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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: norcalnobody on November 01, 2021, 12:06:02 AM
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Has anybody ever experienced the benefits of Nofap? I figure now is the time to give it a try.
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No nut never... you should too
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I already failed. Maybe next November, we’ll see.
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Nah I'll pass on preserving my vital essences. The spice must flow
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Hard pass. I’ve tried it and found no benefits really. Maybe I didn’t keep it going long enough or something, but I found my sex drive actually decreased and I felt more lethargic in general.
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Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine
Then I asked how often you should and he basically said as long as you can get fully hard, and shoot ok without it hurting it's fine. So results will vary person to person. And your jizz gets replaced every couple of days anyway so there's no real benefit to not cumming.
Unless youre doing tantric training youre probably going to see negative effects because it's all muscles that you aren't using.
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I made it for 3+ weeks before. Starting again. I'm already a couple of days in but let's go from today. My home boi is also in.
Also, due to a thing, my waifu can't fuck me, so I have no excuse to mess up. Let's go.
Will get back to you as soon as I fail.
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Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine
This made me laugh
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Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine
This made me laugh
I'm just glad that it's fine. Hopefully twice a day is better than fine.
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What are the supposed benefits of abstaining?
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we not on no NUT shit
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What are the supposed benefits of abstaining?
I think people think having a swollen bag will give them some magic testosterone boost. And maybe make them be able to get harder for longer/blast harder.
Can't speak on the testosterone boost but as far as the second part it's probably not really true. It's all like any other muscles you have to use them regularly to keep them functioning well but of course over use can strain them cause damage.
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This is some weird frat boy jock shit.
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This is some weird frat boy jock shit.
The vibe is very puritanical.
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This is some weird frat boy jock shit.
The vibe is very puritanical.
Just a fun thing to do because it's kind of hard.
I get no real benefits other than some (maybe) energy. All the gosspel about how it makes you a super human is kind of bull.
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What are the supposed benefits of abstaining?
Superhuman irritability
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It's also novel writing month. I'm not going to participate in either, which means I'm just gonna be jerking off and not writing a novel like usual.
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Sorry, I gotta get the poison out.
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I'm going to write my memoir in my cum
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I'm primarily an animal so as long as I'm not humping the furniture to do it, then I will be spurting year 'round.
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Dunno if it’s diet or what but sometimes my cum smells like ammonia, crazy
Not that I’m going around sniffing cum on the regs but yeah, sometimes I can full smell it in the air after
Bit of a yucky smell, really
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Dunno if it’s diet or what but sometimes my cum smells like ammonia, crazy
Not that I’m going around sniffing cum on the regs but yeah, sometimes I can full smell it in the air after
Bit of a yucky smell, really
Kind of same. Like swimming pool smell.
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I don't trust people who do not eject their fluids at least once a day
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A lot of coomers in here.
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Nah I'll pass on preserving my vital essences. The spice must flow
These fools are not properly harnessing their orgonic energy and will likely perish.
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Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine
This made me laugh
I'm just glad that it's fine. Hopefully twice a day is better than fine.
Actually it's supposed to lower chances of prostate cancer, so like the doc said, as long as you're not hurting yourself there's no issue.
As for testosterone levels, they actually lower with decreased sexual activity, so there's no way it would help with that.
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Yeah, I strictly adhere to John Kellogg's teachings. I apply acid to my clitoris monthly to cease the natural urge. Always get your medical advice from a man who invented the enema machine and shot 15 gallons of water through his colon every morning and swore he never consummated his marriage despite his wife birthing children.
Brb, going to watch a motivating video by Gavin McInnes talking about how he doesn't masturbate. Hopefully it ends with him prolapsing to own the libs.
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A lot of coomers in here.
Name fifteen cereals while you catch these hands haha
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This is the dumbest shit, I'm starting Dryjack the Skin Clean Off Your Dick December as a ballast for whatever people think this nonsense is supposed to be about.
