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Title: Im sure we have all wanted to do this to a security guard.
Post by: goddum on December 12, 2007, 10:31:08 PM
http://www.vitalskate.com/videos/features/Vital-Video-Adventures-In-Skateboarding,5603/Vital-Video-Adventures-In-Skateboarding,1156/mike-metcalf,124
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Post by: dripping clit on December 13, 2007, 10:22:19 AM
no, that dudes a fucking dick head. security guards just do there job and that guy thought he would be a badass for hitting him. i wish the security guard would of kicked the kids ass
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Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 13, 2007, 10:27:33 AM
that bitch should have moved? how you just gonna stand there when you see nigga flyin at you?
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on December 13, 2007, 10:29:07 AM
no, that dudes a fucking dick head. security guards just do there job and that guy thought he would be a badass for hitting him. i wish the security guard would of kicked the kids ass

I dunno, the security guard was intending to block him and make him slam, the smack was funny as hell

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Post by: LDS. on December 13, 2007, 10:29:36 AM
no, that dudes a fucking dick head. security guards just do there job and that guy thought he would be a badass for hitting him. i wish the security guard would of kicked the kids ass
Yea seriously, i bet if they didnt have to kick them out the wouldn't, they wouldnt even give a flying f@#k!
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Post by: A-Bo on December 13, 2007, 10:42:36 AM
that kids a tool, the security gaurd didnt want to make him slam, hes just tryin to get his paycheck. Think about it, if your a security gaurd and you let everyone skate during you shift, your gunna get fuckin fired. Thats just super incosiderate to make someone lose their job so you can skate the same triple set that j.wray front halfcabbed (am i mistaken?). Cops is a differnet story, a lot of them go out of their way to enforce their authority uneccasarily but i respect security gaurds they get so much shit they dont deserve. He shouldnt get "smack!"ed for doing his job. Do you punch  clerks for catching you shoplifting? its the same shit IMO
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Post by: chunk on December 13, 2007, 10:44:43 AM
That security guard could have for sure punt kicked his ass while he was running down the stairs but I think caught himself as he realized he was being filmed. He certainly wins the award for being a bigger person but right or wrong, it was funny shit seeing him get clocked.
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on December 13, 2007, 10:47:33 AM
that kids a tool, the security gaurd didnt want to make him slam, hes just tryin to get his paycheck. Think about it, if your a security gaurd and you let everyone skate during you shift, your gunna get fuckin fired. Thats just super incosiderate to make someone lose their job so you can skate the same triple set that j.wray front halfcabbed (am i mistaken?). Cops is a differnet story, a lot of them go out of their way to enforce their authority uneccasarily but i respect security gaurds they get so much shit they dont deserve. He shouldnt get "smack!"ed for doing his job. Do you punch  clerks for catching you shoplifting? its the same shit IMO

It may not have been the right thing to do, I wouldn't have

but you didn't find it even a little funny ?
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Post by: donnie_murdo on December 13, 2007, 10:59:16 AM
WOAH !

How crazy and then run away ! ! !

OOOHHHH THE OUTRAGEOUS FUN !
Title: Re: Im sure we have all wanted to do this to a security guard.
Post by: Choad Muskrat on December 13, 2007, 11:05:12 AM
haha you guys are so mature  ::)
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Post by: Fenris on December 13, 2007, 11:19:04 AM
That asshole didn`t have reason to punch that guard. I guess he did that for fun. That`s what bully assholes are usually into. Fuck them. Plus that was a total sucker punch and he had two of his friends  ready to help him. I see no humor in that kind on behavior.
Title: Re: Im sure we have all wanted to do this to a security guard.
Post by: Choad Muskrat on December 13, 2007, 11:22:08 AM
I guess he did that for fun.

probably more out of frusteration, but since when is shit like this not funny ?

I didn't know we were all down with security guards now, i must have missed the memo
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Post by: ahlee on December 13, 2007, 11:26:53 AM
I really would like to focus more on him going over that handrial and taking that bitch out, that was hilarious.
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on December 13, 2007, 11:30:00 AM
or the blood curdeling screech from that bitch whos foot got run over
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on December 13, 2007, 11:31:07 AM
on second viewing....I think the screech was edited in, im a dumbass
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Post by: MikeyPioggia on December 13, 2007, 11:37:11 AM
I really would like to focus more on him going over that handrial and taking that bitch out, that was hilarious.
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Post by: NCLOVE on December 13, 2007, 05:13:55 PM
Why the hell did that fool not move? I thought that was funny. But the way he hit the security guard was just hilarious.
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Post by: jorelskate on December 13, 2007, 05:45:03 PM
Running away when you have a huge rush is so fun and thrilling.
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Post by: cahl on December 13, 2007, 05:52:03 PM
Do you punch  clerks for catching you shoplifting? its the same shit IMO

