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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: straight on August 07, 2022, 01:06:14 PM
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honda truck
backwards fitted
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people who don’t like avocados & guacamole
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White-rimmed sunglasses
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"Black Lives Matter flags in unaffordable apartments where Black family homes used to be."
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Open carry at Starbucks.
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Open carry at Starbucks.
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My two favorites I've gotten before:
"Would you describe yourself as generous with money?"
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"I don't want to hear nor do I care about Jason Jessee being a nazi"
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Careful guys, threads like this have resulted in hurt feelings and accusations of misogyny
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Careful guys, threads like this have resulted in hurt feelings and accusations of misogyny
Holy fucking shit I’m so glad you’re back.
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Careful guys, threads like this have resulted in hurt feelings and accusations of misogyny
Lol maybe if you start the thread in a fun and light way instead of pounding your 95 theses on the door of the Wittenberg cathedral you might get a different response
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If I had a been a Pal nobody would have said anything. I know how this place works
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The way my ex girlfriend would sound like Beavis everytime she had an orgasm
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If I had a been a Pal nobody would have said anything. I know how this place works
Do you carry around that same feeling of being profoundly wronged by the coordinated attacks of whole groups of people in your day-to-day life? That seems like it would be exhausting. Gotta drop that shit, dawg. Not to trivialize your pain, but if you get your feelings hurt from a bunch of semi-anonymous people talking shit on the internet, slap might not be for you. Which is perfectly fine.
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Cock and balls
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china, albania, morocco, turkey
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If I had a been a Pal nobody would have said anything. I know how this place works
Do you carry around that same feeling of being profoundly wronged by the coordinated attacks of whole groups of people in your day-to-day life? That seems like it would be exhausting. Gotta drop that shit, dawg. Not to trivialize your pain, but if you get your feelings hurt from a bunch of semi-anonymous people talking shit on the internet, slap might not be for you. Which is perfectly fine.
I've never felt personally hurt by anything anyone has ever said to me on here. I talk shit right back I'm not crying myself to sleep over this shit dude. I'm an American who grew up in the Middle East, I've been a total outcast for my whole life, I'm used to being ganged up on and I've been through shit in my life most of you guys could never imagine. You guys ascribe a lot of weird shit to me that is not who or how I am and there's been a lot of words put in my mouth in response to my posts here, sure it bothers me but I must have thicker skin than you think. I focused because I wanted to change my name and the mods left me hanging. Obviously I'm not trying to hide
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Cariuma
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In the 2000’s the biggest red flag was if a chick had a room full of photos of just herself. That’s psycho.
The modern version of that would be if a girl has a selfie with nobody else as her phone background.
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If you tip $5 to your server every time, whether the bill is $20 or $250, fuck you
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The way my ex girlfriend would sound like Beavis everytime she had an orgasm
at least now you know what it would sound like if Beavis scored
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i been out the game for a while but still easy to see that when lookin for a partner, people that constantly post pics of themselves(selfies and the likes) are usually a red flag for multiple reasons
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I fly the red flag on my front porch. Long live the October revolution
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If you tip $5 to your server every time, whether the bill is $20 or $250, fuck you
Go take that shit up with your boss it's not my responsibility to make up the extra $6 an hour your boss doesn't want to pay you. Seriously they tell you what you're going to get paid before they hire you if you don't like it don't take the job.
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In the 2000’s the biggest red flag was if a chick had a room full of photos of just herself. That’s psycho.
The modern version of that would be if a girl has a selfie with nobody else as her phone background.
Or a room full of swords on the wall.
Landscape tattoos with bad/no lines
Bible verse tattoos
Doesn't enjoy reading books
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If you tip $5 to your server every time, whether the bill is $20 or $250, fuck you
Go take that shit up with your boss it's not my responsibility to make up the extra $6 an hour your boss doesn't want to pay you. Seriously they tell you what you're going to get paid before they hire you if you don't like it don't take the job.
