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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: damian on December 21, 2007, 03:58:38 PM

Title: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: damian on December 21, 2007, 03:58:38 PM
fuck the spears, this is my favorite news of the week. makes me feel warm for the holidays.

http://www.rr.com/flash/index.cfm?rev=10297

SALT LAKE CITY(AP) An inmate is suing the Utah Department of Corrections for denying him his right to practice an ancient Nordic religion while behind bars.

Michael Polk is serving time for aggravated assault and robbery. He filed a lawsuit against corrections officials in federal court, accusing them of denying him religious items that he says are necessary to practice the Asatru religion.

The religion worships ancient Nordic gods like Odin, Thor, Tyr and Heimdal.

In the lawsuit, Polk says he has been a member of the Asatru faith since 2005, and in order to properly practice it he needs items including: a Thor Hammer, a prayer cloth, a Mead Horn used for drinking Wassail, a drum made of wood and boar skin, a rune staff and a sword.



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Post by: biggums mcgee on December 21, 2007, 04:20:28 PM
too great...
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: J Kordich, The Real Juice on December 22, 2007, 04:49:49 PM
I have no desire to bring my infomercials to the Utah area, fuck John Stockon. Jeff Hornacek never got his just desserts.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: woody on December 22, 2007, 07:38:24 PM
My friend's brother is named Thor and had a picture in photograffiti in Thrasher. He also has long blonde hair and a big bushy beard.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: jack sandwich on December 22, 2007, 11:05:22 PM
(http://lynx.uio.no/jon/gif/fiction/thor.jpg)

Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: matt/tx on December 22, 2007, 11:09:20 PM
it be an adventure to be that guys cell mate
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: jack sandwich on December 22, 2007, 11:15:44 PM
it be an adventure to be that guys cell mate

someone's ready for temp gnar.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Ten Stair Kickflip on December 23, 2007, 01:26:48 AM
you can't say "nigga" if your white dude. and you especially can't say NIGGER with the ER at the end
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: sweets on December 23, 2007, 10:19:36 AM
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it be an adventure to be that guys cell mate
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someone's ready for temp gnar.

You're breaking the rules, bitch.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: matt/tx on December 23, 2007, 10:22:11 AM
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it be an adventure to be that guys cell mate
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someone's ready for temp gnar.
[close]

You're breaking the rules, bitch.
i had to kook him for that
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: jack sandwich on December 23, 2007, 12:52:37 PM
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it be an adventure to be that guys cell mate
[close]

someone's ready for temp gnar.
[close]

You're breaking the rules, bitch.
[close]
i had to kook him for that

it was pretty kook worthy.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 23, 2007, 01:03:37 PM
you can't say "nigga" if your white dude. and you especially can't say NIGGER with the ER at the end
im new to this site forum....
 does anyone agree this kid is stupid?
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 01:08:17 PM
jeezy is runnin out of fingers and toes to count the faggots on hurr.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 23, 2007, 01:12:50 PM
^ you could always start using your bills to count, i know you have a few extra stacks somewhere.....
am i correct?
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 01:13:45 PM
^ you could always start using your bills to count, i know you have a few extra stacks somewhere.....
am i correct?

what the fuk is an extra stack? a stack is a stack bitch
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 23, 2007, 01:17:01 PM
damn
apologies
ive never had a stack to know any better....
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 01:19:20 PM
damn
apologies
ive never had a stack to know any better....


find you a hustle and get good at it, skys the limit
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: blazini on December 23, 2007, 01:36:34 PM
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damn
apologies
ive never had a stack to know any better....

[close]

find you a hustle and get good at it, skys the limit

stop biting biggies song titles names. fake ass nigga.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 01:37:23 PM
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damn
apologies
ive never had a stack to know any better....

[close]

find you a hustle and get good at it, skys the limit
[close]

stop biting biggies song titles names. fake ass nigga.

get some pussy. frail ass nigga
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: jack sandwich on December 23, 2007, 01:40:06 PM
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damn
apologies
ive never had a stack to know any better....

[close]

find you a hustle and get good at it, skys the limit
[close]

stop biting biggies song titles names. fake ass nigga.
[close]

get some pussy. frail ass nigga

nigga you soff....
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 01:41:51 PM
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damn
apologies
ive never had a stack to know any better....

