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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on July 03, 2022, 01:43:11 PM
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The contest that just went down, aurilan was clearly underscored on his last trick crowd booed and chanted his name during the us National anthem was hilarious
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nigels tricks were harder he deserved the win
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never got the 'nigel' joke.
am i missing something?
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never got the 'nigel' joke.
am i missing something?
I think it's autocorrect like Berrics > Berries
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I know it's way to late to dial back on comps and Olympics and all the rest but is there a way skateboarding can at least not do national anthems? I haven't watched it yet but I'm assuming if there's national anthems there's also people draping flags over themselves like a cape which is another thing I think skateboarding can do without.
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It’s bc of NyJAHs obvious connection to Selassie of course
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Just another example of their ancient and perpetual hatred of butt doilies.
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Judges was so bad this contest it was borderline a crime
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never got the 'nigel' joke.
am i missing something?
I think it's autocorrect like Berrics > Berries
Craigtap
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I know it's way to late to dial back on comps and Olympics and all the rest but is there a way skateboarding can at least not do national anthems? I haven't watched it yet but I'm assuming if there's national anthems there's also people draping flags over themselves like a cape which is another thing I think skateboarding can do without.
Absolutely agree. Skateboarding is the opposite of nationalism, which is about as conformist as human ideologies can be. ' you were born in this patch of turf, that makes you (insert nationality). These are your definonf characteristics and personality traits. Other people born on the same patch deserve your loyalty. When you win at games, you are doing it for these people you have not met draped in a flag also planted during invasions and regime change operations. Those who weren't born on the same patch as you deserve your suspicion and hostility. Oh, and he's a gun in case we ask you to shoot people based on the patch where they were born.'. so hellride
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Judges was so bad this contest it was borderline a crime
Yeah really really bad there needs to be some meeting with all the world skate judges to explain to them that if you don’t hit a rail or hubba your still able to do a difficult trick all stair set tricks have been getting criminals underscored at tiger comps
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You should have to align yourself to a 'style' rather than a country, so like 'Hellride' or 'Tech' or 'ParkDog' or 'Flatground Flippitty Flopper' and then they play the song assigned to that style when you win.
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skipping through right now... Dude got a 92 basically for fucking up. He was trying a tre nose grind but slid into a weird noseblunt but got scored like that was what he was trying. Still impressive but not executed properly. idk
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It’s bc of NyJAHs obvious connection to Selassie of course
Gnarred
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If you’re not grinding something you’re getting underscored.
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never got the 'nigel' joke.
am i missing something?
https://youtu.be/s29RKnB7l7o
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Some of the judging was questionable on certain tricks, but I think Nyjah deserved it over frenchy. Felt like Mauro was judged the worst from what I could tell
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I know it's way to late to dial back on comps and Olympics and all the rest but is there a way skateboarding can at least not do national anthems? I haven't watched it yet but I'm assuming if there's national anthems there's also people draping flags over themselves like a cape which is another thing I think skateboarding can do without.
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I know it's way to late to dial back on comps and Olympics and all the rest but is there a way skateboarding can at least not do national anthems? I haven't watched it yet but I'm assuming if there's national anthems there's also people draping flags over themselves like a cape which is another thing I think skateboarding can do without.
Lol oh yeah definatly the same thing....
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It’s bc of NyJAHs obvious connection to Sicily of course
https://youtu.be/PcZCGMCDzbU
it always comes down to this, apparently
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Americans also hate Nigel
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young romans dance differently than the others...
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never got the 'nigel' joke.
am i missing something?
I think it's autocorrect like Berrics > Berries
Crail > Craig
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never got the 'nigel' joke.
am i missing something?
I think it's autocorrect like Berrics > Berries
Crail > Craig
lol, ok. that's waaay less sinister than what my snowflake mind was thinking.
