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Title: Dee formerly from Baker lurks on here.
Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on November 08, 2022, 05:00:22 PM
At a video premiere with a bunch of Nashville homies and saw Dee lurking on skateboarder lookalikes.
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Post by: e.d. on November 08, 2022, 05:31:35 PM
Nice.
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Post by: Rune Spliffberg on November 08, 2022, 05:32:52 PM
At a video premiere with a bunch of Nashville homies and saw I felt comfortable enough to get close to a complete stranger and spy on their phone screen, revealing Dee lurking on skateboarder lookalikes.

weird
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Post by: smellsdead on November 08, 2022, 05:33:43 PM
whats his hair smell like?
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Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on November 08, 2022, 05:44:08 PM
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At a video premiere with a bunch of Nashville homies and saw I felt comfortable enough to get close to a complete stranger and spy on their phone screen, revealing Dee lurking on skateboarder lookalikes.
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weird
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actually he was showing off the Dahmer Neen combo soooooo.
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on November 08, 2022, 05:44:19 PM
Dee, if you're reading this please stop making YouTube skate video reviews with your friends.
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Post by: GAY on November 08, 2022, 05:48:36 PM
whats his hair smell like?

porridge
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Post by: Geico Insurance on November 08, 2022, 05:48:52 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/Cs9MvQB/4-DC5-BC46-128-B-4-FEC-B3-B0-38-D82-B556549.jpg)
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Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on November 08, 2022, 05:51:24 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/gt2HZJT/C03-D4-E26-A78-A-468-A-A2-B9-74753-EF23020.jpg) (https://ibb.co/gt2HZJT)
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Post by: m path on November 08, 2022, 06:09:10 PM
At a video premiere with a bunch of Nashville homies and saw Dee lurking on skateboarder lookalikes.
  Get a life.
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Post by: Paul Cicero on November 08, 2022, 06:11:27 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/gt2HZJT/C03-D4-E26-A78-A-468-A-A2-B9-74753-EF23020.jpg) (https://ibb.co/gt2HZJT)

Did you just randomly take this? This is kinda weird now
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Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on November 08, 2022, 06:11:49 PM
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At a video premiere with a bunch of Nashville homies and saw Dee lurking on skateboarder lookalikes.
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  Get a life.
Go fuck yourself loser.
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Post by: Rune Spliffberg on November 08, 2022, 06:17:30 PM
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At a video premiere with a bunch of Nashville homies and saw Dee lurking on skateboarder lookalikes.
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  Get a life.
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Go fuck yourself loser.

stop sniffing strangers loser.
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Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on November 08, 2022, 06:20:28 PM
And this is why slap is full of kooks and dorks who like to pick things apart, I’m glad I took a long Hiatus from this bs, go fuck yourselves and fuck this board, you guys know how to make others feel like shit.
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Post by: rukes on November 08, 2022, 06:44:31 PM
One of us, one of us
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Post by: Lame_Fella on November 08, 2022, 06:48:00 PM
Was a fan of his, wondered what happened. Too bad he got on Supra in its dying days, think he fit pretty well there
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Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on November 08, 2022, 06:52:43 PM
https://youtu.be/FPc0BYV8ors
Sk4terdie
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Post by: HeapsCool on November 08, 2022, 07:10:59 PM
People who take slap too seriously fkn suck. Fuck all you who don't see the beauty in this thread.

Dee! People think you probably stink? Is this true?
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Post by: slappies on November 08, 2022, 07:13:39 PM
Lmao the lightest bullying getting the heaviest reaction, this thread is good stuff!
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Post by: jgonzalez on November 08, 2022, 07:20:44 PM
Dee who?





















































































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Post by: Jebediah on November 08, 2022, 07:21:41 PM
Dee, if you're reading this

Hi Dee   8)
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Post by: augustmoon on November 08, 2022, 07:22:23 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/gt2HZJT/C03-D4-E26-A78-A-468-A-A2-B9-74753-EF23020.jpg) (https://ibb.co/gt2HZJT)

they're gonna find this dude tied up in your basement, arent they
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Post by: igrindtwinkies on November 08, 2022, 07:24:16 PM
I'm low key hyped to have this info.
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Post by: Bhaktih on November 08, 2022, 07:29:47 PM
Of Baker*
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Post by: os89 on November 08, 2022, 07:40:39 PM
Thread is funny
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on November 08, 2022, 07:41:03 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/dKbPKkT/6470be23-2288-4d10-a4d1-7c08a268b1b2-text.gif)
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Post by: fakie nollie on November 08, 2022, 07:42:05 PM
I love this place
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Post by: Punished Skateboards on November 08, 2022, 07:49:35 PM
He probably watches Gifted Hater too
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Post by: Kanteen Russell on November 08, 2022, 07:50:36 PM
I dunno why but I just got horny all a sudden.
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Post by: doomstation55 on November 08, 2022, 08:13:26 PM
Hey Dee, remember that party outside of Nashville where you tried to squeeze past a girl and farted on her audibly? She called you out on it, and everyone smelt it, but you refused to own it and the guy who’s house it was got pissed and kicked you out?


