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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: drewSTEADMAN on February 03, 2021, 03:55:35 PM
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Daniel Haney is not a traditionally attractive guy, but he really does it for me. I also think Danny Garcia is a hottie
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Andrew Allen
What a hunk of beef?
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I've always thought Appleyard was a very good looking chap. He's aged very well too
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Lucas
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Andrew Allen is hot stuff, but Appleyard is soo sexy. He's
is in my top 10 fav skaters. Also, Enrique Lorenzo oozes sex appeal
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Lucas
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yep. Lucas too. He loves to show leg, and man he has some nice legs
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Enrique Lorenzo. Feast your eyes on that jawline:
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Id love to see daniel Haney and alex olson playing tennis together
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I know most of you out there are probably thinking Dylan Rieder is the sexiest skater to ever bless the skate world, but after some intense research and combing through the history of hot stud skater boys with a fine comb I have concluded without a doubt that Lee Ralph is the sexiest skater on the planet. Case closed.
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I know we're only like 9 replies deep here, but the fact that nobody said Fred Gall yet is surprising
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Fred Gall!!! so gutter! What a beauty that boy is!!
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Lucas
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DP
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None of y'all even know about #teamhandsome i guess.
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Id love to see daniel Haney and alex olson playing tennis together
He is stupid good with such a great style. If you like him you should check out some old Daniel Haney footage that guy had the best trick selection and most graceful style!
Id love to see daniel Haney and alex olson playing tennis together
Daniel Haney is not a traditionally attractive guy, but he really does it for me. I also think Danny Garcia is a hottie
Jeeze. You some of you guys are being so rude and mean, please stop it. I mean i can see the comments you are writing. I don't think its right to be so nasty. Also i think skateline would be a lot better if Daniel Haney hosted the show!
Daniel Haney & Jerry Fowler & Kenny Anderson
Daniel Haney, kalis, felipe gustavo. appleyard.
Daniel Haney.
Daniel Haney is my favorite skater
I think I may have found Daniel Haney.
Dan, serious question... What was the deal with that hat & do you ever get hat envy while watching Cody Lockwood?
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Always thought Steve Steadham looked like JimI Hendrix
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it’s Heath though
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Aaron Jaws Homoki/Joey Brezinski when you were expecting Nick Dompierre is just one of life's many lessons.
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I have not heard of team handsome, which is strange because i just did extremely thorough research on sexiest skaters. i would love to learn more about team handsome!!
I think Daniel Haney rocked his hat much better than Cody!
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Ricky Oyola :-*
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Arto Saari is a handsome fella.
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Ricky Oyola :-*
very handsome!!!
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Arto Saari is a handsome fella.
Arto is very handsome but he is no Lee Ralph or Daniel Haney
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Dude cool it with these dumbass threads. You're not funny.
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Dude cool it with these dumbass threads. You're not funny.
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Im going to ask you politely to not be a jerk. please don't be a jerk. thank you
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I love Lucas...but his european gonzo porn look is intimidating.
My crushes include max p - never has a widow's peak mullet looked so perfect. He's made balding beautiful - thank you Max! OG Olson oozes raw animal sex appeal - just ask Melanie Griffith! Seems like big Steve would smell like raw, sensual sex all day, everyday. Cant forget Axel Christyursohot!
In the spirit of this post...I also nominate Daniel Haney and his hat. Yes...that burly boy rail chomper gets my love.
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It's objectively Tiago.
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Dude cool it with these dumbass threads. You're not funny.
Hey...I'm new here and I respect the time you've spent on the board, but why would you open and post on a thread that you think is stupid? Seems counterintuitive to me. Like everything else in life, if its not your jam? Respect that it might be others and move along. When you go to the ice cream shop, do you get mad at all the flavours but eat them anyways or just pick the ones you like and ignore the rest?
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The skater reading this :-*
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Carlisle Aikens
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I love Lucas...but his european gonzo porn look is intimidating.
My crushes include max p - never has a widow's peak mullet looked so perfect. He's made balding beautiful - thank you Max! OG Olson oozes raw animal sex appeal - just ask Melanie Griffith! Seems like big Steve would smell like raw, sensual sex all day, everyday. Cant forget Axel Christyursohot!
In the spirit of this post...I also nominate Daniel Haney and his hat. Yes...that burly boy rail chomper gets my love.
You sir know sexy when you see it! I bet your a handsome man yourself.
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Dude cool it with these dumbass threads. You're not funny.
