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Title: Zodiac Thread
Post by: El Borracho on September 22, 2007, 11:53:43 AM
Does anyone else here put any stock in Astrology? My birthday is December 14, I'm a text-book Sagittarius. Anybody?
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Post by: defiantnate on September 22, 2007, 11:55:37 AM
Aries.
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Post by: Penis_Monster on September 22, 2007, 12:02:56 PM
aquarius

as much as i don't wanna believe in all that stuff, everytime i read my horoscope in the paper, it always seems to be frighteningly dead-on.
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Post by: Joshewuhh on September 22, 2007, 12:06:02 PM
Nov. 24th.
I'm a saggitarius, but with some scorpio in me.
I figure thats where I get my temper from.
I was 20days late being born, guess I was enjoying the free meals and ride.
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Post by: H8R vol.2 on September 22, 2007, 12:16:12 PM
gemini hence my split personality and virtual bipolar disorder.   


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Post by: boyan on September 22, 2007, 12:18:51 PM
virgo  :P
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Post by: able on September 22, 2007, 12:27:56 PM
For better of worse I'm a text book cancer.
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Post by: brent on September 22, 2007, 12:33:41 PM
I'm a kewl libra and my birthday is in three kewl days :)
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Post by: frisco on September 22, 2007, 01:32:25 PM
May 21st, so sometimes im on the cutoff for gemini and sometimes tauras, its fucked

dont follow alot of this kind of stuf though
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Post by: barf on September 22, 2007, 01:37:04 PM
january 13. and i am really unlucky.
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Post by: CigaretteBeer on September 22, 2007, 02:36:04 PM
12-22-83. Most women I've dated have been into that shit. They always have these vague characteristics that are supposed to match your personality but really they could match anyones.
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Post by: fuckingvegan on September 22, 2007, 02:46:20 PM
8-25-71 Virgo
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Post by: isaac on September 22, 2007, 04:29:23 PM
9/11/76 virgo
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Post by: heckler on September 22, 2007, 04:32:23 PM
My birthday is May 13. I think that makes me a Taurus, but I'm really not sure.
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Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on September 22, 2007, 04:41:49 PM
leo
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Post by: mikefork on September 22, 2007, 05:17:56 PM
may 4, 1990.
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Someone close says or does something that sets you on edge and that may cause extra tension for the day or even a little longer. It's all harmless, though if it persists, you need to discuss it
was my horoscope today and it was 100% true
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Post by: heckler on September 22, 2007, 05:25:50 PM
may 4, 1990.
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Someone close says or does something that sets you on edge and that may cause extra tension for the day or even a little longer. It's all harmless, though if it persists, you need to discuss it
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was my horoscope today and it was 100% true
Wasn't true for me at all.
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Post by: cold budweisers on September 22, 2007, 05:48:56 PM
may 2, 1997
i'm a taurus
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Post by: Meatwad on September 22, 2007, 05:55:10 PM
I'm a pisces and i'll do anything for money.
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Post by: Joshewuhh on September 22, 2007, 06:01:11 PM
I'm a pisces and i'll do anything for money.

*Ziiiip*

Well...
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Post by: MFS on September 22, 2007, 07:08:53 PM
jan 19th capricorn nikka
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Post by: DrNewton on September 22, 2007, 10:24:56 PM
Libra.
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Post by: jerrynolan on September 22, 2007, 11:44:13 PM
SCORPIO
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Post by: Tuna on September 22, 2007, 11:46:27 PM
8/31

Virgo.
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Post by: Bobby Peru on September 23, 2007, 07:35:28 AM
I'm a saggitarius and I don't know what the hell it entails.
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Post by: Rob. on September 23, 2007, 07:46:46 AM
capricorn. just looked my personality traits up...

