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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: goldenbullcow on December 27, 2020, 12:16:04 PM
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Your hat falls off, you do a lame celebration, both while wearing silly yellow shoes?
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Yo, you may catch me in a pair of Polo Skipperys, matching cap
Razor blades in my gums (BOBBY!)
You may catch me in yellow Havana Joe's goose jumper
And my phaser off stun (BOBBY!)
Y'all might just catch me in the park playin' chess, studyin' math
Signin 7 and a Sun (BOBBY!)
But you won't catch me without the ratchet, in the joint
Smoked out, dead broke or off point (BOBBY!)
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Tricks only count if you're holding a water bottle, or a sweat rag in your hand.
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i count the tricks, not you
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https://imgur.com/ixIZo29
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Tricks only count if you're holding a water bottle, or a sweat rag in your hand.
I remember there was a kid at the finals of the eS game of skate who never put down his water bottle. At the time, I thought he was super cool.
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have you ever considered he is a member of the Church of Unlimited Devotion
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i count the tricks, not you
So does it count
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Tricks only count if you're holding a water bottle, or a sweat rag in your hand.
Or a cigarette.
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I come from the baker maker era, ill straight up do a pushup onto my board and call shit a make
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