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sharing your sexual proclivities is for base apes
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sharing your sexual proclivities is for base apes
Frontside airing your sexual proclivities is for BASED apes
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Busting nuts is pretty tight.
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sharing your sexual proclivities is for base apes
This isn't public, it's Slap. This place is a container for all the abhorrent things the posters here say so they might not be said in public and bother decent folk.
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Busting nuts is pretty tight.
Definitely! Blowing loads beats not blowing loads ten times out of ten.
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sharing your sexual proclivities is for base apes
This isn't public, it's Slap. This place is a container for all the abhorrent things the posters here say so they might not be said in public and bother decent folk.
This guy gets it
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Survived another night, some weird dreams but not as bad as they will get.
From my past experience, 2+ weeks is where even taking a piss is stepping into danger zone.
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Survived another night, some weird dreams but not as bad as they will get.
From my past experience, 2+ weeks is where even taking a piss is stepping into danger zone.
Gonna be watching this space for updates on bated breath.
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Survived another night, some weird dreams but not as bad as they will get.
From my past experience, 2+ weeks is where even taking a piss is stepping into danger zone.
Gonna be watching this space for updates on bated breath.
I remember when my libido woke up after a couple of weeks in
rehab... Your mind would race like crazy and even 2/10 crazy chicks would look like super models..
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Someone post some okboomer sigs in here
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Someone post some okboomer sigs in here
I'm sending pics of hot chick to my boy who's also in. Risky but fun.
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Longest i've gone is about a month and a half. My concentration and will to create was slightly more pronounced but it felt strange/achey when I would get hard. There were no other noteworthy benefits that I could percieve. A month is too long. Everyday is too much for me. Find your happy medium.
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The longest I ever held out was probably halfway through navy boot camp.
The idea of waking up to a wet dream sounded terribly embarrassing in a huge room full of other dudes to me.
I bought a nude playboy photo of Shannon Elizabeth for $5 from a dude that got it in the mail from his buddy.
It didn't take long to blast one while everyone in my berthing was out marching and I was just making a bathroom pit stop. What a relief.
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The longest I ever held out was probably halfway through navy boot camp.
The idea of waking up to a wet dream sounded terribly embarrassing in a huge room full of other dudes to me.
I bought a nude playboy photo of Shannon Elizabeth for $5 from a dude that got it in the mail from his buddy.
It didn't take long to blast one while everyone in my berthing was out marching and I was just making a bathroom pit stop. What a relief.
Props to you for being able to crank down during boot camp. When I was going through marine corps boot camp I wasn’t able to. As soon as we were in the rack I was asleep and the “stalls” in the head didn’t have any fucking doors. But I definitely had a few wet dreams. They run you into the ground and make you drink so much water that it’s not uncommon for a few dudes to piss the bed every night and a few dudes to piss their pants every day.
One time on my second deployment we were at the end of a three week op and I had a wet dream. Easily the biggest load of my entire life. Looked like someone dropped a jellyfish in my sleeping bag.
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Survived another night, some weird dreams but not as bad as they will get.
From my past experience, 2+ weeks is where even taking a piss is stepping into danger zone.
Do not shake your dick after pissing! That lil tug could cause an emergencum!
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Survived another night, some weird dreams but not as bad as they will get.
From my past experience, 2+ weeks is where even taking a piss is stepping into danger zone.
Do not shake your dick after pissing! That lil tug could cause an emergencum!
Nah, I'll just slam the bastard against a wall or co-worker or something.
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NUTS SAVES LIFES!
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Pretty good traps on the dude.
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One time on my second deployment we were at the end of a three week op and I had a wet dream. Easily the biggest load of my entire life. Looked like someone dropped a jellyfish in my sleeping bag.
Man, I’m almost 33 and had a wet dream last week, my first one since I was like 14. I went to bed completely baked, don’t remember dreaming or anything, but I woke up with my damn bedsheet glued to my stomach.
I think I need to get laid.
