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Title: The Primitive phase
Post by: #switchgod on June 21, 2023, 07:43:17 PM
Watching the Tiago raw stuff it got me thinking hes like the damn Hulk..so then Prod would be Nick Fury? Maybe some people would also find this fun.

PRod: Iron Man. Or Nick Fury?
Tiago Lemos: Hulk
Miles Silvas: Thor
Wade Desarmo: Vision
Carlos Ribeiro: Wolverine
Spencer Hamilton: Doctor Strange
Robert Neal: Loki
Giovanni Vianna: Antman?
Frankie Villani: The Thing
JB Gillet: Clint Barton
Trent McClung: Bucky Barnes
Tre Williams: Black Panther
Brian Peacock: Shang Chi

Nyjah: Thanos but if he were on Primitive hed be Captain America


Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: pointandclick on June 21, 2023, 10:39:47 PM
Brian Peacock: Shang Chi
thats racist
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: slimvanilla on June 21, 2023, 10:48:16 PM
boy what de hellllllllll ouuuuu ma godddddd
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Natas_Fauxas on June 21, 2023, 10:53:21 PM
Is there a worst thread thread? How does this rank long term pals?
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: lurkluke on June 21, 2023, 11:02:22 PM
I hate this
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: ApesPissed on June 21, 2023, 11:37:42 PM
I hate this
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Prostate Exam on June 22, 2023, 12:02:18 AM
If you go to the forest to collect mushrooms, don't pick the ones with white dots on them...
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 22, 2023, 02:24:53 AM
 :(
I hate this
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: shockpadsandwristguards on June 22, 2023, 03:58:40 AM
this fucking sucks. almost sounds like you want another collectable collab between primitive and something corny.

marvel sucks.
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Jewel Runner on June 22, 2023, 04:09:38 AM
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Brian Peacock: Shang Chi
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thats racist


Tre Williams: Black Panther


This isn't?
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Weeb_poser on June 22, 2023, 04:15:42 AM
Don't give primitive anymore collab ideas
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Big Baby Jesus on June 22, 2023, 05:05:10 AM
Duality of slap threads.
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: smellsdead on June 22, 2023, 05:21:58 AM
op needs to go take a fuckin walk
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: #switchgod on June 22, 2023, 06:54:12 AM
my bad. Which Fellini film do Troy Gipson's eyes remind us of the most?
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: fineslime on June 22, 2023, 07:42:26 AM
If you go to the forest to collect mushrooms, don't pick the ones with white dots on them...

pick the ones with the purple dots ;)
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: SneakySecrets on June 22, 2023, 08:08:07 AM
Mike Anderson: Batman
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: JANUS on June 22, 2023, 08:55:50 AM
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If you go to the forest to collect mushrooms, don't pick the ones with white dots on them...
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pick the ones with the purple dots ;)

A great number of mushrooms have white dots speckled about the fruit body. They’re usually just remnants of the universal veil (IIRC). Purple spores are neat, though.
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: doublesteveburger on June 22, 2023, 09:05:51 AM
spanish mike is hawkeye
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: BurgerCop on June 22, 2023, 10:32:41 AM
Can I be BIG WHEEL?

(https://pictures.abebooks.com/inventory/31064021201.jpg)
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: fulfillthedream on June 22, 2023, 10:33:01 AM
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Brian Peacock: Shang Chi
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thats racist


just like the first power rangers line up - Main hero was red, the main girl was pink, african american dude was black, asian girl was yellow and the nerd was blue haha
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Christmas Complete on June 22, 2023, 03:20:48 PM
Ooh, ooh, now do it for Harry Potter characters!
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 22, 2023, 04:59:33 PM
If you are gonna make terrible posts like this, at least stick to the same cinematic universe. You mixing avengers, X-men, fantastic four, and god knows what else. Show some fucking class.
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: switchfakie on June 22, 2023, 06:33:35 PM
kooked
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: jakeumms on June 22, 2023, 08:26:14 PM
If Jah is Cap then Domo is his Bucky for sure
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Roy Machine on June 23, 2023, 12:28:52 AM
Ooh, ooh, now do it for Harry Potter characters!

PRod = Albus Dumbledore
Tiago = Harry Potter
Franky Villani = Hermoine
Carlos Ribeiro = Ron
Wade = Snape
Spencer Hamilton = McGonagall
Robert Neal = Malfoy
Miles Silvas = Viktor Krum
Kyonoskue = Ginny
Dylan Jaeb = Cedric Diggory
JB Gillet = Luna Lovegood

Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: backside_frontside on June 23, 2023, 05:59:27 AM
If Nyjah is Thanos, what are the skateboard infinity stones?
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: lurker_and_poster on June 23, 2023, 06:11:28 AM
Watching the Tiago raw stuff it got me thinking hes like the damn Hulk..so then Prod would be Nick Fury? Maybe some people would also find this fun.

