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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: somefucker on December 07, 2021, 06:26:05 AM
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There are many contenders - pros, ams, shop owners, randoms, even SLAPs very own.
I'm nominating this Jah clone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ksGOnSJPQ&ab_channel=kevintiger23
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There are many contenders - pros, ams, shop owners, randoms, even SLAPs very own.
I'm nominating this Jah clone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ksGOnSJPQ&ab_channel=kevintiger23
this guys just doin his thing
KOTY goes to nikel. ya kickflip back 50 wasnt a make g
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this guys just doin his thing
KOTY goes to nikel. ya kickflip back 50 wasnt a make g
its the hands for me, aside from the 'please god' lock in.
this dude's kit tho really made me watch multiple times.
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That poster guy. Harmony and Sumner really came out swinging for a big finish.
I'll throw in jenkem for an also ran/shout out. I'm too dum to put my thoughts into words but something about the Sumner interview wasn't quite right. Sumner deserves it but it also seemed real ratty
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That poster guy. Harmony and Sumner really came out swinging for a big finish.
I'll throw in jenkem for an also ran/shout out. I'm too dum to put my thoughts into words but something about the Sumner interview wasn't quite right. Sumner deserves it but it also seemed real ratty
yeah, it's called Jenkem's angles on these questions sucked, and Sumner is a broken record. def a top contender, both interviewer and Sumner.
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KOTY cant go to this 5 year old youtube clip. gotta be berra
edit: also that dogpiss air guy's fully rocking his aesthetic. just look at him holy fuck he's glorious
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berra or paul fart
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ksGOnSJPQ&ab_channel=kevintiger23
I liked this clip. I roll with this clip. This clip sort of ruled. I cant help but back everything about this clip.
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100% jagger sign dude at tampa
gets called out by berra in person and acts like a giant pussy
then comes on here to explain himself only to bump himself up a few tiers on the kook totem pole
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I officially nominate Burberry Erry
https://youtu.be/SMznsZUGHF8 (https://youtu.be/SMznsZUGHF8)
https://youtu.be/LKNruN15b-I (https://youtu.be/LKNruN15b-I)
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Made a poll for the week. I'm missing people but it's a start.
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100% jagger sign dude at tampa
gets called out by berra in person and acts like a giant pussy
then comes on here to explain himself only to bump himself up a few tiers on the kook totem pole
lol fuck didn't see that follow up but would've been funnier if he never came on here at all.
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I officially nominate Burberry Erry
https://youtu.be/SMznsZUGHF8 (https://youtu.be/SMznsZUGHF8)
https://youtu.be/LKNruN15b-I (https://youtu.be/LKNruN15b-I)
lmfao clown ass bich
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I think a true K.O.T.Y. is someone that comes out of nowhere to kook it. This is Paul Fart.
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I think a true K.O.T.Y. is someone that comes out of nowhere to kook it. This is Paul Fart.
yeah but Berra has been super prolific and has really taken kookness to new levels. like Jeron said if Berra doesn't win it this year then it must be rigged
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Paul fart too. That's a deep dark hole we all went down
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People like Burberry and Berra make Suciu-esc pushes and panders to be KOTY.
Real KOTY's live that shit, day in, day out.
So I gotta vote Paul.
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Davonte Jolly
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Everyone on the list is just one consciousness in different entities so it’s hard to choose
Confused self proclaimed do gooders who end up causing more harm to any situation
Gotta go with Steve Berra tho. I want to blame him as the main force behind cariuma which is going to have a longer lasting effect in skating (unfortunately) than Brian sumner or Paul hart. If Tampa was covered in anti gay Jesus propaganda and sumner was paying Facebook for ads he would take the cake easy
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burberry erry on homophobia. he said "my kickflip looked like i kicked a cock" and a bunch of other cock-sucking references. one can only assume he is asserting his dominance of spikey cock onto others.
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you want Berra to win only because he is a old pro
how about Burberry and Paul hart? they had much more kook output this year
it all started with sinner in 2019 when he said kook shit after kook shit by the end of the year
I think since than everyone tries to have a late run for KOTY
you decide but to me its Paul hart
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I officially nominate Burberry Erry
https://youtu.be/SMznsZUGHF8 (https://youtu.be/SMznsZUGHF8)
https://youtu.be/LKNruN15b-I (https://youtu.be/LKNruN15b-I)
this live lead me to this golden gem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ytnXbY37Y
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what did paul hart do this time?