no, but thanks for the idea
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Post by: chickengeorge on December 13, 2007, 06:18:13 PM
ha the music when they were runnin away made me laugh
Title: Re: Im sure we have all wanted to do this to a security guard.
Post by: Tony Sandwiches on December 13, 2007, 06:25:53 PM
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I really would like to focus more on him going over that handrial and taking that bitch out, that was hilarious.
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seriously...i thought the smack was just uncalled for
Title: Re: Im sure we have all wanted to do this to a security guard.
Post by: SimonP on December 13, 2007, 06:26:57 PM
Thats part of the job.
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Post by: cmills on December 13, 2007, 07:13:48 PM
Thats part of the job.

best avatar.
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Post by: Luke on December 13, 2007, 07:23:57 PM
funny shit. he should have smacked him then ollied the stairs.
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Post by: somekid on December 13, 2007, 07:51:52 PM
yeah! sucker punches followed by running away always is a good way to show what a badass bitch you are.
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Post by: Canuck on December 13, 2007, 08:06:29 PM
yeah! sucker punches followed by running away always is a good way to show what a badass bitch you are.\
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Post by: Thizzzzz on December 13, 2007, 09:17:08 PM
The thing is some security are assholes and yes you want to do that to them, but no one is stupid enough to do it.  Its a bitch move and it can make the spot a bust for everyone.
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Post by: ReidVaeth on December 13, 2007, 09:32:23 PM
I really would like to focus more on him going over that handrial and taking that bitch out, that was hilarious.
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Post by: ReidVaeth on December 13, 2007, 09:34:55 PM
on second viewing....I think the screech was edited in, im a dumbass
hahahah i thought it was part of that batman and robin song for a minute.i am also a dumbass.
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Post by: matt/tx on December 13, 2007, 09:51:04 PM
the security guard should have shoulder checked him
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Post by: stagefright on December 13, 2007, 09:58:30 PM
thats how you shut a spot down for good
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Post by: boobtube on December 13, 2007, 10:59:10 PM
thats how you shut a spot down for good

That spots been shut down for good, you only get one try.  Thats why adio got a permit for jeremy wray to skate there.
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Post by: qwerty on December 14, 2007, 09:34:45 AM
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thats how you shut a spot down for good
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That spots been shut down for good, you only get one try.  Thats why adio got a permit for jeremy wray to skate there.

how gay
Title: Re: Im sure we have all wanted to do this to a security guard.
Post by: hargo on December 14, 2007, 10:00:17 AM
that was awesome, dude was asking for it by stepping in front of the guy.
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Post by: cobra on December 14, 2007, 10:28:36 AM
no, that dudes a fucking dick head. security guards just do there job and that guy thought he would be a badass for hitting him. i wish the security guard would of kicked the kids ass
hey dripping clit please shut the fuck up
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Post by: ahlee on December 14, 2007, 01:29:26 PM
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no, that dudes a fucking dick head. security guards just do there job and that guy thought he would be a badass for hitting him. i wish the security guard would of kicked the kids ass
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hey dripping clit please shut the fuck up

i just pictured being face to face with a dripping wet clit and telling it to shut the fuck up. throwin that on the to do list.
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Post by: freedom panther on December 14, 2007, 02:37:41 PM
....Bitchmade!...punch and run ....thats hella  tight.....for sucka's...!!
Title: Re: Im sure we have all wanted to do this to a security guard.
Post by: greg on December 17, 2007, 09:25:16 AM
no, that dudes a fucking dick head. security guards just do there job and that guy thought he would be a badass for hitting him. i wish the security guard would of kicked the kids ass

fuck you that shit was tight

and it's kind of hard to imagine that a dude who obviously doesn't want any is going to end up kicking anybody's ass
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Post by: greg on December 17, 2007, 09:31:40 AM
all of you must be forgetting that he had to hustle to grab his board (because they always love to try and take it), and didn't start running away until after the doucebag said to call the cops/security. 

yea i make it a habit to stick around once the cops have been called, what are you people, regular?
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Post by: FFUR YLLIB on December 17, 2007, 10:33:39 AM
you also forget that no one has any excuse for being a security guard.