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG
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blue lives matter stickers
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If you tip $5 to your server every time, whether the bill is $20 or $250, fuck you
Go take that shit up with your boss it's not my responsibility to make up the extra $6 an hour your boss doesn't want to pay you. Seriously they tell you what you're going to get paid before they hire you if you don't like it don't take the job.
Nobody likes a cheapskate
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"How tall are you?"
"How much do you weigh?"
"How much money do you make?"
"What kind of car do you drive?" (c/o Swingers)
Doesn't enjoy reading books
Sound the klaxon
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I'm not cheap lmao the fucking idiots running the restraunts/bars are. They're the ones not paying the workers a liveable wage.
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If they hate or have beef with everyone they dated before you.
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I'm not cheap lmao the fucking idiots running the restraunts/bars are. They're the ones not paying the workers a liveable wage.
A rare look at Octopus frequenting his favorite dining establishment (where they're secretly spitting in his food because he's a shit tipper)
(https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/static/uploads/2021/12/Mr-Pink.jpg)
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Any task starting with the request “ I just need this favor one time..”
Clowns. Once picked up a date at her apartment and her bedroom was full of porcelain clowns.
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Imagine agreeing with your manager to get paid $3 an hour and then taking it out on the customers.
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Imagine agreeing with your manager to get paid $3 an hour and then taking it out on the customers.
regretting this already, but are you european? That I could maybe understand, but if you live in america there's really no excuse. Imagine living in the US and understanding how badly american capitalism fucks workers, and you take it out on the workers.
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Imagine agreeing with your manager to get paid $3 an hour and then taking it out on the customers.
regretting this already, but are you european? That I could maybe understand, but if you live in america there's really no excuse. Imagine living in the US and understanding how badly american capitalism fucks workers, and you take it out on the workers.
Don't agree to do the job if you don't like the pay. I get fucked by capitalism too so I'm not comping the fact your boss is ripping you off. Literally is not my responsibility.
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Any task starting with the request “ I just need this favor one time..”
Clowns. Once picked up a date at her apartment and her bedroom was full of porcelain clowns.
Clowns are rough. Man, I don't miss digging thru dates anymore.
When I was traveling/living out of the backpack I learned to look out for
"You're like a real life Jack Kerouac"
Another chick said I reminded her of Jesse Pinkman at the bar, we go on a date for some Dominican style chicken and she asks if I have any heroin connections.
So comparisons to historical/fictional "on the edge" characters is a big red flag
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octopi are supposed to be pretty smart but this guy is dumb as fuck what gives
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octopi are supposed to be pretty smart but this guy is dumb as fuck what gives
Boss not paying employees a liveable wage=customers issue? Yeah you're all stupid as shit.
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octopi are supposed to be pretty smart but this guy is dumb as fuck what gives
Boss not paying employees a liveable wage=customers issue? Yeah you're all stupid as shit.
Well then you don't eat at restaurants right? Or you only go to food establishments that pay above minimum wage and benefits? Obviously you're a really principled person so that's pretty upstanding of you.
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Imagine agreeing with your manager to get paid $3 an hour and then taking it out on the customers.
regretting this already, but are you european? That I could maybe understand, but if you live in america there's really no excuse. Imagine living in the US and understanding how badly american capitalism fucks workers, and you take it out on the workers.
It’s not really a boss at the restaurant thing, it’s an America has agreed that every restaurant pays servers $2.13 an hour thing.
And if you think that an extra $6 is gonna make up for it and servers should only make $8 an hour, that’s kinda fucked too. I know in Europe that servers are generally paid a living wage ($15-20/hr it seems usually).
When you go out to eat, you’re paying for the service. You’re being waited on. I’m running back and forth to your table taking care of each and everyone one of your silly requests, refilling your drink that I literally just set down at the table 1 minute ago and you sucked it down in seconds, bringing you the 6 more ketchups you asked for, remaking your food cause “it’s not hot enough” even though you sat there not touching your food for 15 minutes, all while trying to juggle 4-7 other tables.
