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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: mrselfdestruct on December 12, 2023, 05:36:03 AM
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why does it seem that everytime i get on slap i see a new thread thats talking about a different brand dropping riders. whats going on???
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recession
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recession
see i thought that but DCjust got bought out and idk whats goin on with krux. yeah thats probably it.
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why does it seem that everytime i get on slap i see a new thread thats talking about a different brand dropping riders. whats going on???
i know you haven't been here long mrs elf destruct but that's what gets reported here. you're either on or of.
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why does it seem that everytime i get on slap i see a new thread thats talking about a different brand dropping riders. whats going on???
mrs elf destruct
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He takes you where you want to go.
He gives you all you need to know.
He drags you down he uses you up.
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He takes you where you want to go.
He gives you all you need to know.
He drags you down he uses you up.
MRS ELF DESTRUCT!
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Good. All the brands are suck. So do all the skaters.
They're all irrelevant, got wack style, and deserve to go out of business.
I only skate ironically.
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why does it seem that everytime i get on slap i see a new thread thats talking about a different brand dropping riders. whats going on???
Fuck I wish I had my old account so I could gnar you for the laugh as I'm waking up. I have no idea if that was intentional or not but fuck I almost spit my coffee out.
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It’s the economy, mrs elf.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recession
Sorry for not giving you a proper answer, that was petty of me. I'll try to do better:
Having a team is basically a marketing expense. When the economy is on a downturn, or if companies expect one, they cut back on their expenses. That's probably what's going on with Krux, although it may also signal the end of the whole brand. Krux is the unloved little sibling of Independent anyway, so a recession would be an opportune time to focus on the bigger brand that brings home the bacon.
The cases of DC and Element are a little different because both brands are owned by Authentic Brands Group, a company that (among other things) specializes in buying brands and then gutting them. That means they try to extract as much money as possible from a brand's image at the cost of the brand going under. The don't care about one brand going out of business because by that time they're already doing the same thing with a different brand. In these cases, the stuff we like to talk about on here (team riders, brand image, video projects etc.) doesn't matter at all because the decision to gut the brand is made on a much, much higher level. With an owner like Authentic, not even all the DC or Element greats of the past put together could revive the brands because in Authentic's estimation, it's better to make money in the short term and move on to the next brand instead of navigating a brand through the natural ups and downs of the economy.
That's a little oversimplified, but basically it.
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ask dumb question, get dumb answer. but yeah i googled who bought DC and when i saw ABG i knew they were fucked.
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Same as it ever was Mrs. Elf.
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Mrs Elf is a pretty cool name.
And Mrs Elf destructing is even cooler.
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it's the end of the year. Every industry does it, although they use to wait until after the holidays to do it. In February or March, will get announcements from those who were lucky enough to get picked up, just in time for the spring product to drop.
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We’re not in a recession there’s just an insane glut of brands and some of them have to lose.
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This thread should just be called mrs elf destruct
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He takes you where you want to go.
He gives you all you need to know.
He drags you down he uses you up.
No chance this isn’t stuck in my head all day
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He takes you where you want to go.
He gives you all you need to know.
He drags you down he uses you up.
No chance this isn’t stuck in my head all day
I TAKE YOU WHERE YOU WANT TO GO!
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covid and polar big boys inflated demand for skate goods, now we are back to reality groceries cost more now
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covid and polar big boys inflated demand for skate goods, now we are back to reality groceries cost more now
i am happy to say i never bought polars. i love baggy pants but hate big boys because the tapper is too small to cover my shoes.
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Prolly because the sky is falling….
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It’s just what the letters say to me
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It’s just what the letters say to me
You’re too modest Breanna Easy.
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ask dumb question, get dumb answer. but yeah i googled who bought DC and when i saw ABG i knew they were fucked.
Mrs. Elf - I totally get that you don't want to be known as Mr. Self Destruct, but the Alanis Morrisette avatar is somewhat of a red herring. she's much more of a queen than she is an elf. You may want to consider changing your av to something like this:
(https://storage.googleapis.com/pai-images/46edbaa078ca423fb41f2f0cfa51d84f.jpeg)
(https://cdnfl01.viewbug.com/media/mediafiles/2015/02/23/47159851_large.jpg)
(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/f458db79-e2da-43a4-b09b-d236955e8396_1.100d2b8c8c3673dbead1a241ed2e56ca.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF)
(https://cdn.kobo.com/book-images/d5a1cdd7-e662-4913-b7b7-b4222116b294/1200/1200/False/does-a-hot-elf-live-next-door-to-you-vol-3.jpg)
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I opened this thread at work with hopes of expressing my discontent at the industry’s lack of empathy towards those poor Krux riders, and now I have to do “sensitivity “ training because of elf porn. Thanks a lot guys.
