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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: billycrawker on October 01, 2023, 10:53:05 AM
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Loves to preach being sober while promoting drug use for years? ???
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Stfu
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Stfu
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
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It's just business
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
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How do you delete a thread
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
People who go sober usually do so because they‘ve had a serious problem with drugs and alcohol consumption…
Also you are beating a dead horse. This topic has been discussed ad nauseaum on this board.
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
People who go sober usually do so because they‘ve had a serious problem with drugs and alcohol consumption…
Also you are beating a dead horse. This topic has been discussed ad nauseaum on this board.
That has nothing to do with what I said, I'm talking about promoting drugs to kids after being sober. And I didn't know that don't read every post on Slap.
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Are there NEW Baker decks with drug references?
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
People who go sober usually do so because they‘ve had a serious problem with drugs and alcohol consumption…
Also you are beating a dead horse. This topic has been discussed ad nauseaum on this board.
That has nothing to do with what I said, I'm talking about promoting drugs to kids after being sober. And I didn't know that don't read every post on Slap.
yr gonna have to come with receipts or get kooked into oblivion, which i guess means the kook was within you all along
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
People who go sober usually do so because they‘ve had a serious problem with drugs and alcohol consumption…
Also you are beating a dead horse. This topic has been discussed ad nauseaum on this board.
That has nothing to do with what I said, I'm talking about promoting drugs to kids after being sober. And I didn't know that don't read every post on Slap.
yr gonna have to come with receipts or get kooked into oblivion, which i guess means the kook was within you all along
Receipts of what? Please don't kook me in to oblivion bro..
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making me look good bro keep going!!!
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making me look good bro keep going!!!
Gnar’d you
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
People who go sober usually do so because they‘ve had a serious problem with drugs and alcohol consumption…
Also you are beating a dead horse. This topic has been discussed ad nauseaum on this board.
That has nothing to do with what I said, I'm talking about promoting drugs to kids after being sober. And I didn't know that don't read every post on Slap.
yr gonna have to come with receipts or get kooked into oblivion, which i guess means the kook was within you all along
Receipts of what? Please don't kook me in to oblivion bro..
That would be evidence of Reynolds promoting drug use to kids post-sobriety, ya kook.
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how long you been sitting on this front page bombshell ?
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
People who go sober usually do so because they‘ve had a serious problem with drugs and alcohol consumption…
Also you are beating a dead horse. This topic has been discussed ad nauseaum on this board.
That has nothing to do with what I said, I'm talking about promoting drugs to kids after being sober. And I didn't know that don't read every post on Slap.
time to start
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Do donkeys not have mad cum?
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Do donkeys not have mad cum?
not as much as a horse
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Do donkeys not have mad cum?
not as much as a horse
i was just assuming they would've had similar cum volume and dick size. i've seen plenty of horse dick, but never seen a donkey dick - just did some research and turns out average donkey dick is 6-8 inches and horse is 15-16 inches.
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Do donkeys not have mad cum?
not as much as a horse
i was just assuming they would've had similar cum volume and dick size. i've seen plenty of horse dick, but never seen a donkey dick - just did some research and turns out average donkey dick is 6-8 inches and horse is 15-16 inches.
You sure about that fam?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_penis.jpg
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(https://i.ibb.co/xmnTfGT/IMG-3664.jpg) (https://ibb.co/xmnTfGT)
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making me look good bro keep going!!!
Gnar’d you
no i gnard you
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
People who go sober usually do so because they‘ve had a serious problem with drugs and alcohol consumption…
Also you are beating a dead horse. This topic has been discussed ad nauseaum on this board.
That has nothing to do with what I said, I'm talking about promoting drugs to kids after being sober. And I didn't know that don't read every post on Slap.
yr gonna have to come with receipts or get kooked into oblivion, which i guess means the kook was within you all along
Receipts of what? Please don't kook me in to oblivion bro..
If I could kook you twice I would, you kook
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Please focus
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No. He is not.
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He was definitely a bit of a tryhard back in the day when he had his "punk" era. Talked to him at a demo once and he was friendly and chill though
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Loves to preach being sober while promoting drug use for years? ???
What do you expect from a kid who drank Bud Heavy’s in his front yard with his pet monkey.
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Loves to preach being sober while promoting drug use for years? ???
I will fight you. Don’t ever say the lord’s name in vain.
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Loves to preach being sober while promoting drug use for years? ???
I will fight you. Don’t ever say the lord’s name in vain.
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Loves to preach being sober while promoting drug use for years? ???
Shut the fuck up
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Is Andrew Reynolds aware of Ezekiel 23:20, and if so does he have any exegesis to offer?
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Do donkeys not have mad cum?
not as much as a horse
i was just assuming they would've had similar cum volume and dick size. i've seen plenty of horse dick, but never seen a donkey dick - just did some research and turns out average donkey dick is 6-8 inches and horse is 15-16 inches.
I mean, donkeys are a lot smaller than horses so it kinda makes sense they're less endowed, but that picture that Lenny posted of a sweet, sweet donkey dick is putting some doubt in me.