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One time on my second deployment we were at the end of a three week op and I had a wet dream. Easily the biggest load of my entire life. Looked like someone dropped a jellyfish in my sleeping bag.
Man, I’m almost 33 and had a wet dream last week, my first one since I was like 14. I went to bed completely baked, don’t remember dreaming or anything, but I woke up with my damn bedsheet glued to my stomach.
I think I need to get laid.
succubus
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Has anybody ever experienced the benefits of Nofap? I figure now is the time to give it a try.
Not gonna lie I might be one of the first people to fail this year. Forgot abt NNN and came at like 12:00 am Halloween night
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Has anybody ever experienced the benefits of Nofap? I figure now is the time to give it a try.
Not gonna lie I might be one of the first people to fail this year. Forgot abt NNN and came at like 12:00 am Halloween night
Don't worry, bro. I'll dedicate my first wank to you.
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Let's put a little twist to this (NNN-Hardcore Mode):
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My longest NN was a whole month as a heartbreak being the impetus for it: this smelly, hippy, dude-girl that I completely bought into kicked me to the curb, and it hurt so much that I didn't beat the monkey for weeks. I don't remember experiencing any bodily phenomenon, though. About 4-5 years later, when I was randomly thinking about it one day, it started bothering me that my longest streak came about due to getting my heart stomped on. So, I went on a no-mast mission again just to cleanse and reclaim that record for myself. Beat the streak by about one day until "Rita G" brought me to my knees and I gave. The only thing I remember was that my testes felt sore sometimes, and for me, arousal levels eventually kinda waned away when I got use to not having sexually stimulating thoughts.
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Has anybody ever experienced the benefits of Nofap? I figure now is the time to give it a try.
I find it fascinating that people do this in our time. It is an old catholic believe that coming is bad for you. It is a spiritual thing. Unless you have a full blown sex addiction there is no scientific reason not to jerk off occasionally.
What have been spiritual benefits you have experienced while not nutting?
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Has anybody ever experienced the benefits of Nofap? I figure now is the time to give it a try.
I find it fascinating that people do this in our time. It is an old catholic believe that coming is bad for you. It is a spiritual thing. Unless you have a full blown sex addiction there is no scientific reason not to jerk off occasionally.
What have been spiritual benefits you have experienced while not nutting?
My thetan level has increased by at least 10 per day I did not shoot my jelly
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These days, I take walks around the neighborhood inrm.. I try to remember to take a pad and pen, in case I think of any errands I need to run, or if I need to make grocery shopping list.
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https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2021/nov/04/give-yourself-a-hand-queensland-health-encourages-masturbation-in-cheeky-social-media-post
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I'm too horny to do a whole month but a huge lifestyle change I've made is to not jerk it in the morning.
I used to just wake up and do it, like every day.
If you wait till nighttime or the evening I truly believe you are mentally sharper throughout the day. At least for me.
Also, my life is boring and I'm semi-depressed, so having that thing to look forward to at the end of the day is always fun.
I also just like edging myself for days on end rather than cum. I feel like that energy is honestly incredible.
sometimes I cum like 3 times in a day, but for the most part, I stick to this regiment.
It's like your an animal after 4-5 days of edging. Call me crazy but I feel it and I know there's probably some evolutionary biological explanation for that energy.
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I'm too horny to do a whole month but a huge lifestyle change I've made is to not jerk it in the morning.
I used to just wake up and do it, like every day.
If you wait till nighttime or the evening I truly believe you are mentally sharper throughout the day. At least for me.
Also, my life is boring and I'm semi-depressed, so having that thing to look forward to at the end of the day is always fun.
I also just like edging myself for days on end rather than cum. I feel like that energy is honestly incredible.
sometimes I cum like 3 times in a day, but for the most part, I stick to this regiment.
It's like your an animal after 4-5 days of edging. Call me crazy but I feel it and I know there's probably some evolutionary biological explanation for that energy.
