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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: stan on December 23, 2020, 10:00:46 PM
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I almost died of Heart failure ... next level shit ,, but I'm still here alive
Semi Kidney shut down to Enemic Shock to Open heart surgery valve Replacement ,,,,,,
And 12 days in in the hospital and now I'm back home .. Healing .
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIexoBKn9GY/?igshid=1vn18l33nfjql (https://www.instagram.com/p/CIexoBKn9GY/?igshid=1vn18l33nfjql)
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How do you feel
How has this experience changed you
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Glad you came to skateboarding forum to tell that
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Damn that’s one gnarly scar.
Glad you’re ok. We need the next chapter asap.
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you can barely see it. Glad you're still here.
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fuck
happy you made it.
i praise fred gall for keeping you safe
scar is fucked, dude. probably a good hookup talking piece tho.
happy holidays and a quick recovery
hope the nurses were nice to you!
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Good luck with the recovery.
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Gnar! Glad you survived, dude!
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Thug life half naked.
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Damn I glad you made it. That's heavy stuff to endure so I don't blame you for telling the world. Wishing you a solid recovery.
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Sorry you went through that, but glad you made it!
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Take your time to heal
This is gnarly but you made it ! Maybe you’ll see life differently.
I got in a coma because of my diabetes ten years ago, i got eight times the standard blood sugar level (8,7 grammes per liter of blood lol) after that I started to appreciate life more, and hopefully skateboarding is a part of it !
Take care.
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Glad to see you made it to the other side. Wishing you a speedy and full recovery my dude.
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Christmas is saved!
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Damn, best of luck with your recovery
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when can you skate
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Damn, glad you're ok, that's fucking rough. Get well soon yo
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fuck wtf
wish you a quick recovery stan 🙏
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That’s hectic I’m glad you’re ok
You would be too for sure ...
honest question did it hurt or what?
when it happened I mean
Tell us about the surgery?
Sorry, if you’re not down it’s cool I just like hearing about this stuff
I don’t mean to be weird or like a vulture I mean I am glad you’re ok but you must wanna talk about it to some extent yeah? Cause of your thread?
Justifying it to myself
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2020 is balls, eh?
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damn man sorry you went through this. happy holidayze
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Damn man sorry to hear that but happy to hear you're still alive. Sending quick recovery vibes your way.
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Still rollin! Merry Christmas dude!
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Ia god real?
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Stan, you look like a young Chuck Close.
(https://www.pacegallery.com/media/images/22544.width-2000.jpg)
Good luck on your recovery. SHALOM.
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the real question is:
how many boards can you ollie?
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Awesome. Make sure you don’t sweat the small stuff now and see the upside of things. Get better!
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biggest stair set you've done ?
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Fuck yes dude. Glad to see you still kicking it. Keep fighting the good fight brother
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Damn dude, hope you get better.
You're the man, Stan.
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gnarly. glad you made it through. good luck with your recovery.
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Live long and prosper Stan
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Glad you made it. And I had no idea you were one of the best posters on here:
Chapter 19
One night I went out on a bike ride on normal stationary Beach cruiser
Dope ass looking Beach Cruiser went all the way up on the main block of the path that leads to all the dope streets to whip around and Cruz on on my beach Cruiser
I headed out around maybe 6 pm and whipped around till like 8 / 8:30 ish and whipped around one block and stoped at a liquor store to get something to drink I got a Snapple and sat down for a minute to drink it and chilled out for sec and was like witch way do I want to head home on I'm like fuck it go back on the main block so I grabbed my bike and started walking it and drinking the Snapple
And came arose a bus stop where this black woman is sitting and talking on her cell phone as I'm getting closer she takes a small flask out her purse and that's a a fat hit of a swig of what ever was into it and when I started getting closer to the bus stop she saids on her phone o hold on girl like me get back to you on the other line of her phone and hungs up and
Saids to me hey what's big boy you have any plans today for tonight
Point blank just how she turned and moved into that mode I knew she was a hooker
On sights of moving to make some money seeing if I wanted to fuck
