Slap MessageBoards

Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Chavo on September 21, 2022, 12:40:48 PM

Title: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Chavo on September 21, 2022, 12:40:48 PM
The skeleton guy who rips out before a video. What's so funny?
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: goldfishboot on September 21, 2022, 12:49:03 PM
funy bone
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: jgonzalez on September 21, 2022, 01:07:14 PM
funy bone

Why come skeleton laugh no lungs?
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Watson on September 21, 2022, 01:21:34 PM
funy bone

nowison
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: theloniousmonk on September 21, 2022, 02:03:41 PM
Skeleton walls into a bar
Orders a beer
And a mop
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: sacking rails on September 21, 2022, 02:13:42 PM
skelly belly :o no lung no laugh argument invalid >:( >:(
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: slapcurbsnotwomen on September 21, 2022, 02:17:50 PM
Sometimes you just gotta laugh at yourself
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: goldfishboot on September 21, 2022, 02:18:18 PM
skelly belly :o no lung no laugh argument invalid >:( >:(
skel,ton
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: sacking rails on September 21, 2022, 02:19:52 PM
fuck fuck fuck
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on September 21, 2022, 02:20:33 PM
because he saw George Powell naked
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: GrayCellGreen on September 21, 2022, 02:23:16 PM
He saw Dan Corrigan without a hat on
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Gab on September 21, 2022, 02:43:10 PM
Because he got your money
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: versacekid420 on September 21, 2022, 03:09:43 PM
laughing to the bank
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: dannyprovolone on September 21, 2022, 03:24:09 PM
generational wealth
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on September 21, 2022, 03:26:28 PM
because he saw George Powell naked
aka the standard bones brigade member experience
oh you're riding fer bones boi just you wait
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Uh Oh on September 21, 2022, 03:32:27 PM
Expand Quote
because he saw George Powell naked
[close]
aka the standard bones brigade member experience
oh you're riding fer bones boi just you wait

damn this turned me into a laughing skeleton
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Mall Grab Mike on September 21, 2022, 03:37:23 PM
Because Stone Cold said so?
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: shouldn't on September 21, 2022, 03:44:27 PM
Expand Quote
funy bone
[close]

Why come skeleton laugh no lungs?
he is gost.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: GardenSkater77 on September 21, 2022, 04:10:33 PM
generational wealth

(https://y.yarn.co/e70ea01d-e03d-4049-ac20-265afceee448_text.gif)
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Ricky Vaughn on September 21, 2022, 06:30:22 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/HV2NNvD/413a2zfyt-IL-AC-SY1100.jpg) (https://ibb.co/drcbb90)
(https://i.ibb.co/vdT7NNV/SSPPRIPR.jpg) (https://ibb.co/WzMbrrG)
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: rocklobster on September 21, 2022, 06:56:29 PM
(un)Live
Laugh
Love
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: my english is bad on September 21, 2022, 07:09:26 PM
Because is FUN
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: animalflesh on September 21, 2022, 07:10:39 PM
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/LrEuHhGTir0gtU0jVH/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bcxd2xdpgha3hhaadszr5z88vceo9u8xydamhpudc&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Ricky Vaughn on September 21, 2022, 07:19:44 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/VLSH3FL/Total-Watchful-Europeanpolecat-size-restricted.gif) (https://ibb.co/S6nQJk6)
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on September 21, 2022, 07:21:30 PM
The skeleton guy who rips out before a video. What's so funny?
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.2770319751.6147/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Nosferatu on September 21, 2022, 07:54:32 PM
Powell Peralta fart ripper
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: sacking rails on September 21, 2022, 08:17:26 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/HV2NNvD/413a2zfyt-IL-AC-SY1100.jpg) (https://ibb.co/drcbb90)
(https://i.ibb.co/vdT7NNV/SSPPRIPR.jpg) (https://ibb.co/WzMbrrG)
im darby crash a social blast
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on September 21, 2022, 08:35:51 PM
Laughing all the way to the bank
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Lou Strux on September 21, 2022, 08:48:31 PM
Laughing all the way to the bank
Well… there is that one frequent SLAP poster that claimed to own 9 of those && flight decks and the ground breaking “egg shape” he just invented hasn’t hit the shelves yet, so you may be onto something here. 8)
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: versacekid420 on September 21, 2022, 09:27:07 PM
Laughing all the way to the bank
stolen valor at its finest
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: TurdyBird on September 21, 2022, 09:35:36 PM
Could be wrong but it’s pain laughing
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on September 21, 2022, 10:13:44 PM
His ribs hurt, someone ate the flesh.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Dummklaus on September 21, 2022, 10:34:57 PM
the thread's name kinda implies that this is another && thread
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Burt Ward on September 21, 2022, 10:50:53 PM
Cos he knows a bunch of idiots have him tattooed on them.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: benboardbreaker on September 22, 2022, 01:17:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEBD57orF4Y
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on September 22, 2022, 01:45:56 AM
Because of &&'s massive boardsales to old dudes that only post on facebook and never skate.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Steely Daniel on September 22, 2022, 01:47:24 AM
Because he gets more exposure but is less iconic than the skull and sword.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 22, 2022, 02:03:21 AM
(https://oldlongboards.com/wp-content/uploads/Shortys_NOS_Vintage_Baby_Ripper_2002_Skateboard_01_dgw.jpg)
this lil' fella is also laughing
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on September 22, 2022, 02:26:29 AM
(https://oldlongboards.com/wp-content/uploads/Shortys_NOS_Vintage_Baby_Ripper_2002_Skateboard_01_dgw.jpg)
this lil' fella is also laughing

life sucks, crawl back lil' homie
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Prostate Exam on September 22, 2022, 03:08:06 AM
https://youtu.be/-VilmayBh6o (https://youtu.be/-VilmayBh6o)
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Pipe Dreamer on September 22, 2022, 04:02:08 AM
He knows where Animal Chin is and you don't.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on September 22, 2022, 04:03:45 AM
He tripped Mike V when he ran through that graveyard.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on September 22, 2022, 05:12:43 AM
All that sweet coin from 50 yo dudes looking to recapture their youth
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on September 22, 2022, 07:17:38 AM
It's probably George Powell who is laughing.