Why the fuck are you describing my life?
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I'm too horny to do a whole month but a huge lifestyle change I've made is to not jerk it in the morning.
I used to just wake up and do it, like every day.
If you wait till nighttime or the evening I truly believe you are mentally sharper throughout the day. At least for me.
Also, my life is boring and I'm semi-depressed, so having that thing to look forward to at the end of the day is always fun.
I also just like edging myself for days on end rather than cum. I feel like that energy is honestly incredible.
sometimes I cum like 3 times in a day, but for the most part, I stick to this regiment.
It's like your an animal after 4-5 days of edging. Call me crazy but I feel it and I know there's probably some evolutionary biological explanation for that energy.
Why the fuck are you describing my life?
You've discovered the secret as well. It's forreal a game changer
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Today went ok. Not much to report. Have not defiled myself yet. But my home boi is getting into ass play. Both still in.
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
Sweet!
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
When I was on the Germantown I drew the curtains on my rack and proceeded to mercilessly beat my dick. Our platoon corpsman was on the rack above me and was climbing out of bed and slipped and yanked my curtains trying to save himself from busting his ass. He ripped the curtains of my rack. Everyone in the five racks of our corner of the berthing witnessed me abusing myself to a documentary starring sara jay and Gianna Michaels.
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
When I was on the Germantown I drew the curtains on my rack and proceeded to mercilessly beat my dick. Our platoon corpsman was on the rack above me and was climbing out of bed and slipped and yanked my curtains trying to save himself from busting his ass. He ripped the curtains of my rack. Everyone in the five racks of our corner of the berthing witnessed me abusing myself to a documentary starring sara jay and Gianna Michaels.
Stellar!
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
When I was on the Germantown I drew the curtains on my rack and proceeded to mercilessly beat my dick. Our platoon corpsman was on the rack above me and was climbing out of bed and slipped and yanked my curtains trying to save himself from busting his ass. He ripped the curtains of my rack. Everyone in the five racks of our corner of the berthing witnessed me abusing myself to a documentary starring sara jay and Gianna Michaels.
Stellar!
I think I've seen that one. Solid.
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
When I was on the Germantown I drew the curtains on my rack and proceeded to mercilessly beat my dick. Our platoon corpsman was on the rack above me and was climbing out of bed and slipped and yanked my curtains trying to save himself from busting his ass. He ripped the curtains of my rack. Everyone in the five racks of our corner of the berthing witnessed me abusing myself to a documentary starring sara jay and Gianna Michaels.
I love the irony of a No-Nut Novemeber thread turning into stories of military guys wanking it. 8)
Both include cooming and assplay, so it's all good.
Anyway, me and home boi are a week in. It's alright so far.
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Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine
Then I asked how often you should and he basically said as long as you can get fully hard, and shoot ok without it hurting it's fine. So results will vary person to person. And your jizz gets replaced every couple of days anyway so there's no real benefit to not cumming.
Unless youre doing tantric training youre probably going to see negative effects because it's all muscles that you aren't using.
I mean, I doubt any benefit is related to the age of the jizz or using those muscles, probably moreso related to mental and emotional aspects. Mostly all because guys participating in shit like this are probably looking at porn almost every time they jerk, and porn has some seriously detrimental effects on the average guy.
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Had to see a urologist at start of the year (not about this, randomly peed blood, it was nothing) but he asked how often I cum. I was like dunno pretty much every day I guess. He was like yeah cool that's fine
Then I asked how often you should and he basically said as long as you can get fully hard, and shoot ok without it hurting it's fine. So results will vary person to person. And your jizz gets replaced every couple of days anyway so there's no real benefit to not cumming.
Unless youre doing tantric training youre probably going to see negative effects because it's all muscles that you aren't using.
I mean, I doubt any benefit is related to the age of the jizz or using those muscles, probably moreso related to mental and emotional aspects. Mostly all because guys participating in shit like this are probably looking at porn almost every time they jerk, and porn has some seriously detrimental effects on the average guy.
