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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Your Cousin Marvin on September 25, 2020, 09:43:25 AM
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I'm thinking either Lance Mountain or Marissa Dal Santo.
Theodis Beasley to me, might have the smoothest butthold- i feel like it's something he really takes care of.
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Omar Hassan
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Your mom.
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My butthold is pretty hairy.
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Omar Hassan
Fuck, beat me to it.
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Carrol
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Carrol
“Carroll’s got a kit”
Speaking of which, not a pro, but Reda? Lol
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Haslem
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“Carroll’s got a kit”
Speaking of which, not a pro, but Reda? Lol
When I first saw Chomp on This i thought he was talking about someone named Carroll Zgattakit , even though i knew of Mike Carroll at the time.
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Leticia
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moses itkonen
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I thought it was understood that the source of Mark Suciu's powers is a devastatingly hairy butthole.
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soy panday
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Grayson Fletcher
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chad 'i don't tweeze' ortiz
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chad 'i don't tweeze' ortiz
Chaz "Doc it won't matter whether I Sneeze while you inspect my Prosteez 'cause I have enough Rectal Treez to block the Brown Breeze" Ortiz
... *puts self on time-out*
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Caswell "dingle" Berry
Also Greyson Fletcher but I don't even want to imagine that
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Lance.
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Barker Barrett
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Bobby Worrest's Slobby Forest
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Now these are the hard hitting questions I come to slap for
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Lee Ralph
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Joslins always got that swass for a reason. Dollar shave co needs to sponsor this man
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Boserio
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Boserio
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IckyHonestAcaciarat-mobile.jpg)
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Joslins always got that swass for a reason. Dollar shave co needs to sponsor this man
This is what I was gonna say. Sweatiest butthole in the game.
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https://youtu.be/nrqUaorPdL4
Towards the end Daniel Lutheran is implying that Johnny Layton might have a sea urchin in between them cheeks.
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chad 'i don't tweeze' ortiz
Chaz "Doc it won't matter whether I Sneeze while you inspect my Prosteez 'cause I have enough Rectal Treez to block the Brown Breeze" Ortiz
... *puts self on time-out*
WOW would gnar
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Lee Ralph
soy panday
Those are good ones
I don’t understand how nobody said Fred Gall yet
Also, Silas Baxter-Neal
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Those are good ones
I don’t understand how nobody said Fred Gall yet
Also, Silas Baxter-Neal
You’re clearly not a fan of Fred Gall.
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/pd9rrAEYOKE94YhTfX/giphy.gif)
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It’s for sure Mike Mo, that dude is sneakily hairy. Maybe also Carroll. Rog lmao.
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Lee Ralph
Perhaps not the hairiest but definitely the longest
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Barker Barrett
haha i came here to say that too. its a good thing though.
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Bam
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Boserio
this or haslam
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Harold Hunter
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How did we get to two pages without mentioning Gershon?
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Joslins always got that swass for a reason. Dollar shave co needs to sponsor this man
This is what I was gonna say. Sweatiest butthole in the game.
How did we get to two pages without mentioning Gershon?
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I can remember davie carnie specifically talking about this in an old big brother
I believe he described that its like....'shitting through a fishnet' or something like that
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How did we get to two pages without mentioning Gershon?
I don't know, I kinda get this vibe from him that he doesn't wax just ledges and lyrical.
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Well, I guess it’s not Dan Lu
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFnBKp8hJwg/?igshid=bafpcf5jetvo (https://www.instagram.com/p/CFnBKp8hJwg/?igshid=bafpcf5jetvo)
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Rich Adler. I don't have any reason why, it just sort of makes sense in my head though.
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I thought it was understood that the source of Mark Suciu's powers is a devastatingly hairy butthole.
every utopia has its child in the basement
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TNT
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Puig. Merlino.
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Sinner. Just look at those fucking eyebrows. Tell tale.
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Everyone is dodging the real truth simply because of thrashers clout
Milton Martinez, his eyebrows are thicker than any poster here and I imagine there’s some hairy people posting. I sure wish I could grow more than a koolaid mustache
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@Dirtbag_p
i know from visual only fans experience. Subscriber no but i've seen em...we all have
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sean pablo
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Everyone is dodging the real truth simply because of thrashers clout
Milton Martinez, his eyebrows are thicker than any poster here and I imagine there’s some hairy people posting. I sure wish I could grow more than a koolaid mustache
that’s a good one
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Everyone is dodging the real truth simply because of thrashers clout
Milton Martinez, his eyebrows are thicker than any poster here and I imagine there’s some hairy people posting. I sure wish I could grow more than a koolaid mustache
that’s a good one
So Pedro Delfino will probs get Soty this year
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Bobby Worrest for top 10.
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(https://i.imgur.com/5D87gac.jpg?1)
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Can’t believe I have 2 cents on this but as soon as I read this I thought Rowan Zorilla
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Jon Dickson.
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Ricardo Fonseca?
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Dave Bachinsky
his face even looks like a hairy butthole
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Harry Jumonji
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Hairy Jumonji
Forest Kirby's Fuzzy Herbie
(Herbie = 'penis' in Italian)
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Adelmo Jr
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David Gravette’s mustache is a dead giveaway
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Chaz "Doc it won't matter whether I Sneeze while you inspect my Prosteez 'cause I have enough Rectal Treez to block the Brown Breeze" Ortiz
... *puts self on time-out*
Chaz "fleas on my deez and poopy hair that hangs to my knees" ortiz
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Definitely not Brian Anderson 8)
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if I was pro the answer would be me
on the real... probably Slash
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Lucas Puig before the Adidas Money. I bet that ass is lazer smooth nowdays. Correction "awaydays"
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bobby puleo