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Title: tony hawks pro skater: the film
Post by: cky enthusiast on February 01, 2022, 09:16:09 AM
since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?
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Post by: blowjobtofakie on February 01, 2022, 09:28:08 AM
Idk but I hope Wesley Snipes plays Kareem Campbell.

And there’s no way they’re making a THPS movie, right....right!?
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Post by: TastyBurrito on February 01, 2022, 09:36:34 AM
since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?

Tony Hawk's Proving Ground. Even though the premise will basically be like that one movie Grind.
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Post by: WPG on February 01, 2022, 09:40:33 AM
since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?

T.H.U.G whoever plays Team Manager Todd Is a shoe in for an Oscar
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Post by: lilboosie on February 01, 2022, 09:43:05 AM
tommy wiseau will play rodney mullens part
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Post by: Mr. Stinky on February 01, 2022, 09:57:37 AM
Owen Wilson as Koston, flip that script.
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Post by: somefucker on February 01, 2022, 09:57:43 AM
shit would tank at the box office








but i would watch the fuck out of it
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Post by: WPG on February 01, 2022, 10:04:10 AM
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since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?
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T.H.U.G whoever plays Team Manager Todd Is a shoe in for an Oscar

https://youtu.be/krgkvq9oMXc

18:50 for the Marvel style post credit scene
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Post by: ok boomer on February 01, 2022, 11:09:18 AM
Brad Pitt as Tony Hawk (need a HuNk to play our hero)
Danny Devito as Caballero
Ken Jeong as Hosoi
Rory Culkin as Riley Hawk
Jenna Ortega as Lizzie Armanto
Corey Feldman as Steve Berra
Ke Huy Quan as Willy Santos
the Dixie Chicks as Tony Hawk's wives
Nicolas Cage as Andy Mac
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Post by: JamesFardy on February 01, 2022, 11:33:05 AM
Elissa steamer WILL be played by Julia Roberts.
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 01, 2022, 11:40:49 AM
tom holland as bam <3

zendaya is also bam <3
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Post by: lk130 on February 01, 2022, 11:54:51 AM
Tom Green where it just looks like a video
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Post by: $$LESH on February 01, 2022, 12:07:15 PM
tommy wiseau will play rodney mullens part

oh hi mark suciu
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Post by: Magnolia on February 01, 2022, 12:15:04 PM
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since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?
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T.H.U.G whoever plays Team Manager Todd Is a shoe in for an Oscar
(https://i.ibb.co/GcnNJMP/mv5bztu0yjy2mtgtmduwys00ndc4ltlmmwmtnzu5ndy0y2jizgy3xkeyxkfqcgdeqxvymzq3nzk5mtu-v1-sx675-cr00675999.jpg)
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Post by: Lenny the Fatface on February 01, 2022, 12:43:59 PM
Written and directed by Edgar Wright

Adam Driver with early Oscar buzz playing a young Jamie Thomas who spams the Lazer Flip special.

Riz Ahmed as my attempt to make a custom Jerry Hsu in THPS3

The chick who played LeBron’s wife in Space Jam will play as Nyjah

Angela Basset as Tyshawn Jones mother.

All four of Tony Hawks ex wives are played by Olivia Wilde in different wigs

Shane O’Neil is CGI of course
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Post by: roba on February 01, 2022, 02:15:10 PM
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since they only make movies based on previously
existing intellectual property now because we all have tapioca in our skulls who do you think is gonna play the hawk man in the THPS film? what will the plot be? did you ever do a handstand as private carerra so you could look up their skirt?
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T.H.U.G whoever plays Team Manager Todd Is a shoe in for an Oscar

jason lee could be good for that

it would be funny if it had skaters acting

like if they made it in like 2025 then sunny suljic would be the main guy n evan mock would be eric sparrow

cant wait to hear “muska chillin chillin” in a movie
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Post by: pro club blanks on February 01, 2022, 03:06:31 PM
Howie mandell as jamie thomas
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Post by: mj23 on February 01, 2022, 03:41:44 PM
If you think back to Lords of Dogtown, this doesn’t sound so far fetched
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Post by: PuffinMuffin on February 01, 2022, 03:44:10 PM
Tony Hawk (as Will Arnett) battles Todd Falcon (as J.K. Simmons) for the title of Birdman on a 4-foot quarterpipe in a midwestern garage.
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on February 01, 2022, 10:32:07 PM
who playing the neversoft girls?
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Post by: shouldn't on February 01, 2022, 11:19:02 PM
tommy wiseau will play rodney mullens part
“these factors then compound into which would, could and will be that of which it was created, through the energy… the square, circle, x, down, up equation of which our lives revolve, right? because compound energy creates a wicked sick special meter, one of which us as humans can all relate to….. oh hi mark!!!”
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Post by: Hedgehog In Da Fog on February 02, 2022, 12:30:23 AM
Tony Hawk's getting a bj in a cornfield, ballsweat huffing, and cigarette boofing. (All mentioned in his autobiography, Hawk: Occupation Skateboarder, which I read about 19 years ago.)

https://www.amazon.com/Hawk-Occupation-Skateboarder-Tony/dp/0060958316/ref=sr_1_3?crid=32GGLA9YYDT0C&keywords=hawk+occupation+skateboarder&qid=1643790518&sprefix=hawk+occ%2Caps%2C71&sr=8-3
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Post by: Highonangeldust on February 02, 2022, 01:22:04 AM
Andy Milonakis as a chubby version of Elissa Steamer
(https://i.postimg.cc/fbdHwDm5/DD66017-F-9477-4-BC8-AB9-E-5-C5066200-BF9.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Post by: Below Average on February 02, 2022, 03:02:14 AM
Bam margera played by mud.