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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Arewestillhavingfun on January 24, 2021, 11:29:45 AM
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(IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER-AND COUNTING)
1. Nyjah Huston
2. Pedro Barros
3. Zion Wright
4. Alex Middler and the entire “GODSPEED” Video
5. Ishod Wair and his NBA getup
6. Tyshawn Jones
8. Jamie Foy and his RedBull hat
9. Chris Russell
10. Clay Kreiner/Madness Team
11. Jake Phelps
12. Louie Elliot and his song choices for Thrasher Instagram edits
13. Slap Forum
14. Gary Rogers and his skateboarding criticism, as he lacks on his own capabilities on a skateboard
15. Me making this thread
16. You responding to this thread
17. David Loy
18. Supreme
19. Raven Tershy
20. Mega Ramp
21. Nike/Adidas
22. Brazilians
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They’re all of?
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Damn, what an exodus
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?
im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there
free max b
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Of skateboarding? Damn, can't see 'em on Krooked.
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?
im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there
free max b
Ow..... De poor boo boo
"It's MY JOKE not yours!!!!"
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What defines jock? Exercising, competiveness?
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Aside from the corny Rockstar ad instagram posts, Clay Kreiner is fucking rad. Transition destroyer, has street clips, skates mega padless. I back it.
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That's an odd group
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solid first post
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All those names and no D.Way?
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no Sheckler?
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Aside from the corny Rockstar ad instagram posts, Clay Kreiner is fucking rad. Transition destroyer, has street clips, skates mega padless. I back it.
Clay also is the least jock like in personality. Just a really nice dude
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Aside from the corny Rockstar ad instagram posts, Clay Kreiner is fucking rad. Transition destroyer, has street clips, skates mega padless. I back it.
Clay also is the least jock like in personality. Just a really nice dude
list sux
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my top 5 jocks
1. d way
2. phelps
3. sheckler
4. brandon beible
5. raven tushy
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1. Nyjah Huston
2. Pedro Barros
3. Zion Wright
4. Alex Middler and the entire “GODSPEED” Video
5. Ishod Wair
6. Tyshawn Jones
8. Jamie Foy
9. Chris Russell
10. Clay Kreiner
11. Jake Phelps corps
12. Louie Elliot and his song choices for Thrasher Instagram edits
13. Slap Forum
14. Gary Rogers and his skateboarding criticism, as he lacks on his own capabilities on a skateboard
Gary rogers is actually quite good at skating...
why is pedros barros number 2???
no sinner?
no neen?
ishod wair is chill as fuck and tyshawn??? really...
focus your thread... i get what u were tryna do but... but... hmmmm.... i cant think of any redeeming quality to this fred (my attempt at an of/off joke) coz its fred instead of thread.... geddit?
just go watch the grosso freaks and geeks episode.
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So basically if you skate good it means you're a jock? I mean, Pedro Barros, Ishod? Garry just cause his job is literally to talk shit about any video that comes his way?
yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?
im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there
free max b
Should we also quit skating because we weren't there when it was invented?
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I think bitching about jocks is the first sign that you’re a gigantic pussy boy.
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So basically if you skate good it means you're a jock? I mean, Pedro Barros, Ishod? Garry just cause his job is literally to talk shit about any video that comes his way?
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?
im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there
free max b
No it's HIS skateboarding. Leave it alone
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Jesus, this thread is going to make me of myself.
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What defines jock? Exercising, competiveness?
energy drink hats
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?
im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there
free max b
Wasn’t it originally just used as someone being off a company/sponsor? Was just like, “Gino of chocolate” now the word “off” doesn’t exist on here.
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I’d rather watch Gino read these comments than have to read them myself
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Gino is bi and can’t read you weren’t even there in 2010
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?
im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there
free max b
Can we still say “Spanley”
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18
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They’re all of?
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Lol y’all don’t remember Bastien Salabanzi’s contest runs? Guy was HYPED.
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No Billy Marks? Wtf
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it's an Olympic sport now. nothing wrong with jocks
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Biebel
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I wish all my favorite skaters become jocks and put out 234234234 videoparts, I dont give af if people do contest or whatever, sucks when u have a favorite skater that is going hard partying 24 7 and give you 2min of footage in 20 years or something like that lol
with IG type of business nowdays, we will get more and more and footage, so wild people like joslin, suciu, ishod etc being athlets is not a bad deal when you like one of them
just ignore the girouds of the world and u'll be fine dont worry, focus on the good aspect!
