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Title: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: bolts the snowman on July 24, 2022, 11:38:52 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/nnVGCSd/2-FC432-BB-6-DE8-4213-8875-C46-F39-F667-A2.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nnVGCSd)(https://i.ibb.co/T0Lt7kv/F73-D621-D-38-D1-4-A5-E-AB1-D-96629720-AF65.jpg) (https://ibb.co/T0Lt7kv)(https://i.ibb.co/3sTVQHf/9-B59-F5-AB-1504-4095-9-B06-CD3-A01736340.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3sTVQHf)

if i were to use this thing i wouldve made sure i punch thru the holes from the graphic end of the deck.
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: 35mm on July 24, 2022, 12:07:38 PM
Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
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Post by: notmikerusczyk on July 24, 2022, 12:17:38 PM
our king is also an engineer
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Post by: bolts the snowman on July 24, 2022, 12:28:09 PM
that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 24, 2022, 12:39:36 PM
that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it

Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: botefdunn on July 24, 2022, 12:56:45 PM
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that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it
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Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.

Sacrilege! If you hadn't proven your mettle in battle time and again, you'd be cinching that cummerbund one last time.
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 24, 2022, 03:12:13 PM
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that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it
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Without the rebar you couldn't press or retract it as easily but also it's meant to be absurd.
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Sacrilege! If you hadn't proven your mettle in battle time and again, you'd be cinching that cummerbund one last time.

<3
ok ok how about Max wears Carhartt and rebar is doing Carhartt things?
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Post by: CHONGO on July 24, 2022, 04:26:40 PM
Looks sick
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Post by: Drawcula on July 24, 2022, 04:28:43 PM
that shit wouldve been better without that big ass rod attached to it

How else then to summon the lightning?
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Post by: Yonnycage on July 24, 2022, 04:32:06 PM
Next up is a griptape smoother invented by AA that’s a paint roller with a glock taped to it
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Post by: CHAZMuska on July 24, 2022, 04:36:01 PM
looks like a cow tool
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Post by: SmilingBoy on July 24, 2022, 04:36:55 PM
He is gonna be so rich.
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Post by: Coastal Fever on July 24, 2022, 05:40:00 PM
His BFA from Pratt costs about 200k so hopefully he gets a good return on these.
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Post by: cky enthusiast on July 24, 2022, 05:47:46 PM
looks like a cow tool

cow tools
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Post by: layzieyez on July 24, 2022, 05:56:59 PM
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looks like a cow tool
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cow tools
Cow are definitely using this tool now.
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Post by: manysnakes on July 24, 2022, 06:06:26 PM
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looks like a cow tool
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cow tools

Love any single panel comic strip which merits its own Wikipedia page.
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: bolts the snowman on July 24, 2022, 07:57:02 PM
Next up is a griptape smoother invented by AA that’s a paint roller with a glock taped to it

yooo what
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: Hyliannightmare on July 24, 2022, 08:13:02 PM
Hot
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Post by: SneakySecrets on July 24, 2022, 08:31:48 PM
Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…

Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher
(https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/31fba33242abe408713ff36f820d6bae/y9e-2714891.jpg)
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: Jagr on July 24, 2022, 10:04:01 PM
our king is also an engineer
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Post by: camel filters on July 25, 2022, 06:15:24 AM
I saw a couple of comments asking how they would find the holes from the top that made me question humanity.
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Post by: schralp pal on July 25, 2022, 08:53:57 AM
What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: pugmaster on July 25, 2022, 12:09:11 PM
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
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Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher
(https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/31fba33242abe408713ff36f820d6bae/y9e-2714891.jpg)

PROlapse AF
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: manysnakes on July 25, 2022, 12:23:27 PM
What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.

I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: schralp pal on July 25, 2022, 12:56:34 PM
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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.
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I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.

Both of you going medieval - max with the quad-poker and you with the hot poker. I like it!
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: manysnakes on July 25, 2022, 01:12:31 PM
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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.
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I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.
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Both of you going medieval - max with the quad-poker and you with the hot poker. I like it!

Ideally I'd light a torch and heat up Max's tool, but I'm not that creative and I can't weld.
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: camel filters on July 25, 2022, 01:35:04 PM
My friend has a diy board and accessories brand and I jokingly suggested he makes this tool. Would the blatant rip off be too much heat or is it a good idea?
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: Lou Strux on July 25, 2022, 03:34:22 PM
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
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Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher
(https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/31fba33242abe408713ff36f820d6bae/y9e-2714891.jpg)
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PROlapse AF
Bravo!!!
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: radcunt on July 25, 2022, 04:09:04 PM
Maximum P coming with the truest heat
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: Lou Strux on July 25, 2022, 04:12:38 PM
Aye… Can I use one of these to shuck oysters?
Asking for another thread.
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Post by: BartHarleyJarvis on July 25, 2022, 04:20:41 PM
Aye… Can I use one of these to shuck oysters?
Asking for another thread.

God damn. truly a master at work
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 25, 2022, 09:45:03 PM
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Aye… Can I use one of these to shuck oysters?
Asking for another thread.
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God damn. truly a master at work

perfection
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: BALARGUE on July 26, 2022, 01:52:45 AM
OP your posts suck
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Post by: warmonke on July 26, 2022, 03:04:44 AM
OP your posts suck
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: bolts the snowman on July 26, 2022, 03:33:26 AM
OP your posts suck

suck my dick
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: BALARGUE on July 26, 2022, 04:18:54 AM
I see no room
It seems you are already sucking your own
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: bolts the snowman on July 26, 2022, 04:20:06 AM
I see no room
It seems you are already sucking your own

nah you suckin your own so suck my dick
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: Mean salto on July 26, 2022, 04:33:25 AM
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What do y’all use to pop the holes, I use the bolts to make a mark from the bottom up then again from the top down to poke the holes, but half the time I can’t find the screw marks from when I poked from the bottom up, then sometimes the grip get stuck in the bolt hole from when I pop down. Seems like max has found a solution to my ineptitude.
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I have an old bicycle spoke which I sharpened to a point on my grinder. I will heat light the tip with my Zippo and poke a hole, twisting it a little bit to get more material out. I’ve had bad experiences trying to poke through with a screwdriver or something without a truly shape point, so I love my pick for this.
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Both of you going medieval - max with the quad-poker and you with the hot poker. I like it!
Screwdriver on top and twist it a second to get the bit of grip out the hole. For some reason Ive got a 6th sense of being able to find the holes without looking at the bottom (phrasing). I can also always cut a capsicum in half without hitting the seed pod. I'd be the shittiest x-men
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Post by: Bryanferry on July 26, 2022, 05:48:08 AM
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
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Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher
(https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/31fba33242abe408713ff36f820d6bae/y9e-2714891.jpg)


They really took the time to make it a very decorative anal stretcher at least although it may make it harder to clean
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: dr. radishh on July 26, 2022, 09:51:45 AM
max palmer type tool
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: bolts the snowman on July 26, 2022, 09:57:04 AM
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Max Palmer on some medieval dark age warfare weapons trip…
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Haha, that’s the first thing I thought of too.  Wait until you see his new portable tripod/anal stretcher
(https://previews.agefotostock.com/previewimage/medibigoff/31fba33242abe408713ff36f820d6bae/y9e-2714891.jpg)

AYOOOOO
Title: Re: max palmer’s very own skate tool
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 26, 2022, 10:12:33 AM
90% of my gripe with setting up a new board is doing this shit so kudos to him