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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: mareo on May 12, 2021, 02:23:18 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/COwXKP2nWhK/
Is that the logo?
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Whatever it is, it looks horrible.
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Lol
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Send Skateboards
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I'm pretty sure the nike and monster logos are part of the graphic and not actually stickers.. gross
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Fucken, sick mono Nigel
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cant believe u nerds posted this shit
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The Jordan hoody ties in nicely with the other thread about Nike dropping the SB and merging with normal Nike and top tier guys going to Jordan.
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Send Skateboards
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Caveman over the motorbike was top notch
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nyjah on black metal
https://youtu.be/up0y9c0pbTU
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If he just calls it "Chaos Skateboards" it's officially the most dogshit no concept brand of all time
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Let's GoOoOo skateboards
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If he just calls it "Chaos Skateboards" it's officially the most dogshit no concept brand of all time
He registered "Piles" as a brand, remember. I hope it's Piles.
Damn, looks like it'll be Disorder: https://uspto.report/company/Nyjah-Huston-Inc
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If he just calls it "Chaos Skateboards" it's officially the most dogshit no concept brand of all time
He registered "Piles" as a brand, remember. I hope it's Piles.
Damn, looks like it'll be Disorder: https://uspto.report/company/Nyjah-Huston-Inc
Disorder: The brand with less soul than April
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https://www.instagram.com/p/COwXKP2nWhK/
Is that the logo?
I wonder if he actually buys his thunder trucks because they don't want to put him on.
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I wish Nyjah would return to wearing baggy pants. One can only hope.
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I wish Nyjah would return to wearing baggy pants. One can only hope.
The compression shit is actually amazing for skating ngl
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If he just calls it "Chaos Skateboards" it's officially the most dogshit no concept brand of all time
He registered "Piles" as a brand, remember. I hope it's Piles.
I hope this is the graphic
(https://www.jyotinursinghome.com/images/piles-blog.jpg)
Hey, it’s a DISORDER.
Maybe the chaos symbol is actually a bleeding prolapsed anus.
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Asterisco skateboards.
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damn, not on silver trucks anymore?
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Jah gave him the glory
and now look
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How does he think his facial hair looks good. Shit is so nasty looking.
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What pants are those? I want some.
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Clicking this thread was a bad way to start my day.
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Lol who cares
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i wish he got on dance and sinner would finally make enough money to rent a room somewhere outside of nigels house
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Disorder skateboards and Traction wheels.
Can’t wait to see who’s on!
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I like all those ideas
D | I | S | O | R | D | E | R
Shalom send me a hoodie
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Meanwhile someone riding 1 of these. .
(https://bigwoodysskateshop.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/almost-grape.jpg)
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Lol who cares
Me, that created the thread. And you, that replied to it.
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What pants are those? I want some.
https://www.tacknrider.com/shop/mens-full-seat-dressage-breeches-pluto-horses/
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Meanwhile someone riding 1 of these. .
(https://bigwoodysskateshop.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/almost-grape.jpg)
If someone put a gun to my head and told me to choose between Nigel's new board or this board, I'd just tell him to shoot me still choose the almost board
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If he just calls it "Chaos Skateboards" it's officially the most dogshit no concept brand of all time
He registered "Piles" as a brand, remember. I hope it's Piles.
Damn, looks like it'll be Disorder: https://uspto.report/company/Nyjah-Huston-Inc
Thanks for the detective job bro! The name of the company seems a little tacky but it fits Nyjah perfectly I guess
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I like all those ideas
D | I | S | O | R | D | E | R
Shalom send me a hoodie
I like how lk130 took a name like “Disorder” and immediately put/organized it into tidy, little boxes.