Yeah, coomers are pretty heavy into porn. Even I feel like I need very specific smut to get my rocks off. Think Randy in South Park.
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the only nuts ill bust is on my trucks
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Masturbation fucking sucks. It just makes you more depressed and question why anything is. I just had a session and now I wanna die. I don't think this beer I'm drinking is helping either.
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Masturbation fucking sucks. It just makes you more depressed and question why anything is. I just had a session and now I wanna die. I don't think this beer I'm drinking is helping either.
Dude, have you tried one of those exercise guns on your junk? It's next level toe-curling stuff. I am not really sure if I need a woman/partner in my life because of that damn thing. No joke.
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Masturbation fucking sucks. It just makes you more depressed and question why anything is. I just had a session and now I wanna die. I don't think this beer I'm drinking is helping either.
Masturbation is not the problem here, it’s what you’re trying to escape from that’s the issue.
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So I'm about two weeks in and it's getting pretty tough...
The gym was pretty intense, luckily for me it was heavy squats+deadlifts day.
Also, Just a thought of sex almost made me coom.
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That stuff's good if you lack self esteem or self control, might even help with loneliness since you're not thinking about chicks (or dudes, who knows) all the time.
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Still in.
Super weird how the subway, gym and all restaurants are full of super models...
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I don't have any emotional reaction to jerking it. For me, it's just doing regular maintenance. I'm just blowing out the smokestack so there isn't a dangerous buildup of soot.
Don't get me wrong. I do enjoy a good one.
The only conundrum might be the following.
Has anyone ever felt guilty for jerking it to porn stars that have committed suicide or do you rub one out as a tribute since they made that porn for you to jerk it to?
i.e. https://en.everybodywiki.com/Alyssa_Funke
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Still in.
Super weird how the subway, gym and all restaurants are full of super models...
Hahaha, good for you dude, I couldnt partake if i tried. One time i didnt have sex or jerk it for like a week and by week 2 i jizzed in my sleep, felt like freddy krueger was jerking me off, i wasnt safe in my dreams
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Thanks, Doc.
The fucking gym was insane yesterday. Thongs, ass and titties within a couple of feet, at all times. I'm almost repulsed by the idea of cooming, yet it's on my mind often.
Oh, yeah, the head of my dick hurts so I thought there was some damaged skin, or something. Upon further inspection, there was nothing wrong there.
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Has anyone ever felt guilty for jerking it to porn stars that have committed suicide or do you rub one out as a tribute since they made that porn for you to jerk it to?
I have a soft spot for Tessa West that I don’t feel guilty about. Wish she did more scenes.
Edit - she accidentally overdosed I believe. A real shame. RIP
Thanks, Doc.
The fucking gym was insane yesterday. Thongs, ass and titties within a couple of feet, at all times. I'm almost repulsed by the idea of cooming, yet it's on my mind often.
Oh, yeah, the head of my dick hurts so I thought there was some damaged skin, or something. Upon further inspection, there was nothing wrong there.
You’re something else dude. I don’t get why you’re doing this to yourself haha
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Still in, my dudes. Dick hurts real bad. About halt the time left...
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Still in, my dudes. Dick hurts real bad. About halt the time left...
It's your body you can do whatever the heck you want but I don't see how it can be healthy in anyway to live with a "dick that hurts real bad."
Maybe no nut November should be changed to no wank first week of the month, no spoof days with an s, no tug days with a t or something more sustainable.
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Still in, my dudes. Dick hurts real bad. About halt the time left...
It's your body you can do whatever the heck you want but I don't see how it can be healthy in anyway to live with a "dick that hurts real bad."
Maybe no nut November should be changed to no wank first week of the month, no spoof days with an s, no tug days with a t or something more sustainable.
Oh, the whole thing is not even that serious for me, just some online stupid stuff. I doubt that not wanking for a while will do any damage. Also, I've done 20 something days in the past. And... I still prefer this to the weird, empty feeling of post wanking.
