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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: disgruntledMTAEmployee on March 13, 2024, 05:42:11 PM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/C4QjONKOfwd/
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No arguments from me!
(And this footy is after him coming back from a gnarly knee injury)
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He’s as tall as a goat
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Beautiful skateboarding.
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He’s as tall as a goat
He can probably scurry up a mountain like a goat too. Crazy balance and ZERO fear
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He can probably scurry up a mountain like a goat too. Crazy balance and ZERO fear
Thread title should be changed to include the word "actual".
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This fool would absolutely get a running start and butt heads with you when competing for a potential mate
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This fool would absolutely get a running start and butt heads with you when competing for a potential mate
Instead of horns he would superglue some lurpivs to his cranium
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One of the heaviest park posts I've seen in a while, hectic!
That bigspin mid line, too much control by Oski
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Must admit I haven't been much of a fan. BUT: alone those two simple ollies up and down the gap were absolutely beatiful.
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
lol that wasnt just some ordinary skate park though. no one else would even skate that, it blows my mind how/why sooo so many things like this get built for 0.0001% of the skateboard population gnarly enough to hit it ;D
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
Its literally just a QP
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
Its literally just a QP
With a metric shit ton of vert.
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This is true professional skateboarding right here. By my definition:
The thing that differentiates a professional is taking on a large obstacle and putting themselves in considerable danger (helmet off). That elevates the trick beyond the capability of the average joe and makes it video part worthy. Only a professional could land something down El Toro and walk away without life changing injuries. That's why they gain our respect
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
Its literally just a QP
With a metric shit ton of vert.
dont want to play it down . - love to watch Oski - and happy he is back skating 100%
But he grow up in his local Malmö Stapelbäddsparken - with exactly that wallride spot.
This spot is build and screaming for Oski.
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
Its literally just a QP
El Toro is literally just stairs.
Wilshire? Pft, just a fuckin rail.
Mega ramp? What the hell, uh have you ever seen a kicker before? Geeze.
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4NUAAOSwRsJfEDIP/s-l1200.webp)
In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4NUAAOSwRsJfEDIP/s-l1200.webp)
In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
That brings up an interesting thought..
Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4NUAAOSwRsJfEDIP/s-l1200.webp)
In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
That brings up an interesting thought..
Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
borra
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4NUAAOSwRsJfEDIP/s-l1200.webp)
In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
That brings up an interesting thought..
Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
Unquestionably Vov
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4NUAAOSwRsJfEDIP/s-l1200.webp)
In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
That brings up an interesting thought..
Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
Wasn't Bob Burnquist skating switch a lot? I don't know. Well, that's vert anyway. I'm going to do some research and report back in an hour.
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4NUAAOSwRsJfEDIP/s-l1200.webp)
In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
That brings up an interesting thought..
Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
that's right!! gnarr'd
gotta watch some switch mega ramp madness now
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most of his skating looks like he is goofying around and in between there are some really gnarly stuff. He can be a bit strange to watch sometimes, but I like it.
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4NUAAOSwRsJfEDIP/s-l1200.webp)
In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
That brings up an interesting thought..
Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
a certified GOAT.... someone who only skates one stance and only skates ramps or things with kickers up to them. Oski is a wonderful skater but not even close to being anything remotely close to THE GREATEST.
Compare him to GT. Oski is playskool skater compared to someone like Grant. Who is defintinely in the conversation of GREATEST.
Never said oski was bad. but hes not the greatest at anything.
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4NUAAOSwRsJfEDIP/s-l1200.webp)
In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
That brings up an interesting thought..
Who's the best transition skater in switch? I can't even think of a good name to drop
a certified GOAT.... someone who only skates one stance and only skates ramps or things with kickers up to them. Oski is a wonderful skater but not even close to being anything remotely close to THE GREATEST.
Compare him to GT. Oski is playskool skater compared to someone like Grant. Who is defintinely in the conversation of GREATEST.
Never said oski was bad. but hes not the greatest at anything.
that was just a tangential question, guy
not sure what your response has to do with my bolded text
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
You're saying it like it's easy to skate this shit
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/4NUAAOSwRsJfEDIP/s-l1200.webp)
In all seriousness though; you throw up a vague rule of what makes for a proper street skater, and then you Take That shit to criticize a transition skater. I mean, no problem if you as a skater just Backstreet more, but don't intentionally mix up two very different Styles.
Fool has clearly never done a back 5ive in 98° heat.
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No shade to Oski, but it seems you’ve never seen 1:31 in https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xtCKZWleUNs&pp=ygUPZmEgZHlsYW4gcmllZGVy (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xtCKZWleUNs&pp=ygUPZmEgZHlsYW4gcmllZGVy)
(https://i.ibb.co/NLByP2n/7131-C0-F8-2-FE0-48-A5-8167-302-EE7-A7-A594.png)
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he literally only skates skateparks or spots that have skatepark elements and generally only skates one direction.
You can say same most of transition riders
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so awesome so cool to see UAE investing in skateboarding. Its autocratic oil coffers provide a great haven for those considered "criminal" by soy democratic states, and with such dazzling materialistic elegance built off the back of confiscated passports to entertain them. it goes hand in hand with skating. fly that flag oski!
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1.2 billion goats out there so I guess this is possible. Oski that distasteful kinda goat tho. Shoe called great white isn’t unnoticed