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Title: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: igrindtwinkies on April 04, 2023, 01:06:54 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XYctPJj.png). Preorders for the new Ragdoll part "Walk on Water" are going out now.  $30 for a burned dvd shipped right to your door.  These are only going to go up in value.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: work_lurker on April 04, 2023, 01:12:28 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XYctPJj.png). Preorders for the new Ragdoll part "Walk on Water" are going out now.  $30 for a burned dvd shipped right to your door.  These are only going to go up in value.

Only buying 3 copies to see if he went back to El Toro for the make
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Rasmus on April 04, 2023, 01:16:10 PM
I don't understand what a preorder of a part means - is it early viewing access? Also who's willing to pay for a Ragdoll part? I remember he had a very touching story, but the last thing he put out could definitely have benefited from better quality control
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Lou Strux on April 04, 2023, 01:38:57 PM
I don't understand what a preorder of a part means - is it early viewing access? Also who's willing to pay for a Ragdoll part? I remember he had a very touching story, but the last thing he put out could definitely have benefited from better quality control
To be fair though, he only charged me $17 for the last part when I preordered it, so maybe the price for this one reflects an increase in quality?  ;)
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: doublesteveburger on April 04, 2023, 01:40:13 PM
you don't have pepper spray you don't have shit
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: GAY on April 04, 2023, 02:10:42 PM
I wouldn't pay anything near $30 for any of Ragdoll's parts.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Newphone on April 04, 2023, 02:37:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XYctPJj.png). Preorders for the new Ragdoll part "Walk on Water" are going out now.  $30 for a burned dvd shipped right to your door.  These are only going to go up in value.

While many collectibles do go up in value over time, you can’t be sure it will and should say as much.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: dannyprovolone on April 04, 2023, 02:37:53 PM
I don't understand what a preorder of a part means

it means were sending him money for gas/weed/snacks
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: xrossings on April 04, 2023, 03:02:47 PM
i'd give him 2 nickels and half a jimmy johns sub
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: GardenSkater77 on April 04, 2023, 03:28:59 PM
I’d sub his Patreon at $3 per month if he promised to bloat his sack on missed handrail attempts…
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: nicotinewheel on April 04, 2023, 03:31:16 PM
pro af
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on April 04, 2023, 03:37:19 PM
Somebody get this man a job
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: SneakySecrets on April 04, 2023, 03:47:15 PM
Nope
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: apport on April 04, 2023, 03:50:29 PM
even if he sells just one part i imagine the revenue would be better than whatever he would get from youtube for the views, i back the hustle
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Lou Strux on April 04, 2023, 03:57:35 PM
I wouldn't pay anything near $30 for any of Ragdoll's parts.
I mean… obvs NOT his ballsack, on account of that thing has been to heck & back, but are you telling me you wouldn’t fork over $30 for an eyeball, or a kidney?!?
Think of the resale value on that, provided you have dark web connections to move such a thing: I don’t think Craigslist let’s you sell organs.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: GAY on April 04, 2023, 04:18:22 PM
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I wouldn't pay anything near $30 for any of Ragdoll's parts.
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I mean… obvs NOT his ballsack, on account of that thing has been to heck & back, but are you telling me you wouldn’t fork over $30 for an eyeball, or a kidney?!?
Think of the resale value on that, provided you have dark web connections to move such a thing: I don’t think Craigslist let’s you sell organs.

Ragdolls organs are completely trucked. No resale value whatsoever. Trust me I've done my research on this.

EDIT: I'd rather pay $33 for a vintage pack of Vinnie Vegas Vagina wipes.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: DirtyBurger on April 04, 2023, 04:22:16 PM
I'll just wait for it to get posted on PornHub
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Joust Ostrich on April 04, 2023, 04:41:30 PM
i'd give him 2 nickels and half a jimmy johns sub

Which half?  Top half?  Just bread and some lettuce shaving? 
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Steely Daniel on April 04, 2023, 04:46:39 PM
This thread is ruthless. I am enjoying it.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: v.2.0.0.1 on April 04, 2023, 05:10:17 PM
This thread is why Im on slap. Pure gold.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: veritas on April 04, 2023, 05:32:49 PM
He should give AVE the 30 bucks for helping him pick his song from Slaughterhouse
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Newphone on April 04, 2023, 05:42:23 PM
He’s selling 50 copies of a dvd version of his free part he’s working on, doesn’t seem like that big a deal.