She offers me a swig of the drink in the flask I'm like naw but what's up with your night I said to her
And she's like idk big boy you tell me she said in like lol way
She then takes some lotion out her purse and starts rubbing her lags and just starts
Going mad inner thigh and basically point blank shows me her pussy on the bus stop as the sun was going down I'm like fuck how much and she's like how much u got
I'm like $40 and she's like she's needs more big boy I'm like
I'm just cruising I didn't know I would come across her like this
I'm like baby idk know you yet and she's like baby ok $40 good
Do I got a spot meaning me
I'm like Naw I live kind of far from here
And she's like that's ok babe she's maybe gots a few spots around the block or two
Could I help her with that 40 spot we were talking about I'm like what would that get me
She saids a good BJ and Really good Bj
we start moving around the next block she then stops at a ally way of a Apartment building
With a few lights on in a few random windows and she saids
we can do it here if you want I'm like naw there's lights on
She's like nobody cares here she then squats and moves her panty's and starts squat pissing on the ground in the ally way right when I'm just about to say some like all hell lol wtf some people walk right past me and there just random. People walking by doing what ever there doing pass by and see me and she her pissing and just keep walking no phase of any shit given
I'm like lol o my lol I'm picked a keeper here here tonight wtf lol all man fucks lol lol on fucks what lol
I'm say back to her not here and she's like ok she's got another spot a few blocks down
We then come across that spot and it's a old abandon Dentist officewith a wooden fence around it in a ally way as well i look around lock up my bike
We go In The ally way and she's like babe the 40 sexy and give her the 40 and Shen gets on her knees and slaps a condom on dick starts to go to town
And she's a pro whips her tittes out and she's sucking my dick to save lives here all the way up and all the way down
Bitch got game on the pro pro dick sucking level here on point no bullshit no stops bitch handle her shit
Idk how long goes by she's kicking ass sucking my dick DeepThroating this Bitch good
Her Game is on strong she then saids like owe your big BIG Boy you don't got any more money
On you I'm like for what she's don't want this pussy I'm like hell she shows it off even in the dark I'm like dame I wanna fuck this bitch I'm like no all I Had was to 40
And she's o yeah yeah yeah Well big boy it's ur lucky night she lays back on the concrete and she's like hurry finish put it in her pussy finish up
I'm like fuck no thoughts jump on t
Her pussy Lyft up her lags a little put it in
And start fucking her I get as far as my 30 slides in her pussy and realize my knees with me on top of her are pressing and grinding on the concrete and shits no joke my knees are dead and hurting
I try to press thru but I only get maybe 20 more slides in befor I can't keep up my knees on the Concrete grinding I'm done
Not done and cumming but I'm done having my knees concrete and me on top of her
And like can she get on top she's like baby finish up I'm get on top and she's
Like naw she doesn't want to im already in her keep going I'm like fuck I'm dead
My knees are grinded
I get up and my knees are shot dead they feel like I fuck my shit up for life done Zoe
On done Zoe's I'm like now like fuck did I fuck my knees up check my knees and no nothing no bleeding but my shits done I can't grind no more I say can u suck me off still and she's like you got a lot for $40 and picks her self off the ground pulls up her pantys and picks up her purse
But I guess when we where fucking she tipped over her purse and the flask wasn't closed enough and it filled her purse with what ever she was drinking on and it even got the money I just gave her all wet
She starts tripping all Mann ...
All no all nooo...
seeing all her stuff in her purse was wet inside and everything her phone her money her condoms
All that I just pull the condom off my dick pull up my pants and dip and look back at her putting everything wet out her purse on the ground I just dip like fuck what a mess
My knees are shot I unlock my bike and I walk my bike a few blocks befor my knees start feeling better
That was that
A few days later I'm like fuck
It be dope to come across that bitch again
I get on my bike again and try a few other times but I don't find her that was that
Don't find her I just really wanted that Head game from her again
That $40 for pro head game on point like that's fuck was proper
But I didn't ever find her again
I did find another bitch but didn't go thru with it that other bitch she wanted way to much
and I could Tell she was on a hustle so I didn't do anythig with the other bitch that was that she want 200 on the street
And that's a hustle and a no go for that
Sadly the black bitch with that pro head I never came across again
😞 o well
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Glad you made it through. I always look forward to your upates on The Erotic Review!
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Weird flex
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Good news! Thanks stan
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Stan, you look like a young Chuck Close.
(https://www.pacegallery.com/media/images/22544.width-2000.jpg)
Good luck on your recovery. SHALOM.
Was about to say this but then remembered close’s sexual assault shit and decided against it
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Damn dude glad you are alright. I hope you get back to 100% soon. I bet you are stoked to be home and in your own bed.
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I guess thats a Port—a—cath beneath your left clavicula. Keep that thing clean.
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Stan, you look like a young Chuck Close.
(https://www.pacegallery.com/media/images/22544.width-2000.jpg)
Good luck on your recovery. SHALOM.