PRod: Iron Man. Or Nick Fury?
Tiago Lemos: Hulk
Miles Silvas: Thor
Wade Desarmo: Vision
Carlos Ribeiro: Wolverine
Spencer Hamilton: Doctor Strange
Robert Neal: Loki
Giovanni Vianna: Antman?
Frankie Villani: The Thing
JB Gillet: Clint Barton
Trent McClung: Bucky Barnes
Tre Williams: Black Panther
Brian Peacock: Shang Chi

Nyjah: Thanos but if he were on Primitive hed be Captain America

Nobody of that guy fits the chosen character.
But this post makes me become the Punisher - and you all the NY Mob losers.
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: ggrimmedd on June 23, 2023, 06:22:28 AM
This mans definitely on whippits and crack
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Jewel Runner on June 23, 2023, 06:24:57 AM
If Nyjah is Thanos, what are the skateboard infinity stones?

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0421/9410/8583/products/enjoi_11017002_multi_little_buddies_anodized_bolts_78_2_ef36c893-f919-41a4-a7f4-a0173d0c442f_1024x1024.jpg?v=1603270787)
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Benevenstanciano on June 23, 2023, 10:01:06 PM
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If Nyjah is Thanos, what are the skateboard infinity stones?
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0421/9410/8583/products/enjoi_11017002_multi_little_buddies_anodized_bolts_78_2_ef36c893-f919-41a4-a7f4-a0173d0c442f_1024x1024.jpg?v=1603270787)


If its Jah I feel like this is a better fit.

(https://i.ibb.co/6DbDRBC/64-A33-E99-46-BA-4-FBD-8-A00-41-EE69186529.jpg) (https://ibb.co/6DbDRBC)
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Ziad on June 23, 2023, 10:38:54 PM
primitive sucks and superheros suck
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: LebowskisRug on June 24, 2023, 06:48:58 AM
Didn't they already do this as a deck series? If not, please don't give them any worse ideas. I'd love to support Tiago or Spenny but I also don't wanna be a 37 year old skating a Dragon Ball Z deck.
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Benevenstanciano on June 24, 2023, 03:28:15 PM
Didn't they already do this as a deck series? If not, please don't give them any worse ideas. I'd love to support Tiago or Spenny but I also don't wanna be a 37 year old skating a Dragon Ball Z deck.


Primitive collaborations so far
-Dragon ball z
My hero academia
Naruto
Tupac
Bob Marley
Marvel
Demon slayer
Sriracha 
Rick and morty
Sailor moon
Biggie smalls
Megadeath
 Frank frazzetta
Creepshow
jujutsu kaisen

Jesus Christ , am I missing any?
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: burntout on June 24, 2023, 04:09:55 PM
primitive does not suck and Ziad sucks

Fixed
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: swellbowed on June 24, 2023, 04:23:44 PM
(https://i.giphy.com/media/AeiRxzecjBmSDhAKbk/200w.webp)
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: LebowskisRug on June 24, 2023, 08:19:04 PM
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Didn't they already do this as a deck series? If not, please don't give them any worse ideas. I'd love to support Tiago or Spenny but I also don't wanna be a 37 year old skating a Dragon Ball Z deck.
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Primitive collaborations so far
-Dragon ball z
My hero academia
Naruto
Tupac
Bob Marley
Marvel
Demon slayer
Sriracha 
Rick and morty
Sailor moon
Biggie smalls
Megadeath
 Frank frazzetta
Creepshow
jujutsu kaisen

Jesus Christ , am I missing any?

Kikkoman soy sauce.
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: swellbowed on June 24, 2023, 08:26:18 PM
New primitive x call of duty  :-\
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0591/6041/files/Primitive-cod-ghost-jersey_1024x1024.jpg?v=1687462730)
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: MusclesMarinara on June 24, 2023, 08:44:40 PM
New primitive x call of duty  :-\
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0591/6041/files/Primitive-cod-ghost-jersey_1024x1024.jpg?v=1687462730)

"Permission to grip sir?"

Prod really getting that money, by all means.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ct5dKbjuFeN/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Shuh on June 25, 2023, 04:16:45 AM
spanish mike is hawkeye
bruh hes happy hogan
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Benevenstanciano on June 25, 2023, 08:03:39 AM
New primitive x call of duty  :-\
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0591/6041/files/Primitive-cod-ghost-jersey_1024x1024.jpg?v=1687462730)

Damn, that is pretty gross…
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: flintstagram on June 25, 2023, 08:11:00 AM
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Didn't they already do this as a deck series? If not, please don't give them any worse ideas. I'd love to support Tiago or Spenny but I also don't wanna be a 37 year old skating a Dragon Ball Z deck.
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Primitive collaborations so far
-Dragon ball z
My hero academia
Naruto
Tupac
Bob Marley
Marvel
Demon slayer
Sriracha 
Rick and morty
Sailor moon
Biggie smalls
Megadeath
 Frank frazzetta
Creepshow
jujutsu kaisen

Jesus Christ , am I missing any?
[close]

Kikkoman soy sauce.

