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Title: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: ziggy on February 16, 2021, 04:03:07 AM
I’m too dumb/lazy to post his IG, but it’s there
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: RichardBarkley on February 16, 2021, 04:07:14 AM
I’m too dumb/lazy to post his IG, but it’s there

Who ?

What?
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on February 16, 2021, 04:50:10 AM
🙏🙏🙏

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLVnIawMoVh/?igshid=1f43rk34lnq8f
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: cky enthusiast on February 16, 2021, 05:40:49 AM
he should ride for hawaii’s greatest skate company, natural koncept
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: brucewillis on February 16, 2021, 05:54:07 AM
Truly a industry turning point
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: TheBoognish on February 16, 2021, 06:29:16 AM
Thanks for ruining my week, asshole.


How am I going to recover from this catastrophe ?
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: cherry on February 16, 2021, 06:46:01 AM
Shortys reboot with Keelan dadd which ensures I never buy a Steve olson re issue no matter how badly I want it.

Or

Manny santiagos new brand
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: TheBoognish on February 16, 2021, 06:51:24 AM
Shortys reboot with Keelan dadd which ensures I never buy a Steve olson re issue no matter how badly I want it.

Or

Manny santiagos new brand
You know your brand is terrible when Keelan Dadd is your top pro and the face of your company.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: lamfordie on February 16, 2021, 07:56:01 AM
I can see him on krooked
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: NE SEctor on February 16, 2021, 08:00:49 AM
I can see him on krooked

Cant*
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 16, 2021, 08:02:00 AM
thoughts & prayers
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Silky Johnson on February 16, 2021, 08:27:50 AM
if ya'll dont quit playing and pray for lil smegma... I swear ta god
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: stringsnthings on February 16, 2021, 08:30:38 AM
Shortys reboot with Keelan dadd which ensures I never buy a Steve olson re issue no matter how badly I want it.

Or

Manny santiagos new brand

If Shorty's wants to come back they could grab Nick Tucker, Schmatty, Cyril Jackson, Diego Najera and Manny but they won't.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: rawbacon on February 16, 2021, 09:02:37 AM
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Shortys reboot with Keelan dadd which ensures I never buy a Steve olson re issue no matter how badly I want it.

Or

Manny santiagos new brand
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If Shorty's wants to come back they could grab Nick Tucker, Schmatty, Cyril Jackson, Diego Najera and Manny but they won't.
i dont want any of those names muddying up shortys. cyril is ok as long as they dont give him red griptape, though
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: IanBZHD on February 16, 2021, 09:03:55 AM
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Shortys reboot with Keelan dadd which ensures I never buy a Steve olson re issue no matter how badly I want it.

Or

Manny santiagos new brand
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If Shorty's wants to come back they could grab Nick Tucker, Schmatty, Cyril Jackson, Diego Najera and Manny but they won't.
This is a terrible idea, I'm sorry.
4/5 of those skateboarders have faded into obscurity already, and there's a "where are they" thread on the 5th one.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: brucewillis on February 16, 2021, 09:05:07 AM
Dude... Keelan Dadd...
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: cherry on February 16, 2021, 09:59:14 AM
I could see nick and deigo being the new face of shortys with some new ams no one ever heard of. I would back this even tho neither of them are my cup of tea. Keelan dadd tho wtf u know Benny blanco has nothing to do with this
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: conqueso on February 16, 2021, 10:16:14 AM
been a follower
do what I'm told
lookin at life money
not there.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: lk130 on February 16, 2021, 11:11:39 AM
Ay bring in the dancin' Dc's
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Pine on February 16, 2021, 11:20:33 AM
probably going to Thank You. I heard Danny Hamaguchi was going there as well.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Nosferatu on February 16, 2021, 11:24:12 AM
praying for lil schmatty to pull through
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: pizza bitch on February 16, 2021, 11:25:13 AM
Praying AF for lil shmitty
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: straight on February 16, 2021, 11:28:36 AM
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I’m too dumb/lazy to post his IG, but it’s there
[close]

Who ?

