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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: bolts the snowman on July 24, 2022, 11:38:52 AM
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if i were to use this thing i wouldve made sure i punch thru the holes from the graphic end of the deck.
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
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our king is also an engineer
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that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it
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that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it
Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.
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that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it
Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.
Sacrilege! If you hadn't proven your mettle in battle time and again, you'd be cinching that cummerbund one last time.
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that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it
Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.
Sacrilege! If you hadn't proven your mettle in battle time and again, you'd be cinching that cummerbund one last time.
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ok ok how about Max wears Carhartt and rebar is doing Carhartt things?
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Looks sick
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that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it
How else then to summon the lightning?
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Next up is a griptape smoother invented by AA that’s a paint roller with a glock taped to it
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looks like a cow tool
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He is gonna be so rich.
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His BFA from Pratt costs about 200k so hopefully he gets a good return on these.
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looks like a cow tool
cow tools
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cow tools
Cow are definitely using this tool now.
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cow tools
Love any single panel comic strip which merits its own Wikipedia page.
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Next up is a griptape smoother invented by AA that’s a paint roller with a glock taped to it
yooo what
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Hot
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too. Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher
(https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/31fba33242abe408713ff36f820d6bae/y9e-2714891.jpg)
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our king is also an engineer
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I saw a couple of comments asking how they would find the holes from the top that made me question humanity.
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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too. Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher
(https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/31fba33242abe408713ff36f820d6bae/y9e-2714891.jpg)
PROlapse AF
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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.
I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.
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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.
I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.
Both of you going medieval - max with the quad-poker and you with the hot poker. I like it!
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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.
I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.
Both of you going medieval - max with the quad-poker and you with the hot poker. I like it!
Ideally I'd light a torch and heat up Max's tool, but I'm not that creative and I can't weld.
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My friend has a diy board and accessories brand and I jokingly suggested he makes this tool. Would the blatant rip off be too much heat or is it a good idea?
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too. Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher
(https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/31fba33242abe408713ff36f820d6bae/y9e-2714891.jpg)
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Bravo!!!
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Maximum P coming with the truest heat
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Aye… Can I use one of these to shuck oysters?
Asking for another thread.
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Aye… Can I use one of these to shuck oysters?
Asking for another thread.
God damn. truly a master at work
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Aye… Can I use one of these to shuck oysters?
Asking for another thread.
God damn. truly a master at work
perfection
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OP your posts suck
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OP your posts suck
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OP your posts suck
suck my dick
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I see no room
It seems you are already sucking your own
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I see no room
It seems you are already sucking your own
nah you suckin your own so suck my dick
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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.
I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.
Both of you going medieval - max with the quad-poker and you with the hot poker. I like it!
Screwdriver on top and twist it a second to get the bit of grip out the hole. For some reason Ive got a 6th sense of being able to find the holes without looking at the bottom (phrasing). I can also always cut a capsicum in half without hitting the seed pod. I'd be the shittiest x-men
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too. Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher
(https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/31fba33242abe408713ff36f820d6bae/y9e-2714891.jpg)
They really took the time to make it a very decorative anal stretcher at least although it may make it harder to clean
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max palmer type tool
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too. Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher
(https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/31fba33242abe408713ff36f820d6bae/y9e-2714891.jpg)
AYOOOOO
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90% of my gripe with setting up a new board is doing this shit so kudos to him