Zildjian cymbals
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: kookdusoleil on June 25, 2023, 01:52:08 PM
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Didn't they already do this as a deck series? If not, please don't give them any worse ideas. I'd love to support Tiago or Spenny but I also don't wanna be a 37 year old skating a Dragon Ball Z deck.
[close]


Primitive collaborations so far
-Dragon ball z
My hero academia
Naruto
Tupac
Bob Marley
Marvel
Demon slayer
Sriracha 
Rick and morty
Sailor moon
Biggie smalls
Megadeath
 Frank frazzetta
Creepshow
jujutsu kaisen

Jesus Christ , am I missing any?
[close]

Kikkoman soy sauce.
[close]

Zildjian cymbals

Vaunnies Mustardayonnaise
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on June 26, 2023, 12:03:15 PM
Jarvis, delete this thread
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Abyss1 on June 26, 2023, 12:13:36 PM
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Brian Peacock: Shang Chi
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thats racist
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just like the first power rangers line up - Main hero was red, the main girl was pink, african american dude was black, asian girl was yellow and the nerd was blue haha

Always lol that the black ranger did "hiphop-kido".  RIP to the OG yellow ranger. My fav was the OG green ranger who recently passed too
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 26, 2023, 12:46:35 PM
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Didn't they already do this as a deck series? If not, please don't give them any worse ideas. I'd love to support Tiago or Spenny but I also don't wanna be a 37 year old skating a Dragon Ball Z deck.
[close]


Primitive collaborations so far
-Dragon ball z
My hero academia
Naruto
Tupac
Bob Marley
Marvel
Demon slayer
Sriracha 
Rick and morty
Sailor moon
Biggie smalls
Megadeath
 Frank frazzetta
Creepshow
jujutsu kaisen

Jesus Christ , am I missing any?
[close]

Kikkoman soy sauce.
[close]

Zildjian cymbals
[close]

Vaunnies Mustardayonnaise

Alphonse Mucha Foundation. That was their most elevated collab by far.
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: breezy_again on June 26, 2023, 06:29:15 PM
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Didn't they already do this as a deck series? If not, please don't give them any worse ideas. I'd love to support Tiago or Spenny but I also don't wanna be a 37 year old skating a Dragon Ball Z deck.
[close]


Primitive collaborations so far
-Dragon ball z
My hero academia
Naruto
Tupac
Bob Marley
Marvel
Demon slayer
Sriracha 
Rick and morty
Sailor moon
Biggie smalls
Megadeath
 Frank frazzetta
Creepshow
jujutsu kaisen

Jesus Christ , am I missing any?
anna nicole smith  :)
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: moonordie on June 27, 2023, 03:10:09 AM
This is what I get for straying our from Shoes & Gear...
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Trilogy on June 27, 2023, 07:48:28 AM
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New primitive x call of duty  :-\
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0591/6041/files/Primitive-cod-ghost-jersey_1024x1024.jpg?v=1687462730)
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Damn, that is pretty gross…

For real!

I do respect Primitive and I think they have the best skateboarding team right now but their art direction is just doo-doo...
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: smellsdead on June 27, 2023, 09:47:55 AM
New primitive x call of duty  :-\
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0591/6041/files/Primitive-cod-ghost-jersey_1024x1024.jpg?v=1687462730)
daaaaaaamn

gamers are badass
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: swellbowed on September 12, 2023, 02:44:08 PM
https://primitiveskate.com/collections/guns-n-roses?gclid=Cj0KCQjwmICoBhDxARIsABXkXlJR7vnmoCzubVcc_j1YXV9LrmhS62UdbdCE7L-x37BY_ibMJswpHEIaAiMAEALw_wcB
 ???
(https://primitiveskate.com/cdn/shop/files/PAPFA2315---NEXT-DOOR-TEE---BLACK---B_1198x1198.jpg?v=1692038865)
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: easymoneysniper on September 12, 2023, 05:07:14 PM
https://primitiveskate.com/collections/guns-n-roses?gclid=Cj0KCQjwmICoBhDxARIsABXkXlJR7vnmoCzubVcc_j1YXV9LrmhS62UdbdCE7L-x37BY_ibMJswpHEIaAiMAEALw_wcB
 ???
(https://primitiveskate.com/cdn/shop/files/PAPFA2315---NEXT-DOOR-TEE---BLACK---B_1198x1198.jpg?v=1692038865)
holy shit i thought there was no way this was real. forsure thought u mocked this up in 5 mins for fun to mock the shitty designers over at the big P. this is hot trash.
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: j....soy..... on September 12, 2023, 05:11:11 PM
This is dumb and I was going to say that I liked the version of Primtive when Shane O’Neil was on….and Devine Calloway, but then I thought how much Divine is Leech….
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on September 12, 2023, 08:07:04 PM
bumping this dumpster fire of a thread
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Lou Strux on September 13, 2023, 01:07:04 AM
bumping this dumpster fire of a thread
You, uh…
You gon take credit for that bump then?
Pert near cert that Swelly over there beat you to the bump button by about 6 hours, but you go ahead and keep on doing that special thing you do… Co-bumping, or whatever it’s called these days.
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: Dustgod on September 13, 2023, 04:43:53 AM
This post sounds like some bullshit from reddit
Title: Re: The Primitive phase
Post by: swellbowed on May 06, 2024, 09:55:25 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/C6ofkAFR3ix/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/C6ofkAFR3ix/)