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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: 50 Lions on December 12, 2020, 09:51:29 PM
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Already rebranding?
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Tax write of.
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Wasnt the page private and only accepting requests based on theten levels or something? Hopefully they vanish into the void for good
Cock suckers already brainwashed Thomas turner into that bunk ass shoe brand cuminem. Wish adidas had put him full on but maybe they dodge a bullet if he’s down with cuminem
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Who?
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oh no
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Wasnt the page private and only accepting requests based on theten levels or something? Hopefully they vanish into the void for good
Cock suckers already brainwashed Thomas turner into that bunk ass shoe brand cuminem. Wish adidas had put him full on but maybe they dodge a bullet if he’s down with cuminem
Was it a berrics subsidiary. If so i can see it being a tax avoidance front
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I’m guessing the excitement of opening a box of decks with your designs wore off and the reality of running a hard goods business set in.
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only two companies left in the world and no one else can manufacture skateboards
who you going with
Bryte or Sovrn?
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only two companies left in the world and no one else can manufacture skateboards
who you going with
Bryte or Sovrn?
If that happens, I quit skating and I’m bringing back rollerblading.
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only two companies left in the world and no one else can manufacture skateboards
who you going with
Bryte or Sovrn?
driving into a wall at full speed
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only two companies left in the world and no one else can manufacture skateboards
who you going with
Bryte or Sovrn?
I have to choose Sovrn cause Walker went to my alma mater
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Tax write of.
no taxes at cos
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Who?
am i d.r.i
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Whatever will the skate goat do! As much as I’m joking, I do kind of feel bad for dude. He didn’t ask to be made pro for a berrics company that was destined to flop. They made such a big deal of it too, can imagine this is a little embarrassing right now.
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Whatever will the skate goat do! As much as I’m joking, I do kind of feel bad for dude. He didn’t ask to be made pro for a berrics company that was destined to flop. They made such a big deal of it too, can imagine this is a little embarrassing right now.
Serious question, how many boards do you think they sold?
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Zero
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Bryte page is up and running. Don't see it gone? Maybe you're blocked?
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Bryte page is up and running. Don't see it gone? Maybe you're blocked?
yeh i just went on there insta and website... all seems to be back to normal... never seen there designs before, did they just re appropriate a neopet for a graphic...?
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Whatever will the skate goat do! As much as I’m joking, I do kind of feel bad for dude. He didn’t ask to be made pro for a berrics company that was destined to flop. They made such a big deal of it too, can imagine this is a little embarrassing right now.
Serious question, how many boards do you think they sold?
I think it could have been successful if they took the revive route and tapped into their audience of 12 year olds but instead they tried to market it like some hard core exclusive board company. Like what the fuck was that “NOT available at zumiez” shit. That’s their target demographic. I can’t imagine this worked very well to say the least.
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only two companies left in the world and no one else can manufacture skateboards
who you going with
Bryte or Sovrn?
Raise funds for a hostile takeover of the Berries, find Jim Thiebaud and Frank, hand them the keys and the share certificates.
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All I know is fuck everything to do with Bryte, Cariuma, Skate Goat, etc. I'm cool with erasing all of it from history.
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Lol hopefully this means they failed miserably with those shit graphics and garbage team
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only two companies left in the world and no one else can manufacture skateboards
who you going with
Bryte or Sovrn?
Sovrn because Walker Ryan sw bs god
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who exactly?
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SOVRN at least has Greenwood.
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Berra's just contemplating his option for his life after skateboarding.
(https://warmupzone.files.wordpress.com/2020/12/berra_grantbrittain.jpg)
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Berra's just contemplating his option for his life after skateboarding.
(https://warmupzone.files.wordpress.com/2020/12/berra_grantbrittain.jpg)
Isnt that jim Greco?
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What if Borra had bought the Armani suit and been in Heath and Jeremys part in 'The End'?
What would skateboarding look like today?
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What if Borra had bought the Armani suit and been in Heath and Jeremys part in 'The End'?
What would skateboarding look like today?
I think about that a lot. That was a close call.
Maybe the vending machines at the Berries would have been Heath's?
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Borra's Bryte bloards now screen printed by the 2 Felons guy?
