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Title: fuck you steve berra
Post by: sebastian toombs on December 07, 2007, 01:38:47 PM
banned from germany...    tom cruise too

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20071207.wscientology1207/BNStory/International/home
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Post by: max power on December 07, 2007, 01:54:27 PM
perfect.
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Post by: TheMoneyMellon on December 07, 2007, 01:58:21 PM
You forgot about Jason Lee.
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Post by: tag_king on December 07, 2007, 03:18:17 PM
When asked why, Germany's top officials say, "Because it is just, like, so fucking silly. Like totally dumb. Aliens, come on!"
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Post by: NickDagger on December 07, 2007, 03:19:54 PM
When asked why, Germany's top officials say, "Because it is just, like, so fucking silly. Like totally dumb. Aliens, come on!"

gnard.


this is a good start.
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Post by: #1 on December 07, 2007, 03:41:31 PM
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He says the government considers Scientology not a religion but a commercial enterprise that takes advantage of vulnerable people.
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During the summer, Germany initially refused to allow the producers of a movie starring Scientology member Tom Cruise as Germany's most famous anti-Hitler plotter to film at the site where the man was executed, although it did not expressly state Scientology as its reason.

fuck yeah
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Post by: iwishilivedinjapan on December 07, 2007, 03:43:55 PM
Its about time
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on December 07, 2007, 03:44:49 PM
Disliked Berra since Shit. I think after that video came out he never sold another board in Texas.
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on December 07, 2007, 07:17:09 PM
amen
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Post by: barr on December 07, 2007, 08:41:39 PM
i just saw people doing those Scientology thing on the street and just pointed and laughed and they didn't do shit
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Post by: stagefright on December 07, 2007, 09:25:07 PM
next time bring a camera...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y)
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Post by: barr on December 07, 2007, 10:23:27 PM
damn those people are stupid
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Post by: matt/tx on December 07, 2007, 10:26:55 PM
i heard tony t got banned from somewhere in europe for burning down a ramp thats way more respectable than getting banned for a wack religion
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Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on December 07, 2007, 10:35:08 PM
scientology is yesterday's kabbalah
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on December 07, 2007, 11:36:47 PM
today is yesterdays future
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on December 07, 2007, 11:49:07 PM
see? 'tis true.
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Post by: Alan on December 08, 2007, 03:02:43 AM
Relax Steve, it's not banned yet. Just read the headline.


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Post by: nice weather on December 08, 2007, 04:31:48 AM
Didn't Tom Cruise also eat Katie Holmes' placenta? eww
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Post by: Prison Wallet on December 08, 2007, 06:37:10 AM
next time bring a camera...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pPol_m8wm8Y)
"You wouldn't be afraid, if you weren't doing what you're doing. It's proof that you're afraid."

WTF???
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Post by: 89-90pistons on December 08, 2007, 07:29:29 AM
Didn't Tom Cruise also eat Katie Holmes' placenta? eww
I think i seen somewhere he said he wanted to eat the whole baby. Even though he was joking it was still funny hearing tom cruise talk about eating a baby. I hate that guy. But I love steve berras backside flips.
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on December 08, 2007, 08:51:14 AM
What about when he thought he was still alive, but he realized he was dead and put into a cat coma, and then that Sigur Ros song played?
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Post by: Prison Wallet on December 08, 2007, 10:20:12 AM
What about when he thought he was still alive, but he realized he was dead and put into a cat coma, and then that Sigur Ros song played?

I don't know about that shit but this thread got me interested so I just watched some Scientology documentary on line. What a bunch of stupid, wealthy pricks.
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Post by: clarkie on December 08, 2007, 11:20:49 AM
They should ban the Toastmasters too, they are the ones training the Scientologists how to use mind control. All cults should be banned everywhere, they are such a disruption to society. I've lost so many friends to religious cults; just zap and they are gone and so is all their assets.
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Post by: Joshewuhh on December 08, 2007, 11:24:02 AM
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The German government considers Scientology not a religion but a commercial enterprise that takes advantage of vulnerable people, he added.

FUCKING RIGHT!!!!

I'm so anti american lately.
I watched a news special about Norway and how the public care system over there is light years ahead of the us.
I wanna move to Norway.
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Post by: sebastian toombs on December 08, 2007, 04:14:26 PM
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The German government considers Scientology not a religion but a commercial enterprise that takes advantage of vulnerable people, he added.
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FUCKING RIGHT!!!!