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what did paul hart do this time?
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=118116.msg3625898#msg3625898
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Weck gotta be in the running, no?
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so we're not kooking the guy that sparked a core shop to shut down?
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Weck gotta be in the running, no?
he's a lifer.
edit: to clairfy, dude had a period between his 15 min of fame and 9 club appearance where he did IG livestreams setting up a bench in Walmart and doing sets w free weights. dude embraces the kook life and therefore is disqualified for KOTY
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100% jagger sign dude at tampa
gets called out by berra in person and acts like a giant pussy
then comes on here to explain himself only to bump himself up a few tiers on the kook totem pole
lol fuck didn't see that follow up but would've been funnier if he never came on here at all.
Nahhh that was delicious kookery, i loved his epic meltdown in the thread
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There are many contenders - pros, ams, shop owners, randoms, even SLAPs very own.
I'm nominating this Jah clone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ksGOnSJPQ&ab_channel=kevintiger23
I bet this guy gets mad pussy just by pretending to be him.
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This is almost too difficult to decide on but “Cariuma skateboard legend Mike V” made me laugh out loud
Gotta be Paul Fart and Burrito Joe for getting white girl wasted at the WuTang show and trying to call out Dill and AVE ofor “claiming streets” and stealing Footprint technology. I love the mental image of Hood Dill and AVE the mad scientist in a lab somewhere stealing trade secrets for Vans
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I do love the idea of an almost $4 billion a year company stealing technology from a company who can barely get their angelfire tier site to work. Like if Edison didn't steal from Tesla but from, you know, Paul Hart and Joey Brezinski.
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Mikey Alfred. The KOAT.
Mike V is really on Cariumawaywardson?
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Ummmm. All those people are wak but TK killed a fellow skater. My votes for him. Also made lotsa slap look pretty kooky with all that shalom stuff.
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so we're not kooking the guy that sparked a core shop to shut down?
who? and which?
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josh harmoney
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It's gotta be Jaeger "less fucking GO!" Eaton.
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Ummmm. All those people are wak but TK killed a fellow skater. My votes for him. Also made lotsa slap look pretty kooky with all that shalom stuff.
We've already been over this
Kook is way too soft of a title for someone who murdered someone else.
Scum of the year fosho
Kook is going on live and focusing your career cause you said some ignorant shit
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Ummmm. All those people are wak but TK killed a fellow skater. My votes for him. Also made lotsa slap look pretty kooky with all that shalom stuff.
We've already been over this
Kook is way too soft of a title for someone who murdered someone else.
Scum of the year fosho
Kook is going on live and focusing your career cause you said some ignorant shit
Oh my bad. I didn’t see anyone say anything about what a kook is in this thread. Sorry I can’t keep up with all your posts Dale. Shalom
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Ummmm. All those people are wak but TK killed a fellow skater. My votes for him. Also made lotsa slap look pretty kooky with all that shalom stuff.
We've already been over this
Kook is way too soft of a title for someone who murdered someone else.
Scum of the year fosho
Kook is going on live and focusing your career cause you said some ignorant shit
Big difference between kook and murder.
But everyone in this poll sucks for their own reasons...too many Kooks
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Berra just won't stop going on tangents, and the Cariuma thing was the last straw. You know it's bad when even Fred Gall says you're the worst teammate ever.
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so we're not kooking the guy that sparked a core shop to shut down?
who? and which?
Nakel smith and Lottie’s
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Its gotta be Berra, i mean look how shoddy BATB is this year, the Tampa Pro Jagger thing, the Instagram battles about Cariuma, defending Mama Skate thing, finding out that he gives mama skates an office at the berrics, i mean what hasn’t this kook done this year!? Also has he skated once this year?
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Davonte Jolly
lol just realized I mixed up davonte jolly with Mikey alfred, no issue with davonte but Mikey Alfred is dogshit
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Gotta be Hart. Voting for Berra as kook of the year is like saying that Gonz should be SOTY.