[close]

find you a hustle and get good at it, skys the limit
[close]

stop biting biggies song titles names. fake ass nigga.
[close]

get some pussy. frail ass nigga
[close]

nigga you soff....

a sandwich tryin to call somebody soft?
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: jack sandwich on December 23, 2007, 01:49:55 PM
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damn
apologies
ive never had a stack to know any better....

[close]


find you a hustle and get good at it, skys the limit
[close]

stop biting biggies song titles names. fake ass nigga.
[close]

get some pussy. frail ass nigga
[close]

nigga you soff....
[close]

a sandwich tryin to call somebody soft?


that's when you know you soft....
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 23, 2007, 01:55:05 PM
you do call yourself "jack sandwich" ....
sounds kinda soft to me
but thats just me
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: jack sandwich on December 23, 2007, 01:57:41 PM
you do call yourself "jack sandwich" ....
sounds kinda soft to me
but thats just me


jack sandwich..
softest nigga on da block.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 23, 2007, 01:59:32 PM
man
thats what jeezys been sayin all along bitch
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 02:01:30 PM
jack sandwich is a 25 year old virgin. let him live wit that shit, you just go about ya bizness B
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: jack sandwich on December 23, 2007, 02:02:14 PM
 :-[
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: damian on December 23, 2007, 03:03:55 PM
get the fuck out of my thread already.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 03:12:12 PM
im in your thread? dont really give 2 fucks bitch, do somethin
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: damian on December 23, 2007, 03:15:31 PM
it is quite fitting that youz in a rap battle with a jack in the box sandwich.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 03:16:47 PM
you such a pussy. can smell you through my mac. and yeah jeezy use mac products
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: damian on December 23, 2007, 03:22:23 PM
spit some raps about nordics and/or thor, or shut up.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 03:23:57 PM
go and shake ya ass bitch ima throw this money

go and shake ya ass bitch ima throw this money

go and shake ya ass bitch ima throw this money

ima throw this money

ima throw this money
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 23, 2007, 03:27:17 PM
if he actually believes in thisthen he shoulda fought the cops while they were arresting him
the vikings founded the nordic religion and only those who were killed in battle reached Valhalla...
that's there heaven for those of you who didnt pay attention in world history
how awsome would that be if he was killed by the cops because he threw an axe at one of officers and killed him???
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 03:28:47 PM
niggas keep kookn me like it make a damn difference. ima be G either way, frail ass, pussy ass, fuck ass niggas
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 23, 2007, 03:34:03 PM
look this guy in the penitentary aint like nobody ya met before
hes filin' a lawsuit because the law aint lettin him worship Thor
bitches keep hatin you can suck my dick
blowin dro with my nigga thats Nordic
he was robbin a house then them pigs threw my nigga in the slammer
now my boys pissed cuz his ritual aint complete with Thor's hammer
I told that nigga he needed to die in battle to reach Valhalla....

i couldnt resist

Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Young Jeezy. on December 23, 2007, 03:48:39 PM
damien he frail, spend his life online
this nigga such a faggot hunt for boys online

paging chris hansen, this nigga a perv
somebody get a dildo,fuck him like he deserve

how you so hard on the net? i bet you hardon the net
lookin at haley joel osment, i bet ya mouth is gettin wet

wanna slob on my knob? naw jeezy dont do that
leave you leakin like a faucet, yeah jeezy can do that

pussy nigga wit a keyboard, and a grudge or some shit
from how you actin, stupid bitch, i can tell you a snitch

thats why nobody trust you, they dont like you, ya bitch
thats why ya momma dont love you,cuz you act like a bitch

what you gon say that can hurt me, quick say somethin smart
time up, shut the fuck up, go and get some pop tarts

watch ya cartoons, put on ya pampers, go and tie that bib
fuckin baby, you dont even have the right to live

right now im laughin at you, and i wish you could see
haha, now think about it, im what you wish you could be
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: jack sandwich on December 23, 2007, 03:48:51 PM
look this guy in the penitentary aint like nobody ya met before
hes filin' a lawsuit because the law aint lettin him worship Thor
bitches keep hatin you can suck my dick
blowin dro with my nigga thats Nordic
he was robbin a house then them pigs threw my nigga in the slammer
now my boys pissed cuz his ritual aint complete with Thor's hammer
I told that nigga he needed to die in battle to reach Valhalla....

i couldnt resist




he coulda commited suicide and still have reached Valhalla.
Title: Re: my nigga getting his nordic on.
Post by: Derka Derk on December 23, 2007, 04:00:03 PM
i was hoping damian approved of nordic walking, but this is just as good