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Title: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: Hick Roward on May 20, 2024, 08:15:11 PM
The Flintmobile, Canopysaurus, just might be the missing link between self-sufficient energy and our practical everyday skateboarding.

Biomimicry is a beautiful realm that harnesses our natural resources into other high demand natural processes.

The physics and biomechanics of the ollie should also be placed in more natural design technology for short and long distance transport.

An almost zero energy machine is also possible using the curvature of skateboards placed one on on top of each with a slight push of initial inertia to fuel the kinetic energy.
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: BL0B on May 21, 2024, 02:21:32 PM
who got chatgpt high?
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: roba on May 21, 2024, 02:55:43 PM
they do have a point though
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: InkkeACAB on May 21, 2024, 04:16:01 PM
reinventing the wheel
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: Ninj2 on May 21, 2024, 04:50:42 PM
Can you fucking count homie?
Fred’s car got two wheels and three cave people and a small dinosaur in it.
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: Lou Strux on May 21, 2024, 05:24:55 PM
Quote from: Ninj2 on May 21, 2024, 04:50:42 PM
Can you fucking count homie?
Fred’s car got two wheels and three cave people and a small dinosaur in it.
Is it considered rude to publicly speculate about what sort of dinosaur Dino was?
‘Cause you’ve got me thinking, cuz.
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: Ninj2 on May 21, 2024, 05:34:49 PM
Quote from: Lou Strux on May 21, 2024, 05:24:55 PM
Quote from: Ninj2 on May 21, 2024, 04:50:42 PM
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Can you fucking count homie?
Fred’s car got two wheels and three cave people and a small dinosaur in it.
[close]
Is it considered rude to publicly speculate about what sort of dinosaur Dino was?
‘Cause you’ve got me thinking, cuz.
If Dino skates they road antihero like all the other dinosaurs I know do.
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on May 21, 2024, 07:39:33 PM
That family didn't need all those ribs
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: Síota on May 22, 2024, 02:30:33 AM
The original z-rollers
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: Scarecrow Radio on May 22, 2024, 03:54:11 PM
Wow what a non-stop action barn burner of a thread this turned out to be
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on May 25, 2024, 12:54:08 PM
YABBA DABBA DOO BITCHES
(https://i.ibb.co/hKSK6gS/Slap-flintstones.jpg)
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The Flintmobile, Canopysaurus, just might be the missing link between self-sufficient energy and our practical everyday skateboarding.

Biomimicry is a beautiful realm that harnesses our natural resources into other high demand natural processes.

The physics and biomechanics of the ollie should also be placed in more natural design technology for short and long distance transport.

An almost zero energy machine is also possible using the curvature of skateboards placed one on on top of each with a slight push of initial inertia to fuel the kinetic energy.
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: jerkass on May 25, 2024, 01:29:41 PM
Quote from: Lou Strux on May 21, 2024, 05:24:55 PM
Quote from: Ninj2 on May 21, 2024, 04:50:42 PM
Expand Quote
Can you fucking count homie?
Fred’s car got two wheels and three cave people and a small dinosaur in it.
[close]
Is it considered rude to publicly speculate about what sort of dinosaur Dino was?
‘Cause you’ve got me thinking, cuz.


Probably something like plateosaurus.
Title: Re: The Flintsone's Car and Skateboarding
Post by: Ninj2 on May 25, 2024, 07:26:07 PM
They say the flintsone is just a post apocalyptic jetsons and that actual make sense to me if you consider how fried they all act about stupid shit. Like Fred need to take a gun into work and put  it in Mr slate mouth and get a raise  so he can get wider wheel base car so it don’t tip over from steaks but they don’t have guns no more. It’s fucked up cuz I feel like that fucker the great gazzoo can fix shit but he jinntoo and we can’t be trusted.