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Title: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: scragentjed on December 17, 2007, 04:28:32 PM
Bruce Willis:
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb25/scragentjed/bruce.jpg)
charles bronson:
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb25/scragentjed/charlesbronson.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: mikefork on December 17, 2007, 04:40:26 PM
dolph lundgren- the punisher
(http://www.cjshoppingmall.com/images/dvdpunisher1.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: scragentjed on December 17, 2007, 04:42:46 PM
i only saw the recently made punisher. was the original good?
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: mikefork on December 17, 2007, 04:48:30 PM
a lot more entertaining. he drives around coney island on a motorcycle and seeks revenge
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: brent on December 17, 2007, 04:51:02 PM
i like the original more
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: poocrusher on December 17, 2007, 05:16:21 PM
Michael Dudikoff

(http://www.schlocktoberfest.com/current_columns/gfx/foy_0706_03.jpg)

I mean even if you google image search his name this is on the first page..

(http://diariomamotreto.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/commando.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Hypnotoad on December 17, 2007, 05:32:40 PM
Michael Dudikoff

(http://www.schlocktoberfest.com/current_columns/gfx/foy_0706_03.jpg)

I mean even if you google image search his name this is on the first page..

(http://diariomamotreto.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/commando.jpg)

bigger version of the sluts with guns picture please
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: poocrusher on December 17, 2007, 05:41:31 PM
you might want to refer this question to Jackson...
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: EricLogan on December 17, 2007, 06:01:42 PM
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1376/lastactionherover2ta4.jpg)

?

nah,

(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Army-of-Darkness-Poster-Card-C10111750.jpeg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: matt/tx on December 17, 2007, 06:05:46 PM
stevan segal
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: scragentjed on December 17, 2007, 06:37:07 PM
stevan segal
stevan segal
I was between segal and rambo for my third action hero and i just said fuck it ill leave those for other people. segal is sick. They actually had a steven segal cartoon that was pretty sick. hes also in like a blues band. In the cartoon theres some payment happening at a grocery store or something and segal says, "keep the change" and breaks a guys neck, its pretty awesome. his famous move is definitely the wrist break though
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: grimcity on December 17, 2007, 06:45:32 PM
Christian Bale, even if you only include Equilibrium... but I dug his portrayal of Batman and Harsh Times was fucking GREAT.
Jet Li because he's so little and you'd never expect him to unleash like he can.
Clint Eastwood, because he's fucking Clint fucking Eastwood.
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: lastronaut on December 17, 2007, 06:49:08 PM

Clint Eastwood, because he's fucking Clint fucking Eastwood.

Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: lenny on December 17, 2007, 07:03:22 PM

(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Army-of-Darkness-Poster-Card-C10111750.jpeg)

Bruce Cambell is the man.
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: scragentjed on December 17, 2007, 07:06:06 PM
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Clint Eastwood, because he's fucking Clint fucking Eastwood.

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John Blazzi, have you ever even seen a film with Clint Eastwood in it?? I mean common on broski, really, you're a baby douche.
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: tysj! on December 17, 2007, 07:27:07 PM
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1376/lastactionherover2ta4.jpg)

?

nah,

(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Army-of-Darkness-Poster-Card-C10111750.jpeg)

You beat me to it!  :D

How can California's governor NOT come up in a topic like this?
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Meatwad on December 17, 2007, 07:41:40 PM
(http://www.metalasylum.com/ragingbull/movies/hardboiled.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: scragentjed on December 17, 2007, 07:46:38 PM
(http://www.metalasylum.com/ragingbull/movies/hardboiled.jpg)
Haha, thats great.
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on December 17, 2007, 07:49:06 PM
bruce lee
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: SFblah on December 17, 2007, 09:03:21 PM
"Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!"

(http://www.thedan.com/pootiecover.gif)

*you can lock the thread now

Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: j....soy..... on December 17, 2007, 09:43:09 PM
sluggo....
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: 1987 on December 17, 2007, 09:52:32 PM
"Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!"