Probably not because I just made that up.
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Post by: Nosferatu on November 08, 2022, 08:17:13 PM
Hey Dee, remember that party outside of Nashville where you tried to squeeze past a girl and farted on her audibly? She called you out on it, and everyone smelt it, but you refused to own it and the guy who’s house it was got pissed and kicked you out?


Probably not because I just made that up.

Reminds me of the time I saw Dee at the grocery store scanning candy bars or whatever.
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Post by: blurst_of_times on November 08, 2022, 08:24:31 PM
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whats his hair smell like?
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porridge
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Post by: Rihannasdirtylaundry on November 09, 2022, 01:27:25 AM
DEEZ NUTZ
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Post by: rukes on November 09, 2022, 02:16:44 AM
All I have to say to Dee is...


Birddddd! You're a giant bird!!
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Post by: Bryanferry on November 09, 2022, 03:36:52 AM
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Hey Dee, remember that party outside of Nashville where you tried to squeeze past a girl and farted on her audibly? She called you out on it, and everyone smelt it, but you refused to own it and the guy who’s house it was got pissed and kicked you out?


Probably not because I just made that up.
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Reminds me of the time I saw Dee at the grocery store scanning candy bars or whatever.

And he was just in the latest wknd ad dressed
As a janitor?
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Post by: JoseCansnake0 on November 09, 2022, 04:43:53 AM
deelicious information
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Post by: Prostate Exam on November 09, 2022, 05:26:36 AM
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At a video premiere with a bunch of Nashville homies and saw Dee lurking on skateboarder lookalikes.
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  Get a life.
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Go fuck yourself loser.


(https://cdn.motor1.com/images/mgl/kXg0R/s3/2020-ford-focus-ecoboost-hybrid.webp)
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Post by: rocklobster on November 09, 2022, 05:36:49 AM
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Hey Dee, remember that party outside of Nashville where you tried to squeeze past a girl and farted on her audibly? She called you out on it, and everyone smelt it, but you refused to own it and the guy who’s house it was got pissed and kicked you out?


Probably not because I just made that up.
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Reminds me of the time I saw Dee at the grocery store scanning candy bars or whatever.

I met Dee at a restaurant once in 2014 - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. "I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?" Then out of nowhere Dee shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Baker fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Dee was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Dee and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
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Post by: Royce Lopez on November 09, 2022, 05:42:07 AM
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At a video premiere with a bunch of Nashville homies and saw Dee lurking on skateboarder lookalikes.
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  Get a life.
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Go fuck yourself loser.

 ;D ;D
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Post by: kook1234 on November 09, 2022, 05:51:59 AM
(its me guys, im dee  ;))
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Post by: dannyprovolone on November 09, 2022, 05:52:39 AM
great thread
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Post by: doublesteveburger on November 09, 2022, 06:00:58 AM
hey dee hi would you rather pee out a marble or poop out a softball
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Post by: Royce Lopez on November 09, 2022, 06:12:19 AM
(its me guys, im dee  ;))

hmm your rep is pretty high
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Post by: Kombuch-A-Holic on November 09, 2022, 06:15:35 AM
I saw him lurking the winner wallet thread.
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Post by: ok boomer on November 09, 2022, 06:26:45 AM
Dee who?





















































































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dats what im talkin bout
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Post by: stringsnthings on November 09, 2022, 07:22:56 AM
Side note, are people aware he landed on Blood Wizard? I think he's been getting boards from them for a while now.
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Post by: nickpaolucci on November 09, 2022, 08:15:41 AM
it's a shame you would out him like that cause now his manlet friend shane is gonna call him a cuck for looking at the cuck boards.
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Post by: bad joke on November 09, 2022, 08:21:39 AM
Side note, are people aware he landed on Blood Wizard? I think he's been getting boards from them for a while now.