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what did i start
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I opened this thread at work with hopes of expressing my discontent at the industry’s lack of empathy towards those poor Krux riders, and now I have to do “sensitivity “ training because of elf porn. Thanks a lot guys.
oooof. my bad. I too get really sensitive when I see hot elfs, but I get sensitive in my ween.
I gnarred you to say sorry.
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I opened this thread at work with hopes of expressing my discontent at the industry’s lack of empathy towards those poor Krux riders, and now I have to do “sensitivity “ training because of elf porn. Thanks a lot guys.
I am going to believe this is real. This thread has delivered!
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I opened this thread at work with hopes of expressing my discontent at the industry’s lack of empathy towards those poor Krux riders, and now I have to do “sensitivity “ training because of elf porn. Thanks a lot guys.
:D
I love slap
Thanks guys
and yes, I open my slap threads at work carefully :-X
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me when multiple brands drop riders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJZsFO4qmRk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJZsFO4qmRk)
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All the brands are suck.
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http://youtu.be/-WKkYhi6Aa8
i'm fookin' in the zone right now, pals.
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My dad would be so stoked if he walked in on me scrolling through this thread.
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I'm on the fence with the new title ... I definitely think it will help with traction though ... Clickbait title but actually comes through! I'm going to have to say it was a solid choice! My faith in SLAP may be restored going into 2024
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ask dumb question, get dumb answer. but yeah i googled who bought DC and when i saw ABG i knew they were fucked.
Mrs. Elf - I totally get that you don't want to be known as Mr. Self Destruct, but the Alanis Morrisette avatar is somewhat of a red herring. she's much more of a queen than she is an elf. You may want to consider changing your av to something like this:
(https://storage.googleapis.com/pai-images/46edbaa078ca423fb41f2f0cfa51d84f.jpeg)
(https://cdnfl01.viewbug.com/media/mediafiles/2015/02/23/47159851_large.jpg)
(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/f458db79-e2da-43a4-b09b-d236955e8396_1.100d2b8c8c3673dbead1a241ed2e56ca.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF)
(https://cdn.kobo.com/book-images/d5a1cdd7-e662-4913-b7b7-b4222116b294/1200/1200/False/does-a-hot-elf-live-next-door-to-you-vol-3.jpg)
How long till Jeremy Klein steals that last image?
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ask dumb question, get dumb answer. but yeah i googled who bought DC and when i saw ABG i knew they were fucked.
Mrs. Elf - I totally get that you don't want to be known as Mr. Self Destruct, but the Alanis Morrisette avatar is somewhat of a red herring. she's much more of a queen than she is an elf. You may want to consider changing your av to something like this:
(https://storage.googleapis.com/pai-images/46edbaa078ca423fb41f2f0cfa51d84f.jpeg)
(https://cdnfl01.viewbug.com/media/mediafiles/2015/02/23/47159851_large.jpg)
(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/f458db79-e2da-43a4-b09b-d236955e8396_1.100d2b8c8c3673dbead1a241ed2e56ca.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF)
(https://cdn.kobo.com/book-images/d5a1cdd7-e662-4913-b7b7-b4222116b294/1200/1200/False/does-a-hot-elf-live-next-door-to-you-vol-3.jpg)
How long till Jeremy Klein steals that last image?
how do i add my own image to pfp. ive been trying for so long.
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This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing
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This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing
I'd like to think I speak for everyone else in the thread when I say, "you're elfcome."
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This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing
I'd like to think I speak for everyone else in the thread when I say, "you're elfcum."
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This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing
I'd like to think I speak for everyone else in the thread when I say, "you're elfcum."
Easy now, bucko. We don't need more people getting sentenced to sensitivity training.... but yes, if you must know, they do make me cum.
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This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing
I'd like to think I speak for everyone else in the thread when I say, "you're elfcum."
Easy now, bucko. We don't need more people getting sentenced to sensitivity training.... but yes, if you must know, they do make me cum.
Name checks out?