Ont topic - what was the topic?
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Do donkeys not have mad cum?
not as much as a horse
i was just assuming they would've had similar cum volume and dick size. i've seen plenty of horse dick, but never seen a donkey dick - just did some research and turns out average donkey dick is 6-8 inches and horse is 15-16 inches.
You sure about that fam?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_penis.jpg (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_penis.jpg)
Damn, what's the wheelbase on that thing?
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Do donkeys not have mad cum?
not as much as a horse
i was just assuming they would've had similar cum volume and dick size. i've seen plenty of horse dick, but never seen a donkey dick - just did some research and turns out average donkey dick is 6-8 inches and horse is 15-16 inches.
I mean, donkeys are a lot smaller than horses so it kinda makes sense they're less endowed, but that picture that Lenny posted of a sweet, sweet donkey dick is putting some doubt in me.
Ont topic - what was the topic?
well a horse dick is about the same ratio to the body as that but like you said they are much larger
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Come on guys it was just a question. How can I get my rep back up please?
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Wait until he finds out about pre born again Shecks
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One thing I’ve learned on here: Reynolds and Reynolds alone is exempt from any and all criticism.
I think it probably comes down to him never having had a personality component to his skating.
If he’s in front of the camera he’s skating (aside from the piss drunx b-roll) so he can’t catch flack like MJ or Koston do/have
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Let's keep it in topic here guys and stick to donkey cocks and horse cum.
Honestly that bible verse made my damn day.
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stick to donkey cocks and horse cum.
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Do donkeys not have mad cum?
not as much as a horse
i was just assuming they would've had similar cum volume and dick size. i've seen plenty of horse dick, but never seen a donkey dick - just did some research and turns out average donkey dick is 6-8 inches and horse is 15-16 inches.
You sure about that fam?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_penis.jpg (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_penis.jpg)
Damn, what's the wheelbase on that thing?
It’s the length of my tibia. Just the right wheelbase for me.
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Loves to preach being sober while promoting drug use for years? ???
'while' means at the same time, just fyi.
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Do donkeys not have mad cum?
not as much as a horse
i was just assuming they would've had similar cum volume and dick size. i've seen plenty of horse dick, but never seen a donkey dick - just did some research and turns out average donkey dick is 6-8 inches and horse is 15-16 inches.
You sure about that fam?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_penis.jpg (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_penis.jpg)
Damn, what's the wheelbase on that thing?
It’s the length of my tibia. Just the right wheelbase for me.
We need to be discussing testes circumference. Dicks don’t dictate load size
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Do donkeys not have mad cum?
not as much as a horse
i was just assuming they would've had similar cum volume and dick size. i've seen plenty of horse dick, but never seen a donkey dick - just did some research and turns out average donkey dick is 6-8 inches and horse is 15-16 inches.
I mean, donkeys are a lot smaller than horses so it kinda makes sense they're less endowed, but that picture that Lenny posted of a sweet, sweet donkey dick is putting some doubt in me.
Ont topic - what was the topic?
well a horse dick is about the same ratio to the body as that but like you said they are much larger
Horses were significantly smaller in ancient times. (As in the entire horse not sure if everything stayed proportional)
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Dunno but Greco is.
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So, do the donkeys have a stronger prostate, or do the horses actually spray more? Bible hasn't really been conclusive on that and I'm chimping at the bit to finally get the definitive answer?
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Fun fact: the "Marlboro Man" Bob Norris never smoked he just held a ciggy for the pictures.
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:-XHuh? Didn’t he sue Marlboro cause he got cancer and died.
Edit. Ok there were multiple Marlboro men
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Loves to preach being sober while promoting drug use for years? ???
Kook is, kook does...
*not Reynolds btw, you..
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Go ask Gherson.
Massive kook indeed
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Go ask Gherson.
Massive kook indeed
Please explain
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The real question is: is Andy Roy a kook? He has bright white teeth after showing off his rotten teeth for years.
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The real question is: is Andy Roy a kook? He has bright white teeth after showing off his rotten teeth for years.
Do we really need to ask this question?
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Go ask Gherson.
Massive kook indeed
Please explain
the rumor is a very drunk Reynolds called him the n word at a contest and got hit, about 25years ago, and lots of ppl hold that against reynolds. they both have explained the story in interviews and the n word isnt mentioned by either. who knows.
https://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2018/08/14/happened-gershon-mosley/
https://chromeballincident.blogspot.com/2015/03/chrome-ball-interview-81-andrew-reynolds.html
actually that chrome ball interview they talk about baker promoting drugs and alcohol, OP should read it
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there should be a kook/time formula that if you get too many kooks in a short amount of time, you're just banned.
no new account, you're just gone.
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One thing I’ve learned on here: Reynolds and Reynolds alone is exempt from any and all criticism.
I think it probably comes down to him never having had a personality component to his skating.
