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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: yungtaco on July 16, 2022, 11:56:03 PM
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Dakota Servolds looking pretty good these days… Evan Mock is an easy choice, who else is on the team?
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Me
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everyone on SLAP except those with negative rep
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Kessner 100%
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Braden Hoban is a hunk
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Agree with everyone else
Victoria Ruesga on team qt
Rowan is my otp
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carl aikens
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http://www.instagram.com/p/CIF7aKPJc-r/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= (http://www.instagram.com/p/CIF7aKPJc-r/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
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Me
I would also like to say me. I’m a big sexy hunk.
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I would also like to say me. I’m a big sexy hunk.
Post proof
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I would also like to say me. I’m a big sexy hunk.
Post proof
How long until we’re back at writing SLAP on our taints with sharpies and posting??
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the new deathwish guy brian o dwyer and me
we also need team pretty! i'd say breanna geering for team pretty
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Spanky is assistant captain of the team
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Can we put Chris Cole's huge penis on this list too?
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The person reading this
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Vincent Touzery is pretty dreamy
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Berle, by default
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me for sure no question don’t question it please
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Puig for Team Zaddy
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Also Adrian Del Campo. V handsome and he skates like he can fuck.
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Dakota Servolds looking pretty good these days…
Few skaters have improved their image as much as did Dakota Servold. Letting the bushy hair grow out and growing a mustache was a 1000-fold improvement in appearance over the clean-shaved Julian Stranger thing.
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BA
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Marcello Campanello
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I’ll stick to the original team handsome
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Gifted hater
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Gifted hater
Bit of a young James Spader thing going on yeah.
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Gifted Later?
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the new deathwish guy brian o dwyer and me
we also need team pretty! i'd say breanna geering for team pretty
He looks kinda like Billy Zane, def on the team
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Gotta throw @DaleSr in the ranks. Certified general of the switch chub gang.
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BA
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Marcello Campanello
Most definitely. I watched his Followed video and he seems mad charismatic too.
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Kessner 100%
Big time. Dude is flowy as hell. I’ll add Carl Aikens
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Jake Anderson
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Curren Caples should probably be on the team as well
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Gotta throw @DaleSr in the ranks. Certified general of the switch chub gang.
:-*
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Yall are smoked, #1 draft pick has to be tyshawn.
#2 pick has to be everyone from san diego, poods gene pool is insane
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Dakota Servolds looking pretty good these days…
Few skaters have improved their image as much as did Dakota Servold. Letting the bushy hair grow out and growing a mustache was a 1000-fold improvement in appearance over the clean-shaved Julian Stranger thing.
with the short sides though he kinda has the new “fuck boy” haircut. ya know, the one in that ongoing meme that always says “dead ass fam, on god fr fr”
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But with the wrong haircut he goes young Herman Munster. Sage is prob on the team if he isnt too old/out of skating now.
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Sage is 25 lol
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Troy Gipson has beautiful eyes
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Sage is 25 lol
Less about his physical age and more about is his footage too old for him to be on the 2022 team. I don't know the "rules" of the silly game. If you watch hawk vs wolf Ellis seems to insist he was handsome fairly often but I think he always had a face like a rugby ball. Are there really that few handsome skateboarders?
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I would also like to say me. I’m a big sexy hunk.
Post proof
(https://i.imgur.com/6wIwKULl.png)
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Handsom
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me for sure no question don’t question it please
I cosign this
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I think Jordan Trahan is pretty handsome
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Gifted Later?
(https://i.ibb.co/8YPTnV8/intro-1604592483.jpg) (https://ibb.co/8YPTnV8)
Wow I LOL'd hard at this
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Bit of a young James Spader thing going on yeah.
(http://i.ibb.co/5MxpH73/64-E30955-A7-DD-4-D8-E-8212-5-B94-AF8-E38-E4.jpg)
Gifted Spader
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this turned out way better than i thought!
LOLd at the Gifted Spader ones
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Remy Tav is a handsome boy
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Bit of a young James Spader thing going on yeah.
(http://i.ibb.co/5MxpH73/64-E30955-A7-DD-4-D8-E-8212-5-B94-AF8-E38-E4.jpg)
Gifted Spader
!!!
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Louie Lopez, Curren Caples, Ishod Wair.
Most handsome mf in biz.
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Can’t tell if Vincent Milou is handsome or just French. Obvious point deduction for pizza skateboards though
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If hammerhead sharks are your type, sure. I'm waiting for T-Funk to ollie the gap between Midler's eyes.
