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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: hargo on July 03, 2007, 07:08:24 PM
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i have a big ass.
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"jazz hands" and a fair amount of "mr. burns"
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probably where my feet land on the board. heels and toes hanging over and then that swoop arm that comes with it. fuck. you made me mad.
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people recon i have good style when i do my bigspins on banks but i have a huge arsem, my dickies pants dont help.
Dylan
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i have long arms and when i setup to do a trick i kind of look like a caveman or a lanky brian anderson
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sometimes, i do a quick hop before i set up for a trick..........looks regular
in the bad way
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I just copied my style. 8)
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My laces aren't laced right, I don't drag my foot enough, and my tee is never as tight as it should be.
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gay knees and ass, and when i pop i look like Im about to curtsie. and hargo, dont pm me asking whats wrong with me, there are plenty of things wrong with me. whats wrong with you? youre crazy? i know.
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My laces aren't laced right, I don't drag my foot enough, and my tee is never as tight as it should be.
my laces are always perfect. there is nothing you dont like about your style? i think i saw you sketch before. ;D
gay knees and ass, and when i pop i look like Im about to curtsie. and hargo, dont pm me asking whats wrong with me, there are plenty of things wrong with me. whats wrong with you? youre crazy? i know.
what is wrong with you?
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i hate the way i look when i push and i too look like a caveman when i am setting up for tricks, sometimes i land like one too. i also don't like how i feel like i don't skate fast enough or pop high enough
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but I
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My laces aren't laced right, I don't drag my foot enough, and my tee is never as tight as it should be.
my laces are always perfect. there is nothing you dont like about your style? i think i saw you sketch before. ;D
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gay knees and ass, and when i pop i look like Im about to curtsie. and hargo, dont pm me asking whats wrong with me, there are plenty of things wrong with me. whats wrong with you? youre crazy? i know.
what is wrong with you?
That's where I fucked up. For the most part sketchy shit was cause at the time I didn't really skate and would wait till the last minute to film. It sucks cause when I hear people mention great skaters of all time and I think of those voids in time I know I'm easily capable of being on that list but don't deserve it. Could of should of would of....
I'm happy and that's all that matters to me.
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im too smooth.
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I do the tap dancing thing when I land where I have to struggle to stay on. Only sometimes though. Once I did it, then hit a rock. I think I Killed a kitten in my mind.
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my legs.
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i have a big ass.
bowlegged
flat feet
limp wrist
jeremy klien meets felix arguelles meets kenny reed fo' reals
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my arms wave like i'm on a deserted island looking for a plane to save me
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my arms are all over the place. and they are long and thin (not that it matters, but im just giving a picture). i used to pop my shoulder out trying random flip tricks.
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i kinda have a hunch back
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i'm fine with it
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That's where I fucked up. For the most part sketchy shit was cause at the time I didn't really skate and would wait till the last minute to film. It sucks cause when I hear people mention great skaters of all time and I think of those voids in time I know I'm easily capable of being on that list but don't deserve it. Could of should of would of....
I'm happy and that's all that matters to me.
come on man, i was joking. mainly reffering to some fucked up editing in the fit video.
dude, youre shit is historical. dont trip.
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im sheffledge
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i like to cruise as if i'm a sailboat, but sometimes i can't get off cruise control.
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i kinda have a hunch back
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Sometimes I go too slow.
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6'4 and long arms but otherwise im okay with it.
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getting old. old man style.
knock knee. not as bad as Salasnek.
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ass steez and stiff back leg, but mostly when i'm not comfortable with the trick yet
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I ball my fist up alot. i hate how it looks.
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im a jock like johnny layton
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I stick my wrists out before I pop.
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6'4 and long arms but otherwise im okay with it.
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actually, i like my push on film, but thats it. i'm not smoth and i got this finger, that always points out something in the air ...
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im 6'2'' and 240. i think ive got fat guy steez.
plus im a majority of photos ive got a pretty mean thizz face
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yea for anything over five feet my face probably is pure horror. and i get weird arms, kind of crane but not really above my head, i never film so i dont really know, but the whole picture isnt pretty. also super low pop if any and pivoting/tic tac all the time.
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Pretty much everything is wrong with my style - I feel like MJ in my head but whenever I've seen myself on film I look more like a Walrus attempting to breakdance! It gets especially graceful when I skate switch and the ol' mongo kicks in! I've long ago stopped caring though; I have fun on my skateboard and that's all that matters to me! ;D
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im not to good
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I'm mr. burns to the fullest. I hate seeing footy of me skating.
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tic tac to much
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fat ass, and when i pop the board on ollies back foot loose board.
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i kinda have a hunch back
I think that's me too...
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i have a hunch and my knees are weird sometimes.
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hmmm dont really have to much wrong with my style. although sumtimes when i land tricks i dont bend my knees enough.
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clenched fists
stiff style in general
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Clown stance.
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When I kickflip, my front arm comes up like I'm on a bicycle and making a stop signal.
(http://kidshealth.org/kid/watch/out/images_51046/1100038274781.stop.jpg)
When I land it usually comes down like I'm spanking someone's ass.
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Once my feet hit the board my right hand makes a fist with my thumb tucked in it. Can't skate without it.