Anyway, all I think about is wet, waxed cunts in my mouth and my stomach fills with butterflies. Shit is kind of hot. If, you fellows, could be inside my filthy fantasies, you'd splash hot spunk all over yourselves..
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Rip dakota skye
This business is pretty dark and it eats a lot of young women up. Big respect to anyone who survives it.
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Yeah, RIP. She had a unique face.
There used to be a website "deadpornstars" that kept track of deaths. Most were OD/STD's.
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Rip dakota skye
This business is pretty dark and it eats a lot of young women up. Big respect to anyone who survives it.
I missed the news on her death. Read the details of her death and it's just terrible. RIP.
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Dakota's last day super sad, just read about it too. Got me thinking about something haven't thought about in awhile.. RIP August Ames
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On a positive note, I absolutely love Eva Lovia
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Still in. Dick feels weird. Getting a weird tickeking sensation in stomach and croch whenever I think about the cooming stuff.
The gym is absolutly packed with the craziest shit...
I'm gonna lose my damn mind..
Edit: It was real difficult to fall asleep, felt like I'd coom.
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You guys know that cumming in your sleep doesn't count, right?
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You guys know that cumming in your sleep doesn't count, right?
Ha!
Almost asked waifu to blow me. Still in.
Edit: Rocking a wet, hot boner at work...
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You guys know that cumming in your sleep doesn't count, right?
Ha!
Almost asked waifu to blow me. Still in.
Edit: Rocking a wet, hot boner at work...
Your updates are reliable for a hearty laugh. Thank you for keeping me laughing at the hilarity of roaming full mast like virgin teen in the middle of puberty.
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At your service, my dude.
On my way to that gym again... Grinding my teeth already... Like a light exstasy peaks. The horrors I'm about to face....
The train is full of ass trying to seduce me, eye-fucking me hard...
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So yeah, been mostly angry at work so nothing to report.
Oh, one thing: most chicks receive automatic +2 level up.
Oh, yeah: I'm glad I don't do martial arts/wrestling... They'd kill me for cooming all over some dude while grapling..
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So about three weeks in. My home boi is at some bi-polar, crazy chicks now. I told him to think of me when he cooms.
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So my home boi emptied three weeks worth of spunk on the bipolar chicks face. Five chunky yogurt streams. It hurt.
I got a semi-chubby just by reading his text.
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Did he warn her in advance or was that the selling point for a girl into copious facials?
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Did he warn her in advance or was that the selling point for a girl into copious facials?
He says he gave ger a hint.. you never know what the crazy fucker is up to. Oh, and he jacked off multiple times as soon as he got home...
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https://youtu.be/Xo5RiWWj2lQ
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Bro..I'm so damn horny at work, I'm getting bufferflies in my stomach when I think of coom. That or KFC I ate yesterday.
Edit: Just realised how many days are left and it gave a mild anxiety attack...
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So weird going home and not even coom in the shower... Like, why leave woke at all?
My dick is depressed. Does nothing. Mind stopped thinking about sex.
I have no sex drive and I must coom.
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So I like watching stupid low tier Russian fitness Youtube where ugly men threaten each other and of course this shows up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htkmIvQ3CA0
Oh, well:
Here's Russians beefin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0pJaVzJTeA
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So yeah, about a week left...
Had a dream with Emma Watson. I could not understand why she'd hang out with me, because I'm broke and a loser .
Losing my damn mind over here...
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Speaking of ass play, when I was on my ship in the navy, they found this guy had been hiding a dildo in his rack. He'd been using it while surrounded by his coworkers in the berthing. Gnarly and hilarious because he didn't work in my department.
When I was on the Germantown I drew the curtains on my rack and proceeded to mercilessly beat my dick. Our platoon corpsman was on the rack above me and was climbing out of bed and slipped and yanked my curtains trying to save himself from busting his ass. He ripped the curtains of my rack. Everyone in the five racks of our corner of the berthing witnessed me abusing myself to a documentary starring sara jay and Gianna Michaels.