I'm so anti american lately.
I watched a news special about Norway and how the public care system over there is light years ahead of the us.
I wanna move to Norway.

change your screen name to 'iwishilivedinnorway', ya freedom hating pinko commie scumbag.
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Post by: CUDDLEMONSTER on December 08, 2007, 05:26:26 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/boltthrow/movie-tv-music/cruiseultralaff27ep5vt.jpg)
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Post by: Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea on December 08, 2007, 05:44:03 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v21/boltthrow/movie-tv-music/cruiseultralaff27ep5vt.jpg)
that picture is genious... no words to be added, that photo summs it all up...
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Post by: Penis_Monster on December 08, 2007, 05:52:48 PM
i used to think cults and stuff were cool but then i saw an Unsolved Mysteries episode about a scary ass cult and now i say fuck em all.

i agree with this statement:
Even though he was joking it was still funny hearing tom cruise talk about eating a baby. I hate that guy. But I love steve berras backside flips.
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Post by: stagefright on December 08, 2007, 05:54:17 PM
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What about when he thought he was still alive, but he realized he was dead and put into a cat coma, and then that Sigur Ros song played?
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I don't know about that shit but this thread got me interested so I just watched some Scientology documentary on line. What a bunch of stupid, wealthy pricks.
haha hes talking about vanilla sky, some terrible movie he was in
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Post by: noodles on December 08, 2007, 10:17:26 PM
uhhh...remember when Germany banned the Jews?....just sayin
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Post by: MEOW on December 09, 2007, 02:05:24 AM
every "religion" is as stupid as the next. there's so many better reasons to hate people, why narrow it down to what their santa claus looks like?

skateboarding is the only reason i'm happy to be human
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Post by: Matze on December 09, 2007, 02:07:21 AM
uhhh...remember when Germany banned the Jews?....just sayin

banned? 6 000 000 deaths? gas chambers? it's close to that scientology thing ...
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Post by: Orgone on December 09, 2007, 11:17:33 AM
i thought this was going to be about the berrics for some reason. like.. "dude lives in california, it rains once in a blue moon, yet has this huge indoor park meanwhile i'm stuck with sleet, snow and rain 300 days a year and a shitty ass park infested with bicyclists... fuck berra"

but i'm digging the scientology hate. that shit is hilarious
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Post by: MFS on December 09, 2007, 12:11:31 PM
i wonder how far this whole scientologist thing will go, its very obvious that they are a cult. check xenutv on youtube, shits pretty wierd.
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Post by: brooklyn brawler on December 09, 2007, 01:27:31 PM
I'm watching the new American Pie movie right now, where they go to college. It's pretty awesome. There's a ton of noodz in there.

Weirdest part was when the guy starts making love to a plumper right at the beginning. It reminded me of when I made love to a Jewish plumper for 8 hours my first week of college. She was so big. Her nipples were as wide as a mug. Come to think of it, they looked like bologna. Anyway, the whole day after I felt so bad, so I ordered bacon with my breakfast.


Like, they looked like this when she got out of bed in the morning.


(http://www.altmeat.com/pics/400/oscar_meyer_bologna.jpg)(http://www.altmeat.com/pics/400/oscar_meyer_bologna.jpg)
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Post by: Penis_Monster on December 09, 2007, 01:30:54 PM
I'm watching the new American Pie movie right now, where they go to college. It's pretty awesome. There's a ton of noodz in there.

Weirdest part was when the guy starts making love to a plumper right at the beginning. It reminded me of when I made love to a Jewish plumper for 8 hours my first week of college. She was so big. Her nipples were as wide as a mug. Come to think of it, they looked like bologna. Anyway, the whole day after I felt so bad, so I ordered bacon with my breakfast.


Like, they looked like this when she got out of bed in the morning.


(http://www.altmeat.com/pics/400/oscar_meyer_bologna.jpg)(http://www.altmeat.com/pics/400/oscar_meyer_bologna.jpg)

there's ANOTHER american pie? They're really trying to milk the franchise for all its worth (which isnt much) !
Title: Re: fuck you steve berra
Post by: brooklyn brawler on December 09, 2007, 01:37:27 PM
This one's good. It's all boobies.
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Post by: MFS on December 09, 2007, 02:24:39 PM
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I'm watching the new American Pie movie right now, where they go to college. It's pretty awesome. There's a ton of noodz in there.

Weirdest part was when the guy starts making love to a plumper right at the beginning. It reminded me of when I made love to a Jewish plumper for 8 hours my first week of college. She was so big. Her nipples were as wide as a mug. Come to think of it, they looked like bologna. Anyway, the whole day after I felt so bad, so I ordered bacon with my breakfast.


Like, they looked like this when she got out of bed in the morning.


(http://www.altmeat.com/pics/400/oscar_meyer_bologna.jpg)(http://www.altmeat.com/pics/400/oscar_meyer_bologna.jpg)
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there's ANOTHER american pie? They're really trying to milk the franchise for all its worth (which isnt much) !
when you get into dinner plate territory its time to turn back, however bologna on pizza is really good.
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Post by: Canuck on December 09, 2007, 04:35:49 PM
i wonder how far this whole scientologist thing will go, its very obvious that they are a cult. check xenutv on youtube, shits pretty wierd.

maybe they'll form there own Jonestown and take care of themselves.

