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If you rubbed a magic lamp and a genie came out and said you got 3 skate wishes what would they be?
My wishes:
- Dipped back smiths
- switch back tails
- Huge frontside airs
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My wishes
Be able to do any trick i want wherever however
Be able to get any skate product ever made whenever i want
Be able to teleport to anywhere i wanna skate
Boom. i win.
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1- be as good as Koston was
2. Never get seriously hurt
3. Any skate product I can imagine will appear in front of me at any moment I choose.
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Turn anything into concrete for a while and then turn it back to whatever it was before. It would be fun to turn all the grass in a golf course into smooth asphalt and skate some weird banks. I just wouldn’t want to turn the whole world isn’t concrete forever. I like plants.
Turn the world
Upside down and skate the ceilings.
Moon gravity
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first off shout out Rolling Thunder, without all be possible
blah blah unlimited trick points etc
but but really just another full Simon Woodstock part
;D
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Have an unlimited supply of fresh dlx 7.88 bloards
Ability to avoid injury
Be a pro skater but never be required to go on tour, post to instagram, enter a contest, go on youtube, film a part, or interact with anyone for any reason... Basically, I'd like to collect a check for rolling around my local park and hitting up the spots I think are fun and get free travel to spots I think would be fun without the pressure of performing a gnarly trick.
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Never get hurt, fearlessness, and consistency. I'll gladly keep my bad style thank you.
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Have an unlimited supply of fresh dlx 7.88 bloards
Ability to avoid injury
Be a pro skater but never be required to go on tour, post to instagram, enter a contest, go on youtube, film a part, or interact with anyone for any reason... Basically, I'd like to collect a check for rolling around my local park and hitting up the spots I think are fun and get free travel to spots I think would be fun without the pressure of performing a gnarly trick.
my friend is kind of living that part right now by collecting unemployment checks. he says hes getting more money from that than he would be if he were working. but to be honest its getting to his head. he always has something to complain about(whether it be about skating or life in general) and bitches about every little imperfection at spots. he also refuses to give me his old boards.
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i’d like to shoot danny way three times
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i’d like to shoot danny way three times
i dont condone gun violence but in all seriousness, you dont need a magic lamp to do that.
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1.) Grant Taylor
2.) Grant Taylor
3.) Grant Taylor
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1. New lower body
2. To be sent back to 1998
3. An everlasting joint
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1. New lower body
2. To be sent back to 1998
3. An everlasting joint
Is this Smolik’s account?
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1. New lower body
2. To be sent back to 1998
3. An everlasting joint
nah but I'm flattered by the comparison
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I would have to be in pretty rough shape to rob a magician. I guess if I had to do it then I would wish him well, a speedy recovery, and better economy times for both of us.
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1. Who really assassinated JFK and did they skate?
2. Have intelligent extraterrestrials visited earth and do they skate?
3. How did Jan van Eyck mix his paints and did he skate?
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maps to skaters homes
no war for heavy metal
gettin fucked up tonight
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I am but a very simple man. I would want...
An insane popped Ollie. Like able to Ollie shoulder high shit.
A 100% of the time, every time, over anything and down anything kickflip.
A hoverboard like in Back to the Future.
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A vert 3 piece:
kick indy
backside invert
mctwist
Crash any vert session, one and done otherwise people would get sus.
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Peak Gonz creativity
Peak Koston ability
Peak MJ style
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1. Groundhog Day body (every morning no injuries, no fatigue) from my physical peak days
2. 100% Pebble and crack repellent wheels that had all the best qualities of f4, bones, nfg so no sudden stops while rolling and perfect slide on tricks or grip in tight carves.
