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Title: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: 214fhaghagb on August 31, 2021, 12:43:42 AM
Tell me what I need to know, slap.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: DaleSr on August 31, 2021, 07:31:58 AM
1: skate like Craig lutzka

2: dress like craig lutzka

3. Join the military

4: get kicked out of the military for smoking loud

5: become an art hoe

6: become a YouTube knife reviewer

7: buy a snake and take it to the Manhattan Beach pier
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Deputy Wendell on August 31, 2021, 07:56:39 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/rd859p84xbfPTHKxjl/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: cky enthusiast on August 31, 2021, 08:03:52 AM
pay for nothing at full price, free if at all possible and don’t eat meat. be a loyal friend and ready to listen to everyone before you decide how to feel about them. ride loose trucks.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Fhk on August 31, 2021, 08:07:54 AM
If you study Jagger Eatons mannerisms before his Olympic Skateboarding™️ runs, you too will be a champion of cool.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: CorneliusCardew on August 31, 2021, 08:08:26 AM
Quote from: 214fhaghagb on August 31, 2021, 12:43:42 AM
Tell me what I need to know, slap.

Do everything by yourself and have a solid base in solitude. Then when you enter the public realm you will be calm and confident.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: JB on August 31, 2021, 08:19:23 AM
like and subscribe
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Hinna on August 31, 2021, 08:27:30 AM
mullet. henna tattoo. musk. yelp yew for the culture
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: shredder sequel on August 31, 2021, 09:35:17 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTOIpKmFLOm/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link (https://www.instagram.com/p/CTOIpKmFLOm/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: somefucker on August 31, 2021, 09:48:27 AM
watch all the love letters.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Deputy Wendell on August 31, 2021, 09:57:18 AM
Quote from: shredder sequel on August 31, 2021, 09:35:17 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTOIpKmFLOm/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link (https://www.instagram.com/p/CTOIpKmFLOm/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)

boy, i can hardly calculate what i'm looking at here, and a quick perusal of some of the comments in response to this post only made it worse
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: ChuckRamone on August 31, 2021, 10:02:08 AM
DM pros on insta like a man
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: GardenSkater77 on August 31, 2021, 10:24:08 AM
Buy Full Cabs. Cut them to half cabs. Then tape the frayed edges with duct tape or stickers.

Also, buy size 42 pants and cut to a 27” inseam.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: TastyBurrito on August 31, 2021, 10:29:40 AM
Turn your AC on full blast and then stand next to the duct.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: bootscootboogy on August 31, 2021, 12:43:01 PM
It’s totally all in your head. All you need is to believe it bruh
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: ducky darnsworth on August 31, 2021, 12:47:20 PM
pay your taxes keep doing what your doing
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Loki700 on August 31, 2021, 01:44:52 PM
Be like Marc Johnson, and, if possible, kiss Marc Johnson a bit.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: mushroom slice on August 31, 2021, 01:55:51 PM
 FOCUS?
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: skateboardnorth on August 31, 2021, 06:38:09 PM
You ain't cool unless you pee your pants
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on September 01, 2021, 10:33:50 AM
Walk slowly, always remain calm.
Think deep about your words before saying them.
Never wear converse with the hearts on them.
Say no to Scientology

Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Joe Davola on September 01, 2021, 01:48:28 PM
Ignore me at the skatepark like everyone else.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: numagik on September 01, 2021, 03:07:39 PM
i always feel cool when i pick my board up from the nose behind me like backwards yknow? thats the #1 trick in my bag
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: vicious cycle on September 01, 2021, 03:46:06 PM
Learn how to grow a garden and teach it to your kids.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: matty_c on September 01, 2021, 04:35:31 PM
If peeing your pants is cool consider me miles davis
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on September 01, 2021, 04:41:56 PM
Don't fall prey to consumerism, and learn how to invest your money and grow your assets while minimizing your liabilities.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Lil Ricky on September 01, 2021, 04:52:32 PM
Read the Bible and get right with God.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: silhouette on September 01, 2021, 05:01:42 PM
Uncool is cool and vice versa, unless it's lame.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: boi-cuzudo on September 01, 2021, 05:20:24 PM
talk about matt reason to your friends
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Crusty Grundle on September 01, 2021, 05:28:50 PM
Quote from: DaleSr on August 31, 2021, 07:31:58 AM
7: buy a snake and take it to the Manhattan Beach pier

THIS
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Urtripping on September 01, 2021, 05:58:08 PM
"What's Fonzie like? C'MON YOLANDA, WHAT'S FONZIE LIKE?!"
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: 4LOM on September 01, 2021, 11:26:46 PM
be nice to your mom
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 01, 2021, 11:47:47 PM
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5ccb2c1fd7819e592e112bf1/1558559223819-LU557Z4HDIBTI5XAMC0X/Cool.jpg)
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Deputy Wendell on September 02, 2021, 08:11:29 AM
Quote from: 4LOM on September 01, 2021, 11:26:46 PM
be nice to your mom

it's funny how simple it really is

you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Keyser_Soze on September 02, 2021, 05:07:15 PM
Smoke a lot of weed, and make sure everyone knows it.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: rawr1922 on September 04, 2021, 01:37:04 AM
Just start talking shit about Cariuma then immediately catapulted to cool status
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Ankle_Lift on September 04, 2021, 09:09:34 AM
Quote from: 4LOM on September 01, 2021, 11:26:46 PM
be nice to your mom

Also, be nice to your friends moms. They will feed you if they like you.
Title: Re: Tips on how to be cool
Post by: Banned from the room on September 04, 2021, 07:03:05 PM
Mirror everything slightly and be yourself at the same time.