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Title: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: Rocuronium on December 05, 2007, 06:14:24 AM
1)Look up your local children's hospital department of oncology (cancer).
2)Pick a random doctor's name.
3)Call skateshop, ask for the owner. Tell him " there's a kid here, Brian deAngello (or some other "angelic" name) who has hours to, hopefully, days to live" and that his last wish before he dies is to see "Flared".
4)When they agree tell them you will send your daughter or sister. Don't go yourself, they know you and they will catch on.
5)When Flared comes out donate your free copy to the cancer ward at the children's hospital, that would be nice.

Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: hangup on December 05, 2007, 06:32:51 AM
well that isnīt even funny.
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: datsnare on December 05, 2007, 06:35:55 AM
yeah a copy of "flared", he's so close to dying he can't even say the full title.
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on December 05, 2007, 07:09:59 AM
ill give that a consider
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: ahlee on December 05, 2007, 07:15:09 AM
if someone called our shop and said that, i would probably let the parent know that this worlds going to be better without him.
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on December 05, 2007, 07:19:08 AM
Call your shop and say 'I don't care how many copies you ordered! Reserve me one and I'll be at the door step Friday morning waiting for the damn UPS GUY!!!!
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: cali1992 on December 05, 2007, 09:54:53 AM
or just go to the active in escondido and buy it like I did yesterday........guys part is as good as you hope it to be.
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: flowduhh on December 05, 2007, 10:08:36 AM
or come pay a visit to my local shop down here in florida. we got 30 something copies yesterday. its true. guy part is sooo fucking good.
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: chiller on December 05, 2007, 10:11:41 AM
well that isnīt even funny.
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: Beautifull on December 05, 2007, 11:10:21 AM
stop wasting my time
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: ahlee on December 05, 2007, 11:55:43 AM
best video i've ever seen.
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: needles on December 05, 2007, 12:12:04 PM
Or you could have attended a priemere if you wanted to see it that bad.
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: dudebro on December 05, 2007, 01:18:05 PM
stop wasting my time


hilarious considering the author
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: its all in the hips on December 05, 2007, 02:26:38 PM
it mite work with the birdhosue video as well :P
Title: Re: Tips on scoring an early copy of Flared
Post by: DrNewton on December 05, 2007, 08:43:30 PM
Steal one.