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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: MFS on September 18, 2007, 07:58:38 AM
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was trying to find clip were chick farts on dude.................instead found this. worst porn blooper ever
http://www.youporn.com/watch/20444
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hahahahahahahah
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oh, shit!
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sfa........
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YES!
I LOVE THIS THREAD!
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When I was in highschool, I gathered up all my friends with their girlfriends for a movie screening. I went out and rented Porno Bloopers v. 1. I told them it was a quadruple date, and that I'd rent Titanic, even though I only had my right hand as a girlfriend. I thought it'd be like America's Funniest Home Porno's or something, but instead it was just 10-15 minutes of fucking, and then the guy goes for the $hot, and then a little drizzle falls out. It totally sucked.
I hate watching porn in front of people. I really fucking hate it. It's gay times a million. The only time I enjoy the company of others in front of Peter North is if it makes other people more uncomfortable than me. And to that, some dudes at "my screening" got into fights with their girlfriends. I saw a girl walk downstairs, and her boyfriend follow. A few minutes later, in the driveway, I could hear, "You fucking told me we were going to a double date movie!" An engine started, a car drove, and I could see him running after a car.
Porno Bloopers v. 65, or whatever it is today is just kinda gross. With the whole A-spot revolution in this generation, most bloopers are pee pee and deuce making related. Mostly deuce related. If you're laughing at the big brown camper at the end of a guy's weiner, while a greener shade of that brown is staining the couch, you've got a problem. It's not funny. Poo is only funny when animals do it.
Now, the only different blooper I've seen this past year was the one where the girl is standing on two sides of the top of the tub in high heels, while the guy is laying down naked below her. There is no water running, meaning the only time a porn scene isn't a shower scene, is if it is a pee pee scene. She slips off the top of the tub and almost punctures his scrotum. They laugh, and Sasha Grey walks off the scene. Cut.
Pee pee porn watchers to Poo poo porn watchers are what rollerbladers are to skateboarders. They are posers and can't handle going all the way without having their shit strapped to them because they can't jump properly. The only porn bloopers that should be acceptable is if a girl thinks the scene is over and then one of those giant Freaks of Cocks dudes, comes out with their big fake weiners and shoves it up their ass while spraying their fake jizz into their butt. The director, the camera man, and even the BFA Film Student Grad of a Grip laughs and they end scene. The girl limps slowly out of the room and slams the bathroom door. Cut.
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ROTF SFA'ing MAO! SFAz!
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http://www.youporn.com/watch/50372
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I hate watching porn in front of people. I really fucking hate it. It's gay times a million.
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Owned
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!!! fucked-up facial
http://www.youporn.com/watch/34048
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so is there a reason why someone is filming the back of his head?
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this would be cool
http://www.youporn.com/watch/2277
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!!! fucked-up facial
http://www.youporn.com/watch/34048
the dude that gets facial'ed looks like Robert DiNiro
judging from all the videos posted so far, i can tell this thread is gonna be around for long while.
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so is there a reason why someone is filming the back of his head?
yeah its obviously fake which makes this not very funny
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anyone seen that video of that guy inserting his cranium into some womens vag? He showed his sister and her friend and the reaction was priceless. The only kind of porn you can show other people is the most offensive porn.
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what about that one where the penis slipped into the middle hole
it tore
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The only worthwhile one besides the one that started this thread that I remember was one where the dude was eating some chick out from the rear and she farted directly where his nose was. He was not pleased.
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not really a blooper but anybody see the one with the bang bros. dude singing "NOW I'M IN YOUR ASS! YEAH! I'M GONNA CUM ON YOUR BUM"?
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The only worthwhile one besides the one that started this thread that I remember was one where the dude was eating some chick out from the rear and she farted directly where his nose was. He was not pleased.
that one is golden, i laughed for about an hour on that one
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Mclouth was in the shop talking with one of the shop workers about some weird porn shit, not neccesarily funny but uhm...............people having sex with dying horses and octopuses were mentioned.
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a while ago some dude at the shop was talking about women banging snakes, where one reptile enters, none survivses
the concept really bummed me out, but knowing that such fucked up shit exists really makes me feel like a more well-rounded individual.
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The only worthwhile one besides the one that started this thread that I remember was one where the dude was eating some chick out from the rear and she farted directly where his nose was. He was not pleased.
i've seen one where the dude farts on the girls nose and she just says fuck off and leaves. actually i have an email with that one and some other porn bloopers, like a guy shooting his load on the girls hair and she not being pleased. i'll send it to any of you if you want.
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i want
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people having sex with dying horses and octopuses were mentioned.
I"m fairly sure you're referring to the man who was fucked to death by a horse. The cock pierce his colon and he bled out. His last words were "Did he cum?"
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I actually recieved a FWD email with about 10 porn blooper clips, including that and the fart clip.
Gimme a few mins and i'll post em up.
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I actually recieved a FWD email with about 10 porn blooper clips, including that and the fart clip.
Gimme a few mins and i'll post em up.
hurry im like shitting my pants
you guys are fucked up
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The only worthwhile one besides the one that started this thread that I remember was one where the dude was eating some chick out from the rear and she farted directly where his nose was. He was not pleased.
this sounds hilarious, got a link?
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The only worthwhile one besides the one that started this thread that I remember was one where the dude was eating some chick out from the rear and she farted directly where his nose was. He was not pleased.
That happened to me except it came from her vagina. I asked if I could fuck her in the ass after but couldn't find lube so she left. That was the first and last asian chick I ever fucked.
Does anyone have a link to that video btw?
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I'm making a fake youtube right now for this shit.
You're all gonna shit from laughter
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The only worthwhile one besides the one that started this thread that I remember was one where the dude was eating some chick out from the rear and she farted directly where his nose was. He was not pleased.
this sounds hilarious, got a link?
haha the first time we all met my one friends dad, we were like 14 and he comes up to us at this halloween show that our friends were debuting their music in. anyway, he told us he chugged two 40's brought this bitch back to his room and they started 69ing or whatever. she farted but it was one of those real nasty SBD's and he straight up blew chunks all over her groin. he said to her; 'i'm never doing that again!' and she goes 'what, drink too fast?'
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here ya go
http://pornotube.com/media.php?m=42296
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and that is how you get pink eye
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and that is how you get pink eye
i just blew a funny fuse or something............!
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http://pornotube.com/player/v.swf?v=bT0yMTIyNCZhbXA7bG9jYWw9ZmFsc2UmYW1wO3U9MTc=