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Title: MOVIES THAT WILL GIVE YOU A BONER (Besides Porn)
Post by: cheazy-e on June 22, 2007, 02:53:00 AM
1)Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love

2)Bully

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Post by: nice weather on June 22, 2007, 06:15:04 AM
^ I was thinking the exact same thing.
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Post by: Sleazy on June 22, 2007, 07:21:55 AM
eyes wide shut
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Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 22, 2007, 07:59:46 AM
eyes wide shut

Albeit a bit strange with all the masks and such, I totally agree.

Um... "Y Tu Mamá También"?
Title: Re: MOVIES THAT WILL GIVE YOU A BONER (Besides Porn)
Post by: Sleazy on June 22, 2007, 08:05:18 AM
anyone see the flick with the girl from devil wears prada where she's dating a wanna be gangster and then hooks up with the real deal? pretty bonerific
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Post by: Penis_Monster on June 22, 2007, 09:08:15 AM
anyone see the flick with the girl from devil wears prada where she's dating a wanna be gangster and then hooks up with the real deal? pretty bonerific
"Havoc"

bijou phillips is hot in that one, too
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Post by: Sleazy on June 22, 2007, 09:28:08 AM
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anyone see the flick with the girl from devil wears prada where she's dating a wanna be gangster and then hooks up with the real deal? pretty bonerific
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"Havoc"

bijou phillips is hot in that one, too

yeah that's the one. didn't realize that she got down like that. and the double penitration was pretty ill for a non-porn movie.
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Post by: Penis_Monster on June 22, 2007, 10:07:19 AM
http://www.mrskin.com/Top100/100-81.htm
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 22, 2007, 11:58:49 AM
Wild things. Loved that movie in high school before I could figure out internet porn and was to young to get the real shit.
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Post by: Sleazy on June 22, 2007, 12:18:23 PM
kind of weak that neve cambell (sp) didn't show any skin though and instead we get kevin bacon's sausage
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Post by: jrock on June 22, 2007, 12:22:25 PM
"Your Vice is a locked room and only I have the Key" by Sergio Martino...Edwige Fenech is bangin in that one and fucks just about everyone in the movie.

Also "Trauma" by Dario Argento...underage nude Asia Argento
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Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 22, 2007, 01:01:35 PM
The Dreamers.
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Post by: H8R on June 22, 2007, 01:19:45 PM
the double dildo ass to ass scene with jennifer connelly in Requiem for a Dream.   8)
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Post by: Sleazy on June 22, 2007, 01:19:58 PM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MG/188547.jpg)

Gia will make you go geeeeyeeeeaaaa boy
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Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 22, 2007, 01:21:11 PM
the double dildo ass to ass scene with jennifer connelly in Requiem for a Dream.   8)

"Ass to ass"
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Post by: Sleazy on June 22, 2007, 01:21:16 PM
the double dildo ass to ass scene with jennifer connelly in Requiem for a Dream.   8)


jennifer "mega bush" connelly
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Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 22, 2007, 01:25:26 PM
^^^^ I know most kids don't dig it, but for me, that shit is bolts!
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Post by: H8R on June 22, 2007, 01:26:22 PM
^^^^ I know most kids don't dig it, but for me, that shit is bolts!

bolts!  LOL!  i'd gnar you if i could.   :D 
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Post by: H8R on June 22, 2007, 01:28:24 PM
lost in translation. 
scarlet johassen lying on the bed in her panties...yummy!

BTW this is an awesome thread.   ;D



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Post by: Sleazy on June 22, 2007, 01:28:54 PM
bolts!  LOL!  i'd gnar you if i could.   :D 

I got your back, haha


Stand, I'm a child of the seventies. I grew up on wanking it to big stinky bushes, so I got love for the overgrowth... Just saw it with my wife and that was all she would talk about after that.
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Post by: Sleazy on June 22, 2007, 01:32:34 PM
American Beauty deserves mention for inspiring the guilty boner
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Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 22, 2007, 01:33:52 PM
Cheers, fellas.  Yeah, I'm not much of a fan of the shaved biscuit / fake tits porn, so when I can see a woman of Jennifer Connelly's stature with pubes, it just reaffirms my faith in humanity.