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This had me cracking up quite a bit, thank you mrs elf and elferyone contributing
I'd like to think I speak for everyone else in the thread when I say, "you're elfcum."
Easy now, bucko. We don't need more people getting sentenced to sensitivity training.... but yes, if you must know, they do make me cum.
Name checks out?
Elfinitely
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Same as it ever was Mrs. Elf.
Same as it ever was
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Same as it ever was Mrs. Elf.
Same as it ever was
stop making sense!
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I opened this thread at work with hopes of expressing my discontent at the industry’s lack of empathy towards those poor Krux riders, and now I have to do “sensitivity “ training because of elf porn. Thanks a lot guys.
oooof. my bad. I too get really sensitive when I see hot elfs, but I get sensitive in my ween.
I gnarred you to say sorry.
But what’s your favorite album?
I can always go back to first and maybe fave:
http://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kZP23-Oyz2Fvuq709aEcl6BRH3XCxvnCQ&si=81TmVkf2-RpOKFbQ
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Stop sexually exploiting that fairy being! You monsters.
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(https://media.tenor.com/wbOs-jVpv1oAAAAC/lord-of-the-rings-lotr.gif)
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My dad would be so stoked if he walked in on me scrolling through this thread.
Goddammit, GAY. Now I spit coffee all over my work laptop.
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(https://media.tenor.com/wbOs-jVpv1oAAAAC/lord-of-the-rings-lotr.gif)
You have my sword, honk honk.
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Mrs Elf Dustruct damn y’all did it again.
Does Jerry Gurneys Cream still around?
Free max b
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I opened this thread at work with hopes of expressing my discontent at the industry’s lack of empathy towards those poor Krux riders, and now I have to do “sensitivity “ training because of elf porn. Thanks a lot guys.
oooof. my bad. I too get really sensitive when I see hot elfs, but I get sensitive in my ween.
I gnarred you to say sorry.
I can always go back to first and maybe fave:
http://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_kZP23-Oyz2Fvuq709aEcl6BRH3XCxvnCQ&si=81TmVkf2-RpOKFbQ
@turdtastic - this is a great question. if we're talking studio albums, my original favorite album was chocolate and cheese, but then I got into Quebec more... then I went through a Mollusk phase. my FAVORITE album from them though is Live At Stubbs. that version of marble tulip juicy tree and captain fantasy just got oh so hard. you should check out the "ween songs you're surprised no one has skated to," thread if you haven't already. turns out slap is rife with ween fans <3
SO PLEASE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE - SOMEWHERE FLOATING FREE! SEEMS MY DESTINY CAPTAIN ELFTASY!
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pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now
con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.
i love slap.
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pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now
con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.
i love slap.
if I knew what pfp meant I could probably tell you how to do it. I wear glasses.
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pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now
con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.
i love slap.
go to your profile -> modify profile -> forum profile -> personalized picture -> specify avatar by URL
there ya go mrs elf destruct :)
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pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now
con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.
i love slap.
if I knew what pfp meant I could probably tell you how to do it. I wear glasses.
profile picture. i also wear glasses, damnit.
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pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now
con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.
i love slap.
there ya go mrs elf destruct :)
it says cannot be used as profile pic or sum bullshit
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Thinning the herd is a never ending process.
Skatebloarding is a living breathing beast. You gotta bring snacks because cuteness is temporary. Someday you gonna be dancing wrongly all empty handed and you gonna get eaten.
If I was a barely housed west coaster who wanted to work I'd be bugging dlx for any job possible.
If I wanted to sit on my ass and pretend I'm the new Guy I'd follow Jason Dill with my hand out.
Seems to me he's always working.
If
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pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now
con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.
i love slap.
there ya go mrs elf destruct :)
You have to use an image url but it can't be some massive pic
right click an image on the web -> copy image url -> paste -> success
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I cannot wait to see what elf porn you select as an avatar.
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(https://i0.wp.com/www.lune-soft.jp/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/5e627146353d5c381ec74acb7beb3a4b.jpg)
show me a King skateboard graphic better than this Elf porn
many companies I would rather skate elf porn.
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Woah it's gettin hot up in here
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Woah it's gettin hot up in here
my thoughts exactly holy smokes. I thought I wasn't into hentai... turns out it has to be elf hentai.
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What even is elf hintai these days?!?
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There is something wrong with those two up there. They need to see a doctor.
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There is something wrong with those two up there. They need to see a doctor.