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Nyjah deserved this. No one was doing his tricks or anything more difficult. Good for him. Congratulations
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I know it's way to late to dial back on comps and Olympics and all the rest but is there a way skateboarding can at least not do national anthems? I haven't watched it yet but I'm assuming if there's national anthems there's also people draping flags over themselves like a cape which is another thing I think skateboarding can do without.
For the mainstream audience/ population, Skateboarding being include in the Olympics legitimizes it as a sport, and will be treated like every other Olympic sport. There will always be national anthems in these sanctioned events.
Also, not trying to harp or be a dick by any means, but what ever happened to watching/ listening/ researching something before making a statement? "I haven't watched it yet BUT I'M SURE....."
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I know it's way to late to dial back on comps and Olympics and all the rest but is there a way skateboarding can at least not do national anthems? I haven't watched it yet but I'm assuming if there's national anthems there's also people draping flags over themselves like a cape which is another thing I think skateboarding can do without.
Absolutely agree. Skateboarding is the opposite of nationalism, which is about as conformist as human ideologies can be. ' you were born in this patch of turf, that makes you (insert nationality). These are your definonf characteristics and personality traits. Other people born on the same patch deserve your loyalty. When you win at games, you are doing it for these people you have not met draped in a flag also planted during invasions and regime change operations. Those who weren't born on the same patch as you deserve your suspicion and hostility. Oh, and he's a gun in case we ask you to shoot people based on the patch where they were born.'. so hellride
Bullshit. Skateboarding is as close to a perfect soft power instrument, a kind of cultural imperialism, as America could possibly have. Young men in Plazas throughout the world wearing baseball caps and reading thrasher magazines. The CIA says thank you.
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I know it's way to late to dial back on comps and Olympics and all the rest but is there a way skateboarding can at least not do national anthems? I haven't watched it yet but I'm assuming if there's national anthems there's also people draping flags over themselves like a cape which is another thing I think skateboarding can do without.
For the mainstream audience/ population, Skateboarding being include in the Olympics legitimizes it as a sport, and will be treated like every other Olympic sport. There will always be national anthems in these sanctioned events.
Also, not trying to harp or be a dick by any means, but what ever happened to watching/ listening/ researching something before making a statement? "I haven't watched it yet BUT I'M SURE....."
Seen enough comps in recent years where they rush to the crowd to grab a flag cape it felt like a safe enough call to make.
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I know it's way to late to dial back on comps and Olympics and all the rest but is there a way skateboarding can at least not do national anthems? I haven't watched it yet but I'm assuming if there's national anthems there's also people draping flags over themselves like a cape which is another thing I think skateboarding can do without.
For the mainstream audience/ population, Skateboarding being include in the Olympics legitimizes it as a sport, and will be treated like every other Olympic sport. There will always be national anthems in these sanctioned events.
Also, not trying to harp or be a dick by any means, but what ever happened to watching/ listening/ researching something before making a statement? "I haven't watched it yet BUT I'M SURE....."
I totally get that and it's a fair assumption. I guess what I'm getting at is, outside of this particular situation we're talking about, this line of thinking can lend itself to a lot of misplaced energy, and ultimately, unnecessary hate.
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i know it was a circusy trick but the judges couldnt find it in their hearts to score the man 1 extra point to put nigel on blast to make him deliver for 1 final trick? not only is that a disrespect to the skater but it was a complete disrespect to the fans watching it. clown ass bitches
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i know it was a circusy trick but the judges couldnt find it in their hearts to score the man 1 extra point to put nigel on blast to make him deliver for 1 final trick? not only is that a disrespect to the skater but it was a complete disrespect to the fans watching it. clown ass bitches
Maybe SLS judges would go and create this kind of situation but the judges in Rome actually made a good call. Nyjah was on a roll, that fakie flip nosegrind was messed up and the switch heel NG was also superb.
Not to forget his run! I actually like the new scoring system where one run has to count. Hope they do the same in SLS.
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auralien got a free 92 score for the missed tre nosegrind anyway
nigel handled his business. never seen anyone do a fakie flip nosegrind down something. pretty insane along with his other tricks.