3. Able to time travel to any skatepark or spot that ever existed or will exist to skate.
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Perfect health, past injuries completely healed as well
Invincible - no slam can do me any harm
Direct transfer of skate skills of GT, Cardiel, Penny, Martinez, Daewon into my brain and body
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maps to skaters homes
no war for heavy metal
gettin fucked up tonight
Made me lol in my office
-Unlimited Supply of rare 1985-1992 decks to sell on eBay so I could quit my job (I would use a stupid name like "DeckMaster5000" just to make myself laugh)
-Time travel to stop all social media before it ever began (message boards OK obviously). Feel like this would help all of the human race and especially pros to keep their dumb ass opinions to themselves
-Wade Speyer's skills from his prime
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To skate like Hjalte.
Mint world industries looney tunes series of decks.
Sponsors for the monthly shoes, clothing and deck needs.
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Jump off a building
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- to be able to skate larger transition the same as I can skate a mini
- finally discovering the perfect board/truck/shoes
- lifetime supply of the above
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-Cardiel never got hurt
-I didn't mob my kickflips
-Skating was still smaller but everyone got paid well
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Wish for the end of Covid so I could skate with my homies again :'(
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1. Travel back to prevent Natas from getting injured
2. Travel back to prevent Penny from getting injured
3. Freeze the time in 1995
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Switch tre.
Bam never had that meltdown with toy machine and so Maldonado also didn't quit.
Time travel to focus more on skating and less on shenanigans.
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Kind of an amalgamation of other peoples but...
1. To have the best skate abilities ever known.
2. To be invincible, never get broke off
3. To teleport anywhere to do it.
That's me assuming with all of those things then the free product etc. would just come naturally. Even without I think I'd still live a more than happy existence...
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Just a new lower back, then everything else would fall into place.
I guess the other two would be- a good ledge spot in Portland and that BSSS never got demolished.
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1. I want one summer day to skate the small banks at Brooklyn banks
2. I'd like to redo the early/mid 90s with all new gear, all the time. (decks/wheels/trucks/shoes). I was broke AF as a teenager and had shit shoes and used decks most of the time. Now i'm in my 40's and have the cash to buy what I want but get injured too easily and don't have the free time I had when i was a teenager.
3. New knees/shoulder.. getting old sucks.
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Lifetime supply of Ipath Grasshoppers and Cats.
I will never hang up on some bullshit little ollie up a curb ever again.
Kickflips like Nate Jones.
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never get shit/gum/anything in your grip
decks can only wear out, dont break/chip
shoes wear evenly sole/upper (switch shoe too)
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Superhuman healing ability like Wolverine (also healing all my pre existing injuries)
Some sorta magic trucks that will grind anything without wax. Concrete, brick, balsawood, anything i come across
Similar to the time travel thing but it's a big flying van that will fit 5 friends and travel through the air to any place or time at crazy speeds. Not instantly tho, San Pedro to Macba in five minutes.
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Knees that never ache
Skaters are all cool to other skaters
Back threes
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Superhuman healing ability like Wolverine (also healing all my pre existing injuries)
Some sorta magic trucks that will grind anything without wax. Concrete, brick, balsawood, anything i come across
Similar to the time travel thing but it's a big flying van that will fit 5 friends and travel through the air to any place or time at crazy speeds. Not instantly tho, San Pedro to Macba in five minutes.
I want to be grinding rooftops and powerlines like in THPS. Would be sick
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To be able to never get seriously injured again.
To actually be decent at skating ledges and rails.
To actually be able to flip my board well nollie and switch.
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1, Popwar full length video
2. Ipath full length video
3. Private indoor park
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-To have never jumped back on my board with a broken elbow wired together and breaking it again with wires coming through the skin and requiring a second surgery (3 in total)
-To have phat nollie back heels
-Skate like GT
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i would wish for mikey taylor and jereme rogers to be made into a co-genies trapped in a single lamp
then i would wish for the genie's freedom
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Superhuman healing ability like Wolverine (also healing all my pre existing injuries)
Some sorta magic trucks that will grind anything without wax. Concrete, brick, balsawood, anything i come across
Similar to the time travel thing but it's a big flying van that will fit 5 friends and travel through the air to any place or time at crazy speeds. Not instantly tho, San Pedro to Macba in five minutes.