If he’s in front of the camera he’s skating (aside from the piss drunx b-roll) so he can’t catch flack like MJ or Koston do/have
Unlike Koston he's not an outspoken dickhead and unlike MJ he still actively works as a pro-skater
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it's not that he's exempt from criticism, he's a person and acts like one
I do not see his talking points on his soberism as preaching
to me he's certainly not a kook for leading by example with his soberism, whilst the graphics saying other wise
he used to talk "a lot" about letting the guys run their alcoholism/lifestyle on their on accord and that you cannot force anyone to do anything/ not blow it (duh) but he did the pro -hiatus thing with Spanky and so obviously learned from the Dixon situation
one criticism of note is the people has yet to to gain full clarity of the Dixon situation and on how baker boys seemed to slide away from him when he got out, we all know Dixon was back and forth out of jail and on drugs on and off, but apparently Dixon didn't seen any cash from that "free Dixon" board
another micro criticism is hazing on soccer/shortish shorts when BDK rocked them in a clip years ago
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People that learn from experiences and mistakes and then accordingly adjust their beliefs and values as well as how they act, react, and respond differently to things over time are adults and this is normal. He’s not dollin
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
The statement that you made is the "it" here, and "it" is stupid. "It" is also boring.
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making me look good bro keep going!!!
Gnar’d you
no i gnard you
I kooked both of you
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making me look good bro keep going!!!
Gnar’d you
no i gnard you
I kooked both of you
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donkey cocks and horse cum.
babe wake up new band name just dropped
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We're all kooks.
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
The statement that you made is the "it" here, and "it" is stupid. "It" is also boring.
I don't remember making any statements
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He's a lead by example type of captain....
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How does he preach? He talks about sobriety when asked, and basically says he has an addictive personality, and for younger guys to use it as a cautionary tale at most. Baker using partying in marketing during a certain time was basically just them capturing a lifestyle popular in skateboarding for a number of years. Most companies did, but it mostly seems like we've moved past that. That said, young people getting paid to skateboard are inevitably going to party, and that will always get documented to some extent. This criticism made a lot more sense like 15 years ago when it was initially brought up..
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Get kooked. Let the boss have his fruit and veggies.
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Did he get sober and then make money off graphics and edits promoting drug use to kids, while being sober?
And now these days goes on podcasts saying how important it is to be sober? I'm not sure. Still the best at skating
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why don't you go watch some of his recent interviews and come back again later?
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So anyone who has grown in 20 years, or has a nuanced, dynamic perspective is a kook. got it.
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why don't you go watch some of his recent interviews and come back again later?
Watched his interview on Jason Ellis podcast that came out 4 months ago? When asking what got him in to that lifestyle he says 'I looked up to Tom and Chad muska guys who were smoking weed skating and partying'. So then he got sober and started a company that in turn caused a lot of kids to go down that same route. Boring topic yea I was just curious of opinions on this.
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Get kooked. Let the boss have his fruit and veggies.
did u feel as cool as I imagined you did when you posted this
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why don't you go watch some of his recent interviews and come back again later?
Watched his interview on Jason Ellis podcast that came out 4 months ago? When asking what got him in to that lifestyle he says 'I looked up to Tom and Chad muska guys who were smoking weed skating and partying'. So then he got sober and started a company that in turn caused a lot of kids to go down that same route. Boring topic yea I was just curious of opinions on this.
If you think that Reynolds got sober before starting baker you're even dumber and less informed than I already assumed you were.
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why don't you go watch some of his recent interviews and come back again later?
Watched his interview on Jason Ellis podcast that came out 4 months ago? When asking what got him in to that lifestyle he says 'I looked up to Tom and Chad muska guys who were smoking weed skating and partying'. So then he got sober and started a company that in turn caused a lot of kids to go down that same route. Boring topic yea I was just curious of opinions on this.
If you think that Reynolds got sober before starting baker you're even dumber and less informed than I already assumed you were.
Baker Bootleg came out in 1998 and Baker as a brand started in 2000. Reynolds has been sober for 20 years, so he definitely started it in his partying days. Math.
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How does he preach? He talks about sobriety when asked, and basically says he has an addictive personality, and for younger guys to use it as a cautionary tale at most. Baker using partying in marketing during a certain time was basically just them capturing a lifestyle popular in skateboarding for a number of years. Most companies did, but it mostly seems like we've moved past that. That said, young people getting paid to skateboard are inevitably going to party, and that will always get documented to some extent. This criticism made a lot more sense like 15 years ago when it was initially brought up..
Also: What's wrong with partying now? Did everyone suddenly turn into christian camp counselors, or what?
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why don't you go watch some of his recent interviews and come back again later?
Watched his interview on Jason Ellis podcast that came out 4 months ago? When asking what got him in to that lifestyle he says 'I looked up to Tom and Chad muska guys who were smoking weed skating and partying'. So then he got sober and started a company that in turn caused a lot of kids to go down that same route. Boring topic yea I was just curious of opinions on this.
If you think that Reynolds got sober before starting baker you're even dumber and less informed than I already assumed you were.
My bad meant to say he ran the company, he got sober before baker 3 but yea I don't care if people party or not. Just saw his recent interview and raised the question. :P
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why don't you go watch some of his recent interviews and come back again later?