(https://i.imgur.com/MuxtYQz.jpg)
www.instagram.com/p/CKuEtSBLl8q/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
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a venn diagram showing the intersection of mediocre, garbage, and even-toed ungulates
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Imagine buying a Bryte board
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Is that the team Jaeger Eaton rides for?
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No one's gonna buy these boards. I wish them a not so bryte future in their endeavors.
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Tax write of.
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Imagine buying a Bryte board
how dare you
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SOVRN at least has Greenwood.
This^. Greenwood is so fucking good. How he isn't huge is crazy to me, but I talked to him not long ago and he's happy where he is and that is all that matters.
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Sovrn > Bryte all day.
Walker and Greenwood, as mentioned.
Plus they had Midler for a little while
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Sovrn > Bryte all day.
Walker and Greenwood, as mentioned.
Plus they had Midler for a little while
once you take Berra out of SOVRN is there anything to hate?
Walker Ryan is dope
Greenwood is dope
Alex Soutre art direction is banging
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Sovrn > Bryte all day.
Walker and Greenwood, as mentioned.
Plus they had Midler for a little while
once you take Berra out of SOVRN is there anything to hate?
Walker Ryan is dope
Greenwood is dope
Alex Soutre art direction is banging
Sovrn still comes off as pretentious and the graphics are far from bangin imo.
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Sovrn > Bryte all day.
Walker and Greenwood, as mentioned.
Plus they had Midler for a little while
once you take Berra out of SOVRN is there anything to hate?
Walker Ryan is dope
Greenwood is dope
Alex Soutre art direction is banging
Sovrn still comes off as pretentious and the graphics are far from bangin imo.
The BnW isn't for everybody. I think it's directed at art school type young white males or people who think they are in to design. My sadboy ass likes it but I get that it has it's niche for sure
Still wouldn't buy it because of Berra
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Sovrn > Bryte all day.
Walker and Greenwood, as mentioned.
Plus they had Midler for a little while
once you take Berra out of SOVRN is there anything to hate?
Walker Ryan is dope
Greenwood is dope
Alex Soutre art direction is banging
Sovrn still comes off as pretentious and the graphics are far from bangin imo.
The BnW isn't for everybody. I think it's directed at art school type young white males or people who think they are in to design. My sadboy ass likes it but I get that it has it's niche for sure
Still wouldn't buy it because of Berra
Is sovrn owned by berra? I thought they just helped with marketing the brand on the berrics but that there was no ownership from berra or anything
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Sovrn > Bryte all day.
Walker and Greenwood, as mentioned.
Plus they had Midler for a little while
once you take Berra out of SOVRN is there anything to hate?
Walker Ryan is dope
Greenwood is dope
Alex Soutre art direction is banging
Sovrn still comes off as pretentious and the graphics are far from bangin imo.
The BnW isn't for everybody. I think it's directed at art school type young white males or people who think they are in to design. My sadboy ass likes it but I get that it has it's niche for sure
Still wouldn't buy it because of Berra
Is sovrn owned by berra? I thought they just helped with marketing the brand on the berrics but that there was no ownership from berra or anything
I wanna say there was heavy influence from Mike(y) Taylor, Eric Bork and Berra
I do not know the inner workings and dont know the truth though
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Sovrn > Bryte all day.
Walker and Greenwood, as mentioned.
Plus they had Midler for a little while
once you take Berra out of SOVRN is there anything to hate?
Walker Ryan is dope
Greenwood is dope
Alex Soutre art direction is banging
Sovrn still comes off as pretentious and the graphics are far from bangin imo.
The BnW isn't for everybody. I think it's directed at art school type young white males or people who think they are in to design. My sadboy ass likes it but I get that it has it's niche for sure
Still wouldn't buy it because of Berra
Is sovrn owned by berra? I thought they just helped with marketing the brand on the berrics but that there was no ownership from berra or anything
I wanna say there was heavy influence from Mike(y) Taylor, Eric Bork and Berra
I do not know the inner workings and dont know the truth though
we appreciate the honesty and humility but sounds like you gotta up that thetan count son
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only two companies left in the world and no one else can manufacture skateboards
who you going with
Bryte or Sovrn?
Raise funds for a hostile takeover of the Berries, find Jim Thiebaud and Frank, hand them the keys and the share certificates.
new name.... the Gerbauds