Totally. Ever since I was a kid, when I'm traveling through hilly countryside i stare out the windows daydreaming that I'm 20ft tall skating all the hills and valleys like a giant skatepark, grinding cliffs and bridges. Definitely inspired this wish
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all of you not freeing the genie are kinda dicks
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Ability to skate switch
Back tails. Or back Smith.
New knees.
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- 360° pivoting torso for sick NBD's
- Remove skate stoppers at will
- Make Fat Ball film good again.
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Never ever get hurt
Clean grip always and forever
Free genie, don’t be greedy
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-fully recover from my injuries that have caused permanent damage/residual trauma
-be able to fully recover from any new injuries, instantly
-never have to do deal with cops, bums, needles/feces, jocks, karens, or sjw's ever again when street stylin'
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- Switch 3 flips
- Back tails every time
- Clean switch pop for ledge/rail tricks
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1. Get on FA
2. Keep my teeth
3. Ban everyone who does those hands on the deck front rocks from skateboarding (hands on the deck front 5-0s are valid tho)
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1. Be the first Skateboarder interviewed on The Pat Mcafee Show
2. Get back to skating soon, working constantly.
3. Fs nose grind the 3 flat 3 brick ledge on Capitol Hill. Seattle WA. Yes it has been done, but would be proud
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Make Scooter companies file for bankruptcy
Resurrect the feeling of watching a new 411 movie
Prevent the death of Shane Cross
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Frontside flips on lock
Backside Noseblunt
BS smith
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1. Send ten bloards.
2. Send ten bloards.
3. Send ten bloards.
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-Never roll an ankle again
-360 flips
-make skateboarding anywhere outside parks universally legal/acceptable/encouraged
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1. Get on FA
2. Keep my teeth
3. Ban everyone who does those hands on the deck front rocks from skateboarding (hands on the deck front 5-0s are valid tho)
youre a kook
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1.Back 360
2.Impossibles
3.to not get tired or sore during or after a session
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- pain free body (i'm old)
- be able to skate transition like GT
- shalom
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all of you not freeing the genie are kinda dicks
She can come and go as she pleases. You didn’t have Nick at Nite?
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1. Skate bowls like Grant Taylor (thinking of him skating that Supreme bowl)
2. Ollie like Westgate or Wray
3. Marry Nora Vascellos and skate with her everyday
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Long, girthy and tasty penis. I'm sure it would have a great effect on my skateboarding.
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Maybe if you rubbed my penis, and curb wax would come out.
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1. Fix my ankles
2. Perfect, quick, and leveled out kickflip
3. Indy nosebone
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Get Love Park back.
Get my 20 year old body back.
Get paid like a top pro without having to be pro. Just get paid to skate worry free.
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if i'm being realistic:
1. desire to skate
2. injuries that make me not want to skate healed
3. a few really nice concrete park/plaza style spots nearby to help with #1
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Consistent, level kickflips.
Back 180s. My body just doesn't turn that way.
Being comfortable with wall rides from flat
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-Backyard pool in my backyard with wide decking surrounded by slappy curbs.
-Backside airs.
-Fred, Frank, BA, AA and Lee Ralph come over for BBQ to watch and cheer me do backside airs in my backyard pool.
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1. Have Grant Taylor and Ben Raybourn's tranny skills combined
2. Have Milton Martinez and Louie Lopez's street skills combined
3. Look like Dylan Rieder and Fred Gall combined
I'll be UNSTOPABBLE
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1. Have Grant Taylor and Ben Raybourn's tranny skills combined
2. Have Milton Martinez and Louie Lopez's street skills combined
3. Look like Dylan Rieder and Fred Gall combined
I'll be UNSTOPABBLE
trying to picture what fred gall would look like if he dressed like dylan. like chris farley in tommy boy, fat guy in a little coat? or maybe like terry from reno 911?
