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Title: Cj On Axion
Post by: lk130 on November 30, 2020, 06:34:22 AM
Just noticed him in a post
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIN6bEZlMNl/?igshid=7oxz55zgzehj

Holidays looking good
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 30, 2020, 06:38:37 AM
Really love all of this fire content they're putting out on Instagram lately. Really is 100100.

(https://i.imgur.com/QJKBbGK.png)
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: behavioralguide on November 30, 2020, 06:39:47 AM
(https://external-preview.redd.it/WI2lDFrBqOOOfFO0UQJ-PpDxkSIaAT_JScgEjSe9s6k.png?auto=webp&s=77763672255ee54ff12dc1d2ca4f01d439b911df)
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Panettone on November 30, 2020, 06:51:08 AM
Hi guys, I'm Panettone.

I'm rich and sweet but can be quite dry.

He's not a bad fit.

Has anyone tried the shoes ?
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: heckler on November 30, 2020, 06:52:00 AM
Contract negotiations done entirely over DMs, I assume.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on November 30, 2020, 07:00:12 AM
This new Axion revival is so damn wack. They did one alright retro shoe, that everyone was raving about (even tho I think its not that well done), a bunch of dekline/vox looking new silhouettes and a dropped Supra 2015 design (aka "magikal") to back it up. Then they got the lamest squad together, Sierra Fellers?! Nick Fucking Tucker?!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHv7ClJj4by/

Also, this really nice promo pics, with babes in wack kits... Hubba wheels, where u at fam??
https://www.instagram.com/p/CH5z_vSFD66/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHa58hYFejs/

Just let it die in peace.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIBUdT0FPda/

Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Panettone on November 30, 2020, 07:02:57 AM
Contract negotiations done entirely over DMs, I assume.

What do you mean ?
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: kneebone on November 30, 2020, 07:06:08 AM
lol that "model" looks like Colin McKay in drag
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Gnarfunkell on November 30, 2020, 07:07:21 AM
This new Axion revival is so damn wack. They did one alright retro shoe, that everyone was raving about (even tho I think its not that well done), a bunch of dekline/vox looking new silhouettes and a dropped Supra 2015 design (aka "magikal") to back it up. Then they got the lamest squad together, Sierra Fellers?! Nick Fucking Tucker?!
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHv7ClJj4by/

Also, this really nice promo pics, with babes in wack kits... Hubba wheels, where u at fam??
https://www.instagram.com/p/CH5z_vSFD66/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHa58hYFejs/

Just let it die in peace.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIBUdT0FPda/

Damn, nice bong bro!

also that model looks so... tired? Did they find them at a trailer park?
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: 90sDamiano on November 30, 2020, 07:09:08 AM
Contract negotiations done entirely over DMs, I assume.
Precisely
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Panettone on November 30, 2020, 07:12:03 AM
lol that "model" looks like Colin McKay in drag

Funny
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: slappies on November 30, 2020, 07:14:25 AM
Sierra Fellers loves reboots.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Sila on November 30, 2020, 07:20:46 AM
Who is in charge of the cheesy marketing? Lol, ",time for some Axion" , "it's an identity" etc.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: roomservice on November 30, 2020, 07:22:17 AM
at least Merlino is getting paid
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Croquet temper on November 30, 2020, 07:26:16 AM
Axion wasn’t cool back in the day either. I had Axion “Officials” in like 2000-2001 and they were my least favorite skate shoes next to the weird tech Vans Hassan 3’s which seem to be almost erased from the Internet.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: SneakySecrets on November 30, 2020, 07:38:08 AM
Can the poor girl please get a good night’s sleep for the love of God?
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: HUMANHATER on November 30, 2020, 07:45:50 AM
Can the poor girl please get a good night’s sleep for the love of God?

had the same thought...she looks tired
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: lk130 on November 30, 2020, 07:47:39 AM
That shits sick as fuxx you crazy
Put the shoes on & haul ass
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: smellsdead on November 30, 2020, 07:48:15 AM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/9173IYLiEBL._SL1500_.jpg)
there can be only one reeboot
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on November 30, 2020, 07:54:28 AM
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Contract negotiations done entirely over DMs, I assume.
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What do you mean ?
(https://i.ibb.co/wwX6DRs/CCEA89-FB-CCE0-485-D-A31-D-13343-EB039-E3.jpg)
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Panettone on November 30, 2020, 08:01:12 AM
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What do you mean ?
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Haha oh cool

I thought heckler workee in the industry
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Panettone on November 30, 2020, 08:14:06 AM
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Haha oh cool

I thought heckler workee in the industry

Is Heckler pro ?
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: heckler on November 30, 2020, 08:42:08 AM
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What do you mean ?
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Haha oh cool

I thought heckler workee in the industry
[close]

Is Heckler pro ?
Yeah, I'm Matt Gotwigg.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Panettone on November 30, 2020, 08:55:50 AM
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Contract negotiations done entirely over DMs, I assume.
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What do you mean ?
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Haha oh cool

I thought heckler workee in the industry
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Is Heckler pro ?
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Yeah, I'm Matt Gotwigg.

