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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Bill Salt on September 17, 2023, 04:43:52 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B66oxjsjOxk&t=9s&ab_channel=TheBerrics
This deserves it's own topic...
What's going on with Andy these days?I think he changed since he got laid:)
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that looked like a superdeluxe parody
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damn that was a fucking waste of my time
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Dat boi goofy asf
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Let’s not get crazy…masturbating doesn’t technically count as "getting laid" I don’t think.
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Legitimately thought the GF thing was a joke.
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I’m impressed I can do tricks && can’t! :o
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If he’s really never tried nollie inward before he actually got pretty close.
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Nick Holt doing the lords work smokin on that && pack
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This was the most uncomfortable game since Mike v was involved in my opinion.
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Lmao that was shameful. If && knew his flat ground was this bad why did he even participate? Must have a humiliation kink
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Lmao that was shameful. If && knew his flat ground was this bad why did he even participate? Must have a humiliation kink
I don’t think he thought someone would embarrass him that bad on tricks we all know he can’t do. For some reason all the people that thought he would win the whole thing forget he has no switch/nollie game.
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Even with the L && still wins if that's really his gf. SALUTE
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&& makes my own skating look fast and that’s fkn hard to do
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It’s Andy’s world and we’re just living in it. He won, who cares about that game his lady is the cream of the crop
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Off camera Scientology henchmen was holding rifles to the crowd and making them cheer. One stone face would have received a bullet straight from the blessing of Xenu
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Imagine being chopped in front of your girl and act like Im happy. 😂😂😂
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Not surprised he can’t do normal BATB flatground tricks. Even though he didn’t land it, that Switch 360 flip was looking better than I imagined it would compared to the other trick attempts.
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well damn, andy must have a lot more wild & unorthodox tricks than we know of if that’s really his girlfriend.
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best part was the rule-reading... hubba hubba ;D :o ;)
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im just surprised someone can make skateboarding look so wack. if andy was the first skateboarder i saw as a kid i might have been a rollerblader
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obviously && got some of that sweet sweet the morning before the match and it took his legs away. gotta approach these things like a boxer and not bust for 8 to 12 weeks during training camp.
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I don’t think he was trying. Was too eager to get back to the pad for some premarital activity
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content put out by the berrics has been on a long downward slide, seems like jamie (and && to a lesser extent) are killing the one somewhat interesting thing coming out of that place. i wonder how important yt is to their 'business model' and how or if they can dig their way out of this jamie hole. although maybe i'm old and out of touch and little kids love this shit, which is very probable
also, everyone's obsession with &&'s sex life around here is creepy. must be a trip when he reads this board (hi &&!), because we know he does
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Good thing he wore his helmet to skate flat ground!
Some gnarly as fuck shit went down.
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Gettin' his wad off has fried his legs
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I hope she’s not just using Andy for his platform. Actually, I don’t care. Seems like a mutually beneficial relationship.
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I couldn’t wait to jump on here and talk about how excited I was to see Andy get bodied in a game of skate. Then I saw his girlfriend and realized we’re the ones getting bodied.
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content put out by the berrics has been on a long downward slide, seems like jamie (and && to a lesser extent) are killing the one somewhat interesting thing coming out of that place. i wonder how important yt is to their 'business model' and how or if they can dig their way out of this jamie hole. although maybe i'm old and out of touch and little kids love this shit, which is very probable
It doesn't make sense to me. I look at the comments and people are hype about Jamie griffin as if he isn't doing the lamest circus tricks. That game vs Seva somehow on his last letter Seva manages to land Jamie's dumb double dolphin flip and then jamie proceeds to do another lame circus trick and Seva doesn't even get a single chance the entire game to set a trick. How can that possibly be entertaining to anyone?
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content put out by the berrics has been on a long downward slide, seems like jamie (and && to a lesser extent) are killing the one somewhat interesting thing coming out of that place. i wonder how important yt is to their 'business model' and how or if they can dig their way out of this jamie hole. although maybe i'm old and out of touch and little kids love this shit, which is very probable
It doesn't make sense to me. I look at the comments and people are hype about Jamie griffin as if he isn't doing the lamest circus tricks. That game vs Seva somehow on his last letter Seva manages to land Jamie's dumb double dolphin flip and then jamie proceeds to do another lame circus trick and Seva doesn't even get a single chance the entire game to set a trick. How can that possibly be entertaining to anyone?