I looked up the "Havoc" film on IMDB and I think I might have to try and rent that shit over the week end.  I love some gratuity.
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Post by: Sleazy on June 22, 2007, 01:37:29 PM
I was pretty suprised by Havok, I seriously wasn't expecting it to be as crazy as it was. More wild than wild things, IMO.
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Post by: Penis_Monster on June 22, 2007, 01:37:49 PM
you guys ever see the movie "9 Songs"?

it's bonerific

other honorable mentions: lie with me, all about anna, Ken Park, Romance, killing me softly, boogie nights (rollergirl), Intimacy
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Post by: H8R on June 22, 2007, 01:42:40 PM
this thread is turning into movies you really need to netflix.   ;D

porkys was a good one, i remember watching it when i was 7 and getting a beaner*


*beaner since i can't claim a could have a boner at that time.  ;D
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Post by: Jack on June 22, 2007, 01:43:00 PM
Bound.

Straight up trouser ripper.
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Post by: Mackattack on June 22, 2007, 08:36:34 PM
this thread is turning into movies you really need to netflix.   ;D

porkys was a good one, i remember watching it when i was 7 and getting a beaner*


*beaner since i can't claim a could have a boner at that time.  ;D

AMEN
i loved porkys when i was like 12
horny pre teens dream movie
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Post by: sebastian toombs on June 22, 2007, 08:46:09 PM
showgirls
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Post by: sebastian toombs on June 22, 2007, 08:47:07 PM
oh, jamie lee curtis doing the striptease in that schqwartzenegar film.  was it 'true lies'?
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Post by: actionjackson on June 22, 2007, 08:53:48 PM
that stupid "cradle to the grave movie"... gagrielle unions too fine
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Post by: tonycoxhox on June 22, 2007, 09:55:25 PM
i want to run away to wonder land and smoke pot with that teen in broken flowers.
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Post by: Penis_Monster on June 22, 2007, 10:02:19 PM
i want to run away to wonder land and smoke pot with that teen in broken flowers.
(http://www.votivkino.at/brokenflowers/brokenflowers15.jpg)
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Post by: tonycoxhox on June 22, 2007, 10:06:59 PM
maybe not, i dont know penis monster. i saw it last summer. isnt there a better pic? damn penis monster. her bra and panties are cute though....
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Post by: Penis_Monster on June 22, 2007, 10:09:09 PM
maybe not, i dont know penis monster. i saw it last summer. isnt there a better pic? damn penis monster. her bra and panties are cute though....
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/5958/alexisdziena033rw.jpg)
Title: Re: MOVIES THAT WILL GIVE YOU A BONER (Besides Porn)
Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on June 23, 2007, 08:35:45 AM
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bolts!  LOL!  i'd gnar you if i could.   :D 
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wanking it to big stinky bushes
wow
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Post by: skatemore,man on June 23, 2007, 10:37:49 AM
havoc kinda threw me off, not really into that sorta stuff although the movie wasn't too bad.

I still like demi moore in striptease, no sex, but damn she slithers around nicely.

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Post by: max power on June 23, 2007, 10:57:43 AM
sirens
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Post by: //////////// on June 23, 2007, 01:32:18 PM
(http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/white_chicks.jpg)
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Post by: Big Diamond on June 23, 2007, 01:50:28 PM
oh, jamie lee curtis doing the striptease in that schqwartzenegar film.  was it 'true lies'?