Watched his interview on Jason Ellis podcast that came out 4 months ago? When asking what got him in to that lifestyle he says 'I looked up to Tom and Chad muska guys who were smoking weed skating and partying'. So then he got sober and started a company that in turn caused a lot of kids to go down that same route. Boring topic yea I was just curious of opinions on this.
If you think that Reynolds got sober before starting baker you're even dumber and less informed than I already assumed you were.
Baker Bootleg came out in 1998 and Baker as a brand started in 2000. Reynolds has been sober for 20 years, so he definitely started it in his partying days. Math.
Shoutout to math.
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Brothers, please...donkey dongs and equine ejaculate. Please, brothers...
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Reynolds on Baker; could see OP on Kooked.
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i have high hopes this will surpass the b thread in volume and stupid takes, guess i'll have to wait.
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
The statement that you made is the "it" here, and "it" is stupid. "It" is also boring.
I don't remember making any statements
Maybe I was the "it" here all along.
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So, you woke up today and decided to make this stupid ass statement?
Explain how it's a stupid statement
The statement that you made is the "it" here, and "it" is stupid. "It" is also boring.
I don't remember making any statements
Maybe I was the "it" here all along.
Hear me out: Maybe the "it" was the time all of us wasted along the way
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He and I are just a few days apart. It's astrologically impossible for Andrew to be a kook. Just it's impossible for us to use drugs and be ok.
More power to baker boyz and their friends.
Yo I was thinking imagine if Beagle got to be on sesame street. Future Skatebloarding the industry might be less Olympian and more spiritual.
We need more kids thinking culture and folk art not sports and drank sponsors.
Natas Also a great choice for sesame street.
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So what? There’s big dicks and cumshots in the Bible and that book is all about promoting purity.
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Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Do donkeys not have mad cum?
not as much as a horse
i was just assuming they would've had similar cum volume and dick size. i've seen plenty of horse dick, but never seen a donkey dick - just did some research and turns out average donkey dick is 6-8 inches and horse is 15-16 inches.
You sure about that fam?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_penis.jpg
Do you fuck to haus music?
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most overrated style of all time, wore Atlanta braves hats for no reason, looks like a turtle, gives interviews like he has post acid and talks weirdly slowly, generally kind of fried but no one talks about it, baker graphics are ugly, got greenlit, unwarranted v heels, kinda skates like tall jeffwonsong, Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros fan, tight ass trucks on a 7.75 and he’s tall as shit, baker 3 is supposedly his best part but Herman’s part was still the best part in the video, overly tall guy style that he can’t pull of like big john can, flip tricks always look musty, never figured out what the fuck the difference between deathwish and baker is supposed to be, from florida, struggles with eye contact worse than Andy and Rodney and they’re actually probably on the spectrum, kr3w was never even cool back then you guys just hype up shit from that era like when people were saying fucking Supra should come back on here, altamont was fucking stupid too they just made stupid fucking flannel shirts, penny had better fs flips, sponsored riley hawk, had b roll of him sitting in an ice bath in his magnum opus video part (which was set to the forementioned Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros because he’s that much of a dork), probably has a weird looking torso, I mean do I have to go on
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most overrated style of all time, wore Atlanta braves hats for no reason, looks like a turtle, gives interviews like he has post acid and talks weirdly slowly, generally kind of fried but no one talks about it, baker graphics are ugly, got greenlit, unwarranted v heels, kinda skates like tall jeffwonsong, Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros fan, tight ass trucks on a 7.75 and he’s tall as shit, baker 3 is supposedly his best part but Herman’s part was still the best part in the video, overly tall guy style that he can’t pull of like big john can, flip tricks always look musty, never figured out what the fuck the difference between deathwish and baker is supposed to be, from florida, struggles with eye contact worse than Andy and Rodney and they’re actually probably on the spectrum, kr3w was never even cool back then you guys just hype up shit from that era like when people were saying fucking Supra should come back on here, altamont was fucking stupid too they just made stupid fucking flannel shirts, penny had better fs flips, sponsored riley hawk, had b roll of him sitting in an ice bath in his magnum opus video part (which was set to the forementioned Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros because he’s that much of a dork), probably has a weird looking torso, I mean do I have to go on
yeah you do
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most overrated style of all time, wore Atlanta braves hats for no reason, looks like a turtle, gives interviews like he has post acid and talks weirdly slowly, generally kind of fried but no one talks about it, baker graphics are ugly, got greenlit, unwarranted v heels, kinda skates like tall jeffwonsong, Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros fan, tight ass trucks on a 7.75 and he’s tall as shit, baker 3 is supposedly his best part but Herman’s part was still the best part in the video, overly tall guy style that he can’t pull of like big john can, flip tricks always look musty, never figured out what the fuck the difference between deathwish and baker is supposed to be, from florida, struggles with eye contact worse than Andy and Rodney and they’re actually probably on the spectrum, kr3w was never even cool back then you guys just hype up shit from that era like when people were saying fucking Supra should come back on here, altamont was fucking stupid too they just made stupid fucking flannel shirts, penny had better fs flips, sponsored riley hawk, had b roll of him sitting in an ice bath in his magnum opus video part (which was set to the forementioned Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros because he’s that much of a dork), probably has a weird looking torso, I mean do I have to go on