It’s pretty obvious you’ve never worked in the service industry, cause if you’d have you’d understand how hard servers are literally selling themselves just to make a couple bucks from your ungrateful ass.
Also, servers have to tip out other staff in the restaurant from their full sales of the day, usually between 1 and 3% of all sales, so when you don’t tip appropriately, or even not at all, I’m literally paying out of pocket to my bartender, bussers, hosts, and food runners.
Yes it sucks the restaurant industry does this to waiters, but the fact you’re taking it out on the server is kinda ridiculous and probably the biggest red flag of them all.
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Imagine agreeing with your manager to get paid $3 an hour and then taking it out on the customers.
regretting this already, but are you european? That I could maybe understand, but if you live in america there's really no excuse. Imagine living in the US and understanding how badly american capitalism fucks workers, and you take it out on the workers.
It’s not really a boss at the restaurant thing, it’s an America has agreed that every restaurant pays servers $2.13 an hour thing.
And if you think that an extra $6 is gonna make up for it and servers should only make $8 an hour, that’s kinda fucked too. I know in Europe that servers are generally paid a living wage ($15-20/hr it seems usually).
When you go out to eat, you’re paying for the service. You’re being waited on. I’m running back and forth to your table taking care of each and everyone one of your silly requests, refilling your drink that I literally just set down at the table 1 minute ago and you sucked it down in seconds, bringing you the 6 more ketchups you asked for, remaking your food cause “it’s not hot enough” even though you sat there not touching your food for 15 minutes, all while trying to juggle 4-7 other tables.
It’s pretty obvious you’ve never worked in the service industry, cause if you’d have you’d understand how hard servers are literally selling themselves just to make a couple bucks from your ungrateful ass.
Also, servers have to tip out other staff in the restaurant from their full sales of the day, usually between 1 and 3% of all sales, so when you don’t tip appropriately, or even not at all, I’m literally paying out of pocket to my bartender, bussers, hosts, and food runners.
Yes it sucks the restaurant industry does this to waiters, but the fact you’re taking it out on the server is kinda ridiculous and probably the biggest red flag of them all.
Yeah I used to work in kitchens and have served as well and I quit because the pay was bs and all my co workers who blamed the customers sounded like fucking idiots. Our boss literally had some decked out SUV and wore nice clothes all the time and had gold chains and watch but it somehow falls on the customer? No, It's the greedy prick who owns the place and hires the people responsibility to not keep all the money for himself and pay the workers fairly.
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Imagine agreeing with your manager to get paid $3 an hour and then taking it out on the customers.
regretting this already, but are you european? That I could maybe understand, but if you live in america there's really no excuse. Imagine living in the US and understanding how badly american capitalism fucks workers, and you take it out on the workers.
It’s not really a boss at the restaurant thing, it’s an America has agreed that every restaurant pays servers $2.13 an hour thing.
And if you think that an extra $6 is gonna make up for it and servers should only make $8 an hour, that’s kinda fucked too. I know in Europe that servers are generally paid a living wage ($15-20/hr it seems usually).
When you go out to eat, you’re paying for the service. You’re being waited on. I’m running back and forth to your table taking care of each and everyone one of your silly requests, refilling your drink that I literally just set down at the table 1 minute ago and you sucked it down in seconds, bringing you the 6 more ketchups you asked for, remaking your food cause “it’s not hot enough” even though you sat there not touching your food for 15 minutes, all while trying to juggle 4-7 other tables.
It’s pretty obvious you’ve never worked in the service industry, cause if you’d have you’d understand how hard servers are literally selling themselves just to make a couple bucks from your ungrateful ass.
Also, servers have to tip out other staff in the restaurant from their full sales of the day, usually between 1 and 3% of all sales, so when you don’t tip appropriately, or even not at all, I’m literally paying out of pocket to my bartender, bussers, hosts, and food runners.
Yes it sucks the restaurant industry does this to waiters, but the fact you’re taking it out on the server is kinda ridiculous and probably the biggest red flag of them all.