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1. Have Grant Taylor and Ben Raybourn's tranny skills combined
2. Have Milton Martinez and Louie Lopez's street skills combined
3. Look like Dylan Rieder and Fred Gall combined
I'll be UNSTOPABBLE
trying to picture what fred gall would look like if he dressed like dylan. like chris farley in tommy boy, fat guy in a little coat? or maybe like terry from reno 911?
Dylan + Fred = Andrew Allen. C'mon use your imaginations!
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abbreviated healing time
someone to kick me product
slightly deeper and way smoother trick list
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1. Rosa
2. Hubba Wheels models
3. Delete the idea to start Braille,Revive etc
I imagine asking to be able to any trick,then just dropping hammer after hammer and getting bored.
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Only have the one wish. A little over 10 years I was skating my local and was practicing nose manuals on a ledge, I landed a few and was about to head home before deciding on trying one more. Tore my ACL trying it, wish I had have just gone home instead of trying one more.
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Only have the one wish. A little over 10 years I was skating my local and was practicing nose manuals on a ledge, I landed a few and was about to head home before deciding on trying one more. Tore my ACL trying it, wish I had have just gone home instead of trying one more.
that is a real wish. don't forget that dustin dollin had like 7 knee surgeries from tearing his acl(or mcl?) and still had a lengthy "skate career." arto and danny "the gay basher" way both had several knee injuries as well.
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1 pj remained motivated with skateboarding
2 wenning never drank or drunk, never got face tats or fat
3 cale nuske never got hurt and kept skating rad big shit for his entire career
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1. Get on FA
2. Keep my teeth
3. Ban everyone who does those hands on the deck front rocks from skateboarding (hands on the deck front 5-0s are valid tho)
lmfao don’t come at me crazy when you can’t even afford a profile picture. get a job bum!
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1. Get on FA
2. Keep my teeth
3. Ban everyone who does those hands on the deck front rocks from skateboarding (hands on the deck front 5-0s are valid tho)
ok kook
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https://youtu.be/9DHWoKc2jo4
The ability to Wallride like the the clay man in streets' as been a childhood dream of mine.
S H A L O M
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Go back in time and teach Baby Hitler to skate.
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to go back and film a part when i was at my peak
un breakable boards
floaty tranny ollies
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Some amount of comfort on transition - just to be able to use all these concrete parks that pop up like mushrooms now that I'm old and decrepit.
Go back and have that emergency room Dr. properly diagnose my ankle injury so I get it looked after properly. Not even to negate the injury, they happen, but for him to start the process properly instead of it turning into a cluster fuck.
Consistency now on the handfull of tricks I had in University.
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1 - be able to powerslide at full speed when bombing hills
that's it. that's all i ask.
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1. Have Grant Taylor and Ben Raybourn's tranny skills combined
2. Have Milton Martinez and Louie Lopez's street skills combined
3. Look like Dylan Rieder and Fred Gall combined
I'll be UNSTOPABBLE
trying to picture what fred gall would look like if he dressed like dylan. like chris farley in tommy boy, fat guy in a little coat? or maybe like terry from reno 911?
Dylan + Fred = Andrew Allen. C'mon use your imaginations!
oh shit that's true
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switch heel, nollie heel, back lip
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1. Skateboarding to die again.
2. Skateboarding to actually be as inclusive as everyone seems to think it is.
3. Not have biology and age cause ability to decay with time.
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1. Skateboarding to die again.
2. Skateboarding to actually be as inclusive as everyone seems to think it is.
3. Not have biology and age cause ability to decay with time.
brandon turner got you covered on that
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1. Who really assassinated JFK and did they skate?
2. Have intelligent extraterrestrials visited earth and do they skate?
3. How did Jan van Eyck mix his paints and did he skate?
Han van Meegeren had the same question, hopefully your attempt will end in a less tragic way. Van Eyck definitely skated, why else was he so modest in his signature?
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1. back tails
2. unlimited supply of bbs blanks with stained bottom plies
3. An everlasting joint
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indestructible body
flip tricks into grinds/mannys
back 3s
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The imagination of the gonz, the transition stylings of gt and the thoughtfulness of tom knox