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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Joshewuhh on August 31, 2007, 06:50:21 PM
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Whats things have you thought/done, that made you feel like a complete scumbag?
I was at the grocery store tonight and I see this chick on the other side of produce.
Cute face, nice titties.
Then I see she has leg braces and can hardly keep balance while walking, talk about throwing a curveball.
Heres the horrible thought.
Before I felt sympathy, the first thing I thought was "Gee... I wonder what it'd be like to fuck a chick with wobbly legs? Would she feel it at all?"
:-[
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i had a buddy in highschool that banged a chick in a wheelchair. i think she had palsy or something, hes pretty classy.
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slap forums getting shut down forever
the world ending
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slap forums getting shut down forever
the world ending
your avatar is a fucking classic
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slap forums getting shut down forever
the world ending
your avatar is a fucking classic
thanks. do i get a "I'd gnar you if i could " post?
loljkroflpants ;D
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slap forums getting shut down forever
the world ending
your avatar is a fucking classic
thanks. do i get a "I'd gnar you if i could " post?
loljkroflpants ;D
t0t4lly
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Ive thought worse
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You ever see an old women walking down the street, an for no reason a thought flashes in your head:
SHE HAS A VAGINA
And then you can't help but shiver.
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feeling sympathy is worse than thinking about fucking her first.
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feeling sympathy is worse than thinking about fucking her first.
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i've been registered on SLAP for almost two years now, and i don't even have 150 posts. :-[ i should probably step up my game...
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You ever see an old women walking down the street, an for no reason a thought flashes in your head:
SHE HAS A VAGINA
And then you can't help but shiver.
This crosses my mind quite frequently.
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You ever see an old women walking down the street, an for no reason a thought flashes in your head:
SHE HAS A VAGINA
And then you can't help but shiver.
hahahah one of the funniest things ive heard all week
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I used to know a girl back in college who was effectively a quadriplegic... the only movement she could do was with her hands, where she controlled a heavy-duty electric wheelchair thing that looked more like a throne on wheels than a regular wheelchair. I never knew her real personally, but we both hung out at the same bars and knew all of the same people... every time I talked to her, she was very fucking cool, and on top of that, she was really attractive. Very cute, actually. Oddly enough, she had a nice figure, which was something I never figured out how she could maintain.
I don't think I ever really considered taking her home or anything, as I was a bartender at a few dive bars back then and I usually just brought home random chicks that expressed an interest... which there was no short supply of (I've never been a mack daddy or anything, but being a bartender at the time was sometimes all the game I needed).
In this particular chick's situation, I knew she was carrying a pretty heavy burden... for one, being severely disabled, for two, I knew the story as to how and why she was in the chair. It turns out that when she was a kid, her brother was playing with a handgun and accidentally shot her in the neck. When he realized the extent of damage he'd done to his sister, he shot himself.
I'm not really going anywhere with this... but I feel bad for anyone that might not be getting laid strictly because they have a handicap... I mean, they deal with it, but a lot of people act like being crippled wear off on other people or something. I'm not saying we should all do our part and go have sex with every physically challenged person out there, but I'm saying that if I was immobile and horny, shit would suck.
I would imagine that sex would initially be pretty fucking awkward for the able bodied person... being that you don't know what limitations your partner has/what could hurt them, etc.
Anyway, I don't think there's anything bad about enjoying the attractiveness of someone, handicap or not. They're just people that got a different stack of cards then we did. Shit, just wait till you're in your 40's after a few decades of skating... we'll be wheelin' around looking for some pity-tang.
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You ever see an old women walking down the street, an for no reason a thought flashes in your head:
SHE HAS A VAGINA
And then you can't help but shiver.
This crosses my mind quite frequently.
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Having a wet dream when you fall asleep in geometry.
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when you see a
midgetlittle person and you think to yourself, i wonder which commercials they have been in
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Black Russian last night
"This is SUCH A GOOD IDEA"
no.
never.
mix any sort of chocolate milk and 5 oclock.
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It turns out that when she was a kid, her brother was playing with a handgun and accidentally shot her in the neck. When he realized the extent of damage he'd done to his sister, he shot himself.
Reminds me of a kid i knew in middle school. He was a couple grades below me and rode my bus. Alot of the kids on the bus hated him, but he had some weird heart problem so i felt bad and sat with him. One day we were talking and he told me about how when he was younger he pushed a tv onto his little sister and killed her. The way he said it was so crazy, its not like he was laughing about it or anything, but just acted like it was a totally normal thing to be responsible for the death of a sibling.
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Can you change the title of this to The Scumbag Thread, because I've got a few things I need to get out.
I've been at my parents' place all weekend, and I'm on facebook, checking out half-nude pics of my friend's 17 year old sister. I went to the store to get limes, and the girl cashing me in had this juicy ass, big tits, and braces. Everyone in this city is either under 18 or over 30. I even heckled these teenage girls playing tennis next to the park.
I have NO IDEA why I've this perverted, but I'm going insane on this visit.
As soon as I get back to Toronto, I'm having a Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Marathon to wash and rinse the scumbag out of me.
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hahah, a golden shower of wholesomness?