A very naughty, elf doctor, one presumes?
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Shoot, the Dr. is in!!!
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There is something wrong with those two up there. They need to see a doctor.
yes, they appear to be indistress while experiencing some sort of painful discharge of magical elf fluid. I'm no doctor, but in my professional opionion, they're suffering from being way too hot.
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No, I know a yeast infection when I see one. Lil' mama is baking bread.
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No, I know a yeast infection when I see one. Lil' mama is baking bread.
you ever been with a lady who was suffering from bacterial vaginosis? I did once when I was several years younger, and I said nothing. I wish I had, but that's a hard conversation to broach. she did let me stay in her apartment in downtown denver for 5 days while she was on a business trip, so I'm glad I didn't. I was a 3 minute drive away from D-Park. this was right when I moved to denver, so I was hittin' the d-spense and then d-park every night.
if anyone is familiar with d-park - the crazy kinked hubba that goes down that long bank - I gap kickflip 50-50 into the down part of the beginning of the hubba going the opposite way, or up the bank, stoned out of my gahdamn gourd. if you're looking at the hubba at the top of the bank, it goes up... I went up the bank and kickflip 50-50'd into that. that's one of those tricks that stands out in my head over the years because of how amazing it felt.
as far as BV - you can tell if they have it by the pungent, grotesque, and absolutely repulsive smell. you don't even have to have your face in the crotch region to smell it. if it was me, now, I'd tell them they should probably see a doctor... post coital, of course ;)
I would like to add, I spelled every word in that last sentence correctly, first try. again, I wear glasses.
You should really D-think where you D-Park your D next time.
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If
finally someone said it
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No, I know a yeast infection when I see one. Lil' mama is baking bread.
you ever been with a lady who was suffering from bacterial vaginosis? I did once when I was several years younger, and I said nothing. I wish I had, but that's a hard conversation to broach. she did let me stay in her apartment in downtown denver for 5 days while she was on a business trip, so I'm glad I didn't. I was a 3 minute drive away from D-Park. this was right when I moved to denver, so I was hittin' the d-spense and then d-park every night.
if anyone is familiar with d-park - the crazy kinked hubba that goes down that long bank - I gap kickflip 50-50 into the down part of the beginning of the hubba going the opposite way, or up the bank, stoned out of my gahdamn gourd. if you're looking at the hubba at the top of the bank, it goes up... I went up the bank and kickflip 50-50'd into that. that's one of those tricks that stands out in my head over the years because of how amazing it felt.
as far as BV - you can tell if they have it by the pungent, grotesque, and absolutely repulsive smell. you don't even have to have your face in the crotch region to smell it. if it was me, now, I'd tell them they should probably see a doctor... post coital, of course ;)
I would like to add, I spelled every word in that last sentence correctly, first try. again, I wear glasses.
I think we both know the answer to this question.
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No, I know a yeast infection when I see one. Lil' mama is baking bread.
you ever been with a lady who was suffering from bacterial vaginosis? I did once when I was several years younger, and I said nothing. I wish I had, but that's a hard conversation to broach. she did let me stay in her apartment in downtown denver for 5 days while she was on a business trip, so I'm glad I didn't. I was a 3 minute drive away from D-Park. this was right when I moved to denver, so I was hittin' the d-spense and then d-park every night.
if anyone is familiar with d-park - the crazy kinked hubba that goes down that long bank - I gap kickflip 50-50 into the down part of the beginning of the hubba going the opposite way, or up the bank, stoned out of my gahdamn gourd. if you're looking at the hubba at the top of the bank, it goes up... I went up the bank and kickflip 50-50'd into that. that's one of those tricks that stands out in my head over the years because of how amazing it felt.
as far as BV - you can tell if they have it by the pungent, grotesque, and absolutely repulsive smell. you don't even have to have your face in the crotch region to smell it. if it was me, now, I'd tell them they should probably see a doctor... post coital, of course ;)
I would like to add, I spelled every word in that last sentence correctly, first try. again, I wear glasses.
I think we both know the answer to this question.
a resounding, "yes."
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pros of starting a genuine thread: people on slap like me now
con of starting a genuine thread: oh no i had to add an elf porn warning, people now think im mrs elf destruct and, i still dont know how to add my own pfp.
i love slap.
there ya go mrs elf destruct :)
You have to use an image url but it can't be some massive pic
right click an image on the web -> copy image url -> paste -> success
when i right click it dont say copy image url but i can copy the image address. do i do that? i did that ad it says succsesfully uploaded but i have no pfp
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multiple brands dropping riders.... right
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multiple brands dropping riders.... right
i found out on page one why. this is now just a shoot the shit thread.