Really?
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: behavioralguide on November 30, 2020, 09:01:30 AM
Yes i can verify, asked if he was heckler when i saw him buy 15 milkyways once.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: michael scarn on November 30, 2020, 09:03:01 AM
Really love all of this fire content they're putting out on Instagram lately. Really is 100100.

(https://i.imgur.com/QJKBbGK.png)

Lol that's a good one
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: offkilter on November 30, 2020, 09:21:14 AM
at least Merlino is getting paid

Those Axion checks must be hhhhuuuuugggeeeee
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Panettone on November 30, 2020, 09:24:15 AM
Yes i can verify, asked if he was heckler when i saw him buy 15 milkyways once.

I know what that joke is.

He is a cunt and a list. Pretending to work industry
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 30, 2020, 10:28:49 AM
Don't you dare talk about Matt Gotwigg like that
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: johnes on November 30, 2020, 10:31:08 AM
All slap pals are on axion flow right now too  ;)
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Panettone on November 30, 2020, 10:36:05 AM
Don't you dare talk about Matt Gotwigg like that

English is not my first
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: shannamal on November 30, 2020, 11:50:40 AM
We're calling him CJ now?
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: City of Drunken Totems on November 30, 2020, 11:55:25 AM
lol if nick tuckers on board you know its about to take off.

reminds me of that cariuma shit berrics and Instagram kooks wear. Could see mickey papa on
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: TheLowerBack on November 30, 2020, 12:00:34 PM
Where’s his porn clip, though?
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on November 30, 2020, 03:07:03 PM
I was doubting to buy that Mariano reissue, and I’m glad I didn’t.

A friend of mine bought them and he was psyched. But I’m into sneakers and thought they were not that great. Nothing was 100% correct. The paneling, the air bubble, font, tongue etc. It was all off, and the construction wasn’t that great either...

Anyway tins of people were psyched, but objectively speaking... not a great retro at all.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: GuessAgain? on November 30, 2020, 03:37:18 PM
We're calling him CJ now?

Clicked on this thinking "I know he's a kid but CJ Collins can't be that daft"
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on November 30, 2020, 04:31:24 PM
I back everything Axion is doing right now.  But I'm also not paying attention to any of it, not even the first page of this thread. 
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Jagr on November 30, 2020, 05:51:39 PM
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We're calling him CJ now?
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Clicked on this thinking "I know he's a kid but CJ Collins can't be that daft"
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 30, 2020, 07:43:54 PM
I was doubting to buy that Mariano reissue, and I’m glad I didn’t.

A friend of mine bought them and he was psyched. But I’m into sneakers and thought they were not that great. Nothing was 100% correct. The paneling, the air bubble, font, tongue etc. It was all off, and the construction wasn’t that great either...

Anyway tins of people were psyched, but objectively speaking... not a great retro at all.

Might just be the slight alterations they have to make to re release it.  I own them, it scratches the 20 year old itch
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: fucking, joy on November 30, 2020, 07:51:33 PM
man that’s just depressing
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Rogue on November 30, 2020, 07:59:38 PM
The scenario playing in my head where nick tucker hits a rock and impales himself on that bong... gotta get there guys.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: iwishilivedinfinla on November 30, 2020, 09:39:13 PM
lol CJ sucks
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Andrefosho on November 30, 2020, 09:56:11 PM
Ooof.

Nothing is sacred.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: HombreezysShittyPasta on November 30, 2020, 10:13:19 PM
Sigh. Ugh
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: HisNameIsntWarren on December 01, 2020, 02:18:43 AM
If it looks like a Zoo York, skates like a Zoo York, and social medias like a Zoo York, then it probably is time for some Axion.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: arrbee on December 01, 2020, 02:33:59 AM
Serious question, did Nick Tucker just discover weed?

3 flipping with your 4 foot bong for the gram is some “I just discovered weed” type shit.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Prostate Exam on December 01, 2020, 02:50:39 AM
Nick Tucker just got a new chance to create an even worse shoe than he did on Diamond
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: witty pseudonym on December 01, 2020, 04:00:18 AM
My mind first went to CJ tambornino and then I found out that he passed away, that's sad. 
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Rune Spliffberg on December 01, 2020, 04:30:16 AM
lol if nick tuckers on board you know its about to take off.

reminds me of that cariuma shit berrics and Instagram kooks wear. Could see mickey papa on

While this Axion reboot is undoubtedly pretty weak, DO NOT lump them in with those conniving scientologist kooks. Unless, of course, they *are* scientologist kooks
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on December 01, 2020, 05:44:03 AM
Axion is a few years late on the triangle craze
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Krooked antihero on December 01, 2020, 06:03:53 AM
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I was doubting to buy that Mariano reissue, and I’m glad I didn’t.