The majority of avid berries viewers are children and/or have been skating less than a couple years so circus tricks don't really look like circus tricks to them. If anything they often like them more because they don't see other people doing those tricks
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I don’t think he was trying. Was too eager to get back to the pad for some premarital activity
“Why I am not a Christian” by &&
And ^ I definitely used to think that whoever could do a trick I’d never seen before was the best skater ever when I was like 16.
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The dude should take off this stupid head gear, cut his hippie hair and focus less on distinguishing himself from the pack...
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Lmao that was shameful. If && knew his flat ground was this bad why did he even participate? Must have a humiliation kink
Andy knew he didn’t have much of a chance, he doesn’t even care. And why should he? He’s been in most big competitions, and is probably one of the most successful pros out there. He said prior to the game “I’m ready to win, I’m ready to lose”.
I guy wearing a helmet to a flat ground game of skate obviously gives zero fucks about the whole shebang. He’s just stoked he was chosen to be there, and the Berrics are stoked at the views he brings in.
If his switch game shit? Yeah. But that’s not what he was chosen to be there. You guys are acting like this is serious shut when it’s all marketing
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I hope she’s not just using Andy for his platform. Actually, I don’t care. Seems like a mutually beneficial relationship.
What are you talking about
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The real question is whether or not && wears his helmet when he has sex.
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the only thing that made the original battle of the berrics cool was they picked pros who would never tarnish their reputation by doing dogshit moves, so you would end up with really awesome matches as a result. the more they move away from that, the more dogshit it gets. Mike V and Chris Roberts + Legion of doom were the start of that...
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Lmao that was shameful. If && knew his flat ground was this bad why did he even participate? Must have a humiliation kink
Andy knew he didn’t have much of a chance, he doesn’t even care. And why should he? He’s been in most big competitions, and is probably one of the most successful pros out there. He said prior to the game “I’m ready to win, I’m ready to lose”.
I guy wearing a helmet to a flat ground game of skate obviously gives zero fucks about the whole shebang. He’s just stoked he was chosen to be there, and the Berrics are stoked at the views he brings in.
If his switch game shit? Yeah. But that’s not what he was chosen to be there. You guys are acting like this is serious shut when it’s all marketing
yeah it's great marketing for him to get blasted out in the first round
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The real question is whether or not && wears his helmet when he has sex.
(https://i.imgur.com/lA2VUTR.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/lA2VUTR.jpg)
crazy world where && gets the hot big titty babe yet the GOAT daveed is on instagram practically begging for women to notice him
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The real question is whether or not && wears his helmet when he has sex.
100%
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(https://i.ibb.co/HNmVt1K/In-Shot-20230918-172635322.jpg)
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
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Not that I wish to invoke and idea or image of this autistic child attempting copulation.. who said he even has sex? Nothing I want to find evidence of either. Is that girl mexican?
The real question is whether or not && wears his helmet when he has sex.
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At least he brought in some riff raff from the sidewalk to give him some presence. The Bitch is a Witch looking for leverage and supply. Cool omnipresent fake smile.
For real. Sucking at battle of the berrics is the one of biggest flex you can do. Bringing your bitch is even bigger flex. Hell ride Andy.
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I know he was embarrassed and trying to act over-it but it's disrespectful to your opponent to act like it's a big joke.
Takes away from their moment.
I hope he does some growing-up.
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
Go back to the qanon sewer you crawled out of
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Ok fartknocker you fell for the titties we got it. You still get a gold star for showing up.
What's a Qanan ? Is that some dish from the middle east?
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Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
Go back to the qanon sewer you crawled out of
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Lmao that was shameful. If && knew his flat ground was this bad why did he even participate? Must have a humiliation kink
Andy knew he didn’t have much of a chance, he doesn’t even care. And why should he? He’s been in most big competitions, and is probably one of the most successful pros out there. He said prior to the game “I’m ready to win, I’m ready to lose”.
