope Carter gets checked up on regularly.
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Best fakie shuv in a line?
(https://i.imgur.com/aKixyFC.jpg)
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Best fakie shuv in a line?
(https://i.imgur.com/aKixyFC.jpg)
Objectively. In Aesthetics pants. And then he walked down the steps to ollie a set with no runup.
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One of the greatest parts ever.
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Best fakie shuv in a line?
(https://i.imgur.com/aKixyFC.jpg)
Objectively. In Aesthetics pants. And then he walked down the steps to ollie a set with no runup.
Definitely the standout part of the video even though Wenning and Kalis both had arguably heavier parts. Undeniable classic.
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happy fucking friday the fucking tenth erryone
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It's the lil' shirt adjustment that really gets me going
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Awesome. White Stripes cut posted above was sick too.
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Dill never put out a bad part
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Seems like this blew up, I’m seeing it everywhere on insta. Happy FFTFT y’all
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I'm not a doctor, but that lump in his neck looks concerning. Especially since it's just on the one side. My dad is a stage 4 cancer survivor, and one of the first indicators something was wrong with him was a similar bulge. Really hope Carter gets checked up on regularly.
pretty sure it's one of these. i am a DR., from the internet, it's called a "goiter".
(https://i.ibb.co/V2rPJsg/goiter.jpg) (https://ibb.co/V2rPJsg)
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Two months in a row!
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Two months in a row!
Blessed.
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Blessed.
There's one more in November. That's 3 out of 12 or 1/4 of the tenths of the months this year that will be Fucking Friday The Fucking Tenth! I don't care what anyone says about 2023, I think this will be a good year!
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^3rd FFTFT this year. Stay blessed y’all
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^3rd FFTFT this year. Stay blessed y’all
We only get 1 next year! :( See you guys here next May.
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I'm not a doctor, but that lump in his neck looks concerning. Especially since it's just on the one side. My dad is a stage 4 cancer survivor, and one of the first indicators something was wrong with him was a similar bulge. Really hope Carter gets checked up on regularly.
pretty sure it's one of these. i am a DR., from the internet, it's called a "goiter".
(https://i.ibb.co/V2rPJsg/goiter.jpg) (https://ibb.co/V2rPJsg)
The throat cancer stemmed from his thyroids. Having a goiter is still worrisome.
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Happy fucking friday the fucking tenth everybody! Hope you all have a flamboyantly extravagantly fucked up day!
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Happy fucking friday the fucking tenth everybody! Hope you all have a flamboyantly extravagantly fucked up day!
You as well! Who woulda thunk one day I would be more enthusiastic about FFTFT than actual holidays
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Happy fftft
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Down with the FFTFT not the NFTs
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Might sound weird. But that whole video was life-changing for me ...
Going to rewatch that part tonight.
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The only one of 2024! Celebrate brothers!
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I had a sick orange AWS hoodie from this era that I still miss
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Happy FFTFT pals
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Thanks for the reminder! This brightened my day!
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Fitting that President Carter was laid to eternal rest on Fucking Friday the Fucking 10th.
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Happy FFTFT my brothers! The only other one is in October!
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Hell yea. Just watched this yesterday. Prematurely
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Fuck yeah! Friday the fuckin 10th!
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The new year has finally began
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A pal shared the video clip today I was in tears laughing. You know who you are .
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Yes, happy fftft. Lowkey tech is my favorite tech.
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Fuck yeah! Friday the fuckin 10th!
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(https://i.ibb.co/WNXzgnV/IMG-4005.jpg) (https://ibb.co/WNXzgnV)
I was looking for the cummed version, but couldn’t find it; sorry pals…
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(https://i.ibb.co/1JnNwXd/images.jpg) (https://ibb.co/1JnNwXd)
Adjusted for inflation from 2000, these would be $138 today. No wonder Vita didn’t take off when you could get the Lynx for $60.
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I was looking for the cummed version, but couldn’t find it; sorry pals…
I have those photos. Along with all the emails. Pure gold
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Happy holiday!
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What the hell are the cummed version??? Cum on the FA samples?
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Hope everyone gets extravagantly flamboyantly fucked up tonight!
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What the hell are the cummed version??? Cum on the FA samples?
