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Skateboarding => PHOTOS/VIDEO => Topic started by: BartHarleyJarvis on April 04, 2024, 07:53:26 AM

Title: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: BartHarleyJarvis on April 04, 2024, 07:53:26 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4)
It’s hard to believe someone designed and built a skatepark that looks this unfun in 2024. 90s ass THPS layout. 4’ spine as a centerpiece of the park???
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: Ignatius J Reilly on April 04, 2024, 08:06:31 AM
skipped to a random time about midway through, saw clips of rollerbladers and a guy grinding down a hubba on his knees, closed the tab
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: shredflanders on April 04, 2024, 08:23:14 AM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4 (https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4)

It’s hard to believe someone designed and built a skatepark that looks this unfun in 2024. 90s ass THPS layout. 4’ spine as a centerpiece of the park???

Are Richie Jackson and Taylor Silverman an item or what? Can’t tell if she’s getting pole jammed by him or Pim Tool.


Or both….  :-\
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: GrayCellGreen on April 04, 2024, 08:32:03 AM
This is the "last person you want on the sesh" but in video form.
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: shredflanders on April 04, 2024, 08:33:22 AM
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4 (https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4)

It’s hard to believe someone designed and built a skatepark that looks this unfun in 2024. 90s ass THPS layout. 4’ spine as a centerpiece of the park???
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Are Richie Jackson and Taylor Silverman an item or what? Can’t tell if she’s getting pole jammed by him or Pim Tool.


Or both….  :-\

Probably Pim, I remember something about her not liking men that wear blouses.
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: BartHarleyJarvis on April 04, 2024, 08:36:07 AM
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4 (https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4)

It’s hard to believe someone designed and built a skatepark that looks this unfun in 2024. 90s ass THPS layout. 4’ spine as a centerpiece of the park???
[close]

Are Richie Jackson and Taylor Silverman an item or what? Can’t tell if she’s getting pole jammed by him or Pim Tool.


Or both….  :-\
[close]

Probably Pim, I remember something about her not liking men that wear blouses.

Lmao god dammit. Gnar’d
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: swellbowed on April 04, 2024, 10:10:46 AM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/proxy/hfihyWHorV03jDRb5BP9vfuiKue2ndFrK96RhtSOjkNTTv7y4EFJ_F7jy7OHiye3NM53yYe07Ky-R9WJJFbaQJBY63VlZsHT8ARMz35rtYDcKC_tKvvO8-nOe6QxxYce39vEYUxcohYyv5bNWu3Ae_awO2oX0A0)
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: Dad Board on April 04, 2024, 11:02:33 AM
I kinda wanna hate watch this but I’m afraid it will throw my algorithm out of wack and I’ll start getting adverts for boner pills and trump bibles


Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: DCLOVE on April 04, 2024, 11:24:58 AM
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4 (https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jgcnii2-HZ4)

It’s hard to believe someone designed and built a skatepark that looks this unfun in 2024. 90s ass THPS layout. 4’ spine as a centerpiece of the park???
[close]

Are Richie Jackson and Taylor Silverman an item or what? Can’t tell if she’s getting pole jammed by him or Pim Tool.


Or both….  :-\

That’s the one who complained about trans person in a women’s contest right? And Tim pool is like skateboardings Ben Shapiro? Yeah burn that place to the ground with them in it.
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: Dad Board on April 04, 2024, 02:39:54 PM
That was about the equivalent of a Kyle rittenhouse standup special.
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: ejazzle on April 05, 2024, 08:20:22 AM
Imagine having the time, money and space to build any park you want and this is what you come up with. Shows you what kind of mental capacity these people are operating at.
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: garforth on April 06, 2024, 03:04:14 AM
is richie jackson still pro for death skateboards? bizzare. tim pool skates and thinks like someone who has suffered a severe head injury, maybe he should wear a helmet
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: The real veganshawn on April 06, 2024, 06:04:03 AM
No thanks
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: Crust on April 06, 2024, 12:05:58 PM
Such a long video with such little substance
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: Shtonk on April 06, 2024, 02:34:22 PM
That was about the equivalent of a Kyle rittenhouse standup special.

ooooff
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: Steely Daniel on April 06, 2024, 05:12:04 PM
I kinda wanna hate watch this but I’m afraid it will throw my algorithm out of wack and I’ll start getting adverts for boner pills and trump bibles

incognito mode for the hate-watching. That's what I did and I only made it a few minutes in. Horrible thps2 park layout as described above and just the worst fucking dudes ever all in one place. I've never skated a place with the kachunk metal things at the bottom of every obstacle but it sounds gross and I bet it feels lame too.
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: meg on April 06, 2024, 05:13:52 PM
This is about the same cringe levels as I get browsing slap.
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: Steely Daniel on April 06, 2024, 05:54:03 PM
Damn meg were you one of the girls in the background for this historic session?

Lol, that curly-haired guy smoked his head trying to kneeboard 5050 the hubba at around 6 minutes in. Best highlight.
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: meg on April 06, 2024, 06:18:53 PM
How did that comment get translated in your mind to that I was stoked on this?
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: Steely Daniel on April 06, 2024, 06:29:53 PM
My feeble mind just assumed you felt the exact opposite as everyone else here.

Short cryptic comments like that throw me off I guess.

What the fuck do I know anyway. I'm a stupid useless kook about 3 drinks away from a bolts the snowman meltdown of my own.

Excuse me as I show myself the door here.
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: Staniel on April 07, 2024, 01:02:58 AM
Hahaha what a hive of scum and villainy. Even Tim seems bummed that the first trick to go down on his hubba could be a caveman double-knee grind by Carrot Top.

(https://i.ibb.co/nb5tsDX/Screen-Shot-2024-04-07-at-12-49-58-AM.png) (https://ibb.co/nb5tsDX)
Title: Re: Welcome to the Boonies *nightmare sesh*
Post by: lurkluke on April 07, 2024, 02:20:13 AM
you just know it smell crazy in there