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Title: would you fuck................
Post by: skatebording sucks on November 16, 2007, 06:01:47 AM
NANCY GRACE?
(http://www.reportercaps.com/Home_HLN/ngrace/nancy_grace_035.jpg)
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Post by: ahlee on November 16, 2007, 06:17:38 AM
of course?
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Post by: skatebording sucks on November 16, 2007, 06:19:12 AM
KRIS JENNER?
(http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/partypictures/2002/parishilton21bday/Image004.jpg)
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Post by: ahlee on November 16, 2007, 06:22:51 AM
dont even know who that is, but yea.
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Post by: brent on November 16, 2007, 06:23:58 AM
would you fuck him?
(http://www.geocities.com/whkinfo1/ramirez1.jpg)
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Post by: skatebording sucks on November 16, 2007, 06:26:07 AM
DAKOTA FANNING?
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061005/244.fanning.dakota.100406.jpg)
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Post by: BallDontLie on November 16, 2007, 06:40:42 AM
As long as Nancy doesn't talk i am good to go.
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Post by: skatebording sucks on November 16, 2007, 06:43:40 AM
As long as Nancy doesn't talk i am good to go.

yeah but what about dakota
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Post by: BallDontLie on November 16, 2007, 06:45:31 AM
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As long as Nancy doesn't talk i am good to go.
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yeah but what about dakota
Nah, I'd be thinking of tom cruise too much.
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Post by: skatebording sucks on November 16, 2007, 06:48:42 AM
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As long as Nancy doesn't talk i am good to go.
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yeah but what about dakota
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Nah, I'd be thinking of tom cruise too much.

ok britney spears with a sombrero on or bald?
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Post by: ahlee on November 16, 2007, 06:50:14 AM
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As long as Nancy doesn't talk i am good to go.
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yeah but what about dakota
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Nah, I'd be thinking of tom cruise too much.
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ok britney spears with a sombrero on or bald?

i've boned a bald chick, its really not that bad.
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Post by: BallDontLie on November 16, 2007, 06:51:03 AM
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As long as Nancy doesn't talk i am good to go.
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yeah but what about dakota
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Nah, I'd be thinking of tom cruise too much.
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ok britney spears with a sombrero on or bald?
She seemed like a freak when she was bald. so bald.
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 16, 2007, 09:50:56 AM
With Nancy Grace I would take one for the world I guess. She is ugly and annoying, but maybe if she got laid every once in a while she wouldn't be so outraged about everything.
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Post by: Dream Turns Into Dreamt on November 16, 2007, 09:57:46 AM
(http://www.reportercaps.com/Home_HLN/ngrace/nancy_grace_035.jpg)

(http://www.geocities.com/hollywood/cinema/2636/pic-coll1/it-clown.jpg)

Nice make-up, Nancy.
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on November 16, 2007, 10:00:49 AM
She is a clown, a blood thirsty clown. Sex with her would suck.
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Post by: Joshewuhh on November 16, 2007, 02:00:07 PM
Under Nancy Grace's blouse, theres a 40 something year old vagina just wanting to be pounded.
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Post by: McGarngle on November 16, 2007, 02:13:19 PM
NANCY GRACE?
(http://www.reportercaps.com/Home_HLN/ngrace/nancy_grace_035.jpg)

"Hold on, hold on!!  You're telling me this goes where?
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Post by: jesus0nvi4gra on November 16, 2007, 02:14:54 PM
Under Nancy Grace's blouse, theres a 40 something year old vagina just wanting to be pounded.

God yes.
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Post by: MEOW on November 16, 2007, 03:27:31 PM
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Under Nancy Grace's blouse, theres a 40 something year old vagina just wanting to be pounded.
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God yes.

what is her vagina doing in her blouse?
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Post by: 89-90pistons on November 16, 2007, 04:09:11 PM
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Under Nancy Grace's blouse, theres a 40 something year old vagina just wanting to be pounded.
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God yes.
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what is her vagina doing in her blouse?

I know when women get old, there boobs sag towards the ground. But wouldnt it be rad if their pussies crawled up their guts too. So by the age 80 the tits hit the cunt.
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Post by: cat on November 16, 2007, 04:15:44 PM
would you fuck him?
(http://www.geocities.com/whkinfo1/ramirez1.jpg)

only a little
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 16, 2007, 05:03:20 PM
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us?reddit=betterTits
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Post by: Joshewuhh on November 16, 2007, 05:05:42 PM
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us?reddit=betterTits

..... wtf  ???
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Post by: brent on November 16, 2007, 05:12:47 PM
wait, didn't she just have twins like a week ago? i'm pretty sure she doesn't want a dick in her twin-ravaged pussy right now.
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Post by: Dream Turns Into Dreamt on November 16, 2007, 05:13:43 PM
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us?reddit=betterTits