I guy wearing a helmet to a flat ground game of skate obviously gives zero fucks about the whole shebang. He’s just stoked he was chosen to be there, and the Berrics are stoked at the views he brings in.
If his switch game shit? Yeah. But that’s not what he was chosen to be there. You guys are acting like this is serious shut when it’s all marketing
yeah it's great marketing for him to get blasted out in the first round
I think it was round two.
Just for some context, Louie also lost his round two match and I strongly doubt it’s gonna hurt his board sales.
Completely different customer with Andy but the same non-effect.
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
Go back to the qanon sewer you crawled out of
why do you care of her origins?
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Nick Holt is a dickhead for not setting a single front foot impossible variation .
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
time to chill with the Andrew Tate vids and go seek help
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Watching this felt like watching cuckolding porn
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
Go back to the qanon sewer you crawled out of
Good question… redp pills tend to be right wings…
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
People who say “females”… what are you a fucking cop or an incel? Or both?
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Holy shit dude. Tom brady and his witch wife 😂
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Nick Holt is a dickhead for not setting a single front foot impossible variation .
Extending the olive branch of friendship and inclusivity - DENIED
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
Uh... you okay in that head of yours? I've been on slap a long time and this is probably the weirdest post I've read, which is saying a lot. Your posts read like someone who has done literally nothing other than whippets and watch andrew taint videos for months.
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Legitimately thought the GF thing was a joke.
it doesnt make sense man shes a smoke show. I also thought it was odd that he brought like 30 people (a bunch of them chicks) and prob knew he was gonna lose. Also him like acting happy when he was losing badly as like a kinda joke was really hard to watch
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Legitimately thought the GF thing was a joke.
it doesnt make sense man shes a smoke show. I also thought it was odd that he brought like 30 people (a bunch of them chicks) and prob knew he was gonna lose. Also him like acting happy when he was losing badly as like a kinda joke was really hard to watch
She's an influencer, her management probably planned all this. Just wait for the Instagram wedding stories.
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Isn’t that bams gf?
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Isn’t that bams gf?
You’re on to something kingcheese.
Perhaps a reincarnation or a reiteration of bams exs. As they are all witches and transcend even the human shell.
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Buncha &cels up in here.
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Seems like he blew all his mojo playing S-K-E-E before this game of S-K-A-T-E.
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Buncha &cels up in here.
Gnar for you
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I’ll admit it, I just assumed Andy could do the basics.
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“I’m surprised her friends haven’t talked her out of this.”
was my main thought after watching the video.
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Buncha &cels up in here.
LOL. Hope this makes it into regular slap vernacular.
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Like a moth to a fire.....
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw8N6SOJq8p/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Gf bringing home the bag while && brings home the L
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Gf bringing home the bag while && brings home the L
how do you judge a contest like this
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Gf bringing home the bag while && brings home the L
how do you judge a contest like this
Best ass/tits/smile?
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Gf bringing home the bag while && brings home the L
how do you judge a contest like this
Best ass/tits/smile?
I have a feeling chill vibes were a major factor in an event like that.
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Gf bringing home the bag while && brings home the L
how do you judge a contest like this
Judges ranged from the winner of last weeks Kelly slater lookalike contest. the mayor of Santa Monica Gleam Davis
And surfbum Gregory’s bull terrier. Skaters are judged on skin exposure ratio, how sun burnt you are, and how faintly you can smile despite being short on your $3600 a month rent.
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Gf bringing home the bag while && brings home the L
how do you judge a contest like this
Best ass/tits/smile?
And she isn't wearing a helmet
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
Moron
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Legitimately thought the GF thing was a joke.
it doesnt make sense man shes a smoke show. I also thought it was odd that he brought like 30 people (a bunch of them chicks) and prob knew he was gonna lose. Also him like acting happy when he was losing badly as like a kinda joke was really hard to watch
He should've got real mad and made a scene about it, maybe took it out on his girlfriend
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He gives off a "too cool for school" vibe.
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how faintly you can smile despite being short on your $3600 a month rent.
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:) ;D
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw8N6SOJq8p/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Gf bringing home the bag while && brings home the L
Wtf is that supposed to be?