I was thinking young Todd Solondz, but yours is Closer
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Best
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holy shit
Glad you made it. And I had no idea you were one of the best posters on here:
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Chapter 19
One night I went out on a bike ride on normal stationary Beach cruiser
Dope ass looking Beach Cruiser went all the way up on the main block of the path that leads to all the dope streets to whip around and Cruz on on my beach Cruiser
I headed out around maybe 6 pm and whipped around till like 8 / 8:30 ish and whipped around one block and stoped at a liquor store to get something to drink I got a Snapple and sat down for a minute to drink it and chilled out for sec and was like witch way do I want to head home on I'm like fuck it go back on the main block so I grabbed my bike and started walking it and drinking the Snapple
And came arose a bus stop where this black woman is sitting and talking on her cell phone as I'm getting closer she takes a small flask out her purse and that's a a fat hit of a swig of what ever was into it and when I started getting closer to the bus stop she saids on her phone o hold on girl like me get back to you on the other line of her phone and hungs up and
Saids to me hey what's big boy you have any plans today for tonight
Point blank just how she turned and moved into that mode I knew she was a hooker
On sights of moving to make some money seeing if I wanted to fuck
She offers me a swig of the drink in the flask I'm like naw but what's up with your night I said to her
And she's like idk big boy you tell me she said in like lol way
She then takes some lotion out her purse and starts rubbing her lags and just starts
Going mad inner thigh and basically point blank shows me her pussy on the bus stop as the sun was going down I'm like fuck how much and she's like how much u got
I'm like $40 and she's like she's needs more big boy I'm like
I'm just cruising I didn't know I would come across her like this
I'm like baby idk know you yet and she's like baby ok $40 good
Do I got a spot meaning me
I'm like Naw I live kind of far from here
And she's like that's ok babe she's maybe gots a few spots around the block or two
Could I help her with that 40 spot we were talking about I'm like what would that get me
She saids a good BJ and Really good Bj
we start moving around the next block she then stops at a ally way of a Apartment building
With a few lights on in a few random windows and she saids
we can do it here if you want I'm like naw there's lights on
She's like nobody cares here she then squats and moves her panty's and starts squat pissing on the ground in the ally way right when I'm just about to say some like all hell lol wtf some people walk right past me and there just random. People walking by doing what ever there doing pass by and see me and she her pissing and just keep walking no phase of any shit given
I'm like lol o my lol I'm picked a keeper here here tonight wtf lol all man fucks lol lol on fucks what lol
I'm say back to her not here and she's like ok she's got another spot a few blocks down
We then come across that spot and it's a old abandon Dentist officewith a wooden fence around it in a ally way as well i look around lock up my bike
We go In The ally way and she's like babe the 40 sexy and give her the 40 and Shen gets on her knees and slaps a condom on dick starts to go to town
And she's a pro whips her tittes out and she's sucking my dick to save lives here all the way up and all the way down
Bitch got game on the pro pro dick sucking level here on point no bullshit no stops bitch handle her shit
Idk how long goes by she's kicking ass sucking my dick DeepThroating this Bitch good
Her Game is on strong she then saids like owe your big BIG Boy you don't got any more money
On you I'm like for what she's don't want this pussy I'm like hell she shows it off even in the dark I'm like dame I wanna fuck this bitch I'm like no all I Had was to 40
And she's o yeah yeah yeah Well big boy it's ur lucky night she lays back on the concrete and she's like hurry finish put it in her pussy finish up
I'm like fuck no thoughts jump on t
Her pussy Lyft up her lags a little put it in
And start fucking her I get as far as my 30 slides in her pussy and realize my knees with me on top of her are pressing and grinding on the concrete and shits no joke my knees are dead and hurting
I try to press thru but I only get maybe 20 more slides in befor I can't keep up my knees on the Concrete grinding I'm done
Not done and cumming but I'm done having my knees concrete and me on top of her
And like can she get on top she's like baby finish up I'm get on top and she's
Like naw she doesn't want to im already in her keep going I'm like fuck I'm dead
My knees are grinded
I get up and my knees are shot dead they feel like I fuck my shit up for life done Zoe
On done Zoe's I'm like now like fuck did I fuck my knees up check my knees and no nothing no bleeding but my shits done I can't grind no more I say can u suck me off still and she's like you got a lot for $40 and picks her self off the ground pulls up her pantys and picks up her purse
But I guess when we where fucking she tipped over her purse and the flask wasn't closed enough and it filled her purse with what ever she was drinking on and it even got the money I just gave her all wet
She starts tripping all Mann ...
All no all nooo...
seeing all her stuff in her purse was wet inside and everything her phone her money her condoms
All that I just pull the condom off my dick pull up my pants and dip and look back at her putting everything wet out her purse on the ground I just dip like fuck what a mess
My knees are shot I unlock my bike and I walk my bike a few blocks befor my knees start feeling better
That was that
A few days later I'm like fuck
It be dope to come across that bitch again
I get on my bike again and try a few other times but I don't find her that was that
Don't find her I just really wanted that Head game from her again
That $40 for pro head game on point like that's fuck was proper
But I didn't ever find her again
I did find another bitch but didn't go thru with it that other bitch she wanted way to much
and I could Tell she was on a hustle so I didn't do anythig with the other bitch that was that she want 200 on the street
And that's a hustle and a no go for that
Sadly the black bitch with that pro head I never came across again
😞 o well
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Shalom to you, your recovery, and your skate endeavors. Also, shalom to you and your quest to find that woman with the pro head game.
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stan, you're the man!
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Very happy that David Berman isn't actually dead
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How do you feel
How has this experience changed you
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Just saw this, heavy. Glad you're okay Stan.