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I kinda like "Piles" in a vacuum. Reminds me of "stacks", but has more of a drop-out vibe. Trapasso should've named his company that instead of LE. Harder to misspell, too
Nyjah would ruin it though obviously
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I like all those ideas
D | I | S | O | R | D | E | R
Shalom send me a hoodie
Maybe he is a cat
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/if-i-fits-i-sits-experiment-shows-felines-also-sit-illusory-boxes-180977681/
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I like all those ideas
D | I | S | O | R | D | E | R
Shalom send me a hoodie
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/if-i-fits-i-sits-experiment-shows-felines-also-sit-illusory-boxes-180977681/
I confess, I’ve had my suspicions.
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Instead of skate footage, do you need to submit a rape tape as a sponsor me video?
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crail lutzka coming through with the edge
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(https://external-preview.redd.it/WsHbvYwHCdazZ_WVD69hZuaJl4ZRNz9s3UfAw1zUmrs.png?auto=webp&s=5e6a10b41f5a6765a6bde359e236c07cf4169ac7)
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How can one of the most talented skaters ever have the absolute wort taste in every other aspect of his life.
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The logo looks like Kurt Vonnegut’s asshole drawing in Breakfast of Champions so I’ll have to get one as a wall hanger.
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How can one of the most talented skaters ever have the absolute wort taste in every other aspect of his life.
Ishod is the most talented skater of all time. Nyjah was forced to skate by his dad. He might like it and love it but if his dad never forced him to became a robot with the ability to make millions who knows if he’d still be doing it.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/G3DF6PXM/IMG-20210512-113543.jpg)
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How can one of the most talented skaters ever have the absolute wort taste in every other aspect of his life.
*citation needed
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How can one of the most talented skaters ever have the absolute wort taste in every other aspect of his life.
I didn't say Nyjah IS the most talented ever as that's subject to ones opinion. I said he's ONE of the most talented skaters ever which is undeniable whether you like his skating or not. I'm not really a fan but his parts/skating is gnarly. As far as his youth his Dad definitely helped create the Nyjah we see today but he's long since left that dynamic and continues to skate with insane ability so he must love it on some level.
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How can one of the most talented skaters ever have the absolute wort taste in every other aspect of his life.
Kinda weird to correlate talent to hypothetical situations.
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dreadful, but i wouldn't expect anything more from this soulless, tasteless, sack of excrement.
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(https://external-preview.redd.it/WsHbvYwHCdazZ_WVD69hZuaJl4ZRNz9s3UfAw1zUmrs.png?auto=webp&s=5e6a10b41f5a6765a6bde359e236c07cf4169ac7)
I burst out laughing. Thanks! Hope someone gnars you.
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he should just get on 10C41
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wouldnt it be hilarious if he kept breaking his decks in the olympics
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pine
loy
car wash cariuma lad
traes dad
forces everyone to use father and son by cat stevens in their part
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Can we really expect this guy who probably has light CTE to be able to think of anything creative?
Should name the brand Allegations that way when he puts out so much product if you Google "Nyjah Allegations" his rape doesn't come up as the first thing
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Anyone notice the same logo is displayed on the entrance to the driveway?
Maybe it’s a family crest.
I just don’t get why the sides of the logo got cropped out. That irked me the most, it needs a little negative space at the edges.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/G3DF6PXM/IMG-20210512-113543.jpg)
That’s a cute cat.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/G3DF6PXM/IMG-20210512-113543.jpg)
Aww, my kitty is a grey baby too! Hope that’s a breakaway collar too
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(https://i.postimg.cc/G3DF6PXM/IMG-20210512-113543.jpg)
Kinda wish I had a catnip stuffed fortune cookie to swat around, too.
Lucky cat, that; I'm envious.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/COwXKP2nWhK/
Is that the logo?
I wonder if he actually buys his thunder trucks because they don't want to put him on.
hard to tell but in the fifth pic it kinda looks like he's skating aces
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Lol who cares I don’t care
Me, that created the thread. And you, that replied to it.
Oh sorry I misled you. Fixed that
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You mean open collar? Yes
It's a lil kee
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(https://i.postimg.cc/G3DF6PXM/IMG-20210512-113543.jpg)
Lucky cat, that; I'm envious.
Bump.
Doing my part to turn this thread into a cat thread.