(https://cdn.jenkemmag.com/mediaAssetsMaster/2021/01/etniescumshoe.png)
Dill skated for Etnies in the late ’00s and was given free rein to create an ad for his Fucking Awesome shoe collab. He jerked off onto a pair of the shoes, took some photos, and sent them to Etnies for an ad that was supposed to run in Vice Magazine. Vice refused to run it, and Dill left the Etnies team shortly after.
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What the hell are the cummed version??? Cum on the FA samples?
(https://cdn.jenkemmag.com/mediaAssetsMaster/2021/01/etniescumshoe.png)
Dill skated for Etnies in the late ’00s and was given free rein to create an ad for his Fucking Awesome shoe collab. He jerked off onto a pair of the shoes, took some photos, and sent them to Etnies for an ad that was supposed to run in Vice Magazine. Vice refused to run it, and Dill left the Etnies team shortly after.
Vice refused to run it or Etnies told Dill it was Vice that refused to run it? Haha
Surely Etnies never sent that shit off or even entertained the idea. If they really went along with that shit then they’re just as fucking weird in this situation lol. You know it’s fucked if 2000s Vice turns that shit down.
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What the hell are the cummed version??? Cum on the FA samples?
(https://cdn.jenkemmag.com/mediaAssetsMaster/2021/01/etniescumshoe.png)
Dill skated for Etnies in the late ’00s and was given free rein to create an ad for his Fucking Awesome shoe collab. He jerked off onto a pair of the shoes, took some photos, and sent them to Etnies for an ad that was supposed to run in Vice Magazine. Vice refused to run it, and Dill left the Etnies team shortly after.
Vice refused to run it or Etnies told Dill it was Vice that refused to run it? Haha
Surely Etnies never sent that shit off or even entertained the idea. If they really went along with that shit then they’re just as fucking weird in this situation lol. You know it’s fucked if 2000s Vice turns that shit down.
Etnies wasn't flamboyantly or extravagantly fucked up enough to run that...
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I added the White Stripes song Dill actually wanted it for the part and IMO it fits pretty well dunno which one is better tho
link:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1O0PSi5eHjh8-YJIAka-5gocoIdRc90-x/view?usp=sharing
That's great! I've been thinking about doing that myself. I think with that song the part would have been good, but not an ender part. Maybe a first part. I wonder if AVE could have had the last part in that case with a different song?
Wait, I thought he wanted Fucking in the Bushes by Oasis…
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Why do hacky creative types always think cum=art
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What the hell are the cummed version??? Cum on the FA samples?
(https://cdn.jenkemmag.com/mediaAssetsMaster/2021/01/etniescumshoe.png)
Dill skated for Etnies in the late ’00s and was given free rein to create an ad for his Fucking Awesome shoe collab. He jerked off onto a pair of the shoes, took some photos, and sent them to Etnies for an ad that was supposed to run in Vice Magazine. Vice refused to run it, and Dill left the Etnies team shortly after.
Vice refused to run it or Etnies told Dill it was Vice that refused to run it? Haha
Surely Etnies never sent that shit off or even entertained the idea. If they really went along with that shit then they’re just as fucking weird in this situation lol. You know it’s fucked if 2000s Vice turns that shit down.
Depends i think this was like 2006 when vice was cleaning it up more to become mainstream , now had it been like 03-04 vice hell yeah, got a copy at x-games when it was still a black and white zine and the first photo inside was a women in crotchless fishnets in the woods with the caption “ it would suck to get a mosquito bite on your labia” with literally zero context.
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hot take:
Dills skate more part is better
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What the hell are the cummed version??? Cum on the FA samples?
(https://cdn.jenkemmag.com/mediaAssetsMaster/2021/01/etniescumshoe.png)
Dill skated for Etnies in the late ’00s and was given free rein to create an ad for his Fucking Awesome shoe collab. He jerked off onto a pair of the shoes, took some photos, and sent them to Etnies for an ad that was supposed to run in Vice Magazine. Vice refused to run it, and Dill left the Etnies team shortly after.
You call that a load? That shits fucking embarrassing.
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Tyler did the same shit with Vans
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Cum shoe appreciation thread
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cumsoles?
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Skaters on low sperm count, confirmed
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God, just got back from a trip and half the time I don’t even know which day of the week it is. See y’all in July.
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God, just got back from a trip and half the time I don’t even know which day of the week it is. See y’all in July.
I feel this, didn’t even realize it had passed until I saw this thread
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Skaters on low sperm count, confirmed
My bet is on narrow urethras like Hank Hill.