Dude, that's pretty much the worst thing I've read in a good long while.  Cheers, Brawler.
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 16, 2007, 05:47:01 PM
It was so disturbing, I had to share it. Co-incidence this thread showed up, huh.
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Post by: cat on November 16, 2007, 06:02:01 PM
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us?reddit=betterTits

holy shit
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Post by: Raw!!! on November 16, 2007, 08:01:50 PM
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As long as Nancy doesn't talk i am good to go.
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yeah but what about dakota
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Nah, I'd be thinking of tom cruise too much.
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ok britney spears with a sombrero on or bald?
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i've boned a bald chick, its really not that bad.
Thats absolutely disgusting.
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Post by: jrock on November 16, 2007, 08:03:24 PM
i used to mess with this skinhead chick too.  her head wasn't fully shaved, but pretty close to it.  it actually felt kinda cool.  her face on the other hand....not so much....
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Post by: Guile on November 16, 2007, 08:27:35 PM
DAKOTA FANNING?
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061005/244.fanning.dakota.100406.jpg)
i would tear that ass to shreds and leave it in blood shed.
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Post by: Chris Hansen on November 16, 2007, 08:38:24 PM
DAKOTA FANNING?
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061005/244.fanning.dakota.100406.jpg)


Why don't you just take a seat over here.
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Post by: Guile on November 16, 2007, 08:42:42 PM
I didnt mean it mr Hansen, i was juss bein stupid i guess.

(http://www.dba-oracle.com/images/redneck_horse.jpg)
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Post by: Chris Hansen on November 16, 2007, 09:02:59 PM
So, why don't you show me what's in your bag? A riding crop, riding boots, carrots, old spice red zone, benoit balls, dep styling gel, KY warming, a soother?...What were you planning on doing with all this stuff? It doesn't look like you came here to play x-box, so don't feed me that line. What are you thinking about bringing these things to a 12 year old movie star?
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Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on November 17, 2007, 02:14:12 PM
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DAKOTA FANNING?
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061005/244.fanning.dakota.100406.jpg)
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i would tear that ass to shreds and leave it in blood shed.

That's terrible...
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Post by: yoyoyo on November 17, 2007, 04:29:58 PM
yo Slap is seroisly goin down hill Guil is like fuckin crazy and dosent know what to joke about and what not to joke about I bet hes black or some'n
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Post by: yoyoyo on November 17, 2007, 04:30:42 PM
no seriously that shit is not funny very poor sense of humor
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Post by: somekid on November 17, 2007, 07:34:52 PM
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DAKOTA FANNING?
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061005/244.fanning.dakota.100406.jpg)
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i would tear that ass to shreds and leave it in blood shed.
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That's terrible...
OMG DELETE THE WHOLE THREAD!!!!!
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 17, 2007, 07:48:25 PM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast3_468x271.jpg)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast2_468x259.jpg)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast1_468x261.jpg)
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Post by: yoyoyo on November 17, 2007, 08:03:38 PM
the third grandmother
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Post by: jrock on November 17, 2007, 08:10:09 PM
she looks like Paulie Walnuts
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Post by: Sony MDR V2 headphones on November 17, 2007, 08:12:15 PM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast3_468x271.jpg)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast2_468x259.jpg)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/047breast1_468x261.jpg)

Marry me BB.
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Post by: Guile on November 17, 2007, 08:21:20 PM
my buddy yoyoyo fuckin kidnapps kids, fucks them in the ass and throws them over the bridge
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Post by: dungheap on November 17, 2007, 09:03:56 PM
the third grandmother

She looks like a bulldog. Count me in!
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Post by: yoyoyo on November 17, 2007, 09:31:30 PM
my buddy yoyoyo fuckin kidnapps kids, fucks them in the ass and throws them over the bridge

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA man that shit just cracked me up!
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Post by: baxter on November 17, 2007, 09:52:05 PM
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holy shit
I want to cry.
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Post by: WonkaBar on November 17, 2007, 09:55:40 PM
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holy shit
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I want to cry.

i want to put fucking bullets in fucking skulls
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Post by: dungheap on November 17, 2007, 09:57:31 PM
I want to shave your head with a hammer and tit fuck your balls.
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Post by: somekid on November 17, 2007, 10:41:06 PM
I want to shave your head with a hammer and tit fuck your balls.
oohh!!! so feisty!
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Post by: dungheap on November 17, 2007, 11:03:50 PM
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I want to shave your head with a hammer and tit fuck your balls.
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oohh!!! so feisty!

ASL! NOW! 6ft 180 #s, swimmers build, vers top, 8.5 cut and thick. Near toronto, can travel!
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Post by: matt/tx on November 17, 2007, 11:05:25 PM
dakota fanning would be hard to fuck but she needs some dick up in it
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Post by: dungheap on November 17, 2007, 11:11:22 PM
dakota fanning would be hard to fuck but she needs some dick up in it

I thought I was wrong.
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Post by: Joshewuhh on November 17, 2007, 11:23:21 PM
Give her a couple more years and little Miss Fanning will be a coke addicted, dick sucking, Porsche driving slut.
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Post by: MEOW on November 18, 2007, 12:10:02 AM
Give her a couple more years and little Miss Fanning will be a coke addicted, dick sucking, Porsche driving slut.

cant wait
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Post by: brent on November 18, 2007, 12:13:35 AM
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44243000/jpg/_44243503_mountainbike203.jpg)
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on November 18, 2007, 12:15:48 AM
^^^Thanks for extinguishing this thread with the bike fuck thing.
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Post by: Ray Finkle on November 18, 2007, 12:17:52 AM
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44243000/jpg/_44243503_mountainbike203.jpg)

I'm allegedly studying at a quiet place right now with other people and I kinda laughed out loud.
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Post by: rickey henderson on November 18, 2007, 12:43:19 AM
(http://espndeportes-akamai.espn.go.com/2003/photos2006/0820/a_turiaf_htop.jpg)