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Title: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 20, 2020, 11:36:39 AM
I got married on Saturday. Check my grand entrance, and then silently wish your wife was cool enough to allow this.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHrRlIkAGkN/
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: iKobrakai on November 20, 2020, 01:13:55 PM
Why the fuck would you get married?
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: EdLawndale on November 20, 2020, 01:22:57 PM
Congrats
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: pugmaster on November 20, 2020, 01:30:07 PM
Congrats!

On a somewhat related note, I always have wanted to initiate cunnilingus in the middle of a powerbomb and then complete it after I toss her onto the bed. It's the only thing I have planned for my non-existent wedding.   
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: JANUS on November 20, 2020, 01:36:38 PM
Yawn, next time hit somebody with a chair or something.
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: Freelancevagrant on November 20, 2020, 01:51:36 PM
That was tight.

Did your wife dress up like Dusty Rhodes?

Did your vows include talk about making it through “hard times”?

All jokes aside that was badass and congratulations my dude!
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: BieberStance on November 20, 2020, 05:51:39 PM
you basically won in life. you have my respect and appreciation.
i hope only good things will come your way!
keep that attitude!
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: friendly dave on November 20, 2020, 06:35:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSkHMSKgIWs

Lets not forget about this classic.
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: Baby on Board on November 20, 2020, 07:26:32 PM
Quote from: SHAQUEEFA on November 20, 2020, 11:36:39 AM
I got married on Saturday. Check my grand entrance, and then silently wish your wife was cool enough to allow this.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHrRlIkAGkN/

That was too tight! Your guests should have had some fucking masks on, however
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: Trashcon on November 20, 2020, 10:50:25 PM
That was tight. Congratulations. Props to those dudes with the assists.
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: robertson on November 22, 2020, 10:53:09 AM
Quote from: friendly dave on November 20, 2020, 06:35:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSkHMSKgIWs

Lets not forget about this classic.
!!! Wow
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: Lame_Nigga on November 22, 2020, 11:45:43 AM
Hope you can stay a lil more faithful than The Nature Boy
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 23, 2020, 02:37:11 PM
Quote from: iKobrakai on November 20, 2020, 01:13:55 PM
Why the fuck would you get married?

I wanted to.
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 23, 2020, 02:38:45 PM
Quote from: JANUS on November 20, 2020, 01:36:38 PM
Yawn, next time hit somebody with a chair or something.

I wanted to, trust me, negotiations were tough. I'm happy with what I got.
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 23, 2020, 02:40:52 PM
Quote from: Freelancevagrant on November 20, 2020, 01:51:36 PM
That was tight.

Did your wife dress up like Dusty Rhodes?

Did your vows include talk about making it through “hard times”?

All jokes aside that was badass and congratulations my dude!

Thanks!!!!!! My wife gave me what I wanted on the entrance, so we went with traditional vows of love.
Title: Re: GREATEST WEDDING ENTRANCE OF ALL TIME
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 23, 2020, 02:43:58 PM
Quote from: Lame_Nigga on November 22, 2020, 11:45:43 AM
Hope you can stay a lil more faithful than The Nature Boy

Me too.