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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Urtripping on July 06, 2021, 09:16:29 PM
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He can live without consent from sexual partners, however
http://youtu.be/m1VSf_CEUNw
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Not watching this, but those party drugs have been rough on Ol' Nigel.
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we can all agree he is pretty insufferable, but for some reason his “essentials” surprised me. all of his stuff is used for his skating and i’m glad he wasn’t like “the keys to my audi r8” or “windex to clean the windows of my million dollar glass house” or whatever. but he’s still a scumbag so fuck you brother :-*
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we can all agree he is pretty insufferable, but for some reason his “essentials” surprised me. all of his stuff is used for his skating and i’m glad he wasn’t like “the keys to my audi r8” or “windex to clean the windows of my million dollar glass house” or whatever. but he’s still a scumbag so fuck you brother :-*
I dunno he chose dental floss as 1 essential, dental floss??
I use dental floss, its a good product. But as an essential in your GQ list..? I just feel like that's really trying to push forward an image and in reality I'm sure he likes floss, but it's hardly essential, any store has it anywhere.
It just reminds of old Mathew McConaughey when he said he had toothbrush's in every room in his house, just so at any point in the day he could whip it out and brush up his pearly whites. Brushing like 15-20 times a day.
Like that's cool and all but apart from his dentist, who else gives a shit?
He wants us to think " wow like this mans so fresh and clean dental floss is his essential" Just seems really forced.
I guess it probably will impress some type of person, but that's the type of person I don't need to know
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That Mathew mcconaughey story sounds so suspect....what the fuck are you gonna do with a dry toothbrush...he better have a sink in every room otherwise....I'll accept it as nothing but a bold face lie.
Who is he trying to impress?
Nigel is an obvious sociopath....anyone who says they 'have to floss', clearly the best thing about them is they don't floss.....
Dental hygiene trigger.....
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Could live without him
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Molly x10
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So hot right now
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water
air
food
roofing
not even clicking on that
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He can live without consent from sexual partners, however
http://youtu.be/m1VSf_CEUNw
Dude, I literally was about to the say the same 🤣
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With that hairdo, how could anyone not consent?
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With that hairdo, how could anyone not consent?
He had to ditch the gas station monster snap back for GQ dawg.
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I saw a bunch of youtube comments asking where were the white girls lol
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wtf was that board tho
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@Urtripping thats literally the first thing I thought when I saw this.
(https://i.postimg.cc/26RydG7q/CDBDA080-323-D-4-AC1-BC0-E-4-CFA76-F61-F84.jpg)
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It just reminds of old Mathew McConaughey when he said he had toothbrush's in every room in his house, just so at any point in the day he could whip it out and brush up his pearly whites. Brushing like 15-20 times a day.
Like that's cool and all but apart from his dentist, who else gives a shit?
I can't even imagine a dentist recommending that. Brushing your teeth that often feels like it would be bad for your teeth and gums.
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Is Sinner / Personal homunculus on the list?
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Is Sinner / Personal homunculus on the list?
Dinner needs Nigel more than Nigel needs Dinner
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So I was going to jokingly post this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s29RKnB7l7o
However, after rereading the lyrics, this song sounds exactly like Nigel's childhood. Just change "British steel" to "skateboarding".
https://genius.com/Xtc-making-plans-for-nigel-lyrics
Spooky shit.
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It just reminds of old Mathew McConaughey when he said he had toothbrush's in every room in his house, just so at any point in the day he could whip it out and brush up his pearly whites. Brushing like 15-20 times a day.
Like that's cool and all but apart from his dentist, who else gives a shit?
I can't even imagine a dentist recommending that. Brushing your teeth that often feels like it would be bad for your teeth and gums.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/f61d77fb4d5027a88a3c6604c0f6b4cc/tumblr_n2nyaaHt6D1rlpdfuo1_r1_250.gif)
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Nigel in the Nike Dashiki looking dumb as hell
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Dude is looking haggard. Was cocaine on the list?