When he messaged you the price did you stand up from your chair and exclaim “got him!”?
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: modern life is war on April 04, 2023, 05:45:22 PM
Looks like he hit his head pretty hard a couple of weeks ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_ry2HDdDd/
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: poopnutsupreme on April 04, 2023, 06:13:26 PM
Looks like he hit his head pretty hard a couple of weeks ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_ry2HDdDd/

this gave me real chris angel mindfreak vibes, bless
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: matty_c on April 04, 2023, 06:29:40 PM
Man they don’t even show the slam
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: MFS on April 04, 2023, 07:29:42 PM
Im going to liquidate my assets and go all in on the ragdoll investment! HOLD INDEFINETELY! 
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Lou Strux on April 04, 2023, 09:26:47 PM
Must be pretty cool going by “Ragsdoll” as a grown adult.
Mans has unlocked the secret equation & solved for x.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on April 04, 2023, 11:20:16 PM
ass crack
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Noble Experiment on April 05, 2023, 12:05:18 AM
Looks like he hit his head pretty hard a couple of weeks ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_ry2HDdDd/
Nah, he just passed out on a bowl of spaghetti and forgot to wash it off his head.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: turbo 2.0 on April 05, 2023, 12:20:44 AM
Man they don’t even show the slam

for an extra ten dollars he’ll send you a copy that’s identical to the thirty dollar one except you actually get to see the bail.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Koozin on April 05, 2023, 12:36:05 AM
Fucking washed up bum
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Prostate Exam on April 05, 2023, 01:38:53 AM
I wont pay the ragtoll to ragdoll
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: igrindtwinkies on April 05, 2023, 01:49:03 AM
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Looks like he hit his head pretty hard a couple of weeks ago

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_ry2HDdDd/
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this gave me real chris angel mindfreak vibes, bless

The poor guy probably can't spare too many brain cells.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: IpathCats on April 05, 2023, 09:52:57 AM
jenkem should interview someone who un-ironically buys this.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: InkkeACAB on April 05, 2023, 09:58:23 AM
that injury looks fake
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: offkilter on April 05, 2023, 10:00:29 AM
With the shortage of skate content and how long we have to wait for new parts to come out, I’m in!
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Pipe Dreamer on April 05, 2023, 11:46:44 AM
I think I'm going to hold out till the exclusive VHS version personally.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: HiResDes on April 05, 2023, 12:30:41 PM
how much booty crack do I get to see for 30 dollars
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Loady McGee on April 05, 2023, 12:56:41 PM
I wont pay the ragtoll to ragdoll

You gotta pay the ragtoll to get into this doll's hole
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on April 05, 2023, 03:45:43 PM
This dude gives me hella bad weird vibes
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: GAY on April 05, 2023, 03:51:39 PM
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I wont pay the ragtoll to ragdoll
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You gotta pay the ragtoll to get into this doll's hole

Hoo boy, if I had a nickel...
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: pugmaster on April 05, 2023, 04:08:13 PM
Pre-ordering a Ragdoll video part on DVD is the skate video equivalent of placing an online order for a black coffee, then having them spinning the ipad around to ask for a tip when you go in to pick it up. 
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Willie on April 05, 2023, 06:28:50 PM
It looks like he morphed from a Vegas dirtbag to a Jacksonville dirtbag. Are we sure it’s the same guy?
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 06, 2023, 03:28:40 AM
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I wouldn't pay anything near $30 for any of Ragdoll's parts.
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I mean… obvs NOT his ballsack, on account of that thing has been to heck & back, but are you telling me you wouldn’t fork over $30 for an eyeball, or a kidney?!?
Think of the resale value on that, provided you have dark web connections to move such a thing: I don’t think Craigslist let’s you sell organs.

I dunno man I feel like the sack is the most valuable thing, if only from like a quantity over quality and novelty conversation piece standpoint. Like having a 4 foot wide clock on the wall of your office or something.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Lou Strux on April 06, 2023, 09:17:13 AM
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I wouldn't pay anything near $30 for any of Ragdoll's parts.
[close]
I mean… obvs NOT his ballsack, on account of that thing has been to heck & back, but are you telling me you wouldn’t fork over $30 for an eyeball, or a kidney?!?
Think of the resale value on that, provided you have dark web connections to move such a thing: I don’t think Craigslist let’s you sell organs.
[close]