Good organizational skills
Neat & tidy
Practical
Realistic
Strong work ethic
Materialistic tendencies
Conventional
Respects authority
Egotism
Cruel taskmaster
Servility
Excessive perfectionism

about 50/50 right.
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Post by: VHS on September 23, 2007, 07:57:18 AM
I wish I was born on a Leap day because I hate birthdays.
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Post by: SeanaPaul on September 23, 2007, 07:57:34 AM
Virgo, 7th September.

Horoscopes to me seem bullshit, open ended descriptions of nothing, reading one from a year previous will have just as much relation to you as today's does.
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Post by: bbk on September 23, 2007, 08:05:04 AM
may 4, 1988.
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Someone close says or does something that sets you on edge and that may cause extra tension for the day or even a little longer. It's all harmless, though if it persists, you need to discuss it
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was my horoscope today and it was 100% not true
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: leon on September 23, 2007, 09:52:21 AM
aquarius

as much as i don't wanna believe in all that stuff, everytime i read my horoscope in the paper, it always seems to be frighteningly dead-on.
  ya i get that shit to Jan 28
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Post by: j....soy..... on September 23, 2007, 10:01:20 AM
scorpio....
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Post by: Venture1 on September 23, 2007, 12:16:29 PM
4th July yo', Cancer.
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Post by: L.S on September 23, 2007, 12:20:13 PM
Horoscopes to me seem bullshit
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Post by: blank. on September 23, 2007, 12:45:14 PM
aquarius
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Post by: skatemore,man on September 23, 2007, 10:35:40 PM
june 8 Gemini.
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: El Borracho on October 07, 2007, 08:44:46 AM
8-25-71 Virgo
I figured. Few people who aren't Virgos are so critical of anything and everything.
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: El Borracho on October 07, 2007, 08:47:05 AM
I'm a saggitarius and I don't know what the hell it entails.
Do you have a tendency to put your foot in your mouth? I sure as fuck do
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: loophole on October 07, 2007, 09:31:42 AM
hi im romke and im a taurus
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Post by: Luis Roque on October 07, 2007, 09:38:31 AM
Does anyone else here put any stock in Astrology? My birthday is December 14, I'm a text-book Sagittarius. Anybody?

we are both born the 14th december...
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Post by: stagefright on October 07, 2007, 03:24:33 PM
aquarius, but i dont know shit about horoscopes. i just saw 'zodiac' though, it was pretty great
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Post by: toonie on October 07, 2007, 03:59:50 PM
pisces

if you ask thirty people their birthday i think there's like a seventy five percent chance at least two of them will have the same birthday , i read it in a book about amarillo slim and i've made bets on it and never lost once
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Post by: //////////// on October 07, 2007, 04:06:37 PM
i'm a leo but i'd rather be killer whale
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Post by: jrock on October 07, 2007, 04:26:53 PM
cancer
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Post by: artichoke on October 07, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
(http://blog.canoe.ca/mediam/zodiac.jpg)
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Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on October 07, 2007, 07:31:54 PM
scorpio, so im gonna die fucking
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Post by: sebastian toombs on October 07, 2007, 08:15:20 PM
man, i was hoping pontoon boat would be in this thread...



(http://milpromarine.com/db1/00014/milpromarine.com/_uimages/ZodiacBoatTrialsVancouver41106004.jpg)

(http://ohioboating.net/b2/media/zodiac3.jpg)

(http://www.tysfjord-turistsenter.no/safari/german/Safari/zodiac_whale_safari.jpg)
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: bentmode on October 07, 2007, 08:29:39 PM
well if you asked silas baxter neal, you would know mine.
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: marty. on October 08, 2007, 01:59:23 PM
may 4, 1990.
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Someone close says or does something that sets you on edge and that may cause extra tension for the day or even a little longer. It's all harmless, though if it persists, you need to discuss it
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was my horoscope today and it was 100% true