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Ryan Lay
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Gifted Later?
(https://i.ibb.co/8YPTnV8/intro-1604592483.jpg) (https://ibb.co/8YPTnV8)
Y’all niggas got me rolling today.
Also Kenny Anderson is so handsome Slap couldn’t get him skate-cancelled.
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Franky Villani
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I'm nominating young leo decaprio cosplayer tfunk
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T Funk looks way more like Chris Jericho than Leo DeCaprio
Edit- wrong wrestler at first
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I nominate Kyron Davis and Shin Sanbongi.
Who is Team Funny-Looking?
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Who a Team handsome am
And who’s a certified legend?
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Gifted Later?
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Y’all niggas got me rolling today.
Also Kenny Anderson is so handsome Slap couldn’t get him skate-cancelled.
Real muhfuckas cancelled him and put the obvious winner in his place.
DANNY GARCIA
It’s ok, you can argue with me, but I ain’t listenin…
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Throw John Rob Moore in the mix
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Mark Appleyard and Tom Karangelov are handsome
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Gifted Later?
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Y’all niggas got me rolling today.
Also Kenny Anderson is so handsome Slap couldn’t get him skate-cancelled.
DANNY GARCIA
It’s ok, you can argue with me, but I ain’t listenin…
I back the reign of DGAR 100%
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I would say, DGar and Spanly hold it down for and have made it to the ranks of team Dilf. Refined. Sophisticated, total hunks.
Team Handsom also seems to require a chic sense of dress. Although Seven Strong is flaming hot, he lacks a dapper sense of carrying himself.
Curren Caples was totally the most attractive person at that p stone lower bobs comp and seems to be a good candidate. Drinking with Leo DiCaprio and other celebs so he checks off the night life requirement as well.
Olson is still hot as he moves on to Dilf but he’s let himself slip a little. Tighten your grip on 917, get some clips and he’ll be back on top.
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Spanly a hunk? Are y’all tripping?
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I actually look really good
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Spanly a hunk? Are y’all tripping?
He may be small, but caring for your family while following your passions and focusing your energy on growth and productivity is pretty hot 🥵 huge daddy energy
Certified Dilf SLAP co-signed and certified
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Okay, okay.
But real talk for a sec… who’s on Team Handjob?
That’s the insider info I’m looking to capitalize on.
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Was Arto ever on? He definitely should have been at least in the conversation
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heitor
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everyone on SLAP except those with negative rep
fuck
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everyone on SLAP except those with negative rep
First good news I’ve heard in a while. I’m going to bask in this.
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Every skater in Giddy #11 especially Lilian Fev
Alexis Lacroix
actually anyone on Dime really
Adrian Del Campo looks dapper as fuck with that slick back hair
Heitor is a cutie
Sour team has great potential
Polar team as well
off the top of my head.
is team handsome for men only? Do we also need a team cuties?
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everyone on SLAP except those with negative rep
Ah man, I had a 60 which became a -3 in about 10 seconds. What ever will I do?
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Sour team has great potential
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Sour team has great potential
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ah.
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Agreed, he was cute / charming on his nine club too, I vote him in.
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Braden Hoban is a hunk
It's just not fair is it
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Also Adrian Del Campo. V handsome and he skates like he can fuck.
Adrian Del Campo can play my butt like smooth jazz anytime
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Max Wettstein? Do skate dads count? He’s certainly hotter than that Trae bloke’s pops
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Max Wettstein? Do skate dads count? He’s certainly hotter than that Trae bloke’s pops
He's a dime a dozen in this area. Very unremarkable in the sea of doofus surfer youth pastor types
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Agreed, he was cute / charming on his nine club too, I vote him in.
He also gets glowup points, his Boardr & Spot photos are rough
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Spanly a hunk? Are y’all tripping?
He may be small, but caring for your family while following your passions and focusing your energy on growth and productivity is pretty hot 🥵 huge daddy energy
Certified Dilf SLAP co-signed and certified
As a new dad to a “COVID baby” in my early 40’s, I definitely look up (down?) to Spanky’s daddy energy; full-time job skating and art directing for Baker, being a very present father to a baby girl and maintaining a good relationship with your hot wife… very inspiring stuff. I’m hoping to convert it into my own zaddy fuel as I apply for DILF certification.
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Ocean was og team capt. of team handsom
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Christian Maalouf the silver fox out in the streets looking like Paul Hollywood's long lost son
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I'll go with Blake Carpenter. While we are on the topic, our boy Donovan Piscopo hit the wall hard.