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Roofalin Skateboards
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Full Send baby
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I really, really, *really* hope that Disorder skateboards come with the Nike and Monster Energy logos as a part of the graphic.
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Disorder skateboards and Traction wheels.
Can’t wait to see who’s on!
Chase Webb
Johan Stuckey
Sinner
Yonnie Cruz
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Disorder skateboards and Traction wheels.
Can’t wait to see who’s on!
Johan Stuckey
Sinner
Yonnie Cruz
Grape skateboards > The g is silent.
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Google Scientology Cross
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Google Scientology Cross
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Scientology_symbol.svg)
‘Pon your recommend, I did just that. Not quite the same, though.
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stromboli skateboards
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that almost graphic is sick.
the 2nd picture kills me, oh god i cant take it anymore
the logo is fucking boring, shitty and low effort, does he even wanna sell boards
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Looks like the logo for a boutique ski lodge
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Lol who cares I don’t care
Me, that created the thread. And you, that replied to it.
Oh sorry I misled you. Fixed that
Yeah you don't post a couple of times about something you don't care about pal. But you do you.
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Thx
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I work at a Veterinary Hospital and today we gave a cat a 60cc enema. After 2 hours the cat still didnt flush it out and we had to send it home to see if it would do it there. I’m still wondering if that cat shot 60cc’s of poopy water all over it’s owners car on the way home.
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You what do you own the world?
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tacocat is a palindrome
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The logo is the same as on his driveway, I assume that’s the entrance to his house,
The graphic is the same and can be seen in multiple shots, photos 1 and 2 just above his shoulder, photos 4 and 5 in the background as well.
“Hollywood (Hills) Skateboards”
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If he just calls it "Chaos Skateboards" it's officially the most dogshit no concept brand of all time
He registered "Piles" as a brand, remember. I hope it's Piles.
Damn, looks like it'll be Disorder: https://uspto.report/company/Nyjah-Huston-Inc
Thanks for the detective job bro! The name of the company seems a little tacky but it fits Nyjah perfectly I guess
Thanks but someone else on here dug that up a couple months back.
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The logo is the same as on his driveway, I assume that’s the entrance to his house,
The graphic is the same and can be seen in multiple shots, photos 1 and 2 just above his shoulder, photos 4 and 5 in the background as well.
“Hollywood (Hills) Skateboards”
It looks fake in the 2nd photo. it's not centered in the square and everything else in the background is quite blurred except the cross.
Edit: this might of been done to not show the house number.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/COwXKP2nWhK/
Is that the logo?
I wonder if he actually buys his thunder trucks because they don't want to put him on.
Why isn't he on Thunder? Surprised Nyjah isn't a Thunder/Spitfire guy
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You what do you own the world?
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When tasteful shops are are asked if they would like to buy boards they can say "none in dis order thanks".
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Scientology_symbol.svg)
‘Pon your recommend, I did just that. Not quite the same, though.
No my friend, it is the same thing. Pick up a red pen and draw it, its the same thing.
(https://www.scientology.org/FURL/data/www.scientology.org/web/assets/wis/scientology-cross.png?language=en)
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(https://external-preview.redd.it/WsHbvYwHCdazZ_WVD69hZuaJl4ZRNz9s3UfAw1zUmrs.png?auto=webp&s=5e6a10b41f5a6765a6bde359e236c07cf4169ac7)
I burst out laughing. Thanks! Hope someone gnars you.
This company’s only going to last six seasons and a movie so you’re right on the money.
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He either needs his own trucks or Ace or Independent or Film trucks
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Disorder skateboards and Traction wheels.
Can’t wait to see who’s on!
Johan Stuckey
Sinner
Yonnie Cruz
I think the TM would be Brian Patch
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(https://external-preview.redd.it/WsHbvYwHCdazZ_WVD69hZuaJl4ZRNz9s3UfAw1zUmrs.png?auto=webp&s=5e6a10b41f5a6765a6bde359e236c07cf4169ac7)
I burst out laughing. Thanks! Hope someone gnars you.
