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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: slicktricks on July 28, 2023, 12:26:13 AM
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🐐 (sick jawns)
🍆 (nice jawns)
💩 (shit jawns)
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🐐 NB, Last Resort, Vans
🍆 Adidas, Crocs, Doritos, Cons
💩 Scientology shoes, Nike, Vans
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last resort and vans suck and never fit my feet properly. say what you will about nike but they make good jawns
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🐐 (sick jawns)
🍆 (nice jawns)
💩 (shit jawns)
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🐐 NB, Last Resort, Vans
🍆 Adidas, Crocs, Doritos, Cons
💩 Scientology shoes, Nike, Vans
Looks like we’re gonna need you to break down which Vans jawn fits into which categormoji (or emojegory?) since you’ve got it listed twice.
Eagerly awaiting further clarification before reconfiguring my jawns budget.
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Also, I know we haven’t had a proper wear test on them yet, but a discerning eye, or moreover just reading the product description, can tell you a good deal about those Walmart Etnies, so I’m gon’ take the liberty of placing them into the poo-poo jawns group.
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Also, I know we haven’t had a proper wear test on them yet, but a discerning eye, or moreover just reading the product description, can tell you a good deal about those Walmart Etnies, so I’m gon’ take the liberty of placing them into the poo-poo jawns group.
slick
slick
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OP are you 14? no self respecting adult has used the word jawn in 5 years
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This thread made me yawn
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OP are you 14? no self respecting adult has used the word jawn in 5 years
(https://i.imgur.com/eUA13VZ.jpg)
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I don't even know what "jawn" means.
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I don't even know what "jawn" means.
When you grab a 25 stair with secret pads but are bored by it
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Has anything ever been more embarrassing that calling shoes "foot jawns"? Jesus dude, get some dignity.
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Has anything ever been more embarrassing that calling shoes "foot jawns"? Jesus dude, get some dignity.
You mean “pride jawn”
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What is a Jawn? I’ve been to busy paying taxes
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This thread made me yawn jawn
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When are the Lil Dre and Jawn Perez pro parts dropping?
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🐐 (sick jawns)
🍆 (nice jawns)
💩 (shit jawns)
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🐐 NB, Last Resort, Vans
🍆 Adidas, Crocs, Doritos, Cons
💩 Scientology shoes, Nike, Vans
Can some translate this for me please?
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🐐 (sick jawns)
🍆 (nice jawns)
💩 (shit jawns)
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🐐 NB, Last Resort, Vans
🍆 Adidas, Crocs, Doritos, Cons
💩 Scientology shoes, Nike, Vans
Can some translate this for me please?
Gladly.
OP is indicating that they hold New Balance, LRAB & Vans as the greatest shoes ever.
Further, they hold Cariuma, Nike and strangely, Vans (again) in such disdain that they would defecate on them.
Finally, Adidas, Crocs, Cons, and Doritos are deemed attractive enough by the OP to be fuckable, or what they might refer to as JILFs, or Jawns I’d Like to Fuck.
Pretty sure it’s one of those foot fetish things.
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🐐 (sick jawns)
🍆 (nice jawns)
💩 (shit jawns)
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🐐 NB, Last Resort, Vans
🍆 Adidas, Crocs, Doritos, Cons
💩 Scientology shoes, Nike, Vans
Can some translate this for me please?
OP is indicating that they hold New Balance, LRAB & Vans as the greatest shoes ever.
Further, they hold Cariuma, Nike and strangely, Vans (again) in such disdain that they would defecate on them.
Finally, Adidas, Crocs, Cons, and Doritos are deemed attractive enough by the OP to be fuckable, or what they might refer to as JILFs, or Jawns I’d Like to Fuck.
Pretty sure it’s one of those foot fetish things.
Please pay this man
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Long Jawn Silvers.
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Hell yeah I’m gonna start saying foot jawns
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Adidas go hard also buying random Jordan 4’s and spray painting them is the move.