Yeah I used to work in kitchens and have served as well and I quit because the pay was bs and all my co workers who blamed the customers sounded like fucking idiots. Our boss literally had some decked out SUV and wore nice clothes all the time and had gold chains and watch but it somehow falls on the customer? No, It's the greedy prick who owns the place and hires the people responsibility to not keep all the money for himself and pay the workers fairly.
Well whatever world you live in sounds really great, but the rest of us live in the real world. Until you decide to join us, stay out of fucking restaurants you cheapass, you idiot.
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Imagine agreeing with your manager to get paid $3 an hour and then taking it out on the customers.
regretting this already, but are you european? That I could maybe understand, but if you live in america there's really no excuse. Imagine living in the US and understanding how badly american capitalism fucks workers, and you take it out on the workers.
It’s not really a boss at the restaurant thing, it’s an America has agreed that every restaurant pays servers $2.13 an hour thing.
And if you think that an extra $6 is gonna make up for it and servers should only make $8 an hour, that’s kinda fucked too. I know in Europe that servers are generally paid a living wage ($15-20/hr it seems usually).
When you go out to eat, you’re paying for the service. You’re being waited on. I’m running back and forth to your table taking care of each and everyone one of your silly requests, refilling your drink that I literally just set down at the table 1 minute ago and you sucked it down in seconds, bringing you the 6 more ketchups you asked for, remaking your food cause “it’s not hot enough” even though you sat there not touching your food for 15 minutes, all while trying to juggle 4-7 other tables.
It’s pretty obvious you’ve never worked in the service industry, cause if you’d have you’d understand how hard servers are literally selling themselves just to make a couple bucks from your ungrateful ass.
Also, servers have to tip out other staff in the restaurant from their full sales of the day, usually between 1 and 3% of all sales, so when you don’t tip appropriately, or even not at all, I’m literally paying out of pocket to my bartender, bussers, hosts, and food runners.
Yes it sucks the restaurant industry does this to waiters, but the fact you’re taking it out on the server is kinda ridiculous and probably the biggest red flag of them all.
Yeah I used to work in kitchens and have served as well and I quit because the pay was bs and all my co workers who blamed the customers sounded like fucking idiots. Our boss literally had some decked out SUV and wore nice clothes all the time and had gold chains and watch but it somehow falls on the customer? No, It's the greedy prick who owns the place and hires the people responsibility to not keep all the money for himself and pay the workers fairly.
Well whatever world you live in sounds really great, but the rest of us live in the real world. Until you decide to join us, stay out of fucking restaurants you cheapass, you idiot.
You sound like a massive loser who's parents pay for everything. You're not living in the real world lmao.
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Imagine agreeing with your manager to get paid $3 an hour and then taking it out on the customers.
regretting this already, but are you european? That I could maybe understand, but if you live in america there's really no excuse. Imagine living in the US and understanding how badly american capitalism fucks workers, and you take it out on the workers.
It’s not really a boss at the restaurant thing, it’s an America has agreed that every restaurant pays servers $2.13 an hour thing.
And if you think that an extra $6 is gonna make up for it and servers should only make $8 an hour, that’s kinda fucked too. I know in Europe that servers are generally paid a living wage ($15-20/hr it seems usually).
When you go out to eat, you’re paying for the service. You’re being waited on. I’m running back and forth to your table taking care of each and everyone one of your silly requests, refilling your drink that I literally just set down at the table 1 minute ago and you sucked it down in seconds, bringing you the 6 more ketchups you asked for, remaking your food cause “it’s not hot enough” even though you sat there not touching your food for 15 minutes, all while trying to juggle 4-7 other tables.
It’s pretty obvious you’ve never worked in the service industry, cause if you’d have you’d understand how hard servers are literally selling themselves just to make a couple bucks from your ungrateful ass.