Hey...I'm new here and I respect the time you've spent on the board, but why would you open and post on a thread that you think is stupid? Seems counterintuitive to me. Like everything else in life, if its not your jam? Respect that it might be others and move along. When you go to the ice cream shop, do you get mad at all the flavours but eat them anyways or just pick the ones you like and ignore the rest?
thanks Slimer for the support!, I'm also new here, and what Michael said hurt my feelings.
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Konrad.
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Konrad.
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Wow he looks like a young Leo DiCaprio in that cig pic
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Rob Roskopp
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For me it's either Lucas or Bobby Worrest.
Lucas is sexy as fuck and seems like he would be really passionate and confident.
Bobby's tattoos are hot and he seems really chill. Would have beers and cuddle with while watching skate videos. Oh! And he rides motorcycles.
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Appleyard probably can have any woman he wants. Damn. I wish I looked like him.
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I would have said Kenny before all the stuff that came out, now he looks off-putting to me.
I'd say Gino has aged well, looks great.
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That Konrad guy has a tattoo of Michael Jackson on his arm
look at it
big yikes
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Shawn Johnson takes the cake
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Lucas
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I would have said Kenny before all the stuff that came out, now he looks off-putting to me.
I'd say Gino has aged well, looks great.
Gino is a great call actually. Big omission up until now. He's a sharp dressed man these days too, that's a big deal.
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Konrad.
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Wow he looks like a young Leo DiCaprio in that cig pic
WOW!!!! He really does look like a young Dicaprio!!
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I would have said Kenny before all the stuff that came out, now he looks off-putting to me.
I'd say Gino has aged well, looks great.
Gino is a great call actually. Big omission up until now. He's a sharp dressed man these days too, that's a big deal.
The Kenny situation is really disturbing and quite sad, he was one of my favourites forever. Gino is dapper as fuck
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I would have said Kenny before all the stuff that came out, now he looks off-putting to me.
I'd say Gino has aged well, looks great.
Gino is a great call actually. Big omission up until now. He's a sharp dressed man these days too, that's a big deal.
The Kenny situation is really disturbing and quite sad, he was one of my favourites forever. Gino is dapper as fuck
Which Kenny are you talking about? And what situation?
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Pappalardo by leaps and bounds. He is a beautiful man.
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Arto and Apples have always been hot as hell
Nick Dompierre is clearly a mf hunk now...not sure if he counts
Jaako is kinda hot
Lucas is daddy hot
Mike Anderson is a small town labor union hottie
AA of course
Riley Hawks been looking snackier recently.
AO is hot in all his various stages of style
Rob Welsh is Grindr DL jock hot
Kenny Anderson is obvious
Gilbert is cute
Eli Reed is cute minus his unibrow
im gay so my opinion is LAW
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There's litteraly a guy nicknamed bigsexy in montreal
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AVE
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Pappalardo by leaps and bounds. He is a beautiful man.
I totally agree!!
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Arto and Apples have always been hot as hell
Nick Dompierre is clearly a mf hunk now...not sure if he counts
Jaako is kinda hot
Lucas is daddy hot
Mike Anderson is a small town labor union hottie
AA of course
Riley Hawks been looking snackier recently.
AO is hot in all his various stages of style
Rob Welsh is Grindr DL jock hot
Kenny Anderson is obvious
Gilbert is cute
Eli Reed is cute minus his unibrow
im gay so my opinion is LAW
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"Mike Anderson small town labor union hottie'!!! lol..that's awesome!! that is a fantastic list, but I'm not attracted to Riley
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Brothers and Sisters...
I've always had a crush on Brian Deletorre.
The secrets of love and desire are waiting for you in Spencer Hamilton's eyes.
Thank you for reading.
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Brothers and Sisters...
I've always had a crush on Brian Deletorre.
The secrets of love and desire are waiting for you in Spencer Hamilton's eyes.
Thank you for reading.
Spencer is super fit!! Bryan wherry still looking good these days also
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Can someone tell me what the -8 beside rep means. I have a feeling there should be a +1000000 or something.
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Gilby is a cutie pie
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Andrew Allen
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Can't believe this hasn't been said yet:
ME
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surprised no one has said Rowan yet...
as a queer guy my list is
Rowan
Carl Aikens
Kevin Rodrigues
Sage
Jerry Hsu always did something for me idk why
Jamie Platt
Troy Gipson
Seven Strong
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Axel
Danny Garcia
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I would have said Kenny before all the stuff that came out, now he looks off-putting to me.
I'd say Gino has aged well, looks great.
Gino is a great call actually. Big omission up until now. He's a sharp dressed man these days too, that's a big deal.