No! Do someone else! You’re great at this
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most overrated style of all time, wore Atlanta braves hats for no reason, looks like a turtle, gives interviews like he has post acid and talks weirdly slowly, generally kind of fried but no one talks about it, baker graphics are ugly, got greenlit, unwarranted v heels, kinda skates like tall jeffwonsong, Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros fan, tight ass trucks on a 7.75 and he’s tall as shit, baker 3 is supposedly his best part but Herman’s part was still the best part in the video, overly tall guy style that he can’t pull of like big john can, flip tricks always look musty, never figured out what the fuck the difference between deathwish and baker is supposed to be, from florida, struggles with eye contact worse than Andy and Rodney and they’re actually probably on the spectrum, kr3w was never even cool back then you guys just hype up shit from that era like when people were saying fucking Supra should come back on here, altamont was fucking stupid too they just made stupid fucking flannel shirts, penny had better fs flips, sponsored riley hawk, had b roll of him sitting in an ice bath in his magnum opus video part (which was set to the forementioned Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros because he’s that much of a dork), probably has a weird looking torso, I mean do I have to go on
Amen
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most overrated style of all time, wore Atlanta braves hats for no reason, looks like a turtle, gives interviews like he has post acid and talks weirdly slowly, generally kind of fried but no one talks about it, baker graphics are ugly, got greenlit, unwarranted v heels, kinda skates like tall jeffwonsong, Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros fan, tight ass trucks on a 7.75 and he’s tall as shit, baker 3 is supposedly his best part but Herman’s part was still the best part in the video, overly tall guy style that he can’t pull of like big john can, flip tricks always look musty, never figured out what the fuck the difference between deathwish and baker is supposed to be, from florida, struggles with eye contact worse than Andy and Rodney and they’re actually probably on the spectrum, kr3w was never even cool back then you guys just hype up shit from that era like when people were saying fucking Supra should come back on here, altamont was fucking stupid too they just made stupid fucking flannel shirts, penny had better fs flips, sponsored riley hawk, had b roll of him sitting in an ice bath in his magnum opus video part (which was set to the forementioned Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros because he’s that much of a dork), probably has a weird looking torso, I mean do I have to go on
I was hoping for more commas. Don't think you used enough
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He and I are just a few days apart. It's astrologically impossible for Andrew to be a kook. Just it's impossible for us to use drugs and be ok.
More power to baker boyz and their friends.
Yo I was thinking imagine if Beagle got to be on sesame street. Future Skatebloarding the industry might be less Olympian and more spiritual.
We need more kids thinking culture and folk art not sports and drank sponsors.
Natas Also a great choice for sesame street.
Natas and Beagle on Sesame Street confirmed.
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most overrated style of all time, wore Atlanta braves hats for no reason, looks like a turtle, gives interviews like he has post acid and talks weirdly slowly, generally kind of fried but no one talks about it, baker graphics are ugly, got greenlit, unwarranted v heels, kinda skates like tall jeffwonsong, Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros fan, tight ass trucks on a 7.75 and he’s tall as shit, baker 3 is supposedly his best part but Herman’s part was still the best part in the video, overly tall guy style that he can’t pull of like big john can, flip tricks always look musty, never figured out what the fuck the difference between deathwish and baker is supposed to be, from florida, struggles with eye contact worse than Andy and Rodney and they’re actually probably on the spectrum, kr3w was never even cool back then you guys just hype up shit from that era like when people were saying fucking Supra should come back on here, altamont was fucking stupid too they just made stupid fucking flannel shirts, penny had better fs flips, sponsored riley hawk, had b roll of him sitting in an ice bath in his magnum opus video part (which was set to the forementioned Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros because he’s that much of a dork), probably has a weird looking torso, I mean do I have to go on
allow me to assist, king:
+ said voting was dumb and didnt vote in 2016 election
+ pretended to have ocd
+ sold house for a loss
+ cucked by kader
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I think it’s kooky to call him the Boss bc it’s yet another Baker nickname stolen from a musician and it reminds me when the baker guys liked to pretend they were mafia guys (Cadillacs and all the many examples from Greco’s Glossary in his TWS pro spotlight)
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most overrated style of all time, wore Atlanta braves hats for no reason, looks like a turtle, gives interviews like he has post acid and talks weirdly slowly, generally kind of fried but no one talks about it, baker graphics are ugly, got greenlit, unwarranted v heels, kinda skates like tall jeffwonsong, Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros fan, tight ass trucks on a 7.75 and he’s tall as shit, baker 3 is supposedly his best part but Herman’s part was still the best part in the video, overly tall guy style that he can’t pull of like big john can, flip tricks always look musty, never figured out what the fuck the difference between deathwish and baker is supposed to be, from florida, struggles with eye contact worse than Andy and Rodney and they’re actually probably on the spectrum, kr3w was never even cool back then you guys just hype up shit from that era like when people were saying fucking Supra should come back on here, altamont was fucking stupid too they just made stupid fucking flannel shirts, penny had better fs flips, sponsored riley hawk, had b roll of him sitting in an ice bath in his magnum opus video part (which was set to the forementioned Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros because he’s that much of a dork), probably has a weird looking torso, I mean do I have to go on
i cant post the meme but
you outta pocket LMAO keep going
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No, I do not think he is a kook. The opposite I would think.