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Gf bringing home the bag while && brings home the L
Those frontside only surfy safety hands are wack but that’s it
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When you bring a girl to the warhammer store
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Gf bringing home the bag while && brings home the L
What was that, a smiling contest?
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He gives off a "too cool for school" vibe.
Actually, he gives off a "not too cool for homeschool" vibe.
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Gf bringing home the bag while && brings home the L
When Andy asks her “can you please play with my helmet” and she goes to unzip his pants, it’s going to be a sad day for the both of them.
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He gives off a "too cool for school" vibe.
Hahah hell yeah chef's kiss
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk
Andy. You do you. Nick. You do you.
Paper rock sissors
Dat idiot Steve believe y’all r less than human or some shit unless you think about trading the Bible fit for some Mr Hubbard fit but you wanna go full matrix fit and Steve don’t get that. He scared of apples with weed and Jeremy’s weeblife but has that guy with the spray painted pineapple hair and birthday cake feet
Do tre flips.
Man I follow you. But who’s Jeremy? My bad. :/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B66oxjsjOxk&t=9s&ab_channel=TheBerrics
This deserves it's own topic...
What's going on with Andy these days?I think he changed since he got laid:)
She's been around for a bit maybe. I'm pretty sure its the girl from the tour of the meat wagon with nka up in Vancouver. Maybe it was down in LA but I remember her I think.
She's beautiful. Andy also beautiful but those vines kill my eyes. Axe the Powell gear kid.
I'd rather look like nick. There's no way he's not drowning in ass. Especially with the crazy Gonz curbvert braids.
Looking Lowell af kid.
Crob should do a 9club make over of Andy. Have like one of the contest sausages with a fashion sponsor do him up and take he and his friend dancing.
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Andy also beautiful but those vines kill my eyes
It's the mustache
It downgrades any subsequent fashion choice he makes. Heath Kirchart pulled it off most of the time. && should take a razor to it.
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The dude should take off this stupid head gear, cut his hippie hair and focus less on distinguishing himself from the pack...
Sooooo completely fade into oblivion?
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content put out by the berrics has been on a long downward slide, seems like jamie (and && to a lesser extent) are killing the one somewhat interesting thing coming out of that place. i wonder how important yt is to their 'business model' and how or if they can dig their way out of this jamie hole. although maybe i'm old and out of touch and little kids love this shit, which is very probable
It doesn't make sense to me. I look at the comments and people are hype about Jamie griffin as if he isn't doing the lamest circus tricks. That game vs Seva somehow on his last letter Seva manages to land Jamie's dumb double dolphin flip and then jamie proceeds to do another lame circus trick and Seva doesn't even get a single chance the entire game to set a trick. How can that possibly be entertaining to anyone?
Unfortunately, that's the game.
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
Uh... you okay in that head of yours? I've been on slap a long time and this is probably the weirdest post I've read, which is saying a lot. Your posts read like someone who has done literally nothing other than whippets and watch andrew taint videos for months.
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"Axe the Powell gear kid. "
It appears a forced thing by the Powell inc. I just checked out the raw footage that Mike Vallely
posted recently of Ban This from 1988 - and you can see him from start to finish with the powell outfit on and the box he opens is full of powell uniforms and 2 decks he clearly doesn't seem hyped about.
The common denomination there is Stacey Peralta is doing the video taping keeping him in line.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B66oxjsjOxk&t=9s&ab_channel=TheBerrics
This deserves it's own topic...
What's going on with Andy these days?I think he changed since he got laid:)
She's been around for a bit maybe. I'm pretty sure its the girl from the tour of the meat wagon with nka up in Vancouver. Maybe it was down in LA but I remember her I think.
She's beautiful. Andy also beautiful but those vines kill my eyes. Axe the Powell gear kid.
I'd rather look like nick. There's no way he's not drowning in ass. Especially with the crazy Gonz curbvert braids.
Looking Lowell af kid.
Crob should do a 9club make over of Andy. Have like one of the contest sausages with a fashion sponsor do him up and take he and his friend dancing.
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WelcometoHell stuck in 17 year old cuck jerk wank land. Did you get your new whiteknight outfit from amazon yet?