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i think i skate slow
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it don't get out of the house enough
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I'm short and skinny, but I have a bubble butt. I'm basically built like Ernie Torres, but without the skill. Makes my skating look weird.
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I don't mind my style at all, but I'm aware of the fact that I have floppy arms, and I sort of skate like Rodney Mullen (style wise, not trick wise by any means).
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i skate like Leigh Peterson in that old foundation video where, after his part came out, he got demoted to b-team and soon thereafter started shooting photos of his bro's blazing his moms. i haven't gotten there, but i sometimes suspect that i skate like that. it doesn't help that when i was 8 i took ballet because that movie "white knights" came out.
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i m goofy footed and my left arm always swings back when i m about to pop, i m really trying to stop it but it hardly works
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good topic!
my arms are all over the place,my left hand makes this wierd claw look and when i do flip tricks i hang the flip foot almost completly off my board except for my big toe, i flip my board my board with my toe (i.e twinkle toes) the only thing good about that is i dont really use my ankle much on flip tricks, my flip tricks are mob ass fuck in the foot department and all in all i just dont flow very well ;)
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My style screams major back problems and I try to tone it down with bending my knees to much, looks horrible. I like my push though..
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i also suffer from the burns syndrome.
when i land things sometimes i lean too far back and when i land centered my knees come in really weird.
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Whenever I do tricks I do this thing with my fingers where it looks like I'm pointing with my middle and index finger. I hate the way it looks in photos haha
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getting old. old man style.
knock knee. not as bad as Salasnek.
That's awesome, I think he snowboarded too much.
As for me, excessive mobbage of the kickflips make the frontside flips a bit of a joke.
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I can't land off of things without leaning wayyy too far forward every time.
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what i do with my hands. one points like im shooting a gun, and the other one eithe give the thumbs up sign, or the nano nano.
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style? what style?
I skate too slow, but mostly I'm too busy contemplating my lack of tricks to worry too much about how I look not landing anything...
I'll let you know when I do something good enough to contemplate doing it again with "better style". In my head I cruise around like Ocean Howell, so as long as no one ever films me, or tells me otherwise, I'll be fine!
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My leg muscles are too weak to give enough pop for an ollie, and nothing can strengthen them!
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My hands look fucking stupid. Like someone with cerebral palsy or something.
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sometimes you have to bend yor leg in cause your fucking knee husts to much if you dont.
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My landings never look smooth.
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my ears move too much when i skate its sketchy..
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sometimes you have to bend yor leg in cause your fucking knee husts to much if you dont.
well yeah not like that
like how people will purposely fake it by bending their back leg into their front leg
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when i land a really cool trick then look in the camera and look at the spot i just killed....ha ha
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im too smooth.
your mum has a smooth poon.
Dylan.
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gay knee bend which looks wayyy forced even though its not
right arm is fisted and my left arm looks like i'm holding a bottle when i'm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FMmgJxharU&mode=user&search= both shows here pretty good
when i film my push looks real gay, like stepping on the ground and lifting it again but i dont think i push like that when i dont film but i really dont know
sometimes when i land tricks i land with my arms all hamstery like i'm typing on an imaginary keyboard or something or i land and my arms refuse to go down with my and stay in the air for a bit
sometimes i have that ass steez which is not a cool thing, depends on the tricks i'm doing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7KEu9yj5Vo&mode=user&search=
Ass steez-1:36 on that fakie back 50 bigspin
Hands refuse to go down with me-that willy to 50 180 out on 1:48, look at my left hand
hamster arms show up rarely, all those fuck ups come up only on certain tricks, some tricks i have pretty clean and good looking, others are not.
i'm super critical about my footage and i sound really whiny but i really dont care about all these things, i just like to critic my footy
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my ugly height.....im 6 2 and only 15.....I dont even think im done growing....i better not be another brian anderson or sumthin....whatever he's sick haha
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your mum has a smooth poon.
Dylan.
your wasting oxygen. go the fuck away.
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I sometimes do eraly grab stink bug airs and I don't hit my wheels on the deck on rock n rolls.
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style? what style?
I skate too slow, but mostly I'm too busy contemplating my lack of tricks to worry too much about how I look not landing anything...
I'll let you know when I do something good enough to contemplate doing it again with "better style". In my head I cruise around like Ocean Howell, so as long as no one ever films me, or tells me otherwise, I'll be fine!
i find this really awesome, not sure why, but i do. keep thinking like that, sounds like you have fun.
so, what sucks about me.
my back arm goes like straight back, like im stopping traffic behind me.
i seem to keep developing new weird hand/arm things, even though im now 30. seems weird to keep changing.
my new things are this strange touching all my fingers to my thumbs like little lobster claws or something, and what some one else called jazz hands. that one only happens once in a while.
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Oh shite, I do the lobster claw/jazz hands thing but not when I'm skating.
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thats weird, do you do it at work or something??
like when your trying to talk to a co-worker.
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When I'm walking down halls! I need to call my therapist!
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I don't hit my wheels on the deck on rock n rolls.
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i'm not sure about my style but i usually gets comps on it. i dunno? to me, my style seems to change depending on what kind of mood i'm in but one things for sure, i don't street skate...i street style. 8) :P
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I just copy everything I do so go blame them. ;D