When has he actually preached about it? Any link? From what I have seen, he speaks about it calmly and candidly.
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https://www.freeskatemag.com/2021/09/21/andrew-reynolds-interview/
And does that go for everything? Like for me one of the best things about Baker has always been how honest and authentic the brand’s felt. The videos made you want to skate but also cherish all the moments around the skating when you’re just being silly with your mates. But then obviously some people would argue that by being that ‘honest’ they glorified certain behaviours that could be seen as self-destructive. And then obviously you’re sober now… So my question is: does the ‘learning from experience’ extend to the drinking and drugs given what you’ve been through and where you’re at now, or do you actively try to tell people to stay well away from all that shit?
I’ve had this conversation with myself many many times, especially being sober. Obviously if I see someone getting into hard drugs and it’s bad I’ll step in and say ‘yeah, that’s going to be a problem for you’, but at the same time, I can’t stop anybody from doing what they want to do. People are always telling me ‘did you see? Kader’s smoking weed!’ and all this, and I’m a bit like ‘uh what, really? He’s 18, smoked some weed and drank a beer? I don’t know what to tell you… To me that’s completely normal.’ Do I tell him on the side that it is something that can turn into something bad one day? Yeah I tell him all the time. But at the end of the day I have to look back at when I was in my early twenties, doing every drug on the planet and fucking up. I had Atiba who was sober going ‘you’re going to really lose all this if you keep this up’ and I’d just be like ‘yeah yeah’. My whole family would tell me, everybody… But it would just go in one ear and out the other until it got bad enough to where personally I had to say OKAY, I need to do something here. But I’m the only person I’ve ever listened to. Until I realised it was a problem I wouldn’t take it from anybody. And you know I go to programs for all that stuff and it’s a known fact that unless somebody is coming and asking you for help, you’re just wasting your breath.
Then about people that feel like we were glorifying it in the videos and stuff… I feel like if I’m going to make a documentary about say the Rolling Stones or something else that’s happening in the world, I’m just going to show what’s actually happening. And like imagine trying to film the Baker team without weed?! There would just be no footage. And yeah obviously that stuff can cause problems for people, but I’d rather Baker was truthful about how the world is, how kids are, how it’s funny to fuck around when you’re young and dumb rather than to try to hide it.
And all these young guys on the team, they know I’m sober, they know that if they need help they can call on me. And I’m trying to be a good example, you know. I’ll gladly help them or anybody that comes to me, but as far as trying to preach it, nah, that’s not me.
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fuck that guy
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Reynolds eats fruit.
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Reynolds left Fourstar…
In some interview (I think Crail Couch) he said that he left Fourstar for some brand that paid him 1k$/month and had ads in the magazines but never released any actual clothing.
Which brand was it?
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Reynolds left Fourstar…
In some interview (I think Crail Couch) he said that he left Fourstar for some brand that paid him 1k$/month and had ads in the magazines but never released any actual clothing.
Which brand was it?
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Reynolds left Fourstar…
In some interview (I think Crail Couch) he said that he left Fourstar for some brand that paid him 1k$/month and had ads in the magazines but never released any actual clothing.
Which brand was it?
84
Did Ellington/November ever release clothes? I remember a bunch of ads
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In some interview (I think Crail Couch) he said that he left Fourstar for some brand that paid him 1k$/month and had ads in the magazines but never released any actual clothing.
Which brand was it?
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Did Ellington/November ever release clothes? I remember a bunch of ads
I think I remember people wearing November shirts but not skaters more Macbeth shoes big dickies shorts types. Kinda crazy it being worth leaving one of the best teams at the time for $12k a year. How low must 4star have been paying at the time.
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most overrated style of all time, wore Atlanta braves hats for no reason, looks like a turtle, gives interviews like he has post acid and talks weirdly slowly, generally kind of fried but no one talks about it, baker graphics are ugly, got greenlit, unwarranted v heels, kinda skates like tall jeffwonsong, Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros fan, tight ass trucks on a 7.75 and he’s tall as shit, baker 3 is supposedly his best part but Herman’s part was still the best part in the video, overly tall guy style that he can’t pull of like big john can, flip tricks always look musty, never figured out what the fuck the difference between deathwish and baker is supposed to be, from florida, struggles with eye contact worse than Andy and Rodney and they’re actually probably on the spectrum, kr3w was never even cool back then you guys just hype up shit from that era like when people were saying fucking Supra should come back on here, altamont was fucking stupid too they just made stupid fucking flannel shirts, penny had better fs flips, sponsored riley hawk, had b roll of him sitting in an ice bath in his magnum opus video part (which was set to the forementioned Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros because he’s that much of a dork), probably has a weird looking torso, I mean do I have to go on
allow me to assist, king:
+ said voting was dumb and didnt vote in 2016 election
+ pretended to have ocd
+ sold house for a loss
+ cucked by kader
+ phelper said in his epicly laterd that he is "not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but can kickflip some big shit"
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Only Macbeth I know is Shakespeare and I've never worn Dickies...but I did have a November hoody once, yes.