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18. Supreme
100%
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Where's John Rattray on that list?
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The irony is that in 1992 Plan B was the opposite of jocks and they could joke about it in an ad, whereas today they are truly jocks.
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The irony is that in 1992 Plan B was the opposite of jocks and they could joke about it in an ad, whereas today they are truly jocks.
Nope. They’re joking about it because they were being called jocks. They were kinda jocks, that’s the joke.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tsbAVzZXDRE&t=40m40s
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Nope. They’re joking about it because they were being called jocks. They were kinda jocks, that’s the joke.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tsbAVzZXDRE&t=40m40s
I stand corrected.
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Damn straight, get out off here, jocks.
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?
im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there
free max b
yes
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No Billy Marks? Wtf
His ping pong ball skills place him firmly in jock territory
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Revenge of the nerds is alright but I much prefer porky’s, just the first one cause the other two sucked
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Aside from the corny Rockstar ad instagram posts, Clay Kreiner is fucking rad. Transition destroyer, has street clips, skates mega padless. I back it.
Don’t act like we needed those street clips
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?
im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there
free max b
yes
That includes you bud
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OP really wrote ishod on a list about jocks and not d.way?
gtfo!!!
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?
im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there
free max b
yes
That includes you bud
you asked i answered
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LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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So basically if you skate good it means you're a jock? I mean, Pedro Barros, Ishod? Garry just cause his job is literally to talk shit about any video that comes his way?
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?
im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there
free max b
No it's HIS skateboarding. Leave it alone
This guy runs 8.25 trucks on a 9". I wouldn't put much stock into what he says.
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So basically if you skate good it means you're a jock? I mean, Pedro Barros, Ishod? Garry just cause his job is literally to talk shit about any video that comes his way?
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yeah wait are you bozos finally done saying "of" instead of "off" even though most of yall dont even know when and how it started?
im going to assume no, its not done. but it should be. yall wasnt there
free max b
No it's HIS skateboarding. Leave it alone
Lol
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What's the skating version of spitting in a dugout? Shotgunning a beer?
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What's the skating version of spitting in a dugout? Shotgunning a beer?
Yes.
There's a raw cut or whatever of an Evan Smith part where some locals chilling on their balcony give him a beer after he lands a trick, and he immediately shotguns it and throws the partially empty can on the street outside their home. I thought that was some ultra jock shit
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We’ve had all these jocks in skating for years and still no jockstrap trend in sight. I wanna let my sweaty bumhole get some of that cool, cool breeze when I’m out catching gnarly pounders wit da boys.
But I don’t wanna be the only one.
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I kinda think Gary Rogers is good at skating?
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jock is right up there with kook in terms of words that don't make sense in skating anymore because everyone is both
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jock is right up there with kook in terms of words that don't make sense in skating anymore because everyone is both
So are we ‘jooks’ or ‘kocks’?
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jock is right up there with kook in terms of words that don't make sense in skating anymore because everyone is both
So are we ‘jooks’ or ‘kocks’?
Kooks out for the boyz, 100 emoji. THERE U GO
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I can't stand Gary. But dude can skate.
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Terrible list. Focus
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What defines jock? Exercising, competiveness?
energy drink hats
100% those tacky energy drink hats. It’s impossible to make those look good. Jamie Foy gets a pass because he’s otherwise pretty far from being a jock, he’s prematurely balding, and it doesn’t clash with his fashion sense (or lack of one).
I know a bunch of people lost their shit over Godspeed (which did contain amazing skating/footage, no doubt), but I couldn’t get into all the energy drink hats, Athleisure pants and shitty music. Milder’s part, including the Sunset Car Wash back 3, was hugely impressive and deserves all the props and accolades. However, I didn’t come away as a fan because he just comes across as a jock. I’m probably missing something or being petty, but so be it.
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What defines jock? Exercising, competiveness?
energy drink hats
100% those tacky energy drink hats. It’s impossible to make those look good. Jamie Foy gets a pass because he’s otherwise pretty far from being a jock, he’s prematurely balding, and it doesn’t clash with his fashion sense (or lack of one).
I know a bunch of people lost their shit over Godspeed (which did contain amazing skating/footage, no doubt), but I couldn’t get into all the energy drink hats, Athleisure pants and shitty music. Milder’s part, including the Sunset Car Wash back 3, was hugely impressive and deserves all the props and accolades. However, I didn’t come away as a fan because he just comes across as a jock. I’m probably missing something or being petty, but so be it.
No you're not.. it's an abomination.
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