(http://www.thedan.com/pootiecover.gif)

*you can lock the thread now


Agree, except add:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Fistoflegenddvdcover.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/Ong-bak5.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: damian on December 17, 2007, 10:11:17 PM
mel gibson?
sean connery?
tommy lee jones?
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: eight oh eight on December 17, 2007, 10:12:14 PM
a thread like this calls for youtubing

Tony Jaa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K06wDn3XsZE)

jcvd - bloodsport (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0YDuSLXcX8)

drunken master (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaAvNHWjInM)

neo vs robocop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dDGPv_lNh0)

jet li - fearless (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fLssyEyFug)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: scragentjed on December 17, 2007, 11:11:00 PM
Man, i really wasn't aware of the demand and popularity of martial arts films.
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Beautifull on December 18, 2007, 01:11:05 AM


Wesly Snipes

Matt LeBlank (Lost in Space)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: jesus0nvi4gra on December 18, 2007, 01:34:27 AM
(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Shoot_em_Up/shoot_em_up_movie_poster_onesheet_clive_owen.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Sleazy on December 18, 2007, 04:25:21 AM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_7899~Clint-Eastwood-Posters.jpg)

(http://www.socalworkout.com/wpblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/cin_bale.jpg)

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061020/15711__littlechina_l.jpg)

(http://biomaterials.bme.northwestern.edu/people/bruce_lee2.jpg)

Bruce Willis:
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb25/scragentjed/bruce.jpg)
charles bronson:
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb25/scragentjed/charlesbronson.jpg)

Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Bipsmound on December 18, 2007, 05:50:58 AM
(http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper941/stills/3e963d377ab84-23-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: grimcity on December 18, 2007, 05:53:33 AM
(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/will-smith/pictures/will-smith-picture-1.jpg)

Think of every one he's been in.  And keep telling yourself you didn't love it.
He's a bit too kid friendly, but you're right (imho).
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Sleazy on December 18, 2007, 06:05:24 AM
actually suprised that people like Will's stuff, always wondered what kept him going. he always seemd like the black, straight Keanu Reeves to me even though ironically, his shit is more gay to me than Keanu's. But just like Keanu, he's occasionally in an OK film but always the weakest link in the movie.

(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/816/816642/mad-max-mel_1188419611.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: miff on December 18, 2007, 07:17:41 AM
(http://www.metalasylum.com/ragingbull/movies/hardboiled.jpg)

yes.
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: grimcity on December 18, 2007, 09:16:47 AM
(http://www.boomerangshop.com/dvdcover/ImageWeb/GoodGuysWearBlack1977103458_f.jpg)

(http://mpowerposse.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/christopher-walken-photograph-c12148246.jpeg)

(http://rilo.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gary-oldman-natalie-portman-the-professional-photograph-c10052180.jpeg)

...and I hate to say it, but Marky Mark.
(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/756/756953/sheen-wahlberg-departed1_1169246482.jpg)
I fucking despised this dude back when he was all about "Good Vibrations and Sweet Sensations," but somehow I became a fan of his movie work.
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: SFblah on December 18, 2007, 10:03:33 AM
Not an "Action Hero" but just a super bad mutherfucker.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6e/Choppermovie.jpg/200px-Choppermovie.jpg)
(http://www.beyond.com.au/images/catalogue/chopper.jpg)
(http://hanoiswans.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/chopper-reid.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: eight oh eight on December 18, 2007, 10:24:19 AM
(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Shoot_em_Up/shoot_em_up_movie_poster_onesheet_clive_owen.jpg)

that reminds me, Children of Men was awesome.
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Sleazy on December 18, 2007, 10:30:05 AM

(http://rilo.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/gary-oldman-natalie-portman-the-professional-photograph-c10052180.jpeg)

fuck yeah
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: scragentjed on December 18, 2007, 11:33:04 AM

...and I hate to say it, but Marky Mark.
(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/756/756953/sheen-wahlberg-departed1_1169246482.jpg)
I fucking despised this dude back when he was all about "Good Vibrations and Sweet Sensations," but somehow I became a fan of his movie work.
I like a lot of mark walbergs acting, Four Brothers, Shooter, Departed, three kings, and we own the night.

Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: ERICVILLARREAL on December 18, 2007, 12:15:05 PM
Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: tag_king on December 18, 2007, 12:25:00 PM
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...and I hate to say it, but Marky Mark.
(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/756/756953/sheen-wahlberg-departed1_1169246482.jpg)
I fucking despised this dude back when he was all about "Good Vibrations and Sweet Sensations," but somehow I became a fan of his movie work.
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I like a lot of mark walbergs acting, Four Brothers, Shooter, Departed, three kings, and we own the night.