Also, servers have to tip out other staff in the restaurant from their full sales of the day, usually between 1 and 3% of all sales, so when you don’t tip appropriately, or even not at all, I’m literally paying out of pocket to my bartender, bussers, hosts, and food runners.
Yes it sucks the restaurant industry does this to waiters, but the fact you’re taking it out on the server is kinda ridiculous and probably the biggest red flag of them all.
Yeah I used to work in kitchens and have served as well and I quit because the pay was bs and all my co workers who blamed the customers sounded like fucking idiots. Our boss literally had some decked out SUV and wore nice clothes all the time and had gold chains and watch but it somehow falls on the customer? No, It's the greedy prick who owns the place and hires the people responsibility to not keep all the money for himself and pay the workers fairly.
Well whatever world you live in sounds really great, but the rest of us live in the real world. Until you decide to join us, stay out of fucking restaurants you cheapass, you idiot.
You sound like a massive loser who's parents pay for everything. You're not living in the real world lmao.
Hilarious attempt at a burn from someone who’s too cheap to tip for service.
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Imagine agreeing with your manager to get paid $3 an hour and then taking it out on the customers.
regretting this already, but are you european? That I could maybe understand, but if you live in america there's really no excuse. Imagine living in the US and understanding how badly american capitalism fucks workers, and you take it out on the workers.
It’s not really a boss at the restaurant thing, it’s an America has agreed that every restaurant pays servers $2.13 an hour thing.
And if you think that an extra $6 is gonna make up for it and servers should only make $8 an hour, that’s kinda fucked too. I know in Europe that servers are generally paid a living wage ($15-20/hr it seems usually).
When you go out to eat, you’re paying for the service. You’re being waited on. I’m running back and forth to your table taking care of each and everyone one of your silly requests, refilling your drink that I literally just set down at the table 1 minute ago and you sucked it down in seconds, bringing you the 6 more ketchups you asked for, remaking your food cause “it’s not hot enough” even though you sat there not touching your food for 15 minutes, all while trying to juggle 4-7 other tables.
It’s pretty obvious you’ve never worked in the service industry, cause if you’d have you’d understand how hard servers are literally selling themselves just to make a couple bucks from your ungrateful ass.
Also, servers have to tip out other staff in the restaurant from their full sales of the day, usually between 1 and 3% of all sales, so when you don’t tip appropriately, or even not at all, I’m literally paying out of pocket to my bartender, bussers, hosts, and food runners.
Yes it sucks the restaurant industry does this to waiters, but the fact you’re taking it out on the server is kinda ridiculous and probably the biggest red flag of them all.
Yeah I used to work in kitchens and have served as well and I quit because the pay was bs and all my co workers who blamed the customers sounded like fucking idiots. Our boss literally had some decked out SUV and wore nice clothes all the time and had gold chains and watch but it somehow falls on the customer? No, It's the greedy prick who owns the place and hires the people responsibility to not keep all the money for himself and pay the workers fairly.
Well whatever world you live in sounds really great, but the rest of us live in the real world. Until you decide to join us, stay out of fucking restaurants you cheapass, you idiot.
You sound like a massive loser who's parents pay for everything. You're not living in the real world lmao.
Hilarious attempt at a burn from someone who’s too cheap to tip for service.
You're right I should give you $20 just for bringing my food out and refilling my water. Fucking idiot.
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Doesn't enjoy reading books
thats fucked up maybe im already as smart as im ever gonna get?
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I was once on a date with someone who didn't know what the Muppets were.
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Imagine agreeing with your manager to get paid $3 an hour and then taking it out on the customers.
regretting this already, but are you european? That I could maybe understand, but if you live in america there's really no excuse. Imagine living in the US and understanding how badly american capitalism fucks workers, and you take it out on the workers.
It’s not really a boss at the restaurant thing, it’s an America has agreed that every restaurant pays servers $2.13 an hour thing.
And if you think that an extra $6 is gonna make up for it and servers should only make $8 an hour, that’s kinda fucked too. I know in Europe that servers are generally paid a living wage ($15-20/hr it seems usually).