You're only seventeen? How'd you wind up as a "Global Mod"?
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on October 08, 2007, 02:36:13 PM
Aquarian and born in the year of the Rabbit mind you.
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Post by: tokewithyafolk on October 08, 2007, 02:41:46 PM
Does anyone else here put any stock in Astrology? My birthday is December 14, I'm a text-book Sagittarius. Anybody?

astrology is fer gypsies n qurrs
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: El Borracho on October 08, 2007, 02:56:42 PM
Well I must be a gypsy then, nigger
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Post by: tokewithyafolk on October 08, 2007, 03:09:59 PM
Well I must be a gypsy then, nigger

naw you are leaning a little bit more towards the queer side. or maybe you are just a queer gypsy? yeah, thats it
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: El Borracho on October 08, 2007, 03:16:09 PM
Wow, you're really smart
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Post by: tokewithyafolk on October 08, 2007, 03:21:27 PM
Wow, you're really smart

thats it? thats all you comeback with? i just read your horoscope for this month and it says..........yep, you are gay for posting this gay thread. thats pretty accurate actually.
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: El Borracho on October 08, 2007, 03:39:03 PM
Yeah, I guess that's all I got. I just can't really get too worked up over being called gay by a moron.
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: mikefork on October 08, 2007, 03:42:14 PM
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Someone close says or does something that sets you on edge and that may cause extra tension for the day or even a little longer. It's all harmless, though if it persists, you need to discuss it
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was my horoscope today and it was 100% true
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You're only seventeen? How'd you wind up as a "Global Mod"?
well i have also been asked to be in a porno. stuff just happens
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: blank. on October 08, 2007, 03:44:05 PM
aquarius
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Post by: tokewithyafolk on October 08, 2007, 03:56:19 PM
Yeah, I guess that's all I got. I just can't really get too worked up over being called gay by a moron.

calling me a moron doesnt really make much sense? a moron is someone who believes horoscopes like your lame ass. QUEER
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Post by: El Borracho on October 08, 2007, 04:05:32 PM
Good one.
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Post by: Young Jeezy on October 08, 2007, 04:06:26 PM
Good one.

el borracho is  a pussy
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: marty. on October 08, 2007, 04:09:44 PM
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may 4, 1990.
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Someone close says or does something that sets you on edge and that may cause extra tension for the day or even a little longer. It's all harmless, though if it persists, you need to discuss it
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was my horoscope today and it was 100% true
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You're only seventeen? How'd you wind up as a "Global Mod"?
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well i have also been asked to be in a porno. stuff just happens

What?! Fuckin sick. Was it like a Boogie Nights situation? Like, did a producer just come up to you? That's way too rad of a revelation to just leave it at such few details.

And I think Young Jeezy=folktoker
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Post by: Young Jeezy on October 08, 2007, 04:11:17 PM
huh?
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Post by: marty. on October 08, 2007, 04:14:22 PM
huh?

tokewithyafolks or whatever isn't you? I got excited, I thought I cracked my first fake account.
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Post by: Young Jeezy on October 08, 2007, 04:17:08 PM
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huh?
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tokewithyafolks or whatever isn't you? I got excited, I thought I cracked my first fake account.

oh you thought cuz i thought that shit was funny and was black it must be the same dude? mang this borracho dude is funny tho really
Title: Re: Zodiac Thread
Post by: mikefork on October 08, 2007, 04:19:04 PM
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may 4, 1990.
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Someone close says or does something that sets you on edge and that may cause extra tension for the day or even a little longer. It's all harmless, though if it persists, you need to discuss it
[close]
was my horoscope today and it was 100% true
[close]

You're only seventeen? How'd you wind up as a "Global Mod"?
[close]
well i have also been asked to be in a porno. stuff just happens
[close]

What?! Fuckin sick. Was it like a Boogie Nights situation? Like, did a producer just come up to you? That's way too rad of a revelation to just leave it at such few details.

And I think Young Jeezy=folktoker
i was at the movies and was asked if i wanted to be in a porno. i might have the chance again one day though since this kid i know wants to start a porno website