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No, I know a yeast infection when I see one. Lil' mama is baking bread.
you ever been with a lady who was suffering from bacterial vaginosis? I did once when I was several years younger, and I said nothing. I wish I had, but that's a hard conversation to broach. she did let me stay in her apartment in downtown denver for 5 days while she was on a business trip, so I'm glad I didn't. I was a 3 minute drive away from D-Park. this was right when I moved to denver, so I was hittin' the d-spense and then d-park every night.
if anyone is familiar with d-park - the crazy kinked hubba that goes down that long bank - I gap kickflip 50-50 into the down part of the beginning of the hubba going the opposite way, or up the bank, stoned out of my gahdamn gourd. if you're looking at the hubba at the top of the bank, it goes up... I went up the bank and kickflip 50-50'd into that. that's one of those tricks that stands out in my head over the years because of how amazing it felt.
as far as BV - you can tell if they have it by the pungent, grotesque, and absolutely repulsive smell. you don't even have to have your face in the crotch region to smell it. if it was me, now, I'd tell them they should probably see a doctor... post coital, of course ;)
I would like to add, I spelled every word in that last sentence correctly, first try. again, I wear glasses.
Nah, son.
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We’re not in a recession there’s just an insane glut of brands and some of them have to lose.
also, some of them are wack and deserve to loose.
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No, I know a yeast infection when I see one. Lil' mama is baking bread.
you ever been with a lady who was suffering from bacterial vaginosis? I did once when I was several years younger, and I said nothing. I wish I had, but that's a hard conversation to broach. she did let me stay in her apartment in downtown denver for 5 days while she was on a business trip, so I'm glad I didn't. I was a 3 minute drive away from D-Park. this was right when I moved to denver, so I was hittin' the d-spense and then d-park every night.
if anyone is familiar with d-park - the crazy kinked hubba that goes down that long bank - I gap kickflip 50-50 into the down part of the beginning of the hubba going the opposite way, or up the bank, stoned out of my gahdamn gourd. if you're looking at the hubba at the top of the bank, it goes up... I went up the bank and kickflip 50-50'd into that. that's one of those tricks that stands out in my head over the years because of how amazing it felt.
as far as BV - you can tell if they have it by the pungent, grotesque, and absolutely repulsive smell. you don't even have to have your face in the crotch region to smell it. if it was me, now, I'd tell them they should probably see a doctor... post coital, of course ;)
I would like to add, I spelled every word in that last sentence correctly, first try. again, I wear glasses.
I’ve been fortunate to have never come across this in my personal life, but I started working in a microbiology lab about 6 months ago and I have to run tests for this and various other stds every day. I got my first whiff of this stuff, and it’s something that stays with you forever; it must be hard coded into our dna from when stds were incurable and more of a death sentence because the body has a visceral reaction to it.
So we have run these tests on this really antiquated machine. It tests for trichomonas, gardnerella, and candida (yeast). It comes as a vag swab in a tube with this liquid and we have to prepare it with various reagents before it goes on the instrument. You can always tell which ones are positive when you first open the swab, the smell is unavoidable, but if that wasn’t bad enough part of the process is putting the tubes on a heating block to “cook”
For half an hour while the reagents do their magic. Things start smelling like a McDs filet of fish after a while.
I see a lot of gross stuff in here, but those are up there with the worst of them
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No, I know a yeast infection when I see one. Lil' mama is baking bread.
you ever been with a lady who was suffering from bacterial vaginosis? I did once when I was several years younger, and I said nothing. I wish I had, but that's a hard conversation to broach. she did let me stay in her apartment in downtown denver for 5 days while she was on a business trip, so I'm glad I didn't. I was a 3 minute drive away from D-Park. this was right when I moved to denver, so I was hittin' the d-spense and then d-park every night.
if anyone is familiar with d-park - the crazy kinked hubba that goes down that long bank - I gap kickflip 50-50 into the down part of the beginning of the hubba going the opposite way, or up the bank, stoned out of my gahdamn gourd. if you're looking at the hubba at the top of the bank, it goes up... I went up the bank and kickflip 50-50'd into that. that's one of those tricks that stands out in my head over the years because of how amazing it felt.
as far as BV - you can tell if they have it by the pungent, grotesque, and absolutely repulsive smell. you don't even have to have your face in the crotch region to smell it. if it was me, now, I'd tell them they should probably see a doctor... post coital, of course ;)
I would like to add, I spelled every word in that last sentence correctly, first try. again, I wear glasses.