A friend of mine bought them and he was psyched. But I’m into sneakers and thought they were not that great. Nothing was 100% correct. The paneling, the air bubble, font, tongue etc. It was all off, and the construction wasn’t that great either...

Anyway tins of people were psyched, but objectively speaking... not a great retro at all.
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Might just be the slight alterations they have to make to re release it.  I own them, it scratches the 20 year old itch

https://www.instagram.com/p/CIQY3g2hJWv/?igshid=1tqtkasjnpehc

Here you can see og vs new ones.

Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Allen. on December 01, 2020, 06:06:11 AM
Matt Gottwig is my favorite person on Krooked
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: veritas on December 01, 2020, 06:28:10 AM
If it looks like a Zoo York, skates like a Zoo York, and social medias like a Zoo York, then it probably is time for some Axion.

Following the Fallen, Straye, and C1rca business model should provide them with enough money to relaunch the company again in 5 years when noone is asking for it
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: sfa on December 01, 2020, 07:13:34 AM
I just don’t understand how you have enough money to launch a project like this but then you don’t have an actual game plan?

Like how do you not know that these skaters are not gonna get you to where you want to go?

Like Nick Tucker? Are you fucking kidding me?
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Giza Butler on December 01, 2020, 07:24:12 AM
Hi guys, I'm Panettone.

I'm rich and sweet but can be quite dry.

He's not a bad fit.

Has anyone tried the shoes ?

GTFO with your dry Panettone unless is a PanForte. Panettone has to be moist.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: michael scarn on December 01, 2020, 08:37:39 AM
Serious question, did Nick Tucker just discover weed?

3 flipping with your 4 foot bong for the gram is some “I just discovered weed” type shit.

Not even kader's out there doing that kinda shit
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Deekay on December 01, 2020, 09:04:14 AM
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Contract negotiations done entirely over DMs, I assume.
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What do you mean ?

Another one!

(https://i.imgur.com/5RGdgMk.jpeg)

Not sure who's behind the new relaunch but everything sure has a real amature vibe to it. Kinda foul to talk shit on that model's personal looks though, I know this is a messageboard but getting personal isn't cool.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on December 01, 2020, 09:16:32 AM
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Contract negotiations done entirely over DMs, I assume.
[close]

What do you mean ?
[close]

Another one!

(https://i.imgur.com/5RGdgMk.jpeg)

Not sure who's behind the new relaunch but everything sure has a real amature vibe to it. Kinda foul to talk shit on that model's personal looks though, I know this is a messageboard but getting personal isn't cool.

Sure Jamir's gonna drop DC to join the 52351x Axion reboot along the greats like Nick Tucker and Sierra Fellers...
The lack of self awareness is shocking, who's running this shit?

Should we start putting bets on who's next on the team? I put my money on Keelan Dadd...
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Rogue on December 01, 2020, 09:26:51 AM
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Contract negotiations done entirely over DMs, I assume.
[close]

What do you mean ?
[close]

Another one!

(https://i.imgur.com/5RGdgMk.jpeg)

Not sure who's behind the new relaunch but everything sure has a real amature vibe to it. Kinda foul to talk shit on that model's personal looks though, I know this is a messageboard but getting personal isn't cool.
[close]

Sure Jamir's gonna drop DC to join the 52351x Axion reboot along the greats like Nick Tucker and Sierra Fellers...
The lack of self awareness is shocking, who's running this shit?

Should we start putting bets on who's next on the team? I put my money on Keelan Dadd...
Furby. Kurtis Kalimonico. Roger Mancha.
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: roomservice on December 01, 2020, 10:00:42 AM
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Contract negotiations done entirely over DMs, I assume.
[close]

What do you mean ?
[close]

Another one!

(https://i.imgur.com/5RGdgMk.jpeg)

Not sure who's behind the new relaunch but everything sure has a real amature vibe to it. Kinda foul to talk shit on that model's personal looks though, I know this is a messageboard but getting personal isn't cool.
[close]

Sure Jamir's gonna drop DC to join the 52351x Axion reboot along the greats like Nick Tucker and Sierra Fellers...
The lack of self awareness is shocking, who's running this shit?

Should we start putting bets on who's next on the team? I put my money on Keelan Dadd...
[close]
Furby. Kurtis Kalimonico. Roger Mancha.
Cody mcentire, biebel, neen, Clint walker
Title: Re: Cj On Axion
Post by: Shifty Flip on December 01, 2020, 10:09:26 AM
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Contract negotiations done entirely over DMs, I assume.
[close]

What do you mean ?
[close]
(https://i.ibb.co/wwX6DRs/CCEA89-FB-CCE0-485-D-A31-D-13343-EB039-E3.jpg)
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Haha oh cool

I thought heckler workee in the industry
[close]

Is Heckler pro ?
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Yeah, I'm Matt Gotwigg.
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Really?

I'll never be able to read this in anything but I'm Batman's voice.

Can I be your Robin/Brian Seber.