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In some interview (I think Crail Couch) he said that he left Fourstar for some brand that paid him 1k$/month and had ads in the magazines but never released any actual clothing.
Which brand was it?
84
Nice, thank you.
Could anyone scan and post the ads? I‘d love to see the roster and intended brand image.
Because
Kinda crazy it being worth leaving one of the best teams at the time for $12k a year. How low must 4star have been paying at the time.
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it could be worse. he could be like Neen
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Reynolds left Fourstar…
In some interview (I think Crail Couch) he said that he left Fourstar for some brand that paid him 1k$/month and had ads in the magazines but never released any actual clothing.
Which brand was it?
84
Did Ellington/November ever release clothes? I remember a bunch of ads
I think I remember people wearing November shirts but not skaters more Macbeth shoes big dickies shorts types. Kinda crazy it being worth leaving one of the best teams at the time for $12k a year. How low must 4star have been paying at the time.
Well it was him Greco and Ellington and it felt like they were trying to solidify the baker sponsors together
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most overrated style of all time, wore Atlanta braves hats for no reason, looks like a turtle, gives interviews like he has post acid and talks weirdly slowly, generally kind of fried but no one talks about it, baker graphics are ugly, got greenlit, unwarranted v heels, kinda skates like tall jeffwonsong, Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros fan, tight ass trucks on a 7.75 and he’s tall as shit, baker 3 is supposedly his best part but Herman’s part was still the best part in the video, overly tall guy style that he can’t pull of like big john can, flip tricks always look musty, never figured out what the fuck the difference between deathwish and baker is supposed to be, from florida, struggles with eye contact worse than Andy and Rodney and they’re actually probably on the spectrum, kr3w was never even cool back then you guys just hype up shit from that era like when people were saying fucking Supra should come back on here, altamont was fucking stupid too they just made stupid fucking flannel shirts, penny had better fs flips, sponsored riley hawk, had b roll of him sitting in an ice bath in his magnum opus video part (which was set to the forementioned Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros because he’s that much of a dork), probably has a weird looking torso, I mean do I have to go on
the first time i don't know what i should do, gnar or kook.
Please do it again
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most overrated style of all time, wore Atlanta braves hats for no reason, looks like a turtle, gives interviews like he has post acid and talks weirdly slowly, generally kind of fried but no one talks about it, baker graphics are ugly, got greenlit, unwarranted v heels, kinda skates like tall jeffwonsong, Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros fan, tight ass trucks on a 7.75 and he’s tall as shit, baker 3 is supposedly his best part but Herman’s part was still the best part in the video, overly tall guy style that he can’t pull of like big john can, flip tricks always look musty, never figured out what the fuck the difference between deathwish and baker is supposed to be, from florida, struggles with eye contact worse than Andy and Rodney and they’re actually probably on the spectrum, kr3w was never even cool back then you guys just hype up shit from that era like when people were saying fucking Supra should come back on here, altamont was fucking stupid too they just made stupid fucking flannel shirts, penny had better fs flips, sponsored riley hawk, had b roll of him sitting in an ice bath in his magnum opus video part (which was set to the forementioned Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros because he’s that much of a dork), probably has a weird looking torso, I mean do I have to go on
If this gets you a negative rep, we live in a bizzaro world.
Do Fred gall next.
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I love Reynolds but don’t think I have ever seen him 5050 a handrail
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Ask Clyde Singleton
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In some interview (I think Crail Couch) he said that he left Fourstar for some brand that paid him 1k$/month and had ads in the magazines but never released any actual clothing.
Which brand was it?
84
Nice, thank you.
Could anyone scan and post the ads? I‘d love to see the roster and intended brand image.
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Kinda crazy it being worth leaving one of the best teams at the time for $12k a year. How low must 4star have been paying at the time.
1984 DID have clothes, I had some shirts. They also put out a video called let it bleed. I wasn’t aware Reynolds was anywhere near that company as it was super “hesh” pool guys mostly from what I remember
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LnPotYqiXDQ (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LnPotYqiXDQ)
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(https://i.imgur.com/c3tT0cD.jpg)
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I think it’s kooky to call him the Boss bc it’s yet another Baker nickname stolen from a musician and it reminds me when the baker guys liked to pretend they were mafia guys (Cadillacs and all the many examples from Greco’s Glossary in his TWS pro spotlight)
Yea, they were pushing the nicknames for awhile and it seemed really forced. A couple those guys, mainly greco just felt so contrived.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_SqZ_lANm0
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Didn't he leave Four Star for Altamont?
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Didn't he leave Four Star for Altamont?