I’ve been fortunate to have never come across this in my personal life, but I started working in a microbiology lab about 6 months ago and I have to run tests for this and various other stds every day. I got my first whiff of this stuff, and it’s something that stays with you forever; it must be hard coded into our dna from when stds were incurable and more of a death sentence because the body has a visceral reaction to it.
So we have run these tests on this really antiquated machine. It tests for trichomonas, gardnerella, and candida (yeast). It comes as a vag swab in a tube with this liquid and we have to prepare it with various reagents before it goes on the instrument. You can always tell which ones are positive when you first open the swab, the smell is unavoidable, but if that wasn’t bad enough part of the process is putting the tubes on a heating block to “cook”
For half an hour while the reagents do their magic. Things start smelling like a McDs filet of fish after a while.
I see a lot of gross stuff in here, but those are up there with the worst of them
This is the worst story I have read all day.
*edit: it is almost as bad as being disappointed by Elf Destroyer’s new avatar: was expecting one of the excellent and totally sane suggestions from this thread.
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No, I know a yeast infection when I see one. Lil' mama is baking bread.
you ever been with a lady who was suffering from bacterial vaginosis? I did once when I was several years younger, and I said nothing. I wish I had, but that's a hard conversation to broach. she did let me stay in her apartment in downtown denver for 5 days while she was on a business trip, so I'm glad I didn't. I was a 3 minute drive away from D-Park. this was right when I moved to denver, so I was hittin' the d-spense and then d-park every night.
if anyone is familiar with d-park - the crazy kinked hubba that goes down that long bank - I gap kickflip 50-50 into the down part of the beginning of the hubba going the opposite way, or up the bank, stoned out of my gahdamn gourd. if you're looking at the hubba at the top of the bank, it goes up... I went up the bank and kickflip 50-50'd into that. that's one of those tricks that stands out in my head over the years because of how amazing it felt.
as far as BV - you can tell if they have it by the pungent, grotesque, and absolutely repulsive smell. you don't even have to have your face in the crotch region to smell it. if it was me, now, I'd tell them they should probably see a doctor... post coital, of course ;)
I would like to add, I spelled every word in that last sentence correctly, first try. again, I wear glasses.
I’ve been fortunate to have never come across this in my personal life, but I started working in a microbiology lab about 6 months ago and I have to run tests for this and various other stds every day. I got my first whiff of this stuff, and it’s something that stays with you forever; it must be hard coded into our dna from when stds were incurable and more of a death sentence because the body has a visceral reaction to it.
So we have run these tests on this really antiquated machine. It tests for trichomonas, gardnerella, and candida (yeast). It comes as a vag swab in a tube with this liquid and we have to prepare it with various reagents before it goes on the instrument. You can always tell which ones are positive when you first open the swab, the smell is unavoidable, but if that wasn’t bad enough part of the process is putting the tubes on a heating block to “cook”
For half an hour while the reagents do their magic. Things start smelling like a McDs filet of fish after a while.
I see a lot of gross stuff in here, but those are up there with the worst of them
*edit: it is almost as bad as being disappointed by Elf Destroyer’s new avatar: was expecting one of the excellent and totally sane suggestions from this thread.
Seriously ... to come through with a potential post of the year inadvertently, to claiming it's now just a shoot the shit thread and that avatar when there was so much potential ... Mrs. Elf Destruct is blowing it
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No, I know a yeast infection when I see one. Lil' mama is baking bread.
you ever been with a lady who was suffering from bacterial vaginosis? I did once when I was several years younger, and I said nothing. I wish I had, but that's a hard conversation to broach. she did let me stay in her apartment in downtown denver for 5 days while she was on a business trip, so I'm glad I didn't. I was a 3 minute drive away from D-Park. this was right when I moved to denver, so I was hittin' the d-spense and then d-park every night.
if anyone is familiar with d-park - the crazy kinked hubba that goes down that long bank - I gap kickflip 50-50 into the down part of the beginning of the hubba going the opposite way, or up the bank, stoned out of my gahdamn gourd. if you're looking at the hubba at the top of the bank, it goes up... I went up the bank and kickflip 50-50'd into that. that's one of those tricks that stands out in my head over the years because of how amazing it felt.
as far as BV - you can tell if they have it by the pungent, grotesque, and absolutely repulsive smell. you don't even have to have your face in the crotch region to smell it. if it was me, now, I'd tell them they should probably see a doctor... post coital, of course ;)
I would like to add, I spelled every word in that last sentence correctly, first try. again, I wear glasses.