oh sick hope he gets a pro board

then i will go to the shop and say

"give me the dee"
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Post by: rawbertson. on November 09, 2022, 08:36:55 AM
dude looks like he should have been in lynryrd skynrd which is pretty rad
skateboarding in places like oklahoma and tennesee seems pretty dope. they are kinda off the beaten path a bit but seems like they have some really dope spots still. kinda like a texas vibe without being so scary. texas seems sick too though. i really want to take a trip through the US in a caravan some day. or along the coast on a sailboat or some shit.
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Post by: Abyss1 on November 09, 2022, 08:42:43 AM
Haven't seem DGKalis in a while, you think he's lurking? 
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Post by: Lame_Fella on November 09, 2022, 08:49:34 AM
Haven't seem DGKalis in a while, you think he's lurking?
He was just in the Wes of DC thread debunking that DC is dropping him
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Post by: Allen. on November 09, 2022, 09:24:23 AM
He probably watches Gifted Hater too

He probably doesn’t know that gifted hater has a bigger reach than thrasher and therefore is the only media outlet that matters
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on November 09, 2022, 09:29:03 AM
it's true I was there and Dee was behind me



(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DkMusH4XgAEfRUq.jpg)
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Post by: coldbrew on November 09, 2022, 09:30:51 AM
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Side note, are people aware he landed on Blood Wizard? I think he's been getting boards from them for a while now.
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oh sick hope he gets a pro board

then i will go to the shop and say

"give me the dee"

username checks out.
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Post by: lilyung on November 09, 2022, 09:49:17 AM
And this is why slap is full of kooks and dorks who like to pick things apart, I’m glad I took a long Hiatus from this bs, go fuck yourselves and fuck this board, you guys know how to make others feel like shit.

This is kind of a kook thread premise man, no offense.

Didn't see anyone picking it apart really.
If most ppl are saying this is kind of coverage is lo key weird, then maybe that could actually be valuable info for you?

Just because ppl aren't sugar coating it doesn't mean it isn't valid
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Post by: GAY on November 09, 2022, 10:06:41 AM
And this is why slap is full of kooks and dorks who like to pick things apart, I’m glad I took a long Hiatus from this bs, go fuck yourselves and fuck this board, you guys know how to make others feel like shit.

We're a bunch of nobodies...and you're too good to let this dumb shit bring you down. Don't let this place get you down.
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Post by: fineslime on November 09, 2022, 10:29:32 AM
And this is why slap is full of kooks and dorks who like to pick things apart, I’m glad I took a long Hiatus from this bs, go fuck yourselves and fuck this board, you guys know how to make others feel like shit.

I love you.
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Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on November 09, 2022, 10:50:21 AM
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And this is why slap is full of kooks and dorks who like to pick things apart, I’m glad I took a long Hiatus from this bs, go fuck yourselves and fuck this board, you guys know how to make others feel like shit.
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I love you.
I love you too total stranger , have a gnar.
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Post by: HORSES on November 09, 2022, 11:01:05 AM
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(https://i.ibb.co/gt2HZJT/C03-D4-E26-A78-A-468-A-A2-B9-74753-EF23020.jpg) (https://ibb.co/gt2HZJT)
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Did you just randomly take this? This is kinda weird now

Kinda? It's creepy.
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on November 09, 2022, 11:20:46 AM
Hey Dee if you're reading do you ever pull girls and tell them to sawcon Dee's nuts?
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Post by: Watson on November 09, 2022, 11:33:32 AM
Mmmmmm how do you say Dee-licious, Dee-lovely, Dee-lectable, Dee-vine?
How do you say Dee-gorgeous, Dee-with it? Dee-groovy? Dee-Ostrander?
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Post by: ok boomer on November 09, 2022, 11:36:09 AM
Hey Dee if you're reading do you ever pull girls and tell them to sawcon Dee's nuts?

(https://i.ibb.co/kDS9qfs/gerald.gif) (https://ibb.co/rpwc5SR)
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Post by: Pipe Dreamer on November 09, 2022, 11:43:24 AM
I bet OP was a natural at cheating examinations.
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Post by: benboardbreaker on November 09, 2022, 01:15:40 PM
I once ran in to him at a contest. Really friendly dude, and his hair was extremely long. So if Dee is on here: Hi Dee you are a friendly person.  8)

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Post by: GAY on November 09, 2022, 03:37:44 PM
Mmmmmm how do you say Dee-licious, Dee-lovely, Dee-lectable, Dee-vine?
How do you say Dee-gorgeous, Dee-with it? Dee-groovy? Dee-Ostrander?

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Post by: fineslime on November 09, 2022, 05:19:12 PM
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And this is why slap is full of kooks and dorks who like to pick things apart, I’m glad I took a long Hiatus from this bs, go fuck yourselves and fuck this board, you guys know how to make others feel like shit.
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I love you.
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I love you too total stranger , have a gnar.

when the time cums I'll pay it forward.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 09, 2022, 05:31:53 PM
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And this is why slap is full of kooks and dorks who like to pick things apart, I’m glad I took a long Hiatus from this bs, go fuck yourselves and fuck this board, you guys know how to make others feel like shit.
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I love you.
[close]
I love you too total stranger , have a gnar.
[close]

when the time cums I'll pay it forward.