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Berra just won't stop going on tangents, and the Cariuma thing was the last straw. You know it's bad when even Fred Gall says you're the worst teammate ever.
Considering Lenny almost got him killed that is quite impressive. And he was on a team with Danny Renaud who seems to get that claim more than anyone on the Bunt.
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KOTY goes to nikel. ya kickflip back 50 wasnt a make g
Ha! I read this is Cephas' voice.
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Paul Blart: Nazi Jew
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This exact thread exists a couple pages back.
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=118987.90
Anyways, it’s Nak
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This exact thread exists a couple pages back.
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=118987.90
Anyways, it’s Nak
we have more data now.
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Its gotta be Berra, i mean look how shoddy BATB is this year, the Tampa Pro Jagger thing, the Instagram battles about Cariuma, defending Mama Skate thing, finding out that he gives mama skates an office at the berrics, i mean what hasn’t this kook done this year!? Also has he skated once this year?
i had forgotten about that whole debacle. if a company can win they have my vote. the pricing, the bios, the walk back, at every turn that whole thing was as absurd as it gets. it will for sure get an insert in the "influencer" chapter of skateboard of history.
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i had forgotten about that whole debacle. if a company can win they have my vote. the pricing, the bios, the walk back, at every turn that whole thing was as absurd as it gets. it will for sure get an insert in the "influencer" chapter of skateboard of history.
i hope that chapter never gets published. fuck those stimmy pants
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(https://i.ibb.co/k5HX4sF/Screenshot-20210814-192159-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TYvt4x5)
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Berra did more kook shit this year than anyone else, but he's also Legend Kook status so KOTY has to go to someone else.
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Berra did more kook shit this year than anyone else, but he's also Legend Kook status so KOTY has to go to someone else.
Just like Skater of the Year seems to have a 2 win cap, Berra has def already won his two KOTY's. Time for new blood.
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of course berra can win
3 time koty is monumental
decades of dedication
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Berra has a lot of time left to solidify his kookness. Paul Hart is not going to have an opportunity like this again. It still makes me laugh thinking about him barking into the camera.
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of course berra can win
3 time koty is monumental
decades of dedication
I suppose he could be like Kook Emeritus after this.
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of course berra can win
3 time koty is monumental
decades of dedication
He’s beyond a kook, there’s levels to this shit.
That reminds me of the guy who tried cheating his way to a BATB win and kooked it so hard they had to summon Berra to mediate. That might be the biggest kook hammer of the year.
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My vote is still got to be for all the slap pals that. Slalomed themselves silly. That was some kooky shit. Y’all should be ashamed.
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1st pick Skatepu**y
2nd Berra
3rd Jagger
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This is almost too difficult to decide on but “Cariuma skateboard legend Mike V” made me laugh out loud
Gotta be Paul Fart and Burrito Joe for getting white girl wasted at the WuTang show and trying to call out Dill and AVE ofor “claiming streets” and stealing Footprint technology. I love the mental image of Hood Dill and AVE the mad scientist in a lab somewhere stealing trade secrets for Vans
Man, I wonder what that technology is. sacks of cornflour water in a sack in the insole? wait- that's my idea, don't take it!
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This is almost too difficult to decide on but “Cariuma skateboard legend Mike V” made me laugh out loud
Gotta be Paul Fart and Burrito Joe for getting white girl wasted at the WuTang show and trying to call out Dill and AVE ofor “claiming streets” and stealing Footprint technology. I love the mental image of Hood Dill and AVE the mad scientist in a lab somewhere stealing trade secrets for Vans
Man, I wonder what that technology is. sacks of cornflour water in a sack in the insole? wait- that's my idea, don't take it!
Oobleck shoe co.??
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Gotta give it to Joey Brezinski this year! He earned it
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Paul and Joey got my vote 100%
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Weck gotta be in the running, no?
he's a lifer.
edit: to clairfy, dude had a period between his 15 min of fame and 9 club appearance where he did IG livestreams setting up a bench in Walmart and doing sets w free weights. dude embraces the kook life and therefore is disqualified for KOTY
As corny as his antics are he’s hilariously kooky, he knows it.