This thread D-Railed quickly… keep up the great work gentlemen
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I’d agree that there are way too many brands.
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No, I know a yeast infection when I see one. Lil' mama is baking bread.
you ever been with a lady who was suffering from bacterial vaginosis? I did once when I was several years younger, and I said nothing. I wish I had, but that's a hard conversation to broach. she did let me stay in her apartment in downtown denver for 5 days while she was on a business trip, so I'm glad I didn't. I was a 3 minute drive away from D-Park. this was right when I moved to denver, so I was hittin' the d-spense and then d-park every night.
if anyone is familiar with d-park - the crazy kinked hubba that goes down that long bank - I gap kickflip 50-50 into the down part of the beginning of the hubba going the opposite way, or up the bank, stoned out of my gahdamn gourd. if you're looking at the hubba at the top of the bank, it goes up... I went up the bank and kickflip 50-50'd into that. that's one of those tricks that stands out in my head over the years because of how amazing it felt.
as far as BV - you can tell if they have it by the pungent, grotesque, and absolutely repulsive smell. you don't even have to have your face in the crotch region to smell it. if it was me, now, I'd tell them they should probably see a doctor... post coital, of course ;)
I would like to add, I spelled every word in that last sentence correctly, first try. again, I wear glasses.
I’ve been fortunate to have never come across this in my personal life, but I started working in a microbiology lab about 6 months ago and I have to run tests for this and various other stds every day. I got my first whiff of this stuff, and it’s something that stays with you forever; it must be hard coded into our dna from when stds were incurable and more of a death sentence because the body has a visceral reaction to it.
So we have run these tests on this really antiquated machine. It tests for trichomonas, gardnerella, and candida (yeast). It comes as a vag swab in a tube with this liquid and we have to prepare it with various reagents before it goes on the instrument. You can always tell which ones are positive when you first open the swab, the smell is unavoidable, but if that wasn’t bad enough part of the process is putting the tubes on a heating block to “cook”
For half an hour while the reagents do their magic. Things start smelling like a McDs filet of fish after a while.
I see a lot of gross stuff in here, but those are up there with the worst of them
*edit: it is almost as bad as being disappointed by Elf Destroyer’s new avatar: was expecting one of the excellent and totally sane suggestions from this thread.
Seriously ... to come through with a potential post of the year inadvertently, to claiming it's now just a shoot the shit thread and that avatar when there was so much potential ... Mrs. Elf Destruct is blowing it
idk abt searching or downloading elf porn on my school chromebook. sorry, pals.i hope you still can love me.
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i love you mrs elf
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i love you mrs elf
i love you breezy
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anyone lurking on hidden here will be thought of as someone just looking for elf porn. dont be the guy looking onLy for elf porn. i know, i know you might be embrassed. you might be new to the idea of elf porn; thats ok!!! be here for the enjoyment of amazing pals! the elf porn is just a bonus ;)
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The real reward are the elfs we got a hard on along the way.
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McDonald’s STD’s and Zelda creampies. This is why I come to slap
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McDonald’s STD’s and Zelda creampies. This is why I come to slap
Solid post and welcome to pal status!
Mrs Elf you will always be loved and cherished in my heart for giving us this gold
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McDonald’s STD’s and Zelda creampies. This is why I come to slap
Solid post and welcome to pal status!
Mrs Elf you will always be loved and cherished in my heart for giving us this gold
happy to help. would love to see this thread stick around and make people laugh.
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McDonald’s STD’s and Zelda creampies. This is why I come to slap
Solid post and welcome to pal status!
Mrs Elf you will always be loved and cherished in my heart for giving us this gold
Just as long as it doesn’t D-volve into a place to only share stories about smelly encounters with elf-looking ladies.
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D-fens
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When you kook me this is who you're hurting
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I’m not sure she could be hurt… she is the one that hurts.
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Yeah, with that giant elf Dong of hers.