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auralien got a free 92 score for the missed tre nosegrind anyway
nigel handled his business. never seen anyone do a fakie flip nosegrind down something. pretty insane along with his other tricks.
that is actually a good point. you shouldnt really win a contest based off an accidental noseblunt.
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I know it's way to late to dial back on comps and Olympics and all the rest but is there a way skateboarding can at least not do national anthems? I haven't watched it yet but I'm assuming if there's national anthems there's also people draping flags over themselves like a cape which is another thing I think skateboarding can do without.
Not to ruin your day or anything but go ahead and swipe on over to the fifth slide…
https://www.instagram.com/p/CfmQYz3tZ85/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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I haven't seen any footage of this but just by going off of what is written down I would way rather see a switch heel nosegrind and a fakie flip nosegrind down a hubba than a hardflip late flip over it
I know it's Nyjah but that trick selection is gorgeous compared to Aurelien's. Fakie flip nosegrind is such an elite trick
They're both fucking jocks at the end of the day anyways so who cares
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I haven't seen any footage of this but just by going off of what is written down I would way rather see a switch heel nosegrind and a fakie flip nosegrind down a hubba than a hardflip late flip over it
I know it's Nyjah but that trick selection is gorgeous compared to Aurelien's. Fakie flip nosegrind is such an elite trick
They're both fucking jocks at the end of the day anyways so who cares
Agreed. Nyjah is nyjah but Aurelian is fucking unbearable in my opinion.
Did someone intentionally scream right as Nigel popped on that fakie flip nosegrind to fuck him up? (Third slide in his Instagram post above) That’s just poor taste no matter who is skating, this shit is dangerous. I don’t want either of these dudes to get hurt, I just want them to go away.
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I can’t believe I’m saying this but Nigel was my favourite to watch in that. He was switching up his lines and doing shit I never seen him do, seemed to be having fun. Aurelien had a huge bs 360 but that hardflip lateflip was little kid tech deck shit.
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Strange, thought I logged onto Slap today but I find myself in a thread about whether Nyjah or Aurelien Giraud should have won an olympic qualifier.
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Nyjah won it because he still gets out and films decent street footage. The judges respect that.
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Those stinkin' hardflip lateflips should have scored minus points, geeza deserved to lose as much as I hate to see Nyjah win
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I watched this run yesterday with some american announcer. He kept saying the run was "a little bit of sketch." Then at the end as they are watching the replay the announcer calls himself out saying "What am I talking about there is no sketch in this run at all." "A 3 trick combination." LMAO! The whole run was flawless. It was a 13 trick combination run.
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Those stinkin' hardflip lateflips should have scored minus points, geeza deserved to lose as much as I hate to see Nyjah win
if aurelian would have bigflipped, or bs 360 kickflip that gap, i think it would have been worth more than that dumb ass trick. he thought he was onto something clever with that shit or something. mahybe was thinking it is worth a lot in THPS cause you get another multiplier.
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Finally watched it. Nigel skated far better than anyone else
Aurelian tossing his boards into the crowd and hugging everyone only to still come second was such a Leticia moment
Couldn't help but laugh at that.
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Just watched Aurelian's run.. 7 tricks and a lot of running compared to Nyjah's 13 trick's. We say less is more but not in this case.
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I know it's way to late to dial back on comps and Olympics and all the rest but is there a way skateboarding can at least not do national anthems? I haven't watched it yet but I'm assuming if there's national anthems there's also people draping flags over themselves like a cape which is another thing I think skateboarding can do without.
Not to ruin your day or anything but go ahead and swipe on over to the fifth slide…
https://www.instagram.com/p/CfmQYz3tZ85/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
hahahahahaha the monster hat is just too perfect.
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proof all the talent and skill in the world can still look like shit. skateboarding is art and these guys are not artist.