Did anyone hear that story about when he was all high on fucking angel dust, robbed a store then knocked some dudes eye out for a case of beer? Like he is in good movies and plays some decent parts.. but think about being that dude who got his eye smacked out and watching this guy go on to be a fucking millionaire movie star hot shot. Just thinking about that makes me not like him.
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Sleazy on December 18, 2007, 12:36:09 PM
i generally seperate the art from the artist
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: scragentjed on December 18, 2007, 12:54:33 PM
i generally seperate the art from the artist
yeah, most the time. People have bad times in there life where they make mistakes anyway, just because he did something he probably regrets awhile ago, that means he can't ever be forgiven and move on?
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: tag_king on December 18, 2007, 01:09:25 PM
Yah I know, and I more or less don't really care, but then I think about this dude, sitting in his shitty house, with his one eye and no beer, turning on the television and watching Marky Mark walk down the red carpet with a smoking hot bitch and both his eyes, and him just thinking "Fuck Marky Mark".
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: matt/tx on December 18, 2007, 01:30:02 PM
mad max only the first one though i didnt think thunderdome was up to the first one
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: scragentjed on December 18, 2007, 01:34:59 PM
I totally almost forgot about this movie.
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb25/scragentjed/escapefromla.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: EricLogan on December 18, 2007, 02:52:55 PM
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(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Shoot_em_Up/shoot_em_up_movie_poster_onesheet_clive_owen.jpg)
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that reminds me, Children of Men was awesome.

fuck yeah! Both of those movies are awesome
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: max power on December 18, 2007, 02:54:59 PM
(http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/c/craig_bond_051014/a.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: jesus0nvi4gra on December 18, 2007, 03:02:42 PM
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(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/will-smith/pictures/will-smith-picture-1.jpg)

Think of every one he's been in.  And keep telling yourself you didn't love it.
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He's a bit too kid friendly, but you're right (imho).

Welcome to Earf.
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: E.l.G on December 18, 2007, 06:52:11 PM
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(http://www.metalasylum.com/ragingbull/movies/hardboiled.jpg)
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yes.

That is the best action movie ever made.
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: poocrusher on December 18, 2007, 07:02:02 PM
have you guys forgot about this...

Warwick Davis:

(http://www.lazydork.com/movies/willow.jpg)

I mean Willow

(http://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/media/images/skate/interviews/willow/willowportrait.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Mizzerk on December 18, 2007, 07:43:51 PM
(http://www.michalak.org/fh/predator/Predator102.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: eight oh eight on December 18, 2007, 09:45:37 PM
matt damon coming up bourne style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KaAPjWME_k)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: sebastian toombs on December 18, 2007, 10:00:13 PM
lee fuckin marvin

(http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/protectedimage.php?image=MikeSutton/dirty2006a.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dEKDCwf9XU

clint

(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=66011&rendTypeId=4)

michael caine could be surprisingly good...  an intellectual thug

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_9427~Michael-Caine-Posters.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Guile on December 18, 2007, 10:50:19 PM
(http://www.mov8.com/gallery/still/streetfighter/streetFighter.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: enfocus on December 18, 2007, 11:06:55 PM
(http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/35/49/60/18411045.jpg)

Harvey Kietel. He's bad...
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: alexx on December 19, 2007, 03:36:18 AM
(http://www.mov8.com/gallery/still/streetfighter/streetFighter.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0kKACp11Y
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Sleazy on December 19, 2007, 04:00:28 AM
mad max only the first one though i didnt think thunderdome was up to the first one

Thunderdome was third. Mad Max was the first one with the wife and then my favorite was the second one "road warriors" which had the cool bad guys with mohawks that jumped from car to car and all that

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/MadmaxII5q.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: Rusty Champignon on December 19, 2007, 05:46:33 AM
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(http://www.metalasylum.com/ragingbull/movies/hardboiled.jpg)
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yes.
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That is the best action movie ever made.

i'll second that, any John Woo/Chow Yun Fat collaboration is always amazing, i.e.(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/219/thekillerhw8.th.jpg) (http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thekillerhw8.jpg)
a better tomorrow is pretty good as well
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: EricLogan on December 21, 2007, 03:55:52 AM
Rudy Ray Moore

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHtI-oFOhE8
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: S.A.D.B. on December 21, 2007, 04:46:10 AM
a thread like this calls for youtubing

neo vs robocop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dDGPv_lNh0)


(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9240/holyshitsj8.jpg)
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: rocklobster on December 21, 2007, 08:07:19 AM
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(http://www.mov8.com/gallery/still/streetfighter/streetFighter.jpg)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0kKACp11Y

im remember being really excited on this movie when i was 10, i begged my dad to bring my brother and i to watch it....  i watched it earlier this year and the acting sucked so bad.....

Bruce FUCKING Lee....  period....
Title: Re: Best Action Hero Actors.
Post by: dodgersgirl on December 21, 2007, 08:23:54 AM

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/JasonStathamFrank.jpg)

(http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/history/sound-barrier/whip.jpg)