DAMN! I miss Gianna…
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Did you open the lament configuration?
(https://i.postimg.cc/zv7vR559/2-E348-E2-C-E5-CC-4-DD4-A0-D8-06788-EE33139.jpg)
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Did you open the lament configuration?
(https://i.postimg.cc/zv7vR559/2-E348-E2-C-E5-CC-4-DD4-A0-D8-06788-EE33139.jpg)
Damn... Get a strap-on and spit in my mouth...
Also, I'll consider name change when I'm done.. can not be trusted right now.
The gym yesterday, my dudes.... So many thongs, titties and asses. Some new ones too. You should have been there, dude...
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Blyaaat.... saw something at the office... feels like I'm drippin coom a bit...
Still in, though...
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https://youtu.be/gBJ2CVX38To
@iKobrakai be like
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https://youtu.be/gBJ2CVX38To
@iKobrakai be like
It reminds me of dieters who fast and then binge once a goal has been reached…dude is going for dead dick December
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https://youtu.be/gBJ2CVX38To
@iKobrakai be like
It reminds me of dieters who fast and then binge once a goal has been reached…dude is going for dead dick December
Pfffff.... That clip is just week two, my dudes... Now I'm trippin, or some shit. Maybe even sitting somewhere in a nice jacket, in a nice padded room, thinking I'm doing epic shit and posting on a forum.
Oh, and I watched som pr0n yesterday.
Normal stuff was totally whatever, "Yeah, yeah, some normie shit"... Then....This half-ugly, semi-chubby, Russian chick put on a strap-on and went hard on her cuck husband... Dude... my dick fucking stiffed the fuck up... Almost like I coomed without even touching the bastard...
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I'm so excited for you to cum soon!
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I'm so excited for you to cum soon!
Thanks, bro!
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I'm so excited for you to cum soon!
Thanks, bro!
I'm thankful today that you have brought me such great LOLs with your endurance/torture.
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keep us updated, g. good luck for the final meters.
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Thanks, my dudes... For once, I wish the weekend will fly by...
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Saturday... Woke up at 6AM...Rolled around in bed. When eyes closed, all I see is asses covered in thongs, the taste of vagina in my mouth, tight anuses begging for stimulus.. can almost taste them.. Tight stomach, wrapped in gray, tight, short dress... Maybe stockings.. All chicks are hot. Chicks at the food court are exposing large amounts of breasts, probably a C cup or larger... Thongs around cheeks.. Ugly chicks are hot..
Had to get up at 7:30. Only some tiny drips of pre-coom...
This is getting out of hand, but I'm still in..
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You are almost there dude. Don’t blow it.
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This has been a rollercoast ride to follow, so close to end my dude.
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Thanks for all the support. This night went well. Fell asleep like a piglet, had a dream where I fought some smug fucker. Sweet potatos were involved for som reason.
Will get back soon.
Edit: checked my mail and yeah, Selma Hayak shows up in news feed:
https://pulse.mail.ru/article/salma-hajek-v-kupalnike-prodemonstrirovala-roskoshnye-formy-3882597106694645269-4403583850917902572/?utm_content=mobile_widget_main_mail_ru&utm_campaign=main_mob&utm_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fpulse.mail.ru&utm_source=pulse_mail_ru
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Not much to report, other than NNN has penetrated my dreams. So I was with my bitch and could only put the tip of my dick in her mouth for a couple of seconds, because I was doing NNN.
So yeah... I'm sure the gym will be full of moist, vaxxed pussies, but we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
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If you think I'll get up in the middle of night just to humiliate my cock, you're 100% right.
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Less than one day left for you, because you're in Europe I believe.
What's the first thing you're going to do when December 1st rolls around?
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Less than one day left for you, because you're in Europe I believe.