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I can’t hate on Nyjah. One time when I was hanging out with him, I confessed I had never made out with a woman before. Him being the incredible man he is, immediately let me know not to stress about it. It’s okay and not weird, I’m not a weirdo. He then moved closer and offered his mouth as a practice mouth! We are best friends and i’ve seen him skate, so I know many women have kissed him so he’s had a lot of practice. I knew if I wanted to be good, this was my best shot. My best friend, a gold medalist and now the one that made me the incredible kisser that I am today. Him and I are just friends.
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i mean i don't mean to hate but those tricks Aurelian's are doing are just gross as hell and illegal he skates like a really good 13 year old. I know its good for the progression of skateboarding, but nyjah just makes it look better.
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What's up with the chat accusing one of the Argentinian finalists (Matias Dell Olio) of abusing women?
🔴 Skateboarding Olympic Qualifier - Finals! - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPY1gQwy9Vc)
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I haven't seen any footage of this but just by going off of what is written down I would way rather see a switch heel nosegrind and a fakie flip nosegrind down a hubba than a hardflip late flip over it
I know it's Nyjah but that trick selection is gorgeous compared to Aurelien's. Fakie flip nosegrind is such an elite trick
They're both fucking jocks at the end of the day anyways so who cares
I 100 agree about fakie flip fakie nose grind. It’s definitely one of my favorite tricks in the history of skateboarding. So fun on any obstacle. It almost always locks into round flat bars too. Ad a to forward or SWITCH BiG SPIN!!! Dayem that’s a hammer.
Same with the opposite trick fakie heel fakie front nose grind. I can still do that on curbs sometimes. To fakie 50 almost every time. Always flips fast and looks good too.
I can’t stand most late flips. I’m not big on hard flips that go vertical. Fakie hard is dope no matter how it flips tho.
Ari should do that hard late flip thing backwards. I’m pretty sure they would win most every best trick contest. Probably depends on if the second trick is caught. No one wants to see an HStreet lick Woodward clip style trick in the Olympics? Is that what we talking about here.
Let’s think about it tho. If you told me at any time in the history of late flips that people would be doing them in the future in an Olympic run.?.!.”
I’d giggle at you and say something like nice one! And roll off to skate alone unless you was giggling too.
I’m not going to watch the mens games tho anyway. I couldn’t care about it less.
I would like to nyja do that fakie flip into fakie 5 oh. That would get me going.
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I know it's way to late to dial back on comps and Olympics and all the rest but is there a way skateboarding can at least not do national anthems? I haven't watched it yet but I'm assuming if there's national anthems there's also people draping flags over themselves like a cape which is another thing I think skateboarding can do without.
Not to ruin your day or anything but go ahead and swipe on over to the fifth slide…
https://www.instagram.com/p/CfmQYz3tZ85/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
hahahahahaha the monster hat is just too perfect.
can tell his dad is somewhere loosing his shit everytime he does this
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This fascinating piece of sports analyst from DumbData
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pRPorVT-tU
long story short: Nyjah competitive advantage is playing the judging rule book. Repetition is frowned upon. AG doing multiple hardflip variations in the finals led to diminishing returns from the judging
This will effect my future watches
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This fascinating piece of sports analyst from DumbData
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pRPorVT-tU
long story short: Nyjah competitive advantage is playing the judging rule book. Repetition is frowned upon. AG doing multiple hardflip variations in the finals led to diminishing returns from the judging
This will effect my future watches
The repetition is frowned upon thing is weird. You could Ollie into every trick or even kickflip into a bunch of stuff and it's fine but heelflip into two tricks and it's like oh fuck this guy all he does is heelflips. (Or in this case hardflips)
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This fascinating piece of sports analyst from DumbData
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pRPorVT-tU
long story short: Nyjah competitive advantage is playing the judging rule book. Repetition is frowned upon. AG doing multiple hardflip variations in the finals led to diminishing returns from the judging
This will effect my future watches
The Skin-Side-Down Effect