Have you seen Trading Places?
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Post by: Big Diamond on June 23, 2007, 01:57:35 PM
BTW do yourselves a favour & check out www.celebritymoviearchive.com (http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com) for nude stills of all your favs.
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Post by: frisco on June 24, 2007, 03:06:16 AM
barb wire

true lies

Don Cherry 18
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Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on June 24, 2007, 03:57:51 AM
The Exorcist. (http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/exorcist.jpg)
That chick is such a pantripper
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Post by: JunglePOP on June 24, 2007, 01:26:09 PM
fast times at ridgemont high

munich (that spy chick)
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Post by: H8R on June 25, 2007, 09:59:59 AM
we can't let this topic die!

9 1/2 weeks, kim basinger when she was younger and hotter.   
Title: Re: MOVIES THAT WILL GIVE YOU A BONER (Besides Porn)
Post by: Davis on June 25, 2007, 10:08:35 AM
The Little Mermaid has yet to fail when it comes to erecting my tower of ecstasy.
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Post by: Jack on June 25, 2007, 10:25:06 AM
The Little Mermaid has yet to fail when it comes to erecting my tower of ecstasy.
how do I give positive rep points?
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Post by: H8R on June 25, 2007, 10:29:36 AM
The Little Mermaid has yet to fail when it comes to erecting my tower of ecstasy.

ariel is fuckin fine for a cartoon.   8)
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Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 25, 2007, 10:32:23 AM
we can't let this topic die!

9 1/2 weeks, kim basinger when she was younger and hotter.   


Yeah!!!  Fucking "Wild Orchid", too!!!  Carrie Otis was sweltering.
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Post by: Penis_Monster on June 25, 2007, 12:41:21 PM
(http://www.sog10.com/gallery01/cf2040_nz/heather_graham02.jpg)
(http://www.onlygoodbits.com/pictures/phoebe-cates/phoebe-cates_14015.jpg)
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Post by: Mentos on June 25, 2007, 12:43:13 PM
The Little Mermaid has yet to fail when it comes to erecting my tower of ecstasy.

So I see you get off on fish.  ;)
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Post by: Spencer Reid on June 25, 2007, 06:12:26 PM
titanic.


haha jk
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Post by: cheazy-e on June 25, 2007, 11:01:30 PM
Watch the movie "Stick It"

Lots of wedgies

(http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/318/stickitqu2.jpg)
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Post by: Blackfrancis0708 on June 26, 2007, 01:12:05 PM
Sin City.  The scene where Carla Gugina gets out of bed topless.  Maybe it was cause it was in black and white.  Maybe cause she had a gun.  But that shit (IMHO) was hot.

Just about any foreign movie with Monica Belluci in it.  I think she is allergic to clothing.
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Post by: H8R on June 26, 2007, 01:23:20 PM
^YES!


the crush with alicia silverstone and cary elwes(sp? robin hood men in tights)
the movie suck she was heating it up on the screen and my shorts.  ;D
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Post by: Brandon on June 26, 2007, 01:28:20 PM
CRUEL INTENTIONS.
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Post by: Penis_Monster on June 26, 2007, 02:00:48 PM


the crush with alicia silverstone and cary elwes(sp? robin hood men in tights)


goooood one.

another movie that just popped into my head is "Blown Away." Nicole Eggert from "Charles and Charge" and "Baywatch" seduces The Corey's for 90 minutes. Here's a pic:


(http://www.cinemale.com/guests/weeklyfree/blownawayCoreyHaimDVD1.jpg)
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Post by: H8R on June 26, 2007, 02:06:28 PM
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the crush with alicia silverstone and cary elwes(sp? robin hood men in tights)
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goooood one.

another movie that just popped into my head is "Blown Away." Nicole Eggert from "Charles and Charge" and "Baywatch" seduces The Corey's for 90 minutes. Here's a pic:

"nice duck"
i totally remember that one.  nicole eggert was the shit back in the charles in charge days as well as baywatch.  i couldn't believe she got all naked in that movie with corey haim.  there was mad sex in that one. 


another good one, i can't remember the name of it but its the one with alissa milano where she attend some artsy school.  she gets all naked(bush and tits) and has a lesbian-esque scene with one of her teachers......totally bonerific! 
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Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 26, 2007, 02:07:41 PM
Nicole Eggert