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
People who say “females”… what are you a fucking cop or an incel? Or both?
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why do you not care about her origins - shame on you
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
Go back to the qanon sewer you crawled out of
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I was talking about Tom Brady. Andrew Tate a Soccer star you admire?
I can't keep up with your pop culture fascinations.
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
time to chill with the Andrew Tate vids and go seek help
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I'm the bird of freedom - two wings left and right - one wing never flies - and I would rather not
be a cuck-tard like you. Your mommy can't help you grow balls some day.
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The real problem for && is that witch girl he brought. She's trouble. All tits and a smile means nothing to this Man - it's modern female shtick... to make it worse.. online female influencers (she's got all that covered) showing up with no bra super tight outfit in their prime to try to read some words on a page - funny how it's not attractive at all now as it's the normal now by the “whores aplenty crew”. I saw her skate and it wasn't bad ..to be fair she can stay on a board for a minute so she has some heart in it I guess.
Is she half american native and spanish? Anyways - the girl trouble ...
It's like the opposite effect of what Tom Brady went through : here's a clip of what his Witch wife did for him for a time, people frame this as him clowning on her belief..but he supported it 100% in reality :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghYHY3xzVKk
(Brady and his wife are now divorced and Brady has suffered with some sort of injuries..so much for the witch>….)
The second problem is , && didn’t read the instructions on how to use his
new magical board. All the aspects he has thrown out in his rhetoric the past while
did NOT translate to anything he hyped up in his marketing jargon. 😅
This was the worst game I’ve seen of sk8 ever.
Shout out to Hippy Mike . TieDye4Ever
Go back to the qanon sewer you crawled out of
Good question… redp pills tend to be right wings…
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&& has been using his "depression" in some promotional videos recently - he's already in oblivion - a pride-filled card carrying depressantnaut ! . If he starts on the pharmaceutical approved happy pills - say good-bye to him. But I doubt many here have even seen the guy in real life to even say hello to him.
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The dude should take off this stupid head gear, cut his hippie hair and focus less on distinguishing himself from the pack...
Sooooo completely fade into oblivion?
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Andy got the most conservative board bland to make his shapes. He's a force. Most of the cats that I respect who been on board forever love Andy and talk about either his skateboard shape or a skateboarding him quite often.
Experimental graphics don't mean a thing if the wb has to be redrilled and you still got no nose.
-new school skaters everywhere
All Andy has to do is skate a tiny bit more switch.
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All those Major kids fucking slay. That's how I found all YouTube skatebloarding channels.
That Brandon kid could have been a pro. He had some very abilities. Getting bio on the big metal ramps. Rick Mo outstanding. Izzy Ramone two thumbs up. Shutting fools down with the toe flips
I heard everyone got pregnant and crankenstein and it was a wrap
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When you bring a girl to the warhammer store
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Haha - my though. Eric’s and Berras old school boy club.
1. why shoud you take a fucking game of skate too seriously. It’s great for having some little challenge or passing waiting time. But that’s it. So I am with &&
2. I am really surprised how uncomfortable && was with trying some flat land tricks as a freestyler.
nollie and switch heel is really basic. I am also limited with my flat tricks - but I would look much more comfortable to try them.
3. I woud enjoy much more to have a session at the local park with that Val LaForge chick and her grlswirl crew then with some incel guys who got all there selfesteem from her nollie/ switch heelfliping skills.
So i am with && again.
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Andy got the most conservative board bland to make his shapes. He's a force. Most of the cats that I respect who been on board forever love Andy and talk about either his skateboard shape or a skateboarding him quite often.
Experimental graphics don't mean a thing if the wb has to be redrilled and you still got no nose.
-new school skaters everywhere
All Andy has to do is skate a tiny bit more switch.
Things I’m putting on my wishlist from Andy
A nice handturn in the bowl
A 540 on the bowl
A nice switch kickflip and treflip.
If he can manage all that, he may be the most well-rounded skater of all time.
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&& has been using his "depression" in some promotional videos recently - he's already in oblivion - a pride-filled card carrying depressantnaut ! . If he starts on the pharmaceutical approved happy pills - say good-bye to him. But I doubt many here have even seen the guy in real life to even say hello to him.