I get what you're talking about.
17 year olds didn't have boobs when I was in highschool. wtf happened?
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Yea, that's what happens when you go to an all male school.
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if its any consilation ive nailed my fair share of 16 yr olds in the last couiple years.
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It turns out that when she was a kid, her brother was playing with a handgun and accidentally shot her in the neck. When he realized the extent of damage he'd done to his sister, he shot himself.
Reminds me of a kid i knew in middle school. He was a couple grades below me and rode my bus. Alot of the kids on the bus hated him, but he had some weird heart problem so i felt bad and sat with him. One day we were talking and he told me about how when he was younger he pushed a tv onto his little sister and killed her. The way he said it was so crazy, its not like he was laughing about it or anything, but just acted like it was a totally normal thing to be responsible for the death of a sibling.
Maybe he was lying? Or sometimes shit thats uncomfortable to talk about can come out wierd, especially if he wasn't used to talking to other kids.
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It turns out that when she was a kid, her brother was playing with a handgun and accidentally shot her in the neck. When he realized the extent of damage he'd done to his sister, he shot himself.
Reminds me of a kid i knew in middle school. He was a couple grades below me and rode my bus. Alot of the kids on the bus hated him, but he had some weird heart problem so i felt bad and sat with him. One day we were talking and he told me about how when he was younger he pushed a tv onto his little sister and killed her. The way he said it was so crazy, its not like he was laughing about it or anything, but just acted like it was a totally normal thing to be responsible for the death of a sibling.
i think it was the latter, the kid seemed pretty legit and not the type that would lie about something like that. i think the kid might've been like...not regular, but just not
all together upstairs
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we should all do our part and go have sex with every physically challenged person out there,
thats all i got out of your post. i feel scummy
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rickey had a dream that he got caught stealing once. then he woke up, relieved that he was still the greatest of all time.
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fuck off already rickey
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I used to know a girl back in college who was effectively a quadriplegic... the only movement she could do was with her hands, where she controlled a heavy-duty electric wheelchair thing that looked more like a throne on wheels than a regular wheelchair. I never knew her real personally, but we both hung out at the same bars and knew all of the same people... every time I talked to her, she was very fucking cool, and on top of that, she was really attractive. Very cute, actually. Oddly enough, she had a nice figure, which was something I never figured out how she could maintain.
I don't think I ever really considered taking her home or anything, as I was a bartender at a few dive bars back then and I usually just brought home random chicks that expressed an interest... which there was no short supply of (I've never been a mack daddy or anything, but being a bartender at the time was sometimes all the game I needed).
In this particular chick's situation, I knew she was carrying a pretty heavy burden... for one, being severely disabled, for two, I knew the story as to how and why she was in the chair. It turns out that when she was a kid, her brother was playing with a handgun and accidentally shot her in the neck. When he realized the extent of damage he'd done to his sister, he shot himself.
I'm not really going anywhere with this... but I feel bad for anyone that might not be getting laid strictly because they have a handicap... I mean, they deal with it, but a lot of people act like being crippled wear off on other people or something. I'm not saying we should all do our part and go have sex with every physically challenged person out there, but I'm saying that if I was immobile and horny, shit would suck.
I would imagine that sex would initially be pretty fucking awkward for the able bodied person... being that you don't know what limitations your partner has/what could hurt them, etc.
Anyway, I don't think there's anything bad about enjoying the attractiveness of someone, handicap or not. They're just people that got a different stack of cards then we did. Shit, just wait till you're in your 40's after a few decades of skating... we'll be wheelin' around looking for some pity-tang.
november spawned a monster type stuff... that song always struck me as really sad.
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This thread is fucking amazing.
I mean, back in highschool, my friend would go to Confessions when it was that random church day or something, and he'd make stuff up and tell the priest that, just to see what kind of "God Punishment" he'd get for saying he'd jerked off to really sick evil shit. He would call the Children's Help Line and pretend to be a ten year old asking about masturbation. The kid was a really nice guy, but was just asking for karma to fuck him in the ass.
A couple years ago, I actually saw the same guy coming out of the town cop station. I asked him what he was doing, and he said he just finished weekend jail.
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Did he record any of his prank calls?
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Nah, we were in highschool, and he'd just do it any time there was a pay phone. It was like Seth in Superbad with the dick drawing, except his was with pay phones and jokes that were offside. The second I saw him notice a pay phone, I'd see his eyes light up and quickly think of his next bomb scare call to our high school.
Another story of this guy was on his mom's 40th surprise birthday party, she pulls up the driveway, sort of knowing about the party. Turns out all the people in the house were police raiding the house looking for drugs he'd been selling at school. The whole place got trashed from them knocking shit over. The mom's friends were all standing outside in shock.
Dude was the nicest scumbag I've ever met.
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scumbag stories are so heart warming.
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severely lazy scumbag
went to australia with one, got an apartment 3 blocks from the ocean, great surf etc. after a few weeks says beach is too far and just goes in the pool, after another month he decides going down the two floors to the pool was pushing it. only went out for groceries and just watched shitty tv for another month then went home. i guess not really a scumbag but he would have been doing scumbag things if he ever left the apartment.