PS.

another reason to hate on berra, a video of him skating with Fred Durst, eeewwww...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06V_g1aLJQ8

sorry...
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Post by: sebastian toombs on January 20, 2008, 07:00:01 PM
apparently, tom cruise is the contemporary equivalent of goebbels...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/germany/article/0,,2244151,00.html
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Post by: marty. on January 20, 2008, 07:20:02 PM
Unrelated, but are you really only 26, Sebastian?
I had you pegged for a 40something, late 30s at most...or least, I dunno.
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Post by: sebastian toombs on January 20, 2008, 07:28:47 PM
um, where does that # come from?  it was my 33rd birthday last monday
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Post by: marty. on January 20, 2008, 07:37:01 PM
Are you not SebastianSebastian?
I was reading the comments on ET's videos.
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Post by: sebastian toombs on January 20, 2008, 07:54:55 PM
just dont tell youtube, k?
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Post by: Guinness on January 20, 2008, 10:01:11 PM
ok i know this isn't the place but the way i see it if you do good or at least think or try good will happen to you. same if you do bad but its not right away like if you are getting something sick you had to have worked hard for it or you will get fucked later on. also i don't buy any of this heaven and hell stuff once your dead your in the ground rotting for a while
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Post by: rocklobster on January 21, 2008, 04:36:30 AM
today is yesterdays future
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Post by: Sleazy on January 21, 2008, 04:51:34 AM
uhhh...remember when Germany banned the Jews?....just sayin

first thing i thought of and don't they still have lot's of Nazi youth running around over there? seems like they may have bigger fish to fry than wacky celebrities
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Post by: Alan on January 21, 2008, 05:01:06 AM
You're comparing the genocide of a people who were established in Europe for centuries to the banning of a fucked up cult? Wow.
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Post by: Sleazy on January 21, 2008, 07:53:27 AM
i'm not comparing the levels of persecution only the flawed reasoning behind each type of religious descrimination

eugenics was born out of the same kind of stupidity that is driving this current type of religious persecution and it's undeniably a dangerous way of thinking




and really, how would you talk about germany being involved in religious persecution without talking about the Nazi's and the mistakes they made

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Post by: Alan on January 21, 2008, 09:02:11 AM
eugenics was born out of the same kind of stupidity that is driving this current type of religious persecution and it's undeniably a dangerous way of thinking

Why did you use eugenics as an example here? Just curious since it's origins are certainly not in Germany.

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and really, how would you talk about germany being involved in religious persecution without talking about the Nazi's and the mistakes they made

If you're using the Nazis just to spice up the argument then fine, but if you're being serious then you might consider the fact that the Nazis haven't been in power for about 60 years and it's unlikely that the current government will go down that road.

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Post by: Sleazy on January 21, 2008, 09:09:43 AM
eugenics is the kind of thinking that the Nazi's and the US were both exploring around the time of WWII and using as justifications for persecuting people. i didn't mean to imply that it was a Nazi idea, only that it was a basis for a lot of their arguments for persecution.

the reason i brought it up is because even though i think eugenics is crap, it's still got more coherent thought behind it than the justification behind the current line of religious persecution (that scientology is somehow more ridiculous than other religions) and the fact that this current line of weaker reasoning for religious persecution is getting traction in Germany seems a bit alarming to me.
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Post by: Alan on January 21, 2008, 09:25:56 AM
The problem in Germany is that Scientology isn't registered as a denomination but rather a commercial enterprise. As long as that's the case the government can persecute. Also, apparently their dealings aren't transparent, one more cause for government's concern.
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on January 21, 2008, 09:47:58 AM
they believe in a religion invented by a science fiction writer

nuff said
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Post by: Sleazy on January 21, 2008, 10:22:28 AM
at least they know who wrote it

ever try and ask a christian who edited the bible? never goes well
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on January 21, 2008, 10:25:42 AM
theres too many reasons not to be believe in the bible, but lets not even get into that
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Post by: sebastian toombs on January 21, 2008, 10:48:10 AM
didnt germany actually uncover and prosecute attempts by scientology to infiltrate various mechanism of the state?  finance ministry, tax services, police forces, etc.   they did the same thing in the USA in order to attack their enemies and arrange so that they would be treated (ie: taxed) like a relgion rather than an enterprise...   and eventually the IRS caved in

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Post by: Alan on January 21, 2008, 11:09:11 AM
While we're on the subject...

http://theunfunnytruth.ytmnd.com/
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Post by: Sleazy on January 21, 2008, 11:19:21 AM
haven't all religions had their share of scandals? i definitely think that scientology needs to be put in check but banning\outlawing scientology just seems like a bad idea.