Do you have a preference if time uses the big hand or the little when it cums
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Post by: Lostdog on November 10, 2022, 03:28:03 AM
Nobody gives a shit about that greasy fuck. Horrible style and probably smells like an unwiped asshole
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Post by: Banned from the room on November 10, 2022, 06:08:37 AM
You should have grabbed the phone and checked out the porn hub search history.

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Post by: Allen. on November 10, 2022, 03:07:25 PM
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Mmmmmm how do you say Dee-licious, Dee-lovely, Dee-lectable, Dee-vine?
How do you say Dee-gorgeous, Dee-with it? Dee-groovy? Dee-Ostrander?
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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Wow this is an amazing reference haha

You should have grabbed the phone and checked out the porn hub search history.

He loves Dee-p porn.
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Post by: Highonangeldust on November 10, 2022, 05:58:19 PM
whats his hair smell like?
Probably like a crusty jerk sock
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Post by: DarthDingusMaximus on November 10, 2022, 06:13:56 PM
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whats his hair smell like?
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Probably like a crusty jerk sock
Not going to lie when I saw he was on Slap I did lean over and said Shalom,  Tim and Eric style.

He smelled like cigs and weed, lol no surprise there.
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Post by: fakie nollie on November 10, 2022, 09:35:19 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/gt2HZJT/C03-D4-E26-A78-A-468-A-A2-B9-74753-EF23020.jpg) (https://ibb.co/gt2HZJT)

Photo by ric leonetti
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Post by: benboardbreaker on November 11, 2022, 12:08:32 AM
Here are some more info we didn't need.  ;D

What does the last name Ostrander mean?
The lord of the east shore
OSTRANDER : (Dutch.) The lord of the east shore, from osie, east, stircmd, the shore, and heer, lord or master; he that must have his due of a stranded ship.

So Dee might be a Dutch pirate from Tennessee.

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Post by: Dark Knight on November 11, 2022, 12:27:23 AM
In other news, water is wet
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Post by: Mean salto on November 11, 2022, 01:28:49 AM
In other news, water is wet
Just like Dee and all his friends hair always is for some reason
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on November 11, 2022, 02:11:16 AM
Here are some more info we didn't need.  ;D

What does the last name Ostrander mean?
The lord of the east shore
OSTRANDER : (Dutch.) The lord of the east shore, from osie, east, stircmd, the shore, and heer, lord or master; he that must have his due of a stranded ship.

So Dee might be a Dutch pirate from Tennessee.

The etymology of last names is something I’d be interested in. Like why is Lance Mountain’s last name Mountain of all things. I mean, I’m somewhat interested; maybe I’ll donate some of my time toward finding that out.
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Post by: UselessAsshole on November 11, 2022, 06:32:26 AM
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whats his hair smell like?
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porridge

Dee''s porridge hot, Dee's porridge cold, Dee's porridge, in a pot, nine days old.
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Post by: $$LESH on November 11, 2022, 08:07:41 AM
You should have grabbed the phone and checked out the porn hub search history.

probably just types in three 6 mafia and goes to fap town from there
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Post by: benboardbreaker on November 11, 2022, 09:02:59 AM
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Here are some more info we didn't need.  ;D

What does the last name Ostrander mean?
The lord of the east shore
OSTRANDER : (Dutch.) The lord of the east shore, from osie, east, stircmd, the shore, and heer, lord or master; he that must have his due of a stranded ship.

So Dee might be a Dutch pirate from Tennessee.
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The etymology of last names is something I’d be interested in. Like why is Lance Mountain’s last name Mountain of all things. I mean, I’m somewhat interested; maybe I’ll donate some of my time toward finding that out.

Haha true. It is a weird but good fitting last name that Lance Mountain has.
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Post by: Mean salto on November 11, 2022, 09:10:13 AM
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Here are some more info we didn't need.  ;D

What does the last name Ostrander mean?
The lord of the east shore
OSTRANDER : (Dutch.) The lord of the east shore, from osie, east, stircmd, the shore, and heer, lord or master; he that must have his due of a stranded ship.

So Dee might be a Dutch pirate from Tennessee.
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The etymology of last names is something I’d be interested in. Like why is Lance Mountain’s last name Mountain of all things. I mean, I’m somewhat interested; maybe I’ll donate some of my time toward finding that out.
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Haha true. It is a weird but good fitting last name that Lance Mountain has.
His name was actually lance mounting (named after an important part of equipment for jousting knights) but he got Ellis islanded