I dunno man I feel like the sack is the most valuable thing, if only from like a quantity over quality and novelty conversation piece standpoint. Like having a 4 foot wide clock on the wall of your office or something.
based on the the stories he's shared, at one point in time you actually could have made a 4 foot wide clock for your office from his swollen scrotesticles.
I'd for sure pay $30 for a over-sized "ball clock."
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Lame_Nigga on April 11, 2023, 11:18:37 AM
https://youtu.be/yyOojewkcwU
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: NoComply180 on April 11, 2023, 11:49:15 AM
Haven’t read thread or anything about pre orders but that part was actually more enjoyable than I expected lol. Some cool maneuvers in there.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Newphone on April 11, 2023, 01:14:22 PM
Way better than his last part. As far as where it with sit in my solo parts on my DVD shelf, right after gravis- dylan and before/ better than kalis in mono.  Glad I didn’t let you guys shame me outta this one.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: JANUS on April 11, 2023, 01:43:57 PM
I can’t read his last name without hearing it in this badmon’s voice:
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jpvzDI92V6Y/WBW3qlw2gKI/AAAAAAAAGcM/IXvjJJd0y28oHTwMLeRY-hraLyfh0aeWwCLcB/s1600/PicsArt_10-30-10.03.53.jpg)
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Gab on April 11, 2023, 02:39:50 PM
Darkslide was tight
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Sifter on April 11, 2023, 02:44:38 PM
Boardslide body varial fs board was sick at the start.  Hope he got his head checked out after that slam.  Awful seeing him faceplant knocked out
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: French manicure on April 11, 2023, 04:12:12 PM
A Ragdoll part in 2023, that's wild.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: igrindtwinkies on April 11, 2023, 04:16:41 PM
I'll give it to him, some good stuff in there.  I dug the boardslide body varial thing and I have a soft spot for darkslides.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: botefdunn on April 11, 2023, 05:01:13 PM
a little less stiff than the last one. That said, everything he does just looks like an attempt to avoid learning how to ollie properly.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Tom Pearl on April 11, 2023, 05:06:09 PM
that was just sad
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: modern life is war on April 11, 2023, 05:07:27 PM
He's either drug-fried or has brain damage from hitting his head too much and I'm not going to watch the nine club interview to find out which one it is. The darkslide was pretty good though.

Is he implying that he is God with the title? Lmao
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Murge on April 12, 2023, 05:09:11 AM
Wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be and better than his last part. Could see him on frog or fancy lad. The getting junk food tonight EE bit was tight. Made me smile.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: pesto166 on April 12, 2023, 11:15:32 AM
I respect the fact that he said he would put out a full part.

And he actually followed through.

can't say the same for a lot of older pros who are getting paid.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: skippersoldballs on April 12, 2023, 12:22:02 PM
Only man who’s getting money from me to watch their skating is Todd Falcon
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: apport on April 12, 2023, 01:02:33 PM
damn that was kinda sick he skated to desaparecidos. honestly a pretty enjoyable part, wack framerate issues aside.
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Allen. on April 12, 2023, 01:16:48 PM
Petition to never use an El Michaels Affair Wu-tang cover again
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: camel filters on April 12, 2023, 01:27:31 PM
Wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be and better than his last part. Could see him on frog or fancy lad. The getting junk food tonight EE bit was tight. Made me smile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh-Y6EohIhk
ABD by Rowan @01:04:14
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: rusty knees on April 12, 2023, 04:29:43 PM
some dudes take the ride on or drop in stuff too seriously

...shouldve cut it down and taken out some of that super easy stuff
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: smellsdead on April 12, 2023, 04:33:36 PM
(https://media.tenor.com/UxhRnOP359QAAAAC/wtf-time.gif)
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: h00man on April 12, 2023, 04:51:27 PM
whoever was responsible for filming that boneless into the bank with the telephone booth in the shot should never film skateboarding again.

why was the frame rate like that??? who is responsible for that stupid ass decision?

tricks were pretty cool tho
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on April 12, 2023, 10:04:20 PM
Defs better than his last “part”, perhaps a poor choice to have KA for the cameo though …
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: cherry on April 13, 2023, 05:16:50 AM
whoever was responsible for filming that boneless into the bank with the telephone booth in the shot should never film skateboarding again.

why was the frame rate like that??? who is responsible for that stupid ass decision?

tricks were pretty cool tho

Pretty sure my friend casey filmed that. I’ll ask him and get back to you
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: big_kev_215 on April 13, 2023, 07:30:37 AM
Can’t wait for the Jenkem interview with someone who purchased a Ragdoll dvd
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: goeatsomefriedbread on April 13, 2023, 11:28:56 AM
Enjoyed the part, might be something up with my PC or was the framerate kinda messed up? Darkslide was mad
Title: Re: New Ragdoll part preorders
Post by: Ricky Vaughn on April 14, 2023, 07:12:16 AM
Bet he sells 3 copies to relatives (that in turn never watch it)