What?

mods please ban this user
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: haydtang on February 16, 2021, 12:26:07 PM
🙏🙏🙏

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLVnIawMoVh/?igshid=1f43rk34lnq8f

Imagine being in your mid to late 20s, and being stoked on being called "Shmatty". Not just Matt, or matthew?
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: coldbrew on February 16, 2021, 12:34:14 PM
🙏🙏🙏

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLVnIawMoVh/?igshid=1f43rk34lnq8f

I'd quit just because of how bad the type kerning is on that damn graphic.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Allen. on February 16, 2021, 12:41:40 PM
Here for kerning talk
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: benboardbreaker on February 16, 2021, 12:44:27 PM
he should ride for hawaii’s greatest skate company, natural koncept

What this guy says. Let's make an online campaign for that. He must be filmed and edited in the NK way though for future clips.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Lou Strux on February 16, 2021, 12:49:51 PM
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🙏🙏🙏

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLVnIawMoVh/?igshid=1f43rk34lnq8f
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I'd quit just because of how bad the type kerning is on that damn graphic.
RIGHT?!? 100% agree.^^^
1st thing I noticed. Guessing they wanted to keep the "Warrior Head" graphic centered, like the plate.
Real shit work, boys.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Abec3000 on February 16, 2021, 02:00:26 PM
Adults can’t have nicknames now? Imagine that.

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🙏🙏🙏

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLVnIawMoVh/?igshid=1f43rk34lnq8f
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Imagine being in your mid to late 20s, and being stoked on being called "Shmatty". Not just Matt, or matthew?
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: brucewillis on February 16, 2021, 04:43:40 PM
probably going to Thank You. I heard Danny Hamaguchi was going there as well.
As much as i like Danny Hamaguchi, this move will kill his career. But good for Torey and Daewon i guess. Thank you sells well here in Brazil for some reason, but i won't be getting their product for my shop.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Pretty Serious on February 16, 2021, 05:04:12 PM
NOOOOOO NOT LIL SHMATTY!!!!
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on February 16, 2021, 05:06:08 PM
#pray4lilshmatty
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Mouth on February 16, 2021, 05:42:38 PM
Never even got to see him develop into Big Shmat. So sad.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Lou Strux on February 16, 2021, 05:56:27 PM
Godspeed you, Shmatthew.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: ProjectBluebeam on February 16, 2021, 06:09:11 PM
it has to be Shmatty, if I said pray for Matt that could be confusing
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: ThisFuckingDude on February 16, 2021, 06:28:45 PM
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probably going to Thank You. I heard Danny Hamaguchi was going there as well.
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As much as i like Danny Hamaguchi, this move will kill his career. But good for Torey and Daewon i guess. Thank you sells well here in Brazil for some reason, but i won't be getting their product for my shop.
How? I’m not a fan of either company. But most at least know Thank You exist. Only time I see anything about visual is threads on here
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 16, 2021, 06:52:05 PM
Godspeed you, Shmatthew.
godschpeed you, schmat empatty
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on February 16, 2021, 06:54:19 PM
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImmenseLankyFlea-max-1mb.gif)
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: DCLOVE on February 16, 2021, 06:54:35 PM
probably going to Thank You. I heard Danny Hamaguchi was going there as well.

Hahah thank you has money to finally get more people? At the end of the day who cares. I’m convinced half of these 4 person board companies are just money laundering fronts cause I know no one is buying any of this shit . At least in LA .

Maybe the Midwest is rife with shmatty and torey boards. At the end of the day a lot of these dudes just need to get a fucking job and skate for fun .

Except Cyril . Watching him try and be a rapper is hilarious and I will watch till the better end .
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: fredgallSOTY on February 16, 2021, 08:58:32 PM
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probably going to Thank You. I heard Danny Hamaguchi was going there as well.
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Hahah thank you has money to finally get more people? At the end of the day who cares. I’m convinced half of these 4 person board companies are just money laundering fronts cause I know no one is buying any of this shit . At least in LA .

Maybe the Midwest is rife with shmatty and torey boards. At the end of the day a lot of these dudes just need to get a fucking job and skate for fun .

Except Cyril . Watching him try and be a rapper is hilarious and I will watch till the better end .
nah. nobody skates this shit in the midwest lol. nobody skates it anywhere
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: chrisskates808 on February 16, 2021, 09:38:07 PM
probably going to Thank You. I heard Danny Hamaguchi was going there as well.

Saw Danny at my local park. Didn’t realize he left Visual for Thank you till I looked at this board. Hard to keep up whats going cause I don’t do social media.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: chrisskates808 on February 16, 2021, 09:39:19 PM
I think Primitive will be a good move but I could also understand if it was Thank You.
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Ass on February 16, 2021, 10:43:03 PM
could see him on Hockey
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: ziggy on February 17, 2021, 03:25:26 AM
would SLAP like him more if he was Shalomatty?
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on February 17, 2021, 11:42:33 AM
Im sure thank you does ok with the zoomin mall kids...they love cartoons that burn the lettuce
Title: Re: Shmatty of Visual
Post by: h00man on February 17, 2021, 01:08:18 PM
praying for littelsmatty

In all seriousness, Matt and Danny are too fucking good for Thank You.