He has outlasted Vision and a bunch of competitors from the 80s.

He has outlasted Steve Rocco and World Industries.

He has one of the most talked about pros (love him or not love him) who is more interesting than almost anybody today.

He has these new wheels that are generating tons of buzz and sales.

He charges whatever he wants for his products and people buy it all.

Like a skeleton, he is under our skin.

What's not to smile about?  He seems really happy, and has even reunited with Stacy.

Plus he doesn't even care that Supreme is just a Powell graphic rip off. 

George, you're killing us.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Mike Oxwelling on September 22, 2022, 07:46:35 AM
It's probably George Powell who is laughing.

He has outlasted Vision and a bunch of competitors from the 80s.

He has outlasted Steve Rocco and World Industries.

He has one of the most talked about pros (love him or not love him) who is more interesting than almost anybody today.

He has these new wheels that are generating tons of buzz and sales.

He charges whatever he wants for his products and people buy it all.

Like a skeleton, he is under our skin.

What's not to smile about?  He seems really happy, and has even reunited with Stacy.

Plus he doesn't even care that Supreme is just a Powell graphic rip off. 

George, you're killing us.

Vision and Brad Dorfman were always here.  And there.   Unfortunately.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: sacking rails on September 22, 2022, 09:39:05 AM
actually hes laughing at you for watching a powell video
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: therealnod on September 22, 2022, 09:44:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHtnutB-06o
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Gallaz For Men on September 22, 2022, 09:57:28 AM
Because him and this guy have a fuckload of inside jokes
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/u_4Mx_D2tBg/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on September 22, 2022, 01:17:05 PM
Because him and this guy have a fuckload of inside jokes
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/u_4Mx_D2tBg/hqdefault.jpg)
<3
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: thingsthingsthings on September 22, 2022, 02:07:38 PM
salvaged from my 7th grade jean jacket (for real). Christmas present 1991 or so.
(https://i.imgur.com/COayp8q.jpeg)
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Plan9Customs on September 22, 2022, 05:05:42 PM
Because Dale hasn’t dug a buddy hole to his house yet.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2I9xNhpWeEY
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Banned from the room on September 22, 2022, 06:26:16 PM
It knew all this time that in 2022 Powell was going to be cooler than NHS.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: sacking rails on September 22, 2022, 06:29:42 PM
It knew all this time that in 2022 Powell was going to be cooler than NHS.
what if i told you niether are cool actually
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Banned from the room on September 22, 2022, 06:41:18 PM
Expand Quote
It knew all this time that in 2022 Powell was going to be cooler than NHS.
[close]
what if i told you niether are cool actually

Powell=USA product.
NHS=Asta

I'd vote USA product
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: TwisT on September 22, 2022, 06:51:54 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
It knew all this time that in 2022 Powell was going to be cooler than NHS.
[close]
what if i told you niether are cool actually
[close]

Powell=USA product.
NHS=Asta

I'd vote USA product


Hate to break it to you, Powell is made in china and Mexico
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: cucktard on September 22, 2022, 07:31:07 PM
Well, most of the wood decks are Mexico and China.
Flight decks and wheels are still in-house.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: hup on October 01, 2022, 12:26:24 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/HV2NNvD/413a2zfyt-IL-AC-SY1100.jpg) (https://ibb.co/drcbb90)
(https://i.ibb.co/vdT7NNV/SSPPRIPR.jpg) (https://ibb.co/WzMbrrG)

It has never occurred to me before, but do those eyes look kinda needy? Like “come on, guys. You used to loooove when I did this.”

Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: phlap on October 01, 2022, 06:51:59 AM
He knows he'll never ever get a heel bruise.
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Banned from the room on October 01, 2022, 07:52:48 AM
The germs are my second favorite la band
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Dark Knight on October 01, 2022, 08:20:14 AM
The Powell ghoul is the original goatse
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: sluggers on October 01, 2022, 10:58:14 AM
Laughing because he knows the Germs logo t-shirt will be selling at Wal-Mart forty years later.!

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Germs-Hardcore-Punk-Rock-Band-Music-Group-G-I-Skull-Adult-T-Shirt-Tee/169445722 (https://www.walmart.com/ip/Germs-Hardcore-Punk-Rock-Band-Music-Group-G-I-Skull-Adult-T-Shirt-Tee/169445722)
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: sacking rails on October 01, 2022, 11:36:07 AM
thats fucking punk
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: rukes on October 01, 2022, 04:45:26 PM
Because I'm always sending him hilarious meme emails
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: Highonangeldust on October 01, 2022, 06:49:53 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/dVqNjd1k/B52-A77-C1-9141-45-AD-8-D7-D-EACC761-D11-BB.png) (https://postimages.org/)

I’ll just see myself out…

(https://i.postimg.cc/VsRVrd77/50-AEA7-C4-329-D-4-BF0-8-BB1-EFFB4-E22-EAB7.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Why is the Powell Peralta Ripper Always Laughing?
Post by: LongStoryShort on October 02, 2022, 01:38:47 AM
Because he's pro, but it's probono