What's the first thing you're going to do when December 1st rolls around?
Jack it to some Euro thrash pr0n.
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Its gonna be a satisfying few seconds....you'll probably have to go a couple of times that day just to really treat yourself
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Its gonna be a satisfying few seconds....you'll probably have to go a couple of times that day just to really treat yourself
Yeah, I got this strange thing where I wanna coom a bucket.. Like when Randy shat out that giant thing.
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I might have mistimed or something so no buckets of coom...
It was a masterpiece called "Will you Teach Me? Step Daughter Dakotah Skye Learns to Lick Pussy with Stepmom".
I kind of regret not going with my gut on video before it, but it felt too soon...
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(https://i.postimg.cc/nzF1P5pC/430-D0267-F049-4-F80-9948-A528-EB64-CC78.gif)
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Anticlimactic ending to this thread, I have to say... c'mon @iKobrakai the people were rooting for you... :-\
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I might have mistimed or something so no buckets of coom...
It was a masterpiece called "Will you Teach Me? Step Daughter Dakotah Skye Learns to Lick Pussy with Stepmom".
I kind of regret not going with my gut on video before it, but it felt too soon...
That's a hell of a title. I was curious if people actually watch that weird shit. Not passing judgment on you, I just didn't think it would appeal to anyone. More importantly did you fall a day short or is it December 1st where you live?
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Now you can read about what a sad life Dakota lead prior to her overdose on fentanyl.
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/porn-star-dakota-skye-death-1187763/amp/
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I might have mistimed or something so no buckets of coom...
It was a masterpiece called "Will you Teach Me? Step Daughter Dakotah Skye Learns to Lick Pussy with Stepmom".
I kind of regret not going with my gut on video before it, but it felt too soon...
That's a hell of a title. I was curious if people actually watch that weird shit. Not passing judgment on you, I just didn't think it would appeal to anyone. More importantly did you fall a day short or is it December 1st where you live?
No, just after Midnight Decembre 1.
Dude, that smut is among the most normal shit I watch.
Also, I knew about Dakota.
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I BET 20$ U NUTTED LIKE 3 TIMES THAT MONTH dont believe u
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I BET 20$ U NUTTED LIKE 3 TIMES THAT MONTH dont believe u
That's only fair. You can come and check my cock with your mouth.
But back on the topic; I'll try to jack it again, maybe will do better this time. Imagine breaking the dick by no using the bastard.
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I BET 20$ I NUTTED 3 TIMES
RIGHT ON BROTHER
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December 1st
(https://i.ibb.co/3SGrR3C/mLEMoZ.gif) (https://ibb.co/DwsVrJR)
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congrats my dude. how - if so - did your perception of the environment esp. in public transport and the gym regarding overly prevalent glutea maxima in thongs change?
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congrats my dude. how - if so - did your perception of the environment esp. in public transport and the gym regarding overly prevalent glutea maxima in thongs change?
Many thanks.
They're still there but do not trigger the same primitive response. It's weird.. I kind of miss it but would not do it again, and definitly not recommend it to anybody.
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congrats my dude. how - if so - did your perception of the environment esp. in public transport and the gym regarding overly prevalent glutea maxima in thongs change?
Many thanks.
They're still there but do not trigger the same primitive response. It's weird.. I kind of miss it but would not do it again, and definitly not recommend it to anybody.
was it the hardest thing youve ever done?
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congrats my dude. how - if so - did your perception of the environment esp. in public transport and the gym regarding overly prevalent glutea maxima in thongs change?
Many thanks.
They're still there but do not trigger the same primitive response. It's weird.. I kind of miss it but would not do it again, and definitly not recommend it to anybody.
was it the hardest thing youve ever done?
My dick was for sure, my dude.
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Was there anything remarkable about the volume?
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Was there anything remarkable about the volume?
Cock, balls or coom? Cock was a bit chubby, balls heavy, but load not as big as I wanted to after a month. Was kind of hoping to blast hard....