HOT!!!
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Post by: H8R on June 26, 2007, 02:09:17 PM
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Nicole Eggert
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HOT!!!

go rent blown away and get blown away.   ;D
you thought she was smokin in that bikini, wait til you she her buck naked.   :o
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Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 26, 2007, 02:19:57 PM
Fuck.  This is the thread of rentable bolts gratuity!
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Post by: Penis_Monster on June 26, 2007, 03:13:23 PM
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the crush with alicia silverstone and cary elwes(sp? robin hood men in tights)
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goooood one.

another movie that just popped into my head is "Blown Away." Nicole Eggert from "Charles and Charge" and "Baywatch" seduces The Corey's for 90 minutes. Here's a pic:
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"nice duck"
i totally remember that one.  nicole eggert was the shit back in the charles in charge days as well as baywatch.  i couldn't believe she got all naked in that movie with corey haim.  there was mad sex in that one. 


another good one, i can't remember the name of it but its the one with alissa milano where she attend some artsy school.  she gets all naked(bush and tits) and has a lesbian-esque scene with one of her teachers......totally bonerific! 


Embrace of the Vampire?? Holy shit how can i forgot about that one. I can't believe  we're on the third page and no one has mentioned it yet.

(http://img87.exs.cx/img87/773/embrace_of_the_vampire_34.jpg)
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Post by: H8R on June 26, 2007, 03:16:39 PM
yes!  thats the one. i'm getting a chubby thinking about that scene.  i will always and forever be a alissa milano fan.     ;D
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Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 26, 2007, 03:20:23 PM
i will always and forever be a alissa milano fan.     ;D

Speaking of Alissa Milano what about "Poison Ivy II"?

What about "The Lover"?

(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-11/03/xin_561103031748402204566.jpg)
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Post by: Penis_Monster on June 26, 2007, 03:28:51 PM
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i will always and forever be a alissa milano fan.     ;D
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Speaking of Alissa Milano what about "Poison Ivy II"?

What about "The Lover"?

she definitely did a bunch of gems in the mid to late 90's.
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Post by: milty804 on June 26, 2007, 08:19:59 PM
haha this shits hilarious......dude y tu mama tambien.....whoever said that yeah! white chicks was actually a funny movie though...my homie got it for me for xmas, penelope cruz in blow was hot too.......uhhhh jessica simpson in the new shitty dukes of hazzard yeah that was neat, oh yeah jessica alba in idle hands, ok i am done
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Post by: stagefright on June 26, 2007, 08:46:09 PM
wait till my 12 year old bro gets home im gonna post so many sweet ones
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Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 27, 2007, 06:38:56 AM
I was flipping around the channels last night and came across one that I had forgotten...

"Swimming Pool".

(http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/RikBooth/Swimming_Pool_(4).jpg)

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Post by: obeygiant on June 27, 2007, 07:13:18 AM
true lies striptease totally boner enducing
[youtube=425,350]UekZ1hDmxgs[/youtube]
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Post by: H8R on June 27, 2007, 09:54:01 AM
elizabeth hurley in that movie with brendan fraiser....i can't remember the name, she didn't get naked or anything but she stayed rockin some smokin ass outfits.   8) 
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Post by: nice weather on June 27, 2007, 09:59:28 AM
I don't think Jamie Lee Curtis is goodlooking in any way.
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Post by: Penis_Monster on June 27, 2007, 10:50:10 AM
I don't think Jamie Lee Curtis is goodlooking in any way.

yeah, i never really understood all her supposed appeal.
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Post by: sergio on June 27, 2007, 03:36:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2U3IiJhTMk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2U3IiJhTMk)

david bradley gives me a boner
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Post by: Stand and Deliver on June 27, 2007, 04:03:31 PM
elizabeth hurley in that movie with brendan fraiser....i can't remember the name, she didn't get naked or anything but she stayed rockin some smokin ass outfits.   8) 


"Bedazzled"

(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/bedazzled-800.jpg)