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The dude should take off this stupid head gear, cut his hippie hair and focus less on distinguishing himself from the pack...
Sooooo completely fade into oblivion?
Here's a quote on the && flight deck page on Skate One:
“There are so many within the skateboarding world who look at skating as a religion which must be practiced to exacting and specific standards; you must conform and ride this type of terrain, you must conform and do these types of tricks, you must not mix this style with that style, you must look this way or else etc. And then once in a while a skater like Andy comes along who doesn’t fit into this fanatical mold, a skater who is such an outsider himself that he doesn’t even fit into skateboarding. He doesn’t fit in because he’s not following it’s false mandates. What Andy is doing is living the creed of what a skateboarder is supposed to be. He’s not conforming nor is he looking for acceptance from conforming, and with that he’s accepting the grief and exclusion that comes with being a true outsider. That is what a real skateboarder is.” -Stacy Peralta
If && is truly depressed then Stacy is putting gas on that fire and should be ashamed.
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When you bring a girl to the warhammer store
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Haha - my though. Eric’s and Berras old school boy club.
1. why shoud you take a fucking game of skate too seriously. It’s great for having some little challenge or passing waiting time. But that’s it. So I am with &&
2. I am really surprised how uncomfortable && was with trying some flat land tricks as a freestyler.
nollie and switch heel is really basic. I am also limited with my flat tricks - but I would look much more comfortable to try them.
3. I woud enjoy much more to have a session at the local park with that Val LaForge chick and her grlswirl crew then with some incel guys who got all there selfesteem from her nollie/ switch heelfliping skills.
So i am with && again.
Tyler Peterson looks to be trying real hard to hide his pocket rocket, Xenu frowns upon precum.
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i don't care what consenting adults do behind closed doors but freestyling in public with a helmet on is just taking it too far
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Andy got the most conservative board bland to make his shapes. He's a force. Most of the cats that I respect who been on board forever love Andy and talk about either his skateboard shape or a skateboarding him quite often.
Experimental graphics don't mean a thing if the wb has to be redrilled and you still got no nose.
-new school skaters everywhere
All Andy has to do is skate a tiny bit more switch.
Things I’m putting on my wishlist from Andy
A nice handturn in the bowl
A 540 on the bowl
A nice switch kickflip and treflip.
If he can manage all that, he may be the most well-rounded skater of all time.
do you really believe that? He has skill and as kooky as he is i think he is being genuine and it’s not just an act but he is nowhere near the most well rounded skater of all time. I take it you’re factoring in fresstyle but cmon that doesn’t really count
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&& has been using his "depression" in some promotional videos recently - he's already in oblivion - a pride-filled card carrying depressantnaut ! . If he starts on the pharmaceutical approved happy pills - say good-bye to him. But I doubt many here have even seen the guy in real life to even say hello to him.
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The dude should take off this stupid head gear, cut his hippie hair and focus less on distinguishing himself from the pack...
Sooooo completely fade into oblivion?
Here's a quote on the && flight deck page on Skate One:
“There are so many within the skateboarding world who look at skating as a religion which must be practiced to exacting and specific standards; you must conform and ride this type of terrain, you must conform and do these types of tricks, you must not mix this style with that style, you must look this way or else etc. And then once in a while a skater like Andy comes along who doesn’t fit into this fanatical mold, a skater who is such an outsider himself that he doesn’t even fit into skateboarding. He doesn’t fit in because he’s not following it’s false mandates. What Andy is doing is living the creed of what a skateboarder is supposed to be. He’s not conforming nor is he looking for acceptance from conforming, and with that he’s accepting the grief and exclusion that comes with being a true outsider. That is what a real skateboarder is.” -Stacy Peralta
If && is truly depressed then Stacy is putting gas on that fire and should be ashamed.
I hope he's not depressed at all.
Part of
Skatebloarding is giving the kids what they want. I seen he has some sick switch powers in the bowl.
I just would like to see switch stay alive in skating. I don't care what tricks. If I had the audience he has I would introduce a new style of switch based on his original bag.
I love switch Anderson progressing in any direction is cool