When you go out to eat, you’re paying for the service. You’re being waited on. I’m running back and forth to your table taking care of each and everyone one of your silly requests, refilling your drink that I literally just set down at the table 1 minute ago and you sucked it down in seconds, bringing you the 6 more ketchups you asked for, remaking your food cause “it’s not hot enough” even though you sat there not touching your food for 15 minutes, all while trying to juggle 4-7 other tables.
It’s pretty obvious you’ve never worked in the service industry, cause if you’d have you’d understand how hard servers are literally selling themselves just to make a couple bucks from your ungrateful ass.
Also, servers have to tip out other staff in the restaurant from their full sales of the day, usually between 1 and 3% of all sales, so when you don’t tip appropriately, or even not at all, I’m literally paying out of pocket to my bartender, bussers, hosts, and food runners.
Yes it sucks the restaurant industry does this to waiters, but the fact you’re taking it out on the server is kinda ridiculous and probably the biggest red flag of them all.
Yeah I used to work in kitchens and have served as well and I quit because the pay was bs and all my co workers who blamed the customers sounded like fucking idiots. Our boss literally had some decked out SUV and wore nice clothes all the time and had gold chains and watch but it somehow falls on the customer? No, It's the greedy prick who owns the place and hires the people responsibility to not keep all the money for himself and pay the workers fairly.
Well whatever world you live in sounds really great, but the rest of us live in the real world. Until you decide to join us, stay out of fucking restaurants you cheapass, you idiot.
You sound like a massive loser who's parents pay for everything. You're not living in the real world lmao.
I understand that when I decide to go out to a restaurant and eat, my tip helps pay the salary of the people who work there. That's a choice that I make. I don't care whether you think thats fair or unfair, or that the owner should be paying a living wage. In fact, we're in agreement that people who work in restaurants SHOULD make a living wage and tip based salaries shouldn't be a thing.
The difference is that you're an octopus who hurts workers, and I'm a grown up who knows the difference between who's and whose.
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Arabic women are super hot but gosh darn it I'm just not anti-Semitic enough to see eye to eye with them on politics and religion
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Arabic women are super hot but gosh darn it I'm just not anti-Semitic enough to see eye to eye with them on politics and religion
Ok but how much do you tip at restaurants
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Arabic women are super hot but gosh darn it I'm just not anti-Semitic enough to see eye to eye with them on politics and religion
This was the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.
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Arabic women are super hot but gosh darn it I'm just not anti-Semitic enough to see eye to eye with them on politics and religion
Yeah you can go fuck yourself.
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Arabic women are super hot but gosh darn it I'm just not anti-Semitic enough to see eye to eye with them on politics and religion
It’s not too late to delete this.
And if not, might just wanna go ahead and focus your account all over again.
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Posting pictures with guns is a red flag
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It was a joke guys chill
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Arabic women are super hot but gosh darn it I'm just not anti-Semitic enough to see eye to eye with them on politics and religion
Ok but how much do you tip at restaurants
I don't eat at restaurants but I always tip the budtenders and delivery drivers. Every time
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A big red flag to me is an adult who is scared of the Devil.
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Arabic women are super hot but gosh darn it I'm just not anti-Semitic enough to see eye to eye with them on politics and religion
This was the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.
I can recommend some David Sedaris books if you really wanna top it
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If you tip $5 to your server every time, whether the bill is $20 or $250, fuck you
Go take that shit up with your boss it's not my responsibility to make up the extra $6 an hour your boss doesn't want to pay you. Seriously they tell you what you're going to get paid before they hire you if you don't like it don't take the job.
Mr. Pink on slap?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4sbYy0WdGQ&feature=share
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Arabic women are super hot but gosh darn it I'm just not anti-Semitic enough to see eye to eye with them on politics and religion
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8a/67/36/8a6736841ff6ac9d7dc98532ebe2b3a0.jpg)
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A big red flag to me is an adult who is scared of the Devil.