Altamont was to keep him from joining Supra/Kr3w which was a few years after he had already left 4star iirc
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Didn't he leave Four Star for Altamont?
Altamont was to keep him from joining Supra/Kr3w which was a few years after he had already left 4star iirc
Wasn't he on Kr3w for a minute? Like in between 4star and Altamont? Isn't that where the AR slims came from?
https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/p.aspx?ID=6181
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Didn't he leave Four Star for Altamont?
Altamont was to keep him from joining Supra/Kr3w which was a few years after he had already left 4star iirc
Wasn't he on Kr3w for a minute? Like in between 4star and Altamont? Isn't that where the AR slims came from?
https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/p.aspx?ID=6181
Yeah I think Krew was everyone coming together after ol84, November, tsa died to make a super team. From memory Krew was about 03 and supra was 06 so there were a couple years of him riding Krew before supra started and others left sole tech
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(https://theboardr.blob.core.windows.net/headshots/339_900.jpg)
(https://cdn2.vectorstock.com/i/1000x1000/57/76/funny-turtle-with-thumb-up-vector-1225776.jpg)
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Krew Reynolds jeans were like the Big Boys of the mid 2000's.
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Krew Reynolds jeans were like the Big Boys of the mid 2000's.
I thought it was the Altamont Davis chino
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Krew Reynolds jeans were like the Big Boys of the mid 2000's.
I thought it was the Altamont Davis chino
now THOSE had me and everyone I knew in a chokehold. I still got a pair that I can’t fit, but they’re relics.
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Didn't he leave Four Star for Altamont?
Altamont was to keep him from joining Supra/Kr3w which was a few years after he had already left 4star iirc
Wasn't he on Kr3w for a minute? Like in between 4star and Altamont? Isn't that where the AR slims came from?
https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/p.aspx?ID=6181
Yeah I think Krew was everyone coming together after ol84, November, tsa died to make a super team. From memory Krew was about 03 and supra was 06 so there were a couple years of him riding Krew before supra started and others left sole tech
I’m pretty sure the reason es was killed off for a bit was because Reynolds threatened to leave emerica if sole tech cut Altamont. Which is what they were going to do, cut the lowest profitable brand they had, but instead decided to cut es since Reynolds alone brought a lot of revenue to sold tech. Kinda shitty of him since that meant they ended up cutting Mike Anderson, Bobby Worrest, Ben Raemers, Kellen James, Rick McCrank, and more.
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Krew Reynolds jeans were like the Big Boys of the mid 2000's.
Absolutely correct. I’d wear mine until they were too tattered to leave the house in. I racked a few pairs from zumiez under Walmart rustler’s. I had never owned anything fancier than Levi’s prior, they felt luxurious
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Didn't he leave Four Star for Altamont?
Altamont was to keep him from joining Supra/Kr3w which was a few years after he had already left 4star iirc
Wasn't he on Kr3w for a minute? Like in between 4star and Altamont? Isn't that where the AR slims came from?
https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/p.aspx?ID=6181
Yeah I think Krew was everyone coming together after ol84, November, tsa died to make a super team. From memory Krew was about 03 and supra was 06 so there were a couple years of him riding Krew before supra started and others left sole tech
I’m pretty sure the reason es was killed off for a bit was because Reynolds threatened to leave emerica if sole tech cut Altamont. Which is what they were going to do, cut the lowest profitable brand they had, but instead decided to cut es since Reynolds alone brought a lot of revenue to sold tech. Kinda shitty of him since that meant they ended up cutting Mike Anderson, Bobby Worrest, Ben Raemers, Kellen James, Rick McCrank, and more.
While it is true that it is shitty of sole tech to decide to cut èS and that team as opposed to Altamont, most of those guys ended up with better shoe deals in the end.
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most overrated style of all time, wore Atlanta braves hats for no reason, looks like a turtle, gives interviews like he has post acid and talks weirdly slowly, generally kind of fried but no one talks about it, baker graphics are ugly, got greenlit, unwarranted v heels, kinda skates like tall jeffwonsong, Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros fan, tight ass trucks on a 7.75 and he’s tall as shit, baker 3 is supposedly his best part but Herman’s part was still the best part in the video, overly tall guy style that he can’t pull of like big john can, flip tricks always look musty, never figured out what the fuck the difference between deathwish and baker is supposed to be, from florida, struggles with eye contact worse than Andy and Rodney and they’re actually probably on the spectrum, kr3w was never even cool back then you guys just hype up shit from that era like when people were saying fucking Supra should come back on here, altamont was fucking stupid too they just made stupid fucking flannel shirts, penny had better fs flips, sponsored riley hawk, had b roll of him sitting in an ice bath in his magnum opus video part (which was set to the forementioned Edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros because he’s that much of a dork), probably has a weird looking torso, I mean do I have to go on
Forgot to take your meds again, I see
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He’s def a kook but not for that reason lol.
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Forgot to take your meds again, I see
yeah your mom ran out of peanut butter
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Borra liked to say in staff meetings that Reynolds is a "very simple guy." The insinuation was that he's dumb. It was on some Scientologist mental warfare brainwashing shit.