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I was hoping they’d show that big sphere he’s got and he gets in it and swings every which way it’s got all these axes you could see it in the video of his house
No idea what it’s for but I wanna get one
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SrMj6XlhLrM
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we can all agree he is pretty insufferable, but for some reason his “essentials” surprised me. all of his stuff is used for his skating and i’m glad he wasn’t like “the keys to my audi r8” or “windex to clean the windows of my million dollar glass house” or whatever. but he’s still a scumbag so fuck you brother :-*
I dunno he chose dental floss as 1 essential, dental floss??
I use dental floss, its a good product. But as an essential in your GQ list..? I just feel like that's really trying to push forward an image and in reality I'm sure he likes floss, but it's hardly essential, any store has it anywhere.
It just reminds of old Mathew McConaughey when he said he had toothbrush's in every room in his house, just so at any point in the day he could whip it out and brush up his pearly whites. Brushing like 15-20 times a day.
Like that's cool and all but apart from his dentist, who else gives a shit?
He wants us to think " wow like this mans so fresh and clean dental floss is his essential" Just seems really forced.
I guess it probably will impress some type of person, but that's the type of person I don't need to know
Idk man I think you’re overthinking it. I carry toothpicks with me almost everywhere because food in my teeth also drives me insane. I’m kicking myself for not thinking of floss before, way more convenient
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With that hairdo, how could anyone not consent?
Dude looking like a swaggerless crackhead bruno mars
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Someone make a topic called Ryan Dunn
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we can all agree he is pretty insufferable, but for some reason his “essentials” surprised me. all of his stuff is used for his skating and i’m glad he wasn’t like “the keys to my audi r8” or “windex to clean the windows of my million dollar glass house” or whatever. but he’s still a scumbag so fuck you brother :-*
I dunno he chose dental floss as 1 essential, dental floss??
I use dental floss, its a good product. But as an essential in your GQ list..? I just feel like that's really trying to push forward an image and in reality I'm sure he likes floss, but it's hardly essential, any store has it anywhere.
It just reminds of old Mathew McConaughey when he said he had toothbrush's in every room in his house, just so at any point in the day he could whip it out and brush up his pearly whites. Brushing like 15-20 times a day.
Like that's cool and all but apart from his dentist, who else gives a shit?
He wants us to think " wow like this mans so fresh and clean dental floss is his essential" Just seems really forced.
I guess it probably will impress some type of person, but that's the type of person I don't need to know
yeah that dude up there is an idiot/gross
i keep these near me always
(https://image.shutterstock.com/image-photo/floss-toothpick-isolated-on-white-260nw-208411795.jpg)
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Lol to me it looks like he's super stoned in the thumbnail. He also talked about stabbing blood blisters with a knife in a GQ interview, which is actually gnarly lmao. Those two things combined make for a really good troll... but it's more likely he's just an idiot
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1that monster check
2that Nike check
3that Doritos check
4instgram
5street league
6cbd(lol just like my mommas old doggies)
7his bros Simmer and David Loy aka the riddler and mrfreeze
8has anyone said cocaine yet?
9ricta wheels
10 love
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#1 thing nigel can’t live without: CTE.
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Teacups, lots of teacups.
Sometimes shortbread biscuits.
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Matching doily tats on both cheeks
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I couldn't even finish this video, eyes were rolling to the back of my head.
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Someone make a topic called Ryan Dunn
Consider it Dunn
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The CC on that video really says Nigel Huston in the beginning
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SrMj6XlhLrM
I think we can all agree having two knives is pretty terrific
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haha fools neck gets longer every time i see something of him
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Slap is so jealous of Nyjah it’s insane, look at all of you.
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Nyjah not good at interviews. I think the most comfortable he’s ever been was on nine club, other than that he’s never done one that hasn’t come off a little awkward.
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Slap is so jealous of Nyjah it’s insane, look at all of you.
Com on Sinner how much he"s paying you too suck his dick?
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Slap is so jealous of Nyjah it’s insane, look at all of you.
If there's no such thing as free dome, there's no such thing as this either