This company’s only going to last six seasons and a movie so you’re right on the money.
the logos are basically ideantical
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He either needs his own trucks or Ace or Independent or Film trucks
I can see him on Tensor
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this shit is hilarious
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Shoulda called it ollie your dirtbike skateboards
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Shoulda called it ollie your dirtbike skateboards
Dirtbike is not a bad name imho, you could use classic Moto imagery or modern with like sponsor logos and shit. It’d be very nyjah, but also distinct from other brands.
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Shoulda called it ollie your dirtbike skateboards
Dirtbike is not a bad name imho, you could use classic Moto imagery or modern with like sponsor logos and shit. It’d be very nyjah, but also distinct from other brands.
.....Nah
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Shoulda called it ollie your dirtbike skateboards
Dirtbike is not a bad name imho, you could use classic Moto imagery or modern with like sponsor logos and shit. It’d be very nyjah, but also distinct from other brands.
Would do great in the 909. Each deck can come with tall black socks.
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dreadful, but i wouldn't expect anything more from this soulless, tasteless, sack of excrement.
That was Element Nyjah.
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Shoulda called it ollie your dirtbike skateboards
Dirtbike is not a bad name imho, you could use classic Moto imagery or modern with like sponsor logos and shit. It’d be very nyjah, but also distinct from other brands.
Would do great in the 909. Each deck can come with tall black socks.
Free Lake Elsinore sticker packs too
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Gang Rape skateboards. Jah bless.
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The logo reminds me of the logo of the warriors of chaos (Warhammer), with the possible name disorder I hope games workshop does a legal claim on this shit brand.
(https://www.pngitem.com/pimgs/m/13-136637_chaos-warhammer-chaos-png-transparent-png.png)
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Caveman over the motorbike was top notch
Do you remember that photo of Gonz ollie over Max riding his bike
It’s kinda like whoever took this photo of nyjah just hocked a massive loogie on that classic photo
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I work at a Veterinary Hospital and today we gave a cat a 60cc enema. After 2 hours the cat still didnt flush it out and we had to send it home to see if it would do it there. I’m still wondering if that cat shot 60cc’s of poopy water all over it’s owners car on the way home.
Fucking lol I heard about that band 10cc and 10cc being a standard load, so it’s kinda like the cat got x6 loads and a cats heaps smaller than a person
It must have bro, it has to go somewhere, right?
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great! another board company
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Gang Rape skateboards. Jah bless.
LA, money and the skate industry is his muse now
no no no
this man dont love Jah anymore
just look at him
https://youtu.be/nTIcUnFXQKA
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Curious if the logo was on his gate before or after he started this company?
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Curious if the logo was on his gate before or after he started this company?
I mentioned earlier that it looked photoshopped in photo 2 (it's in focus while everything else in that plain is blurred and also not centered in the block like the other photos). Seems it could be done to cover the street number?
edit: according to google that not his house?
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Curious if the logo was on his gate before or after he started this company?
I mentioned earlier that it looked photoshopped in photo 2 (it's in focus while everything else in that plain is blurred and also not centered in the block like the other photos). Seems it could be done to cover the street number?
edit: according to google that not his house?
It's definitely 'shopped.
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(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/482684900021895170/842749655699685416/image0.png)
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/482684900021895170/842749919558631434/image0.png)
First one is off-center to the upper left diagonal, like you said. Either it’s PS or the logo is sentient.
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HAHA
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it really just look like some kind of trashy tattoo a broad from jersey would get on her shoulder or ass
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I dunno about the Jordan thing I mean maybe if they changed the ball to a board and it’s just a silhouette of someone focusing, yeah actually that would go hard
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I have been waiting for the Nike/Monster collab
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I have been waiting for the Nike/Monster collab
Available exclusively at Spencer’s Gifts and Flight Club Miami
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The logo looks like Kurt Vonnegut’s asshole drawing in Breakfast of Champions so I’ll have to get one as a wall hanger.