People like YOU think that the DEVIL lives in some abandoned rail road car that travels from state to state eating sardines out of a can telling stories about strangers while petting his scraggly little dog.
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If you're offended I'm sorry but you are softer than baby shit and should immediately quit skating
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A big red flag to me is an adult who is scared of the Devil.
People like YOU think that the DEVIL lives in some abandoned rail road car that travels from state to state eating sardines out of a can telling stories about strangers while petting his scraggly little dog.
Are you talking about the bad guy in the Dennis The Menace movie?
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If you're offended I'm sorry but you are softer than baby shit and should immediately quit skating
We're not offended, you just suck
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So do you, dumbass. Oh wow you just landed your first tre flip whoopty fucking doo
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A big red flag to me is an adult who is scared of the Devil.
People like YOU think that the DEVIL lives in some abandoned rail road car that travels from state to state eating sardines out of a can telling stories about strangers while petting his scraggly little dog.
This begs the question, what do YOU think the devil is?
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It was a joke guys chill
Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.
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So do you, dumbass. Oh wow you just landed your first tre flip whoopty fucking doo
Glad you're watching, don't forget to hit like and subscribe below
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Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.
HAHAHA I grew up in Egypt and Dubai, bud. I treat everyone with respect and kindness no matter who they are. Yeah maybe it was a crappy joke but you don't know me or what's in my heart
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Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.
HAHAHA I grew up in Egypt and Dubai, bud. I treat everyone with respect and kindness no matter who they are. Yeah maybe it was a crappy joke but you don't know me or what's in my heart
Hmm, okay, so you're literally a mummy. Great.
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Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.
HAHAHA I grew up in Egypt and Dubai, bud. I treat everyone with respect and kindness no matter who they are. Yeah maybe it was a crappy joke but you don't know me or what's in my heart
Hmm, okay, so you're literally a mummy. Great.
That's racist.
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Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.
HAHAHA I grew up in Egypt and Dubai, bud. I treat everyone with respect and kindness no matter who they are. Yeah maybe it was a crappy joke but you don't know me or what's in my heart
Hmm, okay, so you're literally a mummy. Great.
That's racist.
Yeah? What's he gonna do, put a curse on me that kills me and everyone who handles his body for the next 100 years?
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Your racist bullshit isn't funny, loser.
HAHAHA I grew up in Egypt and Dubai, bud. I treat everyone with respect and kindness no matter who they are. Yeah maybe it was a crappy joke but you don't know me or what's in my heart
Hmm, okay, so you're literally a mummy. Great.
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your name rhymes with cocktopus
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your name rhymes with cocktopus
Get his ass
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Ppl who say "pleasures of the flesh" instead of "having sex"
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Ppl who say "pleasures of the flesh" instead of "having sex"
Round these parts we call people who say that "serial killers"
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Arabic women are super hot but gosh darn it I'm just not anti-Semitic enough to see eye to eye with them on politics and religion
This was the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read.
Are they like Andy sedaris movies?
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If your name is Dan or Derek, I’m leery. Known too many douchers by those names.
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Dudes named Ryan or Kyle that have beards or goatees... and wear shades even when it's raining. Usually drive Ford F-150
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beard without mustache
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Having a “POSTED No Trespassing” sign nailed to a tree in your front yard in the the middle of a suburban neighborhood.
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A bunch of losers over here have started repping the Australian Navy merchant flag (red ensign) for some reason, possibly due to them getting amongst the whole ‘sovereign citizen’ thing, or just being batshit crazy.
It’s definitely red.
