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Help!!! => HELP => Topic started by: Gah Aye Lourde on April 06, 2007, 08:47:29 PM
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how do you quit skating?
i mean seriously, its like the best feeling ever
my brothers tryingh to quit to try out some snakeboarding thingy, but im like no way man, dont do it!
what should i say to him to convince him that sk8tings still the best?
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with the advent of snakeboarding, it may prove difficult -- nay, even impossible -- to convince him...
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start doing drugs....meet the right girl....
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smoke the harshest ones when you're not nic fitting. it'll mess up your routine.
also sit beside the smelliest fat guy on the bus. you'll notice the smell of cigarette and realize that smell is on you half the time.
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ive quitted due to wannabe gang acts and smoking alot of weed and poon tang attempts.
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buy a musical instrument of some sort
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get a fixie and a camera....
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when you step off your board for the last time your wiener will fall off.
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weak in da knees. not good
i have skateboarding on my mind everyday.
tincan folklore ruined my life.
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He probably doesn't want to skate for a reason, so you shouldn't try to force him to skate or he won't have a good time or he'll get bored of it quickly.
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just hit your ankle with a hammer really hard.
you may still be able to walk
but your hardflips will never be the same
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just hit your ankle with a hammer really hard.
you may still be able to walk
but your butt sex will never be the same
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Saw both of your fucking legs off because that's the only real way.
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get a fixie and a camera....
I have a friend who is often too busy to skate because he is out riding his fixie. Its just heartbreaking. A damn shame
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type with purple font, and get laughed off a message board. Then you remember skateboarders are assholes and you don't want anything to do with them and exit the building.
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sk8tings
that is the most regular spelling of skate I have ever seen. for one it would translate to skatetings and for two it doesn't save you any space as 8 and a or the same lenght
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How to quit?
Get a girlfriend...
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seems like people quit when
- get girlfriend
- drugs
- car
- job
I don't think it's just skating though, seems to me that the majority of people give up on music, hobbies, shows, everything fun you do when you are young, etc... sometime after school and before kids. It's extremely rare I meet someone in a work setting that has anything to talk about other than their kids and the weather. And I seriously think it's because most men let their women dominate them.
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that snakeboarding is gay
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that is the most regular spelling of skate I have ever seen. for one it would translate to skatetings and for two it doesn't save you any space as 8 and a or the same lenght
You just may be the worst poster