Ah I see you have good taste ;)
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The logo reminds me of the butt flag from the TV show Community
(https://i.imgur.com/DciGv.jpeg)
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That moment when you were going for a Nordic rune and only got a butthole
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(https://i.ibb.co/QYFkShR/trash.gif) (https://ibb.co/BTVGWvx)
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The logo reminds me of the butt flag from the TV show Community
(https://i.imgur.com/DciGv.jpeg)
Red Eye Skateboards
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Caveman over the motorbike was top notch
Do you remember that photo of Gonz ollie over Max riding his bike
It’s kinda like whoever took this photo of nyjah just hocked a massive loogie on that classic photo
nah this is less impressive and less interesting in almost every way, its not even in the same realm. Nyjah one-downing a 20+ year old ABD doesn't take anything from the original imo.
while we're here lets enjoy the OG-
(https://firstnameralph.files.wordpress.com/2020/07/gonz15year-morford-motorbike.jpg?w=1200)
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fuck Dirtbike skateboards sounds pretty sick.
free max b
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Move over darkstar!
(https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/8kBS1q7JatW97UqZ-665x340.jpg)
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It is also the shitty metal band Chimera's logo. They have a very monster energy down with the sickness kryptonite following as well
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(https://i.ibb.co/6F4VXWr/Screen-Shot-2021-06-05-at-3-18-53-PM-1003.jpg) (https://ibb.co/6F4VXWr)
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or maybe?
(https://i.ibb.co/9hBw68w/nyjah-fun.jpg) (https://ibb.co/9hBw68w)
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Saw this via Tony Hawks insta. Looks top secret, the words at the top are blacked out and it just says skateboards with that shitty logo.
(https://i.ibb.co/8MvsqjW/1-CFC3501-BB44-41-DB-9-F92-345263-A9-EFE7.png) (https://ibb.co/8MvsqjW)
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Saw this via Tony Hawks insta. Looks top secret, the words at the top are blacked out and it just says skateboards with that shitty logo.
(https://i.ibb.co/8MvsqjW/1-CFC3501-BB44-41-DB-9-F92-345263-A9-EFE7.png) (https://ibb.co/8MvsqjW)
thats actually the brand name
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SLEUTHED IT...
(https://i.ibb.co/Kcgs9fV/Untitled-4-copy.jpg) (https://ibb.co/Kcgs9fV)
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CQI9pxMFAJd/
Butt Naked Skateboards would be a cool name.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CQI9pxMFAJd/
Butt Naked Skateboards would be a cool name.
Quality chicks and quality toes
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I got big money for whoever can take me back to the early 2000s skateboarding
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So his board company isn't his butt cheek?
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Someone photoshop that board logo onto his butt cheeks where the mandalas are.
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Someone photoshop that board logo onto his butt cheeks where the mandalas are.
That would require staring at them cheeks for longer than one should…
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CQKMRtkly9Z/?utm_medium=copy_link
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CQSZLKZAqKt/?utm_medium=copy_link
TK on the team?
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CQXVs0kngoX/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CQSZLKZAqKt/?utm_medium=copy_link
TK on the team?
Damn, TK has gold hair. What stage Super Saiyan is he now? Second clip was nice.
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It looks like the company name is "Disorder Skateboards"
TK, operating in a moment of pure Shalomness, posted a photo (which soon got taken down) from inside the park that showed the full company name before they blacked the top letters out.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CQI9pxMFAJd/
Butt Naked Skateboards would be a cool name.
A symmetrical nose/tail board where the nose has the left cheek tat and the tail has the right cheek tat. The forbidden 14 would be an updated, yet tasteful, goatse.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CWKJOBYFMgE/?utm_medium=copy_link
Nyjah making Kevin Rodrigues style Hockey graphics now?
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wont lie i kinda fux w nigel these days
100% would rather kick it with him than kb or suchio
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wont lie i kinda fux w nigel these days
100% would rather kick it with him than kb or suchio
This some shit you should keep to yourself