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People who use the term “western values”
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Communism
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People who use the term “western values”
Communism
Both ends of the spectrum here tonight
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i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday
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i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday
But I'm a special little boy and i want my special treats
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i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday
But I'm a special little boy and i want my special treats
the workaround is that every birthday from there on out is your 25th birthday. break contact with anyone who contests this. i’m about to have my 4th 25th and i’ll cry if i want to
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People that say these things: "Cool Beans" "Living in your head rent free" "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
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i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday
But I'm a special little boy and i want my special treats
the workaround is that every birthday from there on out is your 25th birthday. break contact with anyone who contests this. i’m about to have my 4th 25th and i’ll cry if i want to
Where do people celebrate a 25th? Especially more than once. Weird when I turned 25 I was like ok I guess one third done but then turning thirty I thought ok halfway done
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People that say these things: "Cool Beans" "Living in your head rent free" "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."
cool beans
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This thread is wild.
If she threats to kill you and you cat.
If she is living with a cop.
If she has more pills in her purse than most pharmacies.
I can go on and on. The more red flags the more I fall haha. Fuck my life.
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i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday
But I'm a special little boy and i want my special treats
the workaround is that every birthday from there on out is your 25th birthday. break contact with anyone who contests this. i’m about to have my 4th 25th and i’ll cry if i want to
The big 3-0 is coming up for me next year and I'm excited for everyone to celebrate me being officially old
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i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday
But I'm a special little boy and i want my special treats
the workaround is that every birthday from there on out is your 25th birthday. break contact with anyone who contests this. i’m about to have my 4th 25th and i’ll cry if i want to
The big 3-0 is coming up for me next year and I'm excited for everyone to celebrate me being officially old
30 is nothing dude. That said I spent my 30th in Olso at a black metal bar with an ex...my mate and his gf where supposed to come with us but both of them forgot there passports were expired (German and Spanish both living in Dublin....)
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i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday
But I'm a special little boy and i want my special treats
the workaround is that every birthday from there on out is your 25th birthday. break contact with anyone who contests this. i’m about to have my 4th 25th and i’ll cry if i want to
The big 3-0 is coming up for me next year and I'm excited for everyone to celebrate me being officially old
I won't be in Dublin for my 30th sadly but i will be there next month
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i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday
But I'm a special little boy and i want my special treats
the workaround is that every birthday from there on out is your 25th birthday. break contact with anyone who contests this. i’m about to have my 4th 25th and i’ll cry if i want to
The big 3-0 is coming up for me next year and I'm excited for everyone to celebrate me being officially old
I won't be in Dublin for my 30th sadly but i will be there next month
Damn I wish I could meet you..I live in France now come to Lyon for the slappy contest instead it's way cheaper than Dublin...
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i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday
But I'm a special little boy and i want my special treats
the workaround is that every birthday from there on out is your 25th birthday. break contact with anyone who contests this. i’m about to have my 4th 25th and i’ll cry if i want to
The big 3-0 is coming up for me next year and I'm excited for everyone to celebrate me being officially old
I won't be in Dublin for my 30th sadly but i will be there next month
We got tickets for pretty cheap and my gf and i are gonna celebrate our fifth anniversary in Ireland. I haven't been back in 12 years
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i've seen versions of this stated elsewhere, but in my humble opinion, people past their mid-20s who make a big deal about their birthday
But I'm a special little boy and i want my special treats
the workaround is that every birthday from there on out is your 25th birthday. break contact with anyone who contests this. i’m about to have my 4th 25th and i’ll cry if i want to
The big 3-0 is coming up for me next year and I'm excited for everyone to celebrate me being officially old
I won't be in Dublin for my 30th sadly but i will be there next month
We got tickets for pretty cheap and my gf and i are gonna celebrate our fifth anniversary in Ireland. I haven't been back in 12 years
I was home in October and hotels were insane. PM me the dates and I'll see what I can do. I'd love a proper pint of Guinness
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In the 2000’s the biggest red flag was if a chick had a room full of photos of just herself. That’s psycho.
The modern version of that would be if a girl has a selfie with nobody else as her phone background.
Had a whole friend group who went on trips, took a million photos and they were all just pictures of their faces in front of any potentially interesting scenery or architecture... I love my friends, but if you tell me you drove eight hours to the ocean and I can’t see a wave or grain of sand? I’m out.
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dyed hair
baggy pants
wallrides
drug addict