The Kenny situation is really disturbing and quite sad, he was one of my favourites forever. Gino is dapper as fuck
I believe he's referring to Kenny Reed and that time he lost his Guatemalan cap and passport in Surinam.
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heath, even though he looks like the toy repair man from toy story 2
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skaters that look like refrigerators.
Steve cab
chad knight
dan pageu
colt cannon
bobby puleo
trent mcclung
jamie foy
andy macdonald
oji de souza :mini fridge
pancho moler: bar fridge
david coyne
donny barley
jason acuna: wine fridge
gershon mosley
brian wenning
jason crowley : a really big refrigerator
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Casper Brooker is definitely on # teamcutiepie
Simon Isaksson is v hunky
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surprised no one has said Rowan yet...
as a queer guy my list is
Rowan
Carl Aikens
Kevin Rodrigues
Sage
Jerry Hsu always did something for me idk why
Jamie Platt
Troy Gipson
Seven Strong
o god K ROD. forgot about that one. he's a beaut
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I have a boner right now
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I would have said Kenny before all the stuff that came out, now he looks off-putting to me.
I'd say Gino has aged well, looks great.
Gino is a great call actually. Big omission up until now. He's a sharp dressed man these days too, that's a big deal.
The Kenny situation is really disturbing and quite sad, he was one of my favourites forever. Gino is dapper as fuck
I believe he's referring to Kenny Reed and that time he lost his Guatemalan cap and passport in Surinam.
yeppers.. I was sooo sad for Kenny Reed, that really sucked big time!!
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Dgar
Tiago
Apples
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Can't believe this hasn't been said yet:
I'd love to see a photo!
ME
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Remy Taveira
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curren caples is a traditionally handsome young man
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Arlo Eisenberg
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Leo Baker with a wig, by far 8)
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Olivia Wilde would say Nico
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Hjalte!
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Can't believe this hasn't been said yet:
I'd love to see a photo!
ME
FOR FUX SAKE DREW WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
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Jake Johnson without a doubt, dude is tall, can rock any haircut, and extremely handsome.
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Andrew Allen
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C’mon... nobody’s gonna say Frank Gerwer? That man is a work of fine art.
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C’mon... nobody’s gonna say Frank Gerwer? That man is a work of fine art.
with a wig on, or not ?
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Ishod
The guy has a great smile. Smiling is sexy.
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(https://theboardr.blob.core.windows.net/headshots/18148_900.jpg)
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Yann Horowitz is a snack
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Konrad.
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That's not Dicaprio???? holy shit.
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BA is looking like a fucking snack.
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Did anyone mention Austin Stephens? He was hot and skated to Belle and Sebastian.
I like Jake Johnson as a contender. He's got all the right stuff and seems attractively aloof.
Dylan obviously. Austyn Gillette and AO can be too cringey at times, personality wise, to seriously give them my time.
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I have a boner right now
For who?
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(https://theboardr.blob.core.windows.net/headshots/18148_900.jpg)
Stare into my eyes and watch a tent magically appear in your pants.
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Dude cool it with these dumbass threads. You're not funny.
This thread is super entertaining and thought provoking. now how do i make a heart emoticon?
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I'd suck off most of them
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KB
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I would also like to get in my time machine and nominate Drake Jones. Crazy huggable!
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Forrest Kirby is very, very hot and so is his partner
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Manny Santiago
Dave Bachinsky
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Johnny Layton hit that shit so deep put that ass to sleep
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Olivia Wilde would say Nico
(https://i.imgur.com/mSc5jGc.png)
Damn after seeing all the press about her leaving Jason Sudeikis for Harry Styles after casting him in her movie, this seems all the more funny... Nico was in booksmart though so probs nothing
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Dude cool it with these dumbass threads. You're not funny.
Hear, hear!
Hey...I'm new here and I respect the time you've spent on the board, but why would you open and post on a thread that you think is stupid? Seems counterintuitive to me. Like everything else in life, if its not your jam? Respect that it might be others and move along. When you go to the ice cream shop, do you get mad at all the flavours but eat them anyways or just pick the ones you like and ignore the rest?
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Andrew Allen
What a hunk of beef?
You asking me if I agree? I'd call him a hunk of marbled beef. Helps cushion the fall and allows for those big smiles after he slams.
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Konrad.
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That's not Dicaprio???? holy shit.
That is how I found him. Some one on YouTube had a instrumental song called Leo and used the leather jacket picture. As a bisexual man I googled Leonardo to save the picture for “research” and when I found it I saw an article talking about how, “no the man you see isn’t Leonardo DiCaprio but a Swedish model naked Konrad